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SportsRe: Nigerian Female Footballer Kneels To Collect Her Entitlements. Photos by kawaodne(m): 4:35pm On Jul 30, 2018
Nothing is new here. Women always kneel for you know what..........!

Honourable say so!

PrettyCrystal:
An outrage has been sparked by internet users over a trending video of Nigeria U20 women team kneeling down to collect their match entitlements. In the video footage, one of the female players knelt down before the Minister of Youth and Sports, Mr. Solomon Dalung and other officials as she counted the money paid to her.

The video has got many talking with many blasting the minister and other officials for allowing the players to kneel but others have argued that the players might have just knelt down out of their own will considering that the minister and the officials were sitting down.

See how they reacted below;

Meanwhile, Nigeria U20 women team defeated Austria’s Frauenliga side FC Wacker Innsbruck 4-0 to wrap up their preparations on Saturday for next month's U20 Women’s World Cup in France.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/nigerian-u20-players-kneel-to-collect-their-entitlements.html

Watch video HERE.
HealthRe: Mia Khalifa's Boob Deflates After Being Hit By A Hockey Ball by kawaodne(m): 4:31pm On Jul 30, 2018
It is Haram that is why the ball hit her Nunu. Nonsense!!!

Honourable say so!

Magichand:
Porn Star cum sports presenter Mia Khalifa is undergoing surgery after her left boob was left “deflated” after being struck by a hockey puck.
The porn star’s breast was smashed with a six-ounce disk while watching a Stanley Cup Play-Off.


And the West Ham fan has revealed she now has to go under the knife at the start of next year to fix her breast.

The American-Lebanese beauty told the Daily Star:
“I was sitting behind the glass during a game, and it came shooting over the glass and it caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming.


“I grabbed my chest and I didn’t want to let go, because I felt like if I did let go blood was going to be everywhere.
“I got to take it home, it was the single greatest souvenir any hockey fan can get: a game-used puck that comes at you and hits you.
“They’re really heavy, it’s pure rubber, they go at about 80mph. My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.”


However Khalifa, who was once voted PornHub’s most-watched actress back in her adult entertainment heyday, insists the blow was not the most painful experience of her life.
“But the good news is, I got a game used puck from a Capitals Stanley cup playoff game. Worth it.”


Gist From Zenithnaija.com


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/719415/pornhub-mia-khalifa-instagram-hockey-puck-breasts-stanley-cup-playoffs/amp
HealthRe: Man Blames His Village People For His Brother's Injury. Graphic Photos by kawaodne(m): 1:45pm On Jul 30, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
End Time is no longer near. It is now a-stone-throw!
WONDERS SHALL SOON END!


PrettyCrystal:
A young man has blamed his village people after an unfortunate incident befell his brother. According to reports, his brother stepped on an undisclosed item suspected to be charm before one of his legs began to decay. Despite being treated in a hospital, the leg has continued to get worse and defy medical treatments as the brother is now soliciting for prayers. 

The brother wrote;  Someone people are very wicked in this world. village people why. Please my good people, pray for my brother. I need your prayers.. Thanks !
 
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/man-blames-his-village-people-after-this-happened-to-his-brother-photos.html
RomanceRe: If She Cheats While Sharing Wedding Card!! by kawaodne(m): 4:40pm On Jul 26, 2018
naijacentric:
will it be dat easy d guy would have serious trust issues oh
I am being sarcastic in my words.
Real life: If they live in a 5 storey building, the guy will fling her like short-put shit!
RomanceRe: If She Cheats While Sharing Wedding Card!! by kawaodne(m): 4:30pm On Jul 26, 2018
Tell your fiance, no harm done. As far as you're honest and as far as your bobo loves you, he will surely forgive you.
You can even tell him how he rushed you and how you guys knacked and tell him also that you will not sin (do it) again.
I loving husband-to-be will surely forgive.

bukkyemotions:
Sorry, though my username is not my real name, but what can a lady do if she mistakenly sleeps with someone when she goes to give the person her wedding card. Let's say when she goes to give a wedding card to her ex & the ex rushes her for the last time & sleeps with her, & when she is done, she avoids the ex forever. Should she confess to fiance or just repent to do it no more?

Just asking a general question.
AutosRe: USED Toyota Corolla 2000 Model Urgently Needed by kawaodne(op): 9:22am On Sep 06, 2013
shocked
AutosRe: USED Toyota Corolla 2000 Model Urgently Needed by kawaodne(op): 1:39pm On Sep 04, 2013
kawaodne: USED Toyota Corolla 2000 model Urgently needed


I really need to buy USED Toyota Corolla 2000 model as my first car. Can't really afford tokunbo for now. And as a working class student, this, I can afford.

