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Education › Re: NIN Uncovered 500,000 Fake UTME Candidates - JAMB by Kayberg: 11:26am On Jun 25, 2021

DDDEnterprises:
Since 2017? Just to get the NIN? or you mean card?

I've since then received only the white paper tracking sheet. No NIN, no Card.
I stopped going when I got tired of spending days at the outlet.

Politics › Re: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma Ojukwu And Super TV CEO Before She Allegedly Killed Him by Kayberg: 10:01am On Jun 25, 2021

ngreel:
exactly so sad

Very sad.

Education › Re: NIN Uncovered 500,000 Fake UTME Candidates - JAMB by Kayberg: 9:56am On Jun 25, 2021

Makes no sense.
So, you were expecting those who registered last year to register again this year for JAMB?

What is in JAMB/UTME that any sane person will go, pay and sit for without really needing it?
Who did we offend in this country that we had to be blessed with these kind of backward thinkers?

Was everyone able to get their NIN?
I that registered since 2017 is yet to get my NIN which had cost me my two main official SIM Cards.

Please….

Politics › Re: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma Ojukwu And Super TV CEO Before She Allegedly Killed Him by Kayberg: 9:29am On Jun 25, 2021

Married but discontented.
This is where it usually end.
Your life that your wife values so much and cherish, see how a little girl snuffed it out because you want to enjoy life….

So sad.
Now the poor woman has been forcefully made a widow she never foresee.

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Crime › Re: Super TV CEO Killer Filmed At Her Shop Weeks Before The Killing by Kayberg: 9:21am On Jun 25, 2021

MurderX:
Take note of how she's manipulating the scissors.

Mmmh!
I trust nairalanders!
They never disappoint.
Mr Analyzer,
Scrutinizer,
Observer,
Monitor,

I hail una.

Abeg who have that meme of one woman wearing white, hailing with her hands up like she's doing 'tiri gbosa'?

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Travel › Re: Pregnant Woman, Two Others Die In Lagos-Ibadan Road Crash by Kayberg: 5:46am On Jun 25, 2021

fbabs:
I Thank God for you

I really thank GOD.

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Travel › Re: Pregnant Woman, Two Others Die In Lagos-Ibadan Road Crash by Kayberg: 4:19pm On Jun 24, 2021

Lagos - Ibadan Expressway….
A tarmac that had taken in too much blood!
A tarmac that that had felt too many bodies lying on it motionless!

I stopped travelling that road years ago after seeing too many accidents on every travel I make.

I was so luckily saved by GOD one day our driver drove annoyingly slow, delaying my reach to Ojota Bus Terminal, while I wasn't knowing it was GOD'S handiwork to save my soul!

Blessed be the name of the LORD.

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Business › Re: Airtel Tops Losers' Chart In Nigerian Stock Exchange by Kayberg: 9:04am On Jun 23, 2021

So this was the reason for my recent experience using their services?

Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Paul Obayi, Saving Igbo Deities From The Bonfires (Photos) by Kayberg: 9:02am On Jun 23, 2021

richmond500:
Men saving their gods in time of trouble

Write these in all block letters, and also bolden it.

Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 9:01am On Jun 23, 2021

vardarain:
Abi nah, na word you talk

And the tablet is still there. Working perfect, even though it was made by a transsion phone manufacturers.

Politics › Re: 19 Northern Speakers Proffer Solutions To Security Challenges Facing Region by Kayberg: 8:55am On Jun 23, 2021

Splitmind:
We should ban all social media, this is the best solution and I commend the government for being proactive on the matter.

We know this is happening but we don't want to see them, the images are offensive and make us look bad.

Allah will provide for those who suffer and bear their pains silently.

Yea sure…. we should ban all Social Media and return back to the stone ages. We should also ban all vehicles so that the husbandry of camels, horses and donkeys can be implemented. We should also ban all aircrafts and go back to travelling on foot. We should also ban all iron ships and return to constructing all ships with planks. We should also ban all clothings and go back to sewing leaves and ram skins as clothing. We should also ban all phones and every electronic devices. We should also ban the use of all food processing machineries and return to the medieval methods of food processing because you have a dull 'Split Mind' written together with a missing space.

All those in IDP camps, those kidnapped and killed, those raped by kidnappers, those who were murdered because they couldn't pay the ransom requested, are they consoled and are their pains borne?

Ewu.

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Education › Re: Can Dry Wood Conduct Electricity Or Not (graphic Video/pics) by Kayberg: 12:48am On Jun 23, 2021

The video had been removed so I can't get to watch it.

