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Alfred234:
How can someone have sex with snake? pls explain in details

u didnt read the story abi. she said the snake will turn into a fulani man and do the thing turn to snake and leave as snake.

congrats

thank God this is not just Nigeria issue, let all the other countries fight back and lets see how they will survive alone.

dkronicle:
palmoil teeth na him scary

i tire o.
i was expecting some real zombie shi*t

Mprex:
that lady has completely failed as a mother

how? no be she raise her sons?

oh boy see endowment, there is no looking alike here o. this one is fire.

CVWizards:
Below is a list of some of the highest paying jobs in the world. This can guide you in your career decisions.

Anesthesiologists:

Physicians who administer anesthetics prior to, during, or after surgery or other medical procedures. A bachelor’s degree is the minimum formal education required for this occupation.

Obstetricians and Gynecologists:

Physicians who provide medical care related to pregnancy or childbirth and those who diagnose, treat, and help prevent diseases of women, particularly those affecting the reproductive system. May also provide general medical care to women.

Orthodontists:

They examine, diagnose, and treat dental malocclusions and oral cavity anomalies. Design and fabricate appliances to realign teeth and jaws to produce and maintain normal function and to improve appearance.

Radiologists:

They examine and diagnose disorders and diseases using x-rays and radioactive materials. May treat patients.

Neurologists:

They are specialists who diagnose, treat, and help prevent diseases and disorders of the nervous system.

Ophthalmologists:

They diagnose, treat, and help prevent diseases and injuries of the eyes and related structures.

Pediatricians:

They are physicians who diagnose, treat, and help prevent children’s diseases and injuries.

Petroleum Engineers:

Devise methods to improve oil and gas extraction and production and determine the need for new or modified tool designs. Oversee drilling and offer technical advice.


Dentists:

Examine, diagnose, and treat diseases, injuries, and malformations of teeth and gums. May treat diseases of nerve, pulp, and other dental tissues affecting oral hygiene and retention of teeth. May fit dental appliances or provide preventive care.

Lawyers:

Represent clients in criminal and civil litigation and other legal proceedings, draw up legal documents, or manage or advise clients on legal transactions. May specialize in a single area or may practice broadly in many areas of law.

Pharmacists:

They produce drugs. They also dispense drugs prescribed by physicians and other health practitioners and provide information to patients about medications and their use. May advise physicians and other health practitioners on the selection, dosage, interactions, and side effects of medications.

Nuclear Engineers:

Conduct research on nuclear engineering projects or apply principles and theory of nuclear science to problems concerned with release, control, and use of nuclear energy and nuclear waste disposal.

Airline Pilots, Copilots, and Flight Engineers:

Pilots navigate the flight of fixed-wing, multi-engine aircraft, usually on scheduled air carrier routes, for the transport of passengers and cargo. Requires Federal Air Transport Pilot certificate and rating for specific aircraft type used. Includes regional, National, and international airline pilots and flight instructors of airline pilots.

Computer Hardware Engineers:

Research, repair, design, develop, or test computer or computer-related equipment for commercial, industrial, military, or scientific use. May supervise the manufacturing and installation of computer or computer-related equipment and components.

Software Developers:

Software developers are the creative minds behind computer programs. Some develop the applications that allow people to do specific tasks on a computer or other device. Others develop the underlying systems that run the devices or control networks.

Chemical Engineers:

Chemical engineers apply the principles of chemistry, biology, physics, and math to solve problems that involve the production or use of chemicals, fuel, drugs, food, and many other products. They design processes and equipment for large-scale safe and sustainable manufacturing, plan and test methods of manufacturing products and treating byproducts, and supervise production.

Economists:

Economists study the production and distribution of resources, goods, and services by collecting and analyzing data, researching trends, and evaluating economic issues.

Marine Engineers:

Marine engineers design, build, and maintain ships from aircraft carriers to submarines, from sailboats to tankers. Marine engineers work on the mechanical systems, such as propulsion and steering.

Computer Network Architects:

Computer network architects design and build data communication networks, including local area networks (LANs), wide area networks (WANs), and intranets. These networks range from a small connection between two offices to a multinational series of globally distributed communications systems.

Robotics Engineers:

Research, design, develop, or test robotic applications.

Electrical Engineers:

Research, design, develop, test, or supervise the manufacturing and installation of electrical equipment, components, or systems for commercial, industrial, military, or scientific use.

Nurses:

Diagnose and treat acute, episodic, or chronic illness, independently or as part of a healthcare team. May focus on health promotion and disease prevention. May order, perform, or interpret diagnostic tests such as lab work and x rays. May prescribe medication.Must be registered nurses who have specialized graduate education.

Nurse Midwives:

Diagnose and coordinate all aspects of the birthing process, either independently or as part of a healthcare team. May provide well-woman gynecological care. Must have specialized, graduate nursing education.

