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I blame APC.
They have stretched and extended their strategy across the Atlantic, over to the US.

OK….
Reading now….

Now, that's Nigeria.
That's the gameplan.
Afghan president had left the country due to fears of Taliban takeover.
Nigeria walking on same tight rope.
People suffering and smiling, busy playing politics.

SILVERLINES:

This guy that old?

I was just going to ask same question! Wow! So he is that old!?

Your jaw come resemble Michael Jackson own after him do that plastic surgery.

Hugged:
Stop Smoking Early Morning , Na NO You say ....
If Your eye Clear come back and read wetin you write !!!

Smoke? So, because you smoke now, everyone else out there is a smoker? Come on dude. Start sleeping on time so that you will understand whatever you read properly.

Hugged:
Stop Smoking Early Morning , Na NO You say ....
If Your eye Clear come back and read wetin you write !!!

Smoke? So, because you smoke now, everyone else out there is a smoker? Come on dude. Start sleeping on time so that you will understand whatever you read properly.

Bendicore. Fender Bender. Bend It Like Beckham. Bend permanently. Remember, you're about to settle down as you claimed… So, in order not to bend like crayfish, don't touch your bride.
Children… children all over the forum.

VenExchange:
They aff delete it self

Who did?

Nigerian drivers, especially on Lagos roads are never coordinated.
All square inch is a driveway here.
Their two lanes will still be plied by one madmax of a driver.

That's why I never trust any direction I'm to cross.
I still look left and right, then left and right again and again before I make an attempt to cross its roads.

[quote author=VenExchange post=104733782][/quote]Landgrabber. E haf reach front page. Shey you will let go now?

Eillyeillz:
If I had seen your comment I wouldn't have written mine, I said the exact same thing, how can one be this gifted and choose to go dark with it.

Because they forget that Over confidence is a disaster.
And at times, we as mortals need to have a little fear.

Then the story summarizes as, he got a good talent, nice skill, but used it for the wrong purpose in a computer age.

Give that guy a knock on his coconut head, and tell him he is a low budget Hushy.

They abducted him, and killed him. Just like that.
On this side of the world, we have kissed security goodbye since 2015.
Insecurity, welcome.
You've taken a seat we never offered you.

TruthUntold:
By god, I wish them southerners will realize this talk of yours o!
When it comes to games, them Northerners play the long one.
Them Southerners too get temper, they no they see at all at all.

The Southerners are most loyal and law abiding to the extent that even their 1 hour under 18 are never qualified for voting during election.

So, it's always been a Northern game.

Mmmm…. Seriously…. This is quite interesting that each of them has a weapon.
But when 40 Boko Boys are killed in action, only 10 rifles are recovered….
Are we not to know the rest of them are fighting with catapult?

You don't oppress your brothers by the blood.
Know this, know peace.
Expect nothing happening to them.
They're currently under impunity.

I'm short of words….
Really short of words.

namedo:
You know abnormal things happen these days. Under-aged marriage in the North too. Children below 14 marrying old men of 65 or more!

Sure…
It's End Time things.

They won't respond while he's alive, but will travel from the ends of the earth to pay last respect.
People can be hypocritical.

Na im make una dash us the one wey be say na soso maintain we dey maintain am with seriously intense foreign maintenance.

Mandyaya:
NO FAULTS

PM me.

It can only happen in the South in a Hitler's Compound.
Enjoy your marriage.
It's normal.
Sir, you're doing well.

3. Her daughter


But, how can Satan be setting riddles on nairaland.com?
Has he stopped going to and fro, up and down the earth?

In a sane country, the police force do not burn down properties of anyone arrested. Those who do such are known to be looters, rioters. Even thieves will not wait to set fire on so much belongings.

Tells us what kind of Rogue Nation we are currently in.

NairaMaster1:
She has always been modest in her ways. HbD to her.

Rubbiish:
She has always been decent
Even in her movies

Good to hear you guys' review.
Happy for you.
Happy for her.

The bride's fall is to fast and sudden…
Looks like epilepsy.
But if it is, he does not need to run away; it has a cure.

I see this smashed to front page.

But, you'd be surprise snakes in this country would never dare this for fear of being roasted, cooked and even paraded on the same blog that loves seeing news about them.


Snakes here wise, no be small.

What!
Rip sir.


You'd be missed in the Nollywood movie industry.

If not for GOD, I could have been in forever away mode by now. Narrowly escaped a fatal accident last night!
When I mean narrowly, I mean narrowly.
I bless the name of GOD for preventing that hit-and-run crash. It would have been another headline this morning on nairaland.com.
Thank you LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!

But why are people always dying in Nollywood?

Quite good this one did not enter free madness in the name of birthday celebration.
GOD bless your new age.
Happy Birthday.

So I made FTC for the first time huh?

Using this medium to thank GOD for preventing me making history on nairaland.com front page as a victim of hit and run last night.
It was just nothing less than one inch in distance!
Somebody join me in praising GOD!!

Somebody shout Alleluia!!!!

Lala, Seun, oya what's the reward for being one since 2012 apocalypse?
I believe Adisa sam akolades!