But from the pictures, the man is an idiot.
You don't go near live high tension cables, because they contain between 11,000Volts to 33,000Volts.

Such voltage is already within the corona level.
It can reflect heavily and trigger a serious electrocution which will simultaneously end up triggering fire.

What was he doing up there in the first place?

Career › Re: Should I Continue Studying Medicine In Nigeria Or Should I Start Afresh Abroad by Kayberg: 12:32am On Jun 23, 2021

matt97367:
Dear doctors in the house, I'm a third year medical student in a nigerian university, I got an offer to study medicine in eastern Europe, will it be wise to accept to offer and start over again or should I complete my studies here.
My major reason for accepting the offer is the fact that I'm scared that I wont be able to practice (or it would be very difficult) to practice in the country of my choice, because I heard nigerian certificates arent held with high regards compared to others from European countries
I just want to know if it's possible to practice somewhere else after completing my studies here with a nigerian degree

My friend, you'd find a job there with your Nigerian certs.
You can even work online and earn well.
DM me for details.
Sincere about this.

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kayberg: 12:11am On Jun 23, 2021

May all your comments never lack likes.
Iseee.

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Politics › Re: Buratai Appointed Nigeria’s Ambassador To Benin Republic by Kayberg: 12:08am On Jun 23, 2021

If you don't understand this game plan, then you're definitely a novice.
Benin, border and brothers to the Yorubas.
Cameroon, border to the Igbos.

This is called, "Make peace with the enemies' friends so you can isolate the enemies."

Politics › Re: FG Has Spent $5bn In Fighting Poverty – Sadiya Farouq by Kayberg: 2:59pm On Jun 21, 2021*

For themselves, yes. They truly fought the poverty.

For the masses, it is called Abstract Poverty Campaign(APC.)
If you know, you know.

Because as I read, a tuber of yam is now sliced for sale.

A worker, whose salary is ₦18,500.00k would need to survive in a country where to prepare concoction beans, you will need:

1 derica of beans is sold for ₦500.00k.

Now, will this person grind the beans to powder and sniff it?
OK. You can't even eat it raw. So you've got to buy the following to prepare your beans, and that's if you're on either[b]100, 010 or 001[/b].

1 litre of kerosene is ₦350.00k
Cameroun Pepper(don't bother going for fresh pepper) ₦50
Salt ₦100
Seasoning ₦20
Matches ₦30
If you don't have thread, you don jam am. Another ₦200.
Palm Oil ₦200
Onion ₦100

Now calculating these, you've spent ₦1,550.00k out of ₦18,500.00k, remaining ₦16,950.00k in just Day 1.

You'll be lucky if your office is just next door because conductors and drivers will not hear, "Oga abeg, help me."
NEPA bill is there.
Children fees too is there.
NEPA will brjng their bill even though they did not serve you electricity, and you must pay or you're disconnected.
The government will still request for water bill.
You must buy clothes for your children.
You must buy shoes.
Books.
Writing materials.
Wife too must get something.
Family will still demand for money.
Friends will ask you for loans.
Watchmen will request their pay.
Schools will demand PTA levy.
Herdsmen will still kidnap and be requesting for ₦1,000,000.00k which you have never seen in your entire life or else they kill the abducted.

And someone said Nigerians should be happy?
Happy over what?

Please the government have tried their best, but it is not good enough because they have only been fighting poverty privately and not for the masses. So it's better they stop forcing all burdens they will never bear on themselves and just let the people go.

What's the essence of keeping the masses in poverty but saying you're fighting poverty? What kind of poverty have you been fighting since 1960 that has refused to surrender or die?
Are you not tired of this poverty fight like say na Philistines them?

Abeg comot your chains.
We are tired of mortal kombat with poverty because this fight no gree end. Even Shao Khan self go don surrender since 1961.
We are barely living.
We are under pressure.
We are depressed.

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Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 8:43pm On Jun 20, 2021

RuneKingThor:
Na one day it go pack up. And it won't give you any warnings.

After 4 years of constant use? If it packed up anytime now, I'll give it a milestone. It tried.

Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 8:40pm On Jun 20, 2021

seanwilliam:
Lol leave am. Watch as dem marketers will bombard u

Waiting for them bro.

Romance › Re: My Baby Resembles My Neighbor And Not Me, Help by Kayberg: 11:58pm On Jun 19, 2021

If your wife cheated on you, her reaction will be anger and fury, coupled with insults on you.