-Any colour will do but blue preferably.
-Auto gear. Sure, no manual.
-Its got to be Clean, neat and sharp.
-Accident free.
-Pls, it must be buy and drive; no faults pls o!

Thanks

Pls call Ben (0806 259 5635).

NB:
Price should be within student budget cheesy
My BBpin:28F75E5D
AutosUSED Toyota Corolla 2000 Model Urgently Needed by kawaodne(op): 1:33pm On Sep 04, 2013
USED Toyota Corolla 2000 model Urgently needed


I really need to buy USED Toyota Corolla 2000 model as my first car. Can't really afford tokunbo for now. And as a working class student, this, I can afford.

-Any colour will do but blue preferably.
-Auto gear. Sure, no manual.
-Its got to be Clean, neat and sharp.
-Accident free.
-Pls, it must be buy and drive; no faults pls o!

Thanks

Pls call Ben (0806 259 5635).

NB:
Price should be within student budget cheesy
AutosRe: quick sale: 6 Months Registered Audi A3 2002 Model @ 550k(non-negotiable). by kawaodne(m): 9:29pm On Aug 25, 2013
chronique: 550k last.
You can't enter the market without bid for negotiation. Its the custom. I love this ride, Pls 480k is good. Can I hear from you?
AutosRe: quick sale: 6 Months Registered Audi A3 2002 Model @ 550k(non-negotiable). by kawaodne(m): 6:26pm On Aug 24, 2013
chronique: Auto Gear. Factory fitted AC. Multiple Air bags. Tapping Glass. Central Lock. ABS. 1.8 Engine. Alloy Rims. Extra Alloy Rim Tyre. Hatch Back. Sporty And Portable Look. 5 CD Loader. Full Options. Registered. Unique Plate No. Four (4) Doors.

Call 07065614087,07083971264.
I love this ride.
Pls, 450k is good. What do you say?
AutosRe: Clean And Neat Nissan Sunny For Sale In Akwa Ibom State Call 08176960346 by kawaodne(m): 6:13pm On Aug 24, 2013
comyluv: Manual gear
Alloy rings
Fabric seat
Clean interior
Sound Engine
Its Buy and Drive
Call 08176960346
Location Akwa Ibom State
Price; 400k. Asking
What year pls?
And include pictures of interiors & exteriors in post.
Thank you.
AutosRe: Super Clean Registered Peugeot 406 For Sale In Akure by kawaodne(m): 11:25pm On Aug 17, 2013
mamajohn: call 08139672781 and let's talk, cheers!
AutosRe: Super Clean Registered Peugeot 406 For Sale In Akure by kawaodne(m): 11:16pm On Aug 16, 2013
500k pls
AutosRe: Clean Registered Toyota Corolla 2000 Model by kawaodne(m): 10:21pm On Aug 16, 2013
mjpworld: ikorodu, Lagos....500k
How far? Still available?
FoodRe: Foods That Increase Your Chances Of Having Twins by kawaodne(m): 9:27pm On Aug 16, 2013
Most importantly, a man needs to get deep penetration during Coitus and during insemination while in orgasm.

I guess you know the position to achieving this - the female's legs has to be raised on missionary position.

