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THE SON DOESNT WANT HIS FATHER TO REST IN PEACE BUT IN PEACES.... WHEN MY SCAVENGERS GURRUS WILL START WORKING ON THAT GRAVE....

ANIMAL IN HUMAN SKIN IS THE FATHER ...

VERY SOON WE ARE GOING TO SEE DOLLS GIVING BIRTH.....CARRYING BABIES.....


MTCHEW.........

Everyday for the thieves ,one day for the owner

donstan18:
Why u d take am personal?
Is your dick looking like "Dot"

Are you sure you are not the man she's talking about?

Nairalander.....

Please eat her food, and dont allow devil to build house in your marriage.
Two wrongs dont make right

8

Blues is my blood

0b100100111:
My browser!

Without it, my phone is useless cos I won't get to watch latest updates on PornHub and Xvideos.

Bad guy

RentedReality:
This story reminds me of a Cuckoo

A Cuckoo is a bird that lays its eggs in the nest of other birds by producing eggs of identical colors and size to the host

This deceives the host to rear the infiltrator as it's own

You know the worst part?

When it grows, it ejects the original off-springs just to get more food because of it's size

This would have been you

Three idiot

bobo65:
+2347006000000

Chuxoko:
Pls somebody should help me with phone number to contact Jumia. Since yesterday when I try to track my package, they will tell me that they can't find the package with my tracking number.

RELAX BRO, WE ARE IN THE SAME SHOE, JUST RELAX UR PACKAGE IS NEAR TO YOU, IT SEEMS YOU CHOSE HOME DELIVERY.....

We are at the edge of the end of the human race.... Doll ti take over.......

I pity human race

Threebear:
Just try and increase the size of your pocket ,and you'll see them jumping in like rats in a public yard.

And also be ready to be cheated.. By sleeping around

why selling

glo has stopped browsing since some decades back

mumu network.................

Good phones with good quality without closing bank account

Afeezoladapo:
DAT means u'r far.
which state?

Delta

Liamm:
whats the fault and how much are you selling?

NO FAULT, JUST THAT I HAVE ORDERED FOR OUKITEL.....K6000PLUS

AND HOW MUCH ARE U WILLING TO BUY,
ITS ONE MONTH USED

I WANT TO SELL MY HT50 HOMTOM PHONE

SERIOUS BUYER NEEDED..

Afeezoladapo:
I've collected my oukitel k6000 plus too. I love dis fone.

MINE STILL AWAITING.............................

Yappy04luv:
I tried using SD card in my ht50 and itz nt working...but the slot works for sim card perfectly.. Pls guys advice me.. Is it d phone dat is defective or what because all d sd cards i tested on it r gud nd solid.. Help o

U cant use sim2 together with sd card... U either use sim or memory card.
I just removed my sim2 now and inserted mmc and it works

I am waiting patiently for my package..

I want to sell my ht50....

Have not experienced this either

Cant track mine any longer..

Big lie... From pit of hell

Stormyweather:
Brand-new Oukitel k6000 plus for sale. Open box everything intact. I opened to test and check its contents. Location: Lagos, Ota. 08068172042

Business man......

Some women beg for beating even if u refuse to beat them. Their body will not rest

Dont forget that after this meal, she shall be waiting for you at the other room.....

Konji na bastard

I have never smelt their 4g and now the mumu empty hen are talking about 5g......

Pussyisfood:
Today we shall be learning 35 words that are commonly pronounced incorrectly, and how to correctly pronounce these.

Let's begin

1. Pronunciation
Although we pronounce the word, pronounce as /prə-nouns/, the correct way to pronounce the word pronunciation is /prə-nən-si-'ei-shən/.

2. Says
This word is commonly mispronounced by people learning English as /saiz/, but the correct way to pronounce the word is /sez/.

3. Etcetera (etc)
Although many people pronounce the word as /ek-'se-tra/, the correct pronunciation however is /et-'se-tə-rə/ or /et-'se-trə/ (this pronunciation is less common but it's ok).

4. Often
Now many people pronounce this word with the t. That is not wrong, but a more preferable pronunciation is /ɒ-fən/.

