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halogate:
.....two months of outbounding..not a single reply
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Check your sales letter...first time I changed my sales letter I got a reply by an end user asking for the price thou man hasn't responded ever since..we move regardless.

bluebay:
I think your wife is Having an affair outside too and she wants her friend to keep your mind off things with they both know about...

Women and reverse Psychology....dude has been played.
A perfectly planned script by your wife and friend...

iphi:
I summoned courage to call her just to ask her what was going on in the hospital turned out she was in the O.R, that was why she replied late... Ladies and gentlemen of this humble nairaland Romance section I'm glad to announce to you that she gave me 1 hour tomorrow, turned out she has a date already but she said during break we could go out and grab lunch before her date in the evening... My brothers and sisters this is a win for me...

You a comedian las las..

iphi:
I just want to jokingly ask her, if I see its getting interesting I will and focus on a real relationship with her

Ask her out jokingly and lose ur job jokingly....

sarrki:
This alone can demoralized the troops at war front

The ineptitude and I don’t care attitude towards national issue of Pmb government gave rise and compounded our security and other matters

He’s the only one not to be blame if anything bass happened

Only the one to be praised if good things happen

Mr President your performance is total abysmal

Which commander will remain in Ethiopia after the Maiduguri carnage yesterday

Buhari failed God and Humanity

Mumu man. Remain your BBQ Guy.

Debroslink:
Purple, why you dey yarn like this? Benzema bawo? Suarez shits on Benzema here on earth, in heaven and in hell.

Benzema >>>Suarez football wise. Leave sentiments aside and watch football to see things.

airmark:
He is a very good midfielder.

...midfielder + Striker...

Lol.

OP you self no sabi chat....your chats are annoying ...
She is cool with you . You shuld av just sent the card @ least first before typing long yarns....anyway we move.

I dont want to believe this is the same Femi I always yearn to read his column on Sun Newspapers back then...Kulili@yahoo.com. Hmmm. Inside life.

nonny1212:
Today's game was great.. Jovic finally saw that goal. For jovic to fit in properly and become that goal machine we yearn for, he must have players that will give him those passes needed just like when Ronaldo was with us. It's going to take time to achieve but the time will come.

Bale made so many mistakes at the front line but let just assume it is coz of injury recovery.

We need to learn how to attack more, not all those mid fielding passes. That was when I really missed vinicuis jnr coz that dude knws how to move the ball foward.

Isco did well, modric too.

Valverde didn't really connect properly coz he is not that tiki taka type.. He loves pushing the ball foward just like vinicuis but during that first half he couldn't control the midfield passes coz, that's what isco love bringing on the pitch, moving the ball round the midfield. That's why it seems getting goals are difficult whenever isco is in play at midfield

Valverde got his style back when vinicuis and Vasquez stepped in coz these guys love moving the ball foward all the time.

Now I can comfortably watch Barcelona tonight.

Would love to see hazard back.

Ur analysis are always on point...

NwaAmaikpe:




There's nothing to be ashamed of.
As a lawyer and a knight, I am sure he can prove his reasons, state the facts and still get into heaven.

I can bet it on your life that his wife was locking up the juicebox like it was a CBN vault.

This is 2020.
Wives must remember that alternatives exist.

You'd shag him on the first date and almost overrun him with sex all through your courting days just to trick him to marry you.
And when he does, you'd quit giving him sex blaming it on tiredness.

Even if you are a lawyer, a reverend, a policeman or a vulcanizer, as long as your wife who was once sex-loving no more gives you sex, get it from outside.
It is not a sin, it is survival.

And survival is a primal instinct.

Why not get a second wife instead

Notasaints:
The bride's teeth tho.

Bride na Teethlayo

Nice games by the boys...im happy for Jovic..

hulk616:
he is not match fit.

He should leave then...

Miremoses1:
We should offload Bale in the summer, he just doesn't seem happy here anymore.

Shebi we can see that Bale is useless...

Shashar:
If it's still under grace deletion period,Pls return it and collect the small change.

Mad oh

E go well..

Damn....he took 12 tablets of slidenafil in one night

nonny1212:
Bro if its about bale, forget it.. Bale is done with madrid, his spirit no longer there.

About losing, nobody saw that coming. howover, don't blame a man who hasn't lost at home in more than 20 apps with his unpredictable XI evry game.

Zidane is trying to give all players their chance. Marcelo, Areola, Militao (Blame these dudes, dont blame Zidane)

The season isn't bad as we already have a trophy, topping the league and still in the champions league.

What if we won that game and lost the upcoming laliga match? I prefer laliga than copa de rel

To me o, I think by giving everyone their chances, he is trying to sepreate the goats from the sheep, We already know zidanes winning team as it stands

Militao, Marcelo, James, Areola, Bale, Jovic are not part of them

You see Courtois, Varane, Calvaja, Ramos, Mendy, Valverde, Casmerio, Kross, Modric, Rodrygo, Vinicuis, Hazard, Benzema are Zidanes A team anyday anytime

You should be on sky sport already

Barca dogs how market..... . Tonight is sweet.

hulk616:
thanks
There was situations, when vinicius dribbled into the box and found no one to pass to.

See this assist to rodygro. Good positioning.
A Ronaldo in this team, would have ended this game in the first half

Zidane gamble in this match didnt pay off he thought if he rotates the squad the bench can become solid and who knows wen he might need them to deliver .
Bottom line is the non- regular starters bleeped us up and moreso deepened the trust zidane had on them.

Is this OP well @ all

hulk616:
the squad was weak? We are not playing 2nd division.

If casemiro was available, I can accept that defense. But casemiro was not available, but unpredictable zidane, used Marcelo and nacho will zero backup. That is the big error and the big excuse.

Unpredictable zidane cost us this loss, unpredictable zidane refused to buy a new striker.

First time you made sense to me...but that striker part nah

nonny1212:
ALMOST, Areola, Militao, Marcelo, I dont have words for u guys first

This three guys shouldn't be starting our games again....Marcelo is crap.

Na wa ooo

dairykidd:
Lol.. most likely. Feb 14 is just around the corner so they think because of breasts and yansh they deserve the world's best

make una mercy this girls

meum:
If u r not comfortable tell her. If u r still let her know. It's that simple.
Dis office thing you people want to start ehn... n! Mk I no talk.

She isn't tapping CURRENT; she's sending high VOLTAGE to your transformer.

Very high voltage 33kV

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mejai:
All this Una sex stories sef..... Just weird stuff don already change to sex affairs.



Why would a visitor use my towel to clean their body? Especially the butt-crack? That's the weirdest thing I can't stomach.

Nairaland ppl sef ehn...weird stuff has changed to sex stories

BoleAndFish:
No wahala. Thanks ;DSee me see trouble Why are football fans so uncouth when they feel someone is attacking their favourites? O ga ooo

Lol...that's the fun man.