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texanomaly:
It's only 6:37 PM here.

whoa! how was work today?

texanomaly:
I post when I get a mention here. I don't hang out here much.

sis, when are u going to sleep?
its 12:34am already

How good are you in forming a word with any
alphabet from A-z.
Now let's play this game.
I will drop a word and you will use the last
alphabet of my word to start another word. The
next person will use the next alphabet of your
word to drop another word. And so on.
Example:
Me: nation
Next person: neuron
Next person: neat.
Next person: teacher.
Etc.
Now I will start with this
word........"electrophile"
Next person Comment fast

pls i nid window 7 master's activati0n code and software

a little iota of doubt still stared at my face.

I might leave, it might just be a long hiatus, I don't know.
Just in case, I wish you all a Goodbye.

No matter how hard the Quran and bible describe paradise and hell fire,we can never know exactly how it is until the day of judgement. No matter how I try to tell you about uncompromise love, you can never know how it feels until you experience it yourself

I hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience.

ptase:
personally I don't really care about these Christian rappers. their approach is worldly.

acenazt post=:
personally i dont believe in these occultic rubbish. i believe these artists get to where they are through hard work. but Olamide aint a preacher.

yu gat mawt bros

spotit:
keep fooling yoself

ok bro.

Olamide Adedeji(a.k.a, BADDO) is someone who recognizes the existence of God, he talks about him in almost all his raps, check out the one he said in the song he dropped with his kinsmen(as he call them..lil kesh and vikt0h), the title of the song is 'Our Lord Jesus'
The song is somehow(not all) made to remind people about God(he preached to people through the song)
He said 'Our lord Jesus is the ladder' meaning Jesus christ is the only way to make heaven, he is our only hope of making heaven,
And if you've forgotten, i'll remind you...
Jesus said, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through Me” (John 14:6, NIV) and, “For unless you believe that I am He, you shall die in your sins” (John 8:24, NIV). The apostle Peter echoed these words, “Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved” (Acts 4:12, KJV).
so, what Olamide meant by 'Our Lord Jesus is the ladder' is that Jesus is our connection to making heaven, i.e, if you live your life christlikely, you'll definitely make heaven..

I don't think he is into any occultic kingdom.

änä hĕ bēk.

Je t'aime

palindrome:
Red rum, sir, is murder.......... Step on no pets......... Eva, can I see bees in a cave?...... No lemon, no melon

The man who is too timid to tell a woman how he feels about her will suffer the misfortune of serving water to guests at her wedding!
-Anonymous.

Bitch, was I talking to you? When I'm talking to Eric, I'm talking to Eric. When I say shut the Bleep up, I'm probably talking to you,

When the moon is shining the cripple becomes hungry for a walk

Yes, Am a Ganja Planter. . . . . Call me The Ganja Farmer !

The Journey of the Magi'.

“Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.” - Chinua Achebe, RIP.

if only we can be positive and love our neighbours as ourselves, forgiving those who offends us so that we can all live together in unity and harmony.

I get butterflies in my stomach when you run
our hands against my face.

OMG!!!
It is two hours already and I still find what happened unbelievable, its like a dream come true(tho its still a quater that has come true), I am no more who I was some hours ago, its as if I've been charmed(u knw, like a love-spell)

"S•®®Y if i hurt you-dnt blam€ me tho;I only knw o.5% 'bout myself.

Catching flowers at weddings does NOT make u d next bride. My neighbor has caught 13 already & she doesn't even have a BF

Please God, give ladies the boldness and courage to woo men

OLUWA bless mi,
BABA GOD bless mi,
Awon small Olosho yi n femi,
Lyrical icon OLUWA ti kemi.

Everybody dreams big,
we all wanna be rich...
But we all cant be rich
Nobody wants to die young
we all wanna live long
But we all cant live long
sum of us just gotta die young
We all wanna have happy endings,
but we all cant have it
We don't wanna accept all these
we dont even like to think about it
but it's just the way life acts
Life has been unfair ever since and it's not gonna be like that forever......
Just try to live everyday of ur life happy......
Life is too short
you might not get to see tomorrow...

Bi ile ngbe osika,
Ti iku npa olooto.....

"O bu onye ma mmadu ga egbu mmadu". Meaning, "no one else can bring you down, but your best friend"

"Nne imara mma"

Kpemeh is not French, it is a pidgin English slang for Die.

"leg wey dey waka Pian Pian, eye wey dey see Pian Pian dey see am"

ara abiala oh

Akunakuna is the Ibo interpretation of a H''arlot.

"cigarette is more dangerous to the health than igboh"

those that put up the holier than thou attitude always did worse things.

Some guys are really dunce naturally. We're here taken on ourselves and one sapheaded buffoon went ahead to insult an innocent man that knows nothing on this.
Some motherfu'cking dumba'ss got me smh.

She asked me after giving me a "b'reastful" hug

Ochagbuorie was his name. In Igbo language Ochagbuorie means Someone that works "hard" and eats "harder" i.e Someone that spends his money on himself. He was sure spending his money on himself because he was wearing a fine perfume.

fly wey no dey hear word dey follow dead body enter grave"

Tufiakwa,uwa mmebi

"pesin wey no dey house when Papa come back from work no go chop wetin Papa bring come from work".

Having tha feeling you have when you get to know there is someone out there who gives a f*ck about ur whereabouts, its just too refreshing..
o nse mi bi ki nlo gun igi ope..

