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Hi Guys;

My WES evaluation report was completed this morning; but i cant download my report from my WES profile and also no email was sent to me to my email. This is the error I'm seeing. Has this happened to anyone before? And how long did it take before it was resolved?

Lmao. Konga is selling for 83k. See ehn... this tin can tire sumone. U not sure what sumtin will be 'moro nowadays.

omoskenso:
Jumia na scam nau.... since 1900 Dc

Lol. Have sold it bro. You can check; the phone goes for 109k on jumia now. Brand new. Stuff I got for 64 grand 200 barely 3 weeks ago.

sherif4owo:
1.5 GB RAM =55k
Still a joke

Apologies it's 1.5GB RAM

Iphone5:
Used, 1gb ram, 2300mah = 55k


This is a joke

Lol. Bro when u buy a new phone during this 'change period' u can come and tell me if we are joking or not. Am willing to negotiate but there's a limit I can get to. A brand new LG K8 LTE phone goes for 60k. This one is barely 3 weeks old.

LG K10 LTE Smartphone
Internal Memory 16GB, 1.5 GB RAM
Camera 13MP rear
5MP Front secondary camera
Colour: Black
Battery 2300 mAh
Display 5.3 inches
Network GSM/HSPA/LTE
Bought Brand new @NGN 64200 and used for 3 weeks.
Price NGN 55000 non-negotiable

bbm pin: 55872E82 or can contact on this platform
Please serious buyers only.

Pls does anyone in the house know if Canadian school fees can still be paid using CBN rates? Please I need facts and not speculations. Thanks y'all

Everyone now thinks that NLNG is the place to wake up happy. My brothers and sisters in the LORD. A lot of you will still wake up in LNG unhappy just after few months of working there. Just as you were happy in the few months of your old Job and got dissatisfied along the way, the same thing will still be replicated here. Until you reach the point of self enlightenment where you get to understand that being happy is a choice you have to make irrespective of circumstance.

On another Note
There might be a difference between waking up unhappy on a 2ft 6inches single spring bed and waking up unhappy on a 6ft double king size bed.
Which bed do you want to wake up unhappy on? The choice is yours. Make it.

The NLNG wait can turn you into many things. Jesu!!!!!! After the reggae, u know what to do..........

What if this comment is to start page 190 and it reads;

[size=30pt]Bleep THA NLNG HR N.W.A STYLE.[/size]

Well i will be the Judge DRE.

They might just start this whole recruitment exercise all over again.

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smiling to the bank.

We are the awaited at the gates of Valhalla. 1025.2105.2015.

Abeg its not by force to comment. If u dont have anything useful to say, Abeg Abeg Abeg..... Stop making me read pages upon pages upon pages of crap. The arguments are getting too much. Abeg!!!!!!!!!

Be it front door, back door, side door, inclined door, Iron door, Elevated door, Car door. Make una free the matter. Whether we are all intelligent or dumb still free am. Whether person collect your job through the doors stated above free am. Be it GE, Baker Hughes, ..... wey dey advertise 24/7 dey send regrets 24/7 free them. Wrong hand, left hand, right hand... free all hands.

Just checked the definition of patience from the dictionary. My conclusion after that was 98% of us don't have that ish.
Patience is defined by Encarta as the capacity for waiting: the ability to endure waiting, delay, or provocation without becoming annoyed or upset, or to persevere calmly when faced with difficulties..... I have gone pass annoyed or upset. Just waiting to see if it will end well so i will tell my children that there was a time when u would apply for a Job in 2013 and resume in 2016.

On another note
Where are all the "spill the" beans, milk, coffee, moi-moi, eba .... peeps.
Guess after the AC we all suddenly became so so hungry that spilling was no longer an option.
Not as easy as you thought haaaa.

.......B.B.H.M.Job to NLNG.

I hope you learn to make it on your own
And if you love yourself just know you'll never be alone
I hope that you get everything you want and that you chose
I hope that it's the realest thing that you ever know
Hope you get the pretty girls, that's pretty at everything
Million dollar cribs havin' million dollar dreams
And when you get it all just remember one thing
Remember one thing
That this Job could change the world.

What a dry thread.

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All eyes on the thread and no one is saying tihS.
The road to success is very narrow only because we decided to make it so.
We pass the door and shut others out.
Continue!!!! Mama "patience" is watching.

