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Reelz:Omo, this was how my brand-new Infinix Hot 4 Pro got stolen in a Micra taxi in Ibadan that year. Luckily, I spotted it missing before the thief got too far. I chased after him, and when he saw me running towards him, he returned my phone. I happy kpa. |
Good day, please how much is Xiaomi 67W charger? Unfortunately, the one that originally came with my Redmi Note 12 Pro 4G just got damaged due irregular power supplied by the NEPA. |
All their moves are the man o war drills in NYSC camp.. |
I still don't know why I am not close to any of my extended family member, even uncles and aunties in Nigeria. |
Constant flow that never ends is on for this story right now on www.ebiag.comBrother, have you published this or something? Cus it's been long I heard from you.. |
Please, I need links to where to download old TV series like The O. C(Orange County) |
DerrickM:What dyou mean by torrents? |
Pls How can I get Color efex pro? I am in dire need of it. |
DerrickM:Thanks boss, its cartoonizing pictures Went to YouTube yesterday and I got some tutorials..see the stuff I've been able to make below
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well done bosses in tha house I wish to know how to make toons with Adobe Photoshop cs4 |
Bosses in the house Pls can I make toons with Adobe Photoshop Cs4? |
Kondomatic:baba, na when you wan stop to dey lie? no b you the thing do? |
Delphi:Amen, thank you sire |
Vision4God:Ohh, thank you so much sire |
I've been trying to type this since last month but I find it too stressing and difficult, anytime I try to type anything about it, all I type are some incoherent stuffs, and I've not been cool about it. So, I'm just going to type and update it the way it was typed, pardon me for any grammatical, or tense blunder(Ibon sha). This is dedicated to my able boss, Mr Olaniran Elikanah. He has been very supportive in his own way, I've gained a lot from him, he taught me stuffs I never thought I could know, he embedded/planted in me some real good seeds(take for example, how to handle a professional camera, how to do some manipulations to pictures and the likes) He is really great.. Some days ago, 16th of February to be precise he called me up and asked if I'll be available on the 21st to which I said I would try all my possible best to be available. So,I called him up on Friday when he didn't call to tell me where to meet him and what time, I called and asked him, he just said 'come to my place by 1pm'.. I went to his place to meet series of faces doing a thing or the other, I went in to greet him and stuffs went on. He and his wife did their ten years anniversary tha day, a lot of people were in attendance, (I was asked to take snapshots while another apprentice was asked to video-cover the event) And when it came to thanksgiving time, boss stood up and thanked God , all those in attendance, went ahead to thank his wife, his children and some other people, he then said "Uhmm, there's a guy among my apprentice whom I like and appreciate here, he is way too smart, he understands the logic of things once taught once and he can also be called "fortune bearer" b'cus it was after he started his apprenticeship tha I got my first car and even moved into my house, he's been a very good boy cus there's not been a day I had a little misunderstanding with his guardian/parents, I appreciate you, son..he goes by the name Kayode, and Ohh come here(I went forward and he handed me a parcel which I later found out to be a pack of jean trouser).. |
Mehn, can't believe I still remember all these.... A friend of mine composed this in 2013 and told me to memorise it and I did but I was thinking I'd have forgotten it... Friend, make the proper amendment when you see this(I might miss some words) And the shii goes thus: "Gat reasons to love you with all my heart, can't explain how much I dooooo cus loving you is the best decision I have ever made. Thought I wound never love again but I don't know what really happened to me. Thought I would be lonely forever but you came just in time to lighten up my heart. I am never a loner with you. Love you and forever will.... If they say they hate you, just remember I love you, just remember I care for you and I will always do. In the midst of hatred, you don't have to worry, you don't have to give in to fear, just be COURAGEOUS...." *nodding my head to Labrinth's jealous playing in background" |
na only girls dey follow this superfluous kini?? |
I was opportuned to be in a private primary school
in Ogbomoso today(they were doing the school's
end of the year's party). The pupils presented all
sorts of plays(the gist is about a particular
presentation by the pupils and their oyinbo
mistress). So, they said they are going to do one
interschool debate and the topic both schools(the
school have two branches, one in Adeniran and the
other along Ibapon rd) will debate on is "Public
schools arw better than Private schools".
The real gist is about the Moderator, so let us skip
tha debate package.. They called on the moderator
to come on to the stage to do what they all expect
her to do, and she started "Good day ladies and
gentlemen, My own name is Ms.Temmy Thin(not
real name), I am to moderate a small interschool
debate here now, and I'll like you all to pay rapt/
close attention to our wonderful pupils' talk.