I will say no more but adding that the nutritional content that's responsible for birthing twin is in the yam fibre as it is maintain only when roasted. So roasted yam is 100% advisable too. All things working together, don't forget that.
Happy pounding cheesy cheesy
AutosRe: 2001 Toyota Corolla, Auto, Lagos Registered, Blue, N590K by kawaodne(m): 2:21pm On Aug 16, 2013
Tony_10,
While others are pricing as low as 200k, let's deal @ 430k. What do you say?
AutosRe: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by kawaodne(m): 1:29pm On Aug 16, 2013
jemby: OH OH OH u're the one that's pricing My car for 300k? Now i get it.....u priced the car 300k and later said the man is a fraud,So that's why you came out attacking,its fine.
Okay I read you clearly. Ppl might say what you consider to be rubbish but that doesn't mean their buying intentions are not authentic and giving you the right to abuse someone and calling him names(like basket mouth).
I believe that if a buyer's comment sounds ridiculous, ignore it and focus on the ones you deemed serious so you don't waste your business time.
By the way, congratulation as you've sold it.
AutosRe: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by kawaodne(m): 1:23pm On Aug 16, 2013
jemby: Mr Kawaodne i guess u're new on Nairaland,I have sold over 100 cars in the last five years on the site,why my cars are cheap is also because i only add little profit to my cars after landing cost,so that they can be affordable,i believe in high turn overs, please take a look at my Profile and you would understand.I understand that Nairaland is now full of clowns that has stolen bytes from different networks,so people are eager to type any rubbish just to be noticed,cos i don't understand why you would say someone is a fraud without doing a background check.BTW the car is SOLD.
Sold! Congratulations!
AutosRe: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by kawaodne(m): 2:01pm On Aug 15, 2013
jemby: Ite either u're related to basket mouth or u're used to buying stolen vehicles, how on earth can you price a Tokunbo car cleared at almost 200k. U're pricing it for 300k? They need you at the joke section
Dude, the way your response is coming doesn't sound like you have business doing here. For 500k in the 1st place, the vehicle as Tokz smells like stolen or fraud Except that you can convince Nairalanders otherwise else it is BEWARE for ALL!!!
AutosRe: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by kawaodne(m): 1:57pm On Aug 15, 2013
jemby: U're even asking me to list more features, ok I have a 6kg washing machine inside the car, 32 inch LED tv and a giant scan frost freezer. A wardrobe and a shoe rack all in the car.
Mr. Man, You're a comedian. Take this post to the "Jokes" section.
AutosRe: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by kawaodne(m): 1:55pm On Aug 15, 2013
jemby: I wonder oh.....I don't blame those fraudsters, people like him make fraud business go on. They always want to buy everything about half the normal price.
So I'm guessing a Toks cleared GTi such as urs going for 500k is not suspicious enough? You sure get big mouth. Hope other potential buyers after seeing how you respond to customers will even want to patronise you. Well done Sir, the maker of basket mouth.
AutosRe: SOLD 2000 Model Toyota Corolla, So Cheap 450k by kawaodne(m): 11:06pm On Aug 14, 2013
Thanks for your response. You're right. I'm enquiring from other ads too. Anyway, I have a budget to pursue a small+cheap & sound car. So far yours is "A" on the list but the price is somehwat a bit above my planned budget.
I will give you a call for us to talk on my initial queries on the car's state & the price.
AutosRe: SOLD 2000 Model Toyota Corolla, So Cheap 450k by kawaodne(m): 11:44pm On Aug 13, 2013
Hi b.kay45,

I'm quite interested but I need to know the following:
1. why you are selling it?
2. Does the car have any certain fault; Minor or major faults?
3. Are you the first owner?
4. How old is the car since registered & driven?
5. What's the very last price

Like I said, I'm quite interested in the car and will be happy if I get response from you to enable my plan for it.

Thanks
AutosRe: Registered Honda Accord(babyboy)570k by kawaodne(m): 11:25pm On Aug 13, 2013
Pls post more of the features condition and let's see photos of the interiors and the engine too.
Thanks
AutosRe: Newly Registered Honda Accord(1998model) 500k by kawaodne(m): 11:23pm On Aug 13, 2013
300k will be a good price. Cash is ready now. What do you say?
AutosRe: Clean And Sound Used Mitsubishi Galant.250k by kawaodne(m): 11:19pm On Aug 13, 2013
I have 150k now; let's deal. Yes?
AutosRe: A Registered Nissan Altima, Automatic Gear, Ac.. 300k by kawaodne(m): 11:17pm On Aug 13, 2013
Let me pay 190k. Ping me pin:28F75E5D
AutosRe: Registered 2000 Model Nissan Altima For Quick Sale @ 370k,now 320k.(sold). by kawaodne(m):
Nice
AutosRe: 2001 Toyota Corolla, Auto, Lagos Registered, Blue, N590K by kawaodne(m):
Nice
AutosRe: Neatly Used Nissan Primera @400k by kawaodne(m): 11:36pm On Aug 04, 2013
adenalade: 300k and its urs
220k sir, cash is available. Agreed? And I'll ring you now
AutosRe: Toks 96 Toyota Avalon @ Give Away Price by kawaodne(m): 11:32pm On Aug 04, 2013
Pricing 550k. Pls upload photos.
Thank you
AutosRe: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by kawaodne(m): 11:28pm On Aug 04, 2013
Jemby, you didn't put more of the car's description here. Pls list more features. I'm willing to offer 300k if you're down with my price. Cash is available. Will call you once you accept.

Regards,

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