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Politics / Re: Thousands Of Tricycle Operators Hold Rally In Support Of Buhari In Kano by kawaodne(m): 5:05pm On Aug 29, 2018
They are wasting their time.....

Las las ... Buhari MUST go!!!!

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Politics / Re: 2019: I'm All Out For Free And Fair Election - Buhari Assures Theresa May by kawaodne(m): 5:02pm On Aug 29, 2018
This is a lie!!!
Buhari MUST go!!
Crime / Re: Two Gay Men Caught Making Love At Cemetery In Kano by kawaodne(m): 5:01pm On Aug 29, 2018
This is all BUHARI's fault.

Buhari must go!!!! Lifeless gay!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: Seeing Bill Gates At One Of My Concerts Is What I Want (video) by kawaodne(m): 4:27pm On Aug 29, 2018
Then do a song title: Buhari Must Go

Bill Gate will attend....

#BuhariMustGo

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Pets / Re: Dog Eats Lady's Phd Certificate (Photos) by kawaodne(m): 4:25pm On Aug 29, 2018
How can

Buhari MUST go!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Single Female Doctor: 'A Driver Refused To Work For Me' by kawaodne(m): 2:22pm On Aug 17, 2018
The fear of the 'Big Madam' turning 'BIG GOD' on him made the wife to severe the employment with the madam.
And we sure know say female dr can fire down very well.
anyway, the man is a lucky man that he left else, he will have an unwanted 'BIG GOD'
Celebrities / Re: Orezi: 'I Have To Reduce This Sperm Donations So This My Sexy Body Can Be Great' by kawaodne(m): 2:13pm On Aug 15, 2018
Sperm no dey come out again!

Oniranu!!

Honourable piss sperm like yoghurt.
Politics / Re: IGP Collapses SARS Teams, Renames Unit FSARS by kawaodne(m): 12:17pm On Aug 15, 2018
FSARS
F(ucking)SARS
Frolicking (SARS)

Nincompoop!!!

Honourable not buying this sh(*)t

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi And Olga Diyachenko Dancing At A Club by kawaodne(m): 12:10pm On Aug 14, 2018
Tolexander:
Why putting a ring on it again when he has been putting his rods into her!

the ROD is mightier than the Sword.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi And Olga Diyachenko Dancing At A Club by kawaodne(m): 12:05pm On Aug 14, 2018
Haphard:
WHAT!!!! A PACKET OF DUREX FOR YOU

Fingered u with the Durex. grin grin grin grin

Honourable in a RANDY mode
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi And Olga Diyachenko Dancing At A Club by kawaodne(m): 11:56am On Aug 14, 2018
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Beautiful and cute couple...

Put a ring on it ASAP Mikel.


Russian women are very sweet. They can bend, curve, rotate and summersault. That honeypot sef is too sweet especially after birthing.
Mikel is lucky BUT putting a ring on it will spoil everything cos it is the Oyibo factor. BF GF works better. Once there's a ring, everything goes south.

Honourable loves Europeans honeypot like h***

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi And Olga Diyachenko Dancing At A Club by kawaodne(m): 11:51am On Aug 14, 2018
Mikel has been putting his ROD netting Olga's net and hitting the woodwork. it is more than a rig.

Fire down Mikel!

Honourable hail thee!

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Business / Re: Enugu State Board Of Internal Revenue Closes GT And Sterling Bank Branches by kawaodne(m): 10:42am On Aug 14, 2018
Remember ''The Brood dat u ppl are spillin', dia ris God oh''

All those illegal sms charges....here is the karma ni.


Honourable doesn't hide ni
Celebrities / Re: Dana Air Recognized As Being Most Socially Responsible by kawaodne(m): 10:51am On Aug 13, 2018
Wetin this one do for me now?
Cow dung!
Crime / Re: No Officer Is Allowed To Harass You even If You Have A Serpent As Tattoo - PPRO by kawaodne(m): 7:09am On Aug 13, 2018
Tell us what we should do if they eventually harass you since you are clean and legit?

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Crime / Re: Notorious Gang Leader Arrested After His Charm Failed During Police Raid (photo) by kawaodne(m): 2:16pm On Aug 10, 2018
Just like Anini - his charm failed and las las he faced the firing sqd.

Honourable was there and fire too"

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Politics / Re: 2019: APC Planning To Freeze Atiku, Saraki, Wike, Others - Timi Frank by kawaodne(m): 3:16pm On Aug 09, 2018
J4justice:
Nigeria politics, do or you die affairs.

APC is not even wise. Let them freeze all the accounts but they cannot freeze TRILLIONS of USD$$$ starched in houses chilling in Aircons by ATIKU and others. We Honourables don't keep Billions and Trillions in bank acct anymore, we keep only millions.