I'll like to call on the participators, we have blah
blah blah from Olape** Nur/Pri sch, Adeniran area,
and they will support the motion while blah blah blah
from Olape** Nur/Pri sch, along Ibapon rd will be
againsting the motion.." (I'm sure you saw the error
in her speech just like I dd)..
So, after all the Atotonus she was asked to give us
the result of the debate and she used great English
which I have in one way or the other forgotten..
But she failed to do what I thought she'd do, don't
ask me I'll tell you.. OK, I thought she was going to
say " Olape** Nur/Pri sch, along Ibapon rd who was
againstED the motion" but she didn't..
That's it sha..
E maa ta ibon loo(even you teachers) |
Morning Fam
I remember the first time I held/operated/touched
an Android phone. It was in 2014 when a friend
came to charge it in my house, he left it with me to
help him charge it cus he is going to church(he only
branched), so I plugged it after he had left and I
continued with what I was doing(didn't bother to
check if it was charging or not) but my
subconscious mind later told me I haven't check if
the phone is charging, so I checked it and I saw a
thunder-like structure in between the battery meter,
I quickly removed the charger cus i thought that
thunder-like structure mean the charger is not OK/
compatible or that its not charging. I removed and
left it there, so when the guy returned I told him
how I saved his phone from getting spoil. He got
mad that I didn't let his phone charge since and told
me tha thunder-like structure mean its charging, he
made fun of me and called all types of names, I was
happy I learnt something new though it was
embarrassing..
That's it, can I know your first experience with
Android phone?? |
Just a short storylike writeup from me, and i decided to share it here.... There is this man in my area(a Pastor) who I think is gay because of the things he do. He does things like tugging at another person's penis. The first time I met him was in 2013, in a field in my area(I wasn't playing, i was among the spectators) so, I sat on a block, then I notice someone at my back and he(tha person was urinating, after he had finished urinating he tickled me(ribcages), I looked back almost immediately i felt a strange hand tickling me, with that he start joking with me, he asked mw some silly questions like; Have you started having wet dreams? When did it start? Hope your penis wakes up with you and some other silly questions pastors are not suppose to ask, I answered those questions though I thought he is a Kidnapper(remember I said its the first time I'm meeting him), after asking me those questions he then tried to touch/pull at my thing but i managed to dodge his attack on my precious package(all these happened on the field), after all the activities on the field had finished, I asked my guys who the man is and their reply was"he is a pastor, hope he didn't try to touch Kay Gangan?" I said he tried to and that was how everybody start their funny stories of how the man tried to touch their privates. When I got home I told Michael Jackson(my brother) and he warned me not to let him touch me because he might be using peoples' joysticks for some ritual purposes if he is not gay. That was how I know he is not someone I can be friend with. We(the man and I) met some days ago in our area while I went to buy Bread, he was also going the same way I was going so he said we should walk together, I know walking with him is going to make him start nonsense with me and tha will surely end up the way I don't like, so I quickly cupped my things with my hands(both hands), he asked why I did it and I answered I just feel like doing it but he said it is not a good thing that a child of God shouldn't do that, I was amazed he could talk that way but still I didn't unhand my thing, I shielded it with my hands and he later said "I know why you are doing this, you don't want me to touch it abi, and I'm sure its more bigger than it was in 2013' on hearing this, I clutched even more at my things. You won't believe he tried to remove the hands I used in shielding my future sons & daughters but I seem kinda strong than him so he was unable to remove it. He then continue with the silly questions, the one he asked last was; Dyou watch porn? I was about answering him when one of his friends stopped beside us(he was driving a Boxer motorcycle) and offered to help him to where he is going. That was how God saved me from the Gay/Ritualist pastor. So, guys from all you've read, what do you think of the pastor?? And dyou think shielding myself against the evil man's attack is good or? I'm sure some people from my area know who the pastor is.. I won't mention name... |
Shinenigans MODIFIED First to Comment |
timmyalonge:she for don say she dey busty.. |
feran14:don't even know wtf jonzing means.. |
Pinkiedearie:.. i believe you are right. |
kilokeys:seriously.. btw, Oshiomole's wifey make brain |
FBcraze.... I was surfing the net and that was how I saw this.. What would have been your action if she was to be your kidsis? for me, i will just call her and tell her i am seeing all her silly packages and after that, i will send a thumb up emoticon to her...
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uhmmmm meek mill, go on....rub it against her real hard |
