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UjuJoan2:
Exactly . . .

I will do the test oh, no doubt. But you’ve lost my love and loyalty forever!

Who will tell u that a paternity test was conducted?

Is Orji Kalu becomes president the only good thing he will do is look into Nigerians football management.

That 20 strokes of cane go tear the boy up..
Lol

drexx:
I am a 29 year old man. I got married January this year. My wife is 25 years old. We have a pretty 8 months old daughter

The issues is that I never discovered my sexuality. We dated for about 9 months and she got pregnant. I just decided to marry her. As time went on, I discovered that my fetish is on slightly tall ladies with considerable thickness.
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My wife is petite. We no longer have sex as I find it very hard to muster an erection with her. But I effortlessly get erection with other women. Short and simple she is not my spec. I know I should have fixed this before marriage. Trust me I just thought every woman is a woman. It's about now I just discovered the physical features that rock me.

I want a separation. The marriage is sexless

U dey mad.
What will now happen to the baby you brought to this world?
S

Lukgaf:
https://islamqa.info/en/answers/85108/accepting-a-gift-from-a-kaafir-on-the-day-of-his-festival

Fuckers

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Sad.

Just say Wike boys drop arms.

Abudu2000:
No other option but to keep ur current sim properly. Time to pay up that extra credit

Ahswr I de owe glo 2000naira I de plan go buy another sim make I keep this one first. Lol

BigDawsNet:
Settle with the pentagon

The United States Military will create a based in the northern parts of the country

And it will only take them three months to neutralize the enemy...

3 months too much for boko haram that is government sponsored.

Insipidvamp:
And these two are the so called challengers. These pretenders have nothing on Liverpool and Citeh. If this ends a draw, Chelsea would have won 2/9 points against fellow big six teams (having played all three @ Stamford Bridge) while Liverpool have 10/12 in such matches (having played 2 away, including the W @ Chelsea). To cut long story short, Chelsea will struggle to make top 4 just like last season. Spurs might miss out altogether.

It is better to drop points again big teams than lose against the likes of aston villa and co.

That's how one came to the shop today rejoicing he has been promoted to INSPECTOR GENERAL.

CONGRATS TO ALL OF THEM THOUGH.

2cribz:
Wen u r hod,lecturer,dnt r rude to students,dnt be arrogant,wicked,someone might mark u down

Mind what you say, you can easily be trailed as a suspect.

flokii:
Yoruba ronu.. think!

These brainless Ipobs want to use Lagos and SW media to achieve their sinister motives to drag the country's name in the mud.
Watch how they stylishly left Peter Obi and Nwafor matter out of EndSars to attack Sanwo Olu and Lagos govt.

I pray it won't be too late before our people will see what Ipobs like Dj sWITCH. are up to.

U might be older than me but your mode of reasoning amuses me.
Yoruba ronu my black ass!

I will write u some movies to watch.. "House of Cards" is definitely one, sometimes u have to look beyond love, let your goals and ambitions be the most important thing in your life..get the life u want irrespective of what happens.

Your girl cheated but then don't leave cos u don't have the financial capability yet, try forgive her and continue to grow the business, but just see the relationship as a game, don't quit until u win.

Don't sleep with her without condoms again pls.

Fixed match.

Ganzoh:
Carefull with words you don't have facts to backup with.......Obama didn't sell weapons to Jonathan because he knew your country had the capacity to manufacture it's weapons and wanted him to look inwards and be innovative so as to create jobs and stop wasting public money. Simple.... please let's be guided by thinking deep before we type or say things that looks stupid at times.

You are trying to correct someone yet you failed.
Obama didn't sell arms to Goodluck was because of traces of corruption in Goodluck's administration.
Ie. One of Goodluck's service chief was alleged to be corrupt yet Goodluck refused to probe the Serving officer.

Power is dangerous. It corrupts the best and attracts the worst. Power is only given to those who are prepared to lower themselves to pick it up.” - Ragnar.

DontBullshitMe:
Pelosi always reminds me of Claire Underwood.

Omoh House of Cards is for men.

Jones100:
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DenreleDave:
We the southwest, North west, North East, North Central and South South region of Nigeria, Yorubas in Togo, yorubas in Benin Republic, yorubas in Brazil, Yorubas in Ghana all support you and wish u da very position.. God bless you



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Commentor:
That's not dementia.

It is one of its symptoms.

Commentor:
Now it is dementia.

Loss of memory.
A president that needs to be constantly reminded that he is the president.

Amotolongbo:
Only fools and mentally retarded people will still clinch on to that story of “Jubrin al sudani”.

It betrays common sense to have heard and believe that story

I am an igbo man and I tell my friends that the jubril thing is just a pure lie.
Buhari is alive but I can swear he has Dementia.

Neddstark:
If I be policeman and I get a SOS call to stop looting somewhere, I and my team will first branch at Iya Amala. We go chop better food, drink Sprite on top. Smoke cigar small then drive carefully without obstructing traffic to the spot of the looting when probably they have looted. Because SARS harassed and extorted people, the whole youth made monsters out of policemen as if they are not human beings or good ones among the force. As if they are not husbands, fathers, brothers, sons and uncles. If the whole entire Nigerian police was corrupt, you think you will be able to walk on the streets?

On social media, when police were killed by hoodlums alot of Nigerians celebrated their deaths saying "Good for them", "Karma" etc. Now you want them to put their lives on risk for people that don't appreciate them? No wahala. Better call vigilante to come and protect you.

Don't even start that shyt that they are being paid for it. You guys overstretched the Endsars matter even when the FG, State governments and the police promised to do a reform. A reform that 80% of police wanted to repair its damaging image. Get a security man, treat him like crap and accuse him of stealing everytime, let thief come one day, you think he will fight them for you? You are on a long thing.

Wrote like u are a police officer or into any force.

Cocao:
The amazing part is that he sold the car that he is still paying for. I get that times are hard and stuff, but if you sold the car and what was left for repayment is 900k, why not repay with your full chest?

He bought the car and posted,
Every fan of his were like "more money bro"
He sold it and didn't tell us either did he pay off his debt.
The guy is just greedy walahi.

godforus:
This will be re-shared to those government cronies whose CACOVID palliatives warehouse were looted and emptied.

Me and you are quite aware these packages will never arrive at the bank accounts of victims of civil looting.

Exactly what I wanted to type.

dominique:
This better be fake news. A monarch that is wealthy, comfortable and will never lack food in his life is now hoarding relief materials meant for poor people? A lot of our elites are cursed with greed.

They will have A million Naira and still be jealous of people that have a thousand naira.
#Greed

WibusJaga:
Waooh!
Napoli 3 Atalanta 0
I pray Osimhen scores today. Last match, Napoli won 6-0 & he was not on the score sheet.

He has scored.
Your prayers has been answered nwanne.

SARSUPDATE:
nice one bro. I had to put somethings in place to remain anonymous please you can follow betterNIG23 on twitter. We can always chat via dm to remain anonymous as I plan to join hands with oda Nigerians to make Nigeria a better place.

TWITTER: betterNIG23

INSTAGRAM: betternigeria2023

Okay

SARSUPDATE:
Nice one...I will torment this politicians back to back as from today. I need people to be part of the team.

How do I join.