Honourable laughing out loud #LoL cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Saraki Meets Chairmen Of 45 Political Parties by kawaodne(m): 3:08pm On Aug 09, 2018
Butterflyleo:
If anyone cannot decipher by now that PDP has lost the elections then you have rocks for brains grin

The mere fact that their minority leader who knows all the happenings in the party defected to APC and at the rally clearly said " I AM HERE TO CONNECT AKWA IBOM TO THE CENTER". This shows he as a former insider in the PDP knows PDP has failed already and cannot win in 2019.

Now Saraki in another desperate move has gathered 45 chairmen of other parties all so the CUPP can be expanded further cheesy

A CUPP that is already at breaking point due to inordinate ambitions of those in it is finally about to shatter into tiny pieces.

The funniest part is that even the followers of the other parties believe in Buhari and would rather stand with him than with someone as unreliable as Saraki whom his own kwara people have rejected.

I want to believe this is him following the council if Babangida whom he met with the other day. Alas APC is too strong a movement to challenge right now. Its too late.

The chairmen of those other parties will also defect to APC in the coming weeks and leave saraki out cold.

I read and not understanding you at all. Ranting like a hen that site a hawk in the sky.
Maybe you've bitten by Daura's mosquito.

Honourable is watching you ni!
Politics / Re: Those Who Joined Akpabio To Defect To APC by kawaodne(m): 2:51pm On Aug 09, 2018
Soyiga:
The Senator representing Akwa Ibom North-West in the National Assembly, Godswill Akpabio, who officially defected from the Peoples Democratic Party to the All Progressives Congress on Wednesday, said his defection was done to link Akwa Ibom State to the centre.

Four lawmakers consisting two from the House of Representatives and two from the Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly also defected to the All Progressives Congress from the People’s Democratic Party.

The legislators include a member from Abak Federal Constituency, Mr Emmanuel Ikon; a member from Ikot Ekpene Federal Constituency,

Emmanuel Akpan; a member from the Essien Udim State Constituency, Mr Nse Ntuen; and a member representing Etim Ekpo State Constituency, Mr Gabriel Toby.

The two commissioners, who also defected from the PDP, included the Commissioner for Culture and Tourism, Mr Victor Antai and

Commissioner for Labour, Productivity and Manpower Planning, Mr Ibanga Akpabio.

Deputy Inspector-General of Police, Udom Ekpo-Udom (retd.), among others, also defected.

Commenting on his defection, Akpabio said, “People are saying why the APC, you need to know I am a nationalist. In troubled times like this when the country is at war, all hands must be on deck to salvage the situation. This is a difficult moment for Nigeria. In a period of national emergency, everybody should put hands together to support this government to bring peace to the people.

“I will like to be a conspirator, who joins hands to conspire to put food on the table of Nigerians, to bring peace to Benue State, to stop the killings in our country, to ensure employment for our children, who bring about uncommon transformation for Nigerians.

“This is the moment of uncommon change, uncommon change has come to Akwa Ibom, South-South, uncommon change has come to the Niger Delta.

The National Chairman of the APC, Mr Adams Oshiomhole, who received Akpabio into the party, eulogised him (Akpab

http://soyiga.com/2018/08/09/those-who-joined-akpabio-to-defect/

Political jagbajantis.

Honourable say so!
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Splashes $65k On Diamond Encrusted Audemars Piguet Wristwatch by kawaodne(m): 2:49pm On Aug 09, 2018
YomzzyDBlogger:
Hard work pays...Nice one oluwaburna cool cool

What a fuss!! Chicken change!!! Nonsense.

Honourable say so!
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Playing With His Twin Baby Girls by kawaodne(m): 2:04pm On Aug 09, 2018
umarshehu58:

Must U talk?

Leave her alone, I think she needs the alafin's rod of justice to discipline her rightly.

- Honourable
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Playing With His Twin Baby Girls by kawaodne(m): 2:02pm On Aug 09, 2018
He took okarammo okarammo (English Viagra mix with tramadol and Burantashi).

Honourable say so!


addikt:
THEY YAFF FINISH THEIR HANDS AND LEGS WEY SUPPOSE HOT WITH TRIBAL MARKS ALREADY ....CUTE KIDS THOUGH ..





THIS MAN STILL DEY FIRE !!! shocked
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Playing With His Twin Baby Girls by kawaodne(m): 1:59pm On Aug 09, 2018
Sharap!! Go ask your granma - Women are still frokin' very well even at this age and above.
Honourable say so!


dollytino4real:
so he is still doing forking tins 4 his age, men and fork sha! if he is a woman at dat age she will not fork again

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Politics / Re: Stephanie Findlay Reacts To Saraki's Press Conference, Talks About Buhari by kawaodne(m): 1:55pm On Aug 09, 2018
You meant to say rigged into power. Vote did not count in 2015 but rig.