Biochemists and Biophysicists:

Study the chemical composition or physical principles of living cells and organisms, their electrical and mechanical energy, and related phenomena. May conduct research to further understanding of the complex chemical combinations and reactions involved in metabolism, reproduction, growth, and heredity. May determine the effects of foods, drugs, serums, hormones, and other substances on tissues and vital processes of living organisms.

Information Security Analysts:

Plan, implement, upgrade, or monitor security measures for the protection of computer networks and information. May ensure appropriate security controls are in place that will safeguard digital files and vital electronic infrastructure. May respond to computer security breaches and viruses.

Environmental Engineers:

Research, design, plan, or perform engineering duties in the prevention, control, and remediation of environmental hazards using various engineering disciplines. Work may include waste treatment, site remediation, or pollution control technology.

Mechanical Engineers:

Perform engineering duties in planning and designing tools, engines, machines, and other mechanically functioning equipment. Oversee installation, operation, maintenance, and repair of equipment such as centralized heat, gas, water, and steam systems.

Automotive Engineers:

Develop new or repair improved designs for vehicle structural members, engines, transmissions, or other vehicle systems, using computer-assisted design technology. Direct building, modification, or testing of vehicle or components.

Neuropsychologists and Clinical Neuropsychologists:

Apply theories and principles of neuropsychology to diagnose and treat disorders of higher cerebral functioning.

Database Administrators:

Administer, test, and implement computer databases, applying knowledge of database management systems. Coordinate changes to computer databases. May plan, coordinate, and implement security measures to safeguard computer databases.

Computer Programmers:

Create, modify, and test the code, forms, and script that allow computer applications to run. Work from specifications drawn up by software developers or other individuals. May assist software developers by analyzing user needs and designing software solutions. May develop and write computer programs to store, locate, and retrieve specific documents, data, and information.

Microbiologists:

Investigate the growth, structure, development, and other characteristics of microscopic organisms, such as bacteria, algae, or fungi. Includes medical microbiologists who study the relationship between organisms and disease or the effects of antibiotics on microorganisms.

Clinical Psychologists:

Diagnose or evaluate mental and emotional disorders of individuals through observation, interview, and psychological tests, and formulate and administer programs of treatment.

Civil Engineers:

Perform engineering duties in planning, designing, and overseeing construction and maintenance of building structures, and facilities, such as roads, railroads, airports, bridges, harbors, channels, dams, irrigation projects, pipelines, power plants, and water and sewage systems.

Urban and Regional Planners:

Urban and regional planners develop plans and programs for the use of land. Their plans help create communities, accommodate population growth, and revitalize physical facilities in towns and cities.

Accountants:

Analyze financial information and prepare financial reports to determine or maintain record of assets, liabilities, profit and loss, tax liability, or other financial activities within an organization.

Auditors:

Examine and analyze accounting records to determine financial status of establishment and prepare financial reports concerning operating procedures.


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U forgot health and safety
It's a high paying job too

MugabeRobert:
Are you minding the ungrateful parasites? We gave peace and they paid us back with constant abuse of our traditional values. Can they try half of what they are doing in southwest in the north? Heck, can they insult Emir of Kano the way they did to Kabiyesi?

becos ur kabiyesi doesnt want free and fair election, the two people involved re lagosians why choosing sides and wat happened to free voting and democracy of Nigeria. so much more has been to said to the president, his wife and many others who didn't even say as much as the oba has said.

if emir of kano say wat oba has to said to yorubas how will u react?

omokab:
Well said. If a visitor is becoming too arrogant to the person that accommodate him,definitely he will be shown his way back to where he's coming from. I don't know how a visitor will be claming too know of another's property. The best thing is to throw them out of Lagos let them go back to their land and develop their place. At the same time I can't blame them is useless PDP that want power by all means I will blame. They are the one giving them too much popularity and they will later regret it.Is it possible for any other tribe to do all this nonsense in their state?Bunch of ingrate.Lagos give you opportunity to be part of their government by appointing you commissioners,hon and other benefits but you can't think to appreciate rather to be ungrateful.Like I used to tell your ibo fellows that yorubas don't like problem but if you put us to the wall you will see hell more than what Oba Akiolu said.In term of everything in the country and around the world we senior you.Education,population,money,international connection etc we are not your mate.If it leads to war honestly speaking you will go down in history.just a little word for you!

hehehe, overheating blood. if an igbo man tries too sell his birthright or his father's throne to u will u refuse? everybody loves power and money and besides it was a yoruba man that has promised the igbos' watever has been promised or maybe cos he feels igbos' re very hardworking and fearless that's why he thinks the igbos' will be good at the job or maybe other political reasons. Nigeria is in war already and we do not need more than we re already battling with.
we should concentrate on conducting free and fare election and not to threaten fire and brimstone. chill my brother nobody carry world come and nobody go carry world go.

benny4wax:
No oo, that one go be bad market. But in another case, Sweetheart, you look like an Angel in your pix...... Please, Run out of here this thread is not for you.........