If your wife never cheated on you, her reaction will be fear and confusion, because she will also doubt the genuinity of the baby being hers but will be scared to tell you.

What did I even know?
Don't mind my comment.

Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:46pm On Jun 19, 2021

RuneKingThor:
If you keep charging your phone while doing heavy task especially gaming then don't be surprised your battery will spoil faster than normal.

And also if you believed that post then you can believe anything.

Really?

And the battery is still good since 2017 till date….
So what's your take?

Politics › Re: This Is What Wikipedia Puts The Population Of Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani As.... by Kayberg: 11:45pm On Jun 19, 2021

theTranslator:
Not everything that one can edit on Wikipedia

OK…

Romance › Re: Case closed by Kayberg: 11:45pm On Jun 19, 2021

SweetHearted:
You cannot tell me that these men proposing to her, do not have fiancee whom they want to marry.

Is it now that they suddenly realized that they need a woman?

What if the woman did not come here to request an advice?

Are you telling me that these men have not seen any other woman before and that it is this woman whom they don't even know whom they really want?

Those men proposing, how many other women are they equally proposing to?

Some of them may have proposed to 100 ladies before, just to have sex.

That is how men are.

They would even propose to a she goat whenever they want to have sex.

An ignorant lady would not know that it is all for sex.

A good and mature man who really wants marriage is different from some sex starved men who are always in Romance section of nairaland looking for women to deceive.

The best a woman can do is to ignore their so called proposal.

This your comment is a real explanation to my comment.

Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:43pm On Jun 19, 2021

Idarachris84:
I just laughed out my heart o.
Bros what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose is soul!
Abeg migrate fast fast o.
Thank God it wasn't so serious!
How come they haven't deleted the thread yet!
Trash!

Politics › Re: Look At These Two Photographs Of Our Troops And Tell Me What You Think by Kayberg: 11:42pm On Jun 19, 2021

Why arm of each man there bandaged? Na only there injury dey?

Politics › Re: This Is What Wikipedia Puts The Population Of Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani As.... by Kayberg: 3:53pm On Jun 18, 2021

theTranslator:
Igbo is actually about 20% While Yoruba is around 22%

Simple. Just go to their site and edit it.

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Politics › Re: This Is What Wikipedia Puts The Population Of Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani As.... by Kayberg: 3:52pm On Jun 18, 2021

When did Wikipedia carry out this census that I wasn't counted?

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Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:46am On Jun 18, 2021

swarley75:
I suspect he was playing the game while charging for a long time.

That's not an excuse.
I play games on my phone while charging for hours.
In fact, if there is no electricity, I don't like playing games because I'll need my battery for other things. I play my games and still have my battery at 100%.

I think the Improvised 'Electronic' Device (IED) of a phone just couldn't handle the task.

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Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:41am On Jun 18, 2021

Be glad you weren't killed, so you still have the chance to repent.
It's a sign of the End Time.
Repent.

Politics › Re: “bubble May Burst Soon” – Gani Adams To UN, US, Others by Kayberg: 11:20am On Jun 17, 2021

Please who have needles?

Please don't ask me what I need it for.

Romance › Re: So It Has Gotten To This? How Did We Get Here?? by Kayberg: 11:16am On Jun 17, 2021

Here we go.

Politics › Re: If US And UK Can Peacefully Split, Why Can’t Nigeria: Aminu Sa'ad Beli by Kayberg: 11:06am On Jun 17, 2021

Nigeria is not even among the top 20?
Why then are they using cows to disturb the peace and harmony of the quiet people? What is the essence of the incessant killings?

With these, I think Nigeria too can do the needful.
Enough of this bloodshed in the name of One Nigeria.
If separation is what will bring about lasting peace, please bring it on.

If the people you claim to be governing turns to the enemies you start killing because they wanted freedom from oppression, what then are you? A leader for real?

Please for GOD'S sake, stop the bloodshed.
GOD has visited this country for their too much of injustice and too much innocent bloodshed.

It is quite clear all regions wants to secede. Everyone is already tired of Nigeria. But it seems only those in the government does not.
That is the power of minority and power.

We are tired.

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Politics › Re: Just In, Facebook Has Deleted Adamu Garba Page. by Kayberg: 11:05pm On Jun 16, 2021

The guy thought he could shake tables on the Twitter row…. not knowing that Nigerians are no longer interested in shaking tables…. they break them if the table no gree make them carry am.

But Nigerians, una no get chills o!

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