Do you like to travel? Which has been your best vacation so far? What made it so special?

Ìka ò dọ́gba. /
All fingers are not equal.
[Don't compare yourself to anyone; you are unique, in your own way.]

↑illegitimi non carborundum[don't let the bastards bring you down]↓

Confucius says: "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance." | Chinue Achebe once said: "He who will hold another down in the mud must stay in the mud to keep him down

Even fools marvel at your foolishness

If Feaces is the waste Product from Food.
And Urine the waste product From Drinks.
What is the Is the Main product is FART?

You're a builder, baby;
Here I am, a stone.
Don't you pick and refuse me,
'Cause the things people refuse
Are the things they should choose.
Do you 'ear me? Hear what I say!

If u see a statue of a man on a horse, l00k at the horse. If the horse has both of its front feet in the air, then the man died in battle.

When a person cries, and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It is happiness. If it's from the left, It is pain

Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve

Do not dwell in the past,do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 


no glove, no love

charlesopp:
nice one

thanks bro
:*

Jeolight:
use your translator to translate it to English na. that will be an interesting story. my first time to comment on nairaland.

m also enjoyed it.

hallysonia:
indeed is an interesting story

u garrit bro

Lily4star: Lmfao, I still even remember more, people stopped commenting

I don't even know why they stopped commenting.
Maybe they dislike threads like this one,
Some will even say its for small pikins.

Lily4star: I was thought nine

Menh, you know almost all the songs

tpia1: day care nko?

the only thing i could remember about that time is that: the nannies do tell my mum that i am troublesome and that i always beat all the other kids..

573V31D: Ho...i just remembered drawing a box...two rectangles and lines...

same here bro, i wil p0st sum pic later.

Lily4star: "There re Nine rivers in Africa aaaaah"
X2

Nile,
Niger,
Benue,
Congo,
Volta,
Senegal,
Orange,
Limpopo,
Zambeze

i wasn't taught dat way. My aunty den taught me dis way,

Some rivers in Africa,
Nile, Niger,
Benue, Congo,
Orange, Limpopo,
Zambaze

Lily4star: "Are you in the Lord's Army?
Yes sir x2"

"I will never steall from my mummy's pot,
Beat up my younger ones,
Tell lies to daddy,
I will never fight my neighbour,
For I am in the Lord's Army,

Yes Sir."


Lol

Lol, do u bliv i just remember dah song

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donroxy: Higher Higher Higher Higher Jesus Higher 2x

Lower Lower Lower Lower Satan Lower 2x

till fade

yeah..

Truth24: 1. Yo yo yo African bend down(2x
Bend down........ bend down........ bend down..... bend down.... *****continues till infinity *****

2. My, my ,my ,my mother told me....(kpa kpa)
Dat she will buy me.....(kpa kpa)
My mother told me, dat she will buy me....

3. Old soldier is dead and gone to his grave...mmm, ahhh,gone to his grave .....#continue it for urself, my mb dey rush ......

4. Obey, Obey .... Obey Obey
Obedience is Bette dan sacrifice!

5. Today is bright ,is bright and fair
O happy day, a day of joy(2x



#I dey come back

Waiting bro

Reminiscing, hmmm Nursery sch days.

Some have food but cannot eat
some can eat but have no food...
we have food and we can eat
Glory be to thee oh Lord..amen
Bless this food Oh Lord for Christ's sake...amen!
Aunty come and eat..thank u(awa latun maa so thank u)

Sandalili sandalili
Sandalili,sandalili
Sandalili,sandalili
Sandalili,sandalili(sum1 said its StandardLiving,is dat true?)

I am a doctor in my country Doctor!
Some of u know me well,
If u look at me up and down u will know that its true.

H-I-P for the Hip...for the Hippopo
PO-(n)PO....forthe Hippopo
...and TAMUS...for the Hippopotamus
HIPPOPOTAMUS...i love the rhythm.

We are H-A-P-P-Y x 2
We know we are ...
We are sure we are ...
We are H-A-P-P-Y ... Happy!

Motor car,motor car
A little 'naughty' motor car
If you are going to school
please carry me
Peepeepee poopoopoo
A little naughty motor car
Vooooom!!!
(and we'll all jump up as we said voom).:lol: (did dis al0t)

We Ki o mo
Ge Eekana re
Jeun to dara lasiko
Ma je ju

Rain Rain Go Away:
rain rain go away
come and rain another day
liitle children wants to play.

My Head My shoulders My knees My toes
My Head My shoulders My knees My toes
My Head My shoulders My knees My toes
They all belong to Jesus.

awa soja kekere
awa nkile
lati lu America
titi a de London.

Who is in the garden
A little fine girl
Can i come and see her?
No, no no. follow me

Ojo Marun la n lo nile iwe X2
Ko si 'le 'we ni Satiday, Ko sile 'we ni sunday,
Mura mura mura si se re o
Ma she sole.

P0ST THE ONES YOU REMEMBER.

Elijah348: Walking by a church beside my house this evening and i noticed this poster on it, The name of the church which is Christ Apostolic Church, Oke iwosan, iwagba area ogbomoso....
At first i thought it was another joke until i had a closer look....
please i need your oppnion ....

Oboy, there is no OBASANJO in Iwagba...
thats my base..du u live in da area?