Tank u.
now am blushing

I guess this is some sort of joke right?
Jesus gave him the ticket behind KFC. I think these two have been smoking beetle shit.

benny4wax:
my brother I agree 100%, why buy motor without testing?

Abi u wan pay for fish wey still de inside lagoon.

JESUS! WAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT? OP u for say very very or extremely graphic.

RIP to the dead

Maamin:
Yes of course..do you want some?

abeg, it have tayed i didnt drink it.

Maamin:
*sips rebina*

ribena still dey?

that of the twins got me chilling. its like one person living two lives. thumbs up OP

who be this one, she go get money to do ynash job, ynash job no bi moi moi money o

this ones cant get far with this. the mind of those innocent children will give them up.

smackimorn:
The water go spoil my weed na!

high before u proceed?

this has gone a long way, i hope it doesn't cause more harm than it has done already in Nigeria, bringing discrimination and all sorts of wat we can handle. "its very easy for words to go out of the mouth dut difficult to swallow it back"
#OneNigeria

TheBlue5:
You ask how can there be a 'Gad' in Igbo yet you guys have a place called 'OBU-Gad'

And Obu-Gad just means 'house of Gad' or 'Place of Gad' or 'home of Gad' and how come the current Igbo King believes that all Igbo's are from Israel? He was interviewed by CNN you know...

whats the meaning of this ur Gad? re have u been americanized?

Holywizard:
ur Toto is like virus...

If even if ur He reboots it, He'll still need to Format it so dat it will make make ur toto to be tight again cos it's like Well of water.

As deep as River Niger and as wide as River Nile

When human beings de talk some born throway sef de jump up. no be ur fault na ur ogogoro mama cause am.

Omololu007:
u are a daft fool,,so evey yoruba man is now from ibadan salopa.my dad is a ikale man from ondo,my mum is a ijebu woman from imota in lagos state,and i'm base in ibadan....ibo b1tch,which bush are u from swine.

OK I don hear but I really don't give a hoot
Call any name wey go make u happy
Igbo people re cheerful, harding working and lagos really really as in really badly need them. So take a chill pill or u can try the lagoon.

ozoigbondu:
These children have been scared for life......l blame father Abraham if only he had used condom when bleeping that haggai of a lady the world would have been a peaceful

How about eve wey longer throat no green leave Satan and him apple.

Once babies not just baby starts coming it will be difficult to save the money for marriage. Besides u don't have to a lavishing wedding cos u owe no one

Omololu007:
go and gag ur fada ibo b1tch,,d nze ndigbo of lagos is a stup1d coward.u can go and die b1tch if u dont lik my comment.swine

Ibadan man sef de talk. Ibadan wanna bubble hehehe. Oya let's go there.

abduljabbar4:
No disrespect, no tribalism but you are noise makers. Who are the people that indulge iin drug trafficking the most? Just yesterday one of them was caught and he said he is proud of it. Just keep quiet just like the Yorubas and Hausas are doing. We are all strong

how many of the yoruba artists has been rammed at the airport for drugs?

Omololu007:
d ibos are d one chest beatin online,,ao many ibo leaders hav u seen on tv firin back at d oba,u can see dis foolish ezze ndigbo askin for peace

God wan punish u abi, so he asking for peace for wat ur two faced useless Oba caused is now foolishness. people like u should be gagged and leave in the forest.

Equalizer:
Am just imagining if it were to be Obi of Onitsha that made that anti tribal statement about the Yurobas or Hausa if they will still take it likely as we've done. Do to others what you want then to do unto you.

no mind them, that's wat i ve been asking them no one could answer that, cos dem don see ndi ibgo wey no de like trouble they wan come shove san san for our mouth.
if say na one Eze from east now war for don start.

lolababe331e:
The Oba had to choose sides because of the type of politics Jimi was playing. He had the guts to promise Igbos that their chiefs would get the same recognition as Obas in Lagos . Jimi wants to sell Lagos and no right thinking Yoruba will watch that happen

ok its not like its igbos that re struggling to become lagosians but a lagosian has made that promise to the igbos. in order words its not our fault its the son of the land that wants to sell out birthright.

u know thats the thing with politicians, when they start their campaign stories and promises they don't even mind the consequences.

we all hope for the best for Nigeria and Lagos,
#VoteNotFight
#OneNigeria

ayusco85:
I think the Igbos should respect their host, and try and do what will bring peace and peaceful co-existence. No one will go to Aba or Onitsha and try to claim relevance or drag rights with the true indigenes of those areas. Lagos belongs to the Yoruba's, like it or not.

#VoteNotFight
#OneNigeria
#Peace

nobody is dragging lagos with lagosians, every tribe get their land and where they come from we ve always been living together with no issues until this whole election matter. how u u go feel if yorubas in the east are threaten that they will die in the river Niger.
funny enough the two people to vote re both lagosians, both sons of the land so why would oba even choose sides and as much as to make threats?

#VoteNotFight
#OneNigeria

chai the boy fine. mama sef fine