Honourable say so!

BigSarah:
grin


Who do we blame?
Buhari? , Apc?
No!
We blame every adult that voted in 2015 general elections, I'm glad I'm old enough to get my pvc, I'm gonna use it whether the vote counts or not .


Meanwhile,
Help this undergraduate Stay in business, check signature for more info

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Bags Endorsement Deal With Ciroc by kawaodne(m): 8:26am On Aug 09, 2018
Fufu
ishowdotgmail:


Poverty life undecided
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Bags Endorsement Deal With Ciroc by kawaodne(m): 8:24am On Aug 09, 2018
Your tongue cleaning my sweaty balls with rigor. wink
babatee90:

Now tell me what is honourable about you
Politics / Re: 'Buhari's Victory In 2019 Will Be Landslide Saraki, Kwankwaso, Can't Stop Him' by kawaodne(m): 8:20am On Aug 09, 2018
I see. How market?
Philegal:
how to make money on Facebook it works I already made about 200 dollars today
Politics / Re: Boma Goodhead Protesting In 2005 Against Police Harassment (Throwback Photos) by kawaodne(m): 8:13am On Aug 09, 2018
if it were? it will be *72 virgin men* shocked shocked okombo!!!

dukie25:
[s][/s]

At least she's not blowing up markets and other crowded places just to win 72 virgins in heaven.

She fights for democracy.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Bags Endorsement Deal With Ciroc by kawaodne(m): 11:53am On Jul 31, 2018
Illuminati things.......tufiakwa!!!!
Your man, ENDTIME is a stone throw no longer near!!!

Honourable say so!


stane007:
Wizkid who met with Diddy few days ago in the United States, has announced news of an endorsement deal with Ciroc.

The Nigerian singer who shared the news on Twitter, wrote;

New Deal Alert! Officially with CIROC!!! Lets get it!! Big bag alert!

After the announcment, Wizkid also gave a shoutout to other brands he has deal with like; Pepsi, Nike, Dolce and Gabbana.


https://lailasnews.com/wizkid-bags-endorsement-deal-with-ciroc/

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Meets With Goodluck Jonathan In Otuoke (Photos) by kawaodne(m): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2018
Basically to give go ahead for PDP to take back power.

Honorable say so!
doneyor:
Former President of Nigeria Chief Olusegun Obsanjo,  finally meet with FormerPresident Jonathan at his home.

Obasanjo and Jonathan Meets
The cause of his visit is yet to be disclosed but information has it that it should be connected to 2019 general election.

 http://www.ukrido.com/2018/07/obsanjo-finally-meets-with-jonathan-at-his-resident/
Politics / Re: 'Buhari's Victory In 2019 Will Be Landslide Saraki, Kwankwaso, Can't Stop Him' by kawaodne(m): 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2018
No you're talking sense.
Sai Baba!!!

Honourable gives his consent!

Islie:







. ..says Saraki, Kwankwaso, Tambuwal,
Ortom can’t stop him





https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/07/my-victory-in-2019-ll-be-landslide-buhari/


Romance / Re: 12 Things Girls Talk About When Guys Aren’t Around by kawaodne(m): 4:37pm On Jul 30, 2018
Endtime rubbish!!!

Honourable cares less!

Easzy96:
Have you ever wonder what girls talk about when you are’nt there or ever wonder if girls talk about boys too, yes they do and I did a little questioning, I asked 21 girls what they talk about when they are alone with other girls. And here are there replies:

1. Physical looks: Yeah! Girls check out boys too. They compare and contrast different boys and gist about how good looking those boys are.

2. Sex: You hear things like “ So, tell me = how was it, “ how long is his eggplant”. All girls explain their “ Private life” to there friends. It like a rule among them. When you are besties, you don’t keep secret.

3. Periods: We all believe they’re the worst part of every month. So therefore girls talk about it everytime.

4. Intimacy: They talk about the last time they had sex, body counts, longest sex duration, weirdest sex and sexual experience in general.

5. Gossip: Obviously, girls gossip about other girls

6. Future plans: They have ambitions too.

7. Food: They also talk about recipes, meals, restaurants etc

8. Cleavage: Whether it’s a girls night out and the twins are looking top notch, or whether they’ve grown or shrunk in size, girls talk about everything.

9. Kids: They also talk about how many babies they are going to have or if they are not having any at all.

10. Clothes: They talk about whether there outfit looks okay or not.

11. Makeup: They are either talking about if there makeup is too much or okay.

12. Movies, music and books: What trending, latest music or movies. Girls talks about things like this a lot.

13. Sometimes they over share: Then they start talking about the weird, dirty, baad or interesting things they’ve done.

Source:
https://9jalife.com.ng/12-things-girls-talk-guys-arent-around/

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