On another note
Jarus!!!
How far bois no get cash o.
Lets come for this mock, when we get the job we will pay triple.
What u say?

Whether them like am whether them no like am ............................
Whistling away.

Their scare tactics has been working thus far
Do u wanna know the simple trick they use to reaffirm the secrecy.
Funny enough its just word of mouth and usually comes after the interview exercise.
It starts with something like this "if u like u can go talking about what happened here but know this .............
The remaining statement reactivates your greatest fears.

NLNG bad Noni. I hail.

For the love of god and mankind, if u have done your AC and u don't wanna talk about what HAPPENED there. Please, Please and Please just keep shut. The tension is already high enough.
Don't come here saying ish like "Go there prepd with all u know about AC's and u r good to go." Like some intend leaving some knowledge behind at home.

On another note;
If u wanna see people in their true form all u need do is set a big game/catch and watch the true beast emerge.
NLNG needs "caring" instead "these" are the people they get;
People that wont tell u the color of the AC ground/wall because they think it gives u an unfair advantage.
People that probably wish half the other contestants dead, so as to increase their chance of going through.
............
Funny enough these psychopaths/sociopaths are the ones that mostly pull through. Sad story though, just like the "Nightcrawler" movie.

scarletdp:
No hard feelings bro, however cease.

Thanks for the correction.

How some peeps think.....
How good is the food? So u want to know how good it is so u can come prepared with your own food and then having the chance to surpass us that ate the bad food.... No No No.... U will have to taste it yourself on that day.

On another note
So if i want them to cancel this very very very long recruitment exercise, all i need do is take the following steps.
1. Go to the assessment center.
2. Try hard to pass but if i get the impression that my performance was not up to par.
3. Come to this thread and spew everything that happened on that day + names of those assessing.
4. Take a chilled coke and wait for the cancellation mail.

U guys never seize to surprise me.

Douglas Hoc: I did it like an essay. I titled the write-up 'My Reccomendation to the management of Xyz limited'. I gave introduction, stated and explained what I felt was the problem, proferred my solutions and lastly a conclusion.
Anyway sha, God dey

yes. GOD has the final say. I believe He has manifested himself in this Honeywell recruitment and would finish His project.

Douglas Hoc: Actually, what I said I would do differently if I had to redo the project was to use another company as my case study. My argument was that I would love to understand how my topic 'Internal Control' worked in other industries. I used an insurance company as my case study, so I said I could use a bank/manufacturing company e.t.c as my case study if I were to do it again

9ce one. What do u tink abt the write up ish. Did u do urs like an essay or dd u do it d way alimi dd his?

pontogenius: As one of the oral presentation question, if given the opportunity to redo your project (the project presented on your slide) in the future, what will be your approach? Whats the best answer

i told d interviewer dat i wouldnt do anytin diff if i had 2 redo it. And i gave reasons. Am an engr graduate and i built a device. B4 makin a choice abt my components i used some critical factors 2 judge. I told him dat unless there r sum new components in the market which can do beta than d ones i used that i dont knw abt, i wouldnt change d way i dd my project. Thats my tot anyway.

Bro, i gave u diff definitns 4 d word 'writeup' n i bliv dat my last defn - 'a report abt notes taken earlier on' is applicable in this case. Havent u cum across a boardroom meetn where a report of even 10pages culd be shared out 2 all the members? If ur president is readin out his writeup 2 millions of nigerians on independence day is it in powerpoint or presentatn format? What i feel might b d point of argument is that we shd nt exceed d 600words limit. I rest my case. Any1 dat has a similar or diff view shd pls speakup.

Alimi7: D write-up shud be in presentation format buh I was surprised to see pple writing essay,my thought though.

write up- a review, an account, an article in a newspaper or magazine in which sumbdy writes what they tink abt sumtin, a report abt notes taken earlier. These r dictionary definitns 4 d word 'write up'. The questn says do a writeup 2 present 2 d management in not more than 600 words. So u r meant 2 write an essay kind of report. Thats what i feel though. I wrote an essay kind of report frm the notes i made durin d discussion.

If u guys dnt mind we culd do a little discussion as regards sum of the stuffs we encountered during the assessment centre to kill time. Eg what is ur opinion of xyl limited? That ws the 1 of the questns for the writeup we did. So what ws ur opinion