5. Women
Nigerians alike have perfected the art of mispronouncing words. Now although we pronounce woman as /wu-mən/, the correct pronunciation for the word women, is infact /wi-min/.

6. Police
The correct pronunciation is /pə-'lees/. shikenan

7. Vehicle
If you guessed /'vee-ə-kl/ then you are correct.

8. Genre
The correct pronunciation for this word is /'zhɒn-rə/.

9. Video
The important thing to note in this one is that the i and the e are pronounced as short i sounds. So it's /'vi-di-o/. Tan queue, Shola.

10. Comment
Most speakers in Nigeria will pronounce this word as /kə-ment/ or /koment/, but the real pronunciation is /'kɒ-ment/. The secret is in realizing that the stress is in the first syllable. You can simply watch this 9 seconds video for the vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLYU2hfzOyQ

11. Suite
This word is pronounced, /'sweet/ and not /'soot/

12. Restaurant
This word is not pronounced, /'rest-orant/ as many Nigerian speakers will make us believe, as a matter of fact the correct pronunciation for this word is /'res-tə-rɒnt/. You might hear some British speakers pronouncing this word as /res-trɒnt/. This is also correct

13 Sewage
I hear a lot of Nigerians pronounce this word as /'sea-wage/. This is incorrect as the correct way to pronounce the word is /'soo-ij/.

14. Breakfast
/'brek-fəst/

15. Vegetable
The e after the g is silent, and so the pronunciation is /'vej-tə-bl/

16. Cucumber
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not /'koo-koom-ba/. It is /'kyoo-kəm-bər/. Also make sure you pronounce the r

17. Lettuce
This vegetable is called /'letis/

Many word in the English language have silent letters or alphabets we don't pronounce. Take for instance

18. Receipt
Here the p is silent, and so the pronunciation becomes /ri-'seet/.

19. Debt
Here too the b is silent in this word, and so the pronunciation becomes /'det/.

20. Mortgage
This word that means a loan that a bank gives you to buy a house is actually pronounced /'mor-gij/ and you have to pronounce the R too. It's not there for nothing.

21. Subtle
How will you say this word? It is /'sə-tl/ because the b is silent.

22. Singer
In this word, the g is silent and so our end pronunciation is /'siŋ-er/. Other words like younger and finger have the G present but not in singer... no, it's not.

23. Plumber
The mistake that Nigerians make is pronouncing this word with the B in it and so replacing the R with an A. The correct pronunciation for this word is /'pləm-ər/.

In many words when you have the combination letters, m and b, the b is silent. Like comb or climb or even thumb and tomb

24. Bury
Apparently one of the words that Nigerians pronounce correctly is bury. It is pronounced /'beri/ as like berry. Forget those Nollywood actors.

25. Wednesday
This day of the week is pronounced without the first D. The pronunciation is /'wenz-deɪ/.

26. Sword
This word is pronounced /'sord/ with the R inclusive. So don't go pronouncing the word as so:d then that will just be absurd.

27. Arctic
/ark-tik/

28. Mischievous
I hear a lot of people pronounce this word as /'mis-chi-vi-yourz/, and that is wrong. The correct way is /'mis-chi-vəs/.

29. Tuition
The right way to pronounce this word is /tu-'wi-shən/. British call it /tyu-'wi-shən/. Both are correct.

30.Zoology
If you pronounce the word as /zoo-lo-ji/ or /zoo-a-lo-ji/ then you're wrong. The correct pronunciation for this word is /zo-ɒ-lə-ji/.

31. Develop
/di-vel-əp/

32. Photography
/fə-'tɒ-grə-fi/

3. Jewelry
Although it's spelt differently in American and British English, the pronunciation is the same. /'joo-əl-ri/

34. Quote
Often mispronounced the same as coat, the correct pronunciation for this word is /'kwot/.

35. Schedule
American pronunciation is /'ske-jool/ and the British pronunciation is /'shɛ-jool/ or /'shɛd-yool/.

36. Bonus lesson
Am is a state of being verb. I'm is a contraction that means I am. So how we came to a point where people use 'am' in place of 'I'm' is mind boggling.

Happy Sunday peepz.

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