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Literature › Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 10:27am On Aug 05, 2014
SammyHoe: Share your dream cheesy
OK

This will be the second time i'll be dreaming about being kidnapped..
I don't know i how i got into the trailer but i was in it with my former friends(secondary sch pals), i could sense the trailer is conveying us to an excursion with the way my colleagues were behaving(they were clapping, singing etc), i was happy because i like going to new places so i went with the flow but as i was gyrating with them, i sensed i'm its a dream and that its not happening in real life 'cus i'm out of sec sch, so i stood still and something told me we are not going to any excursion, so i tried to jump off the moving trailer but i didn't because i was afraid i'm going to spoil my iPhone which i held firmly in my hand(in real life, na c2 i dey use pha), but i later made up my mind to jump without the phone saying 'my life is more precious than phone' (whc is true), as i made to jump off, i saw some guys monitoring the trailer, i caredless so i just jumped off, the man monitoring the vehicle didn't let me land before stretching forward his fist combatantly at me, as a guy who has been watching Jackie Chan's film since a kid, i professi0nally weaved it but i wasn't that fortunate as he stretched forth the second hand, it sent me to the floor but i stood up immediately after landing, and instantly threw my leg at him, it met him in the main part(dickie), it sent him to the floor and.....


That was when i woke up
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Literature › Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 5:40am On Aug 05, 2014
hmmmm

*dreaming*
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Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by Kaymania(m): 4:54am On Aug 05, 2014
PrinceAdepoju: //\\/||¡§§ []]]^ ^~¿// ()¥>¡
First To Comment

grin cheesy grin
2nd i guess
Romance › Re: Diary Of A Hopeless Romantic: A Trail Of Broken Hearts by Kaymania(m): 6:16pm On Aug 04, 2014
Following
Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by Kaymania(m): 5:40pm On Aug 04, 2014
PrinceAdepoju: We were not invited !!
yeah
Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by Kaymania(m): 5:20am On Aug 04, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: why .
i wasn't invited
Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by Kaymania(m): 5:20am On Aug 04, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: why .
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by Kaymania(m): 10:18am On Aug 03, 2014
Make i dey go...
Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by Kaymania(m): 10:08am On Aug 03, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Loading..so here I am..this has been on my mind for quiet sometime now buh d lazy part of me is saying no

All tanx to my oga at d top sammy hoe...nd kingphilip...also to missyhorlah bestie of life for the inspiration
So m calling u all:
Xtarxhyne
Lanicky
Cheriepet
Charijee
Kelvingraphics
3dimension
Logodwiz
Harlos
Naijaboiy
Dre11
Omotorlah
Seanrhodez
NB:Am not promising a constant update oo and it is just a fiction
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Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2014
stormybucci: oya upload urs
clever
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 2:58pm On Aug 01, 2014
Upload first
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m):
stormybucci: y are u fynding my trouble?? see his long ears lyk dat of merlin, see his head shaped lyk guava... .mtcheew craaapppp!!!!!
Picture says it all bro
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 9:21pm On Jul 31, 2014
stormybucci: who b albino??
nobody o
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 7:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
stormybucci: thief!!!!!!!!
Ehn?



ww.Albino
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 4:40pm On Jul 31, 2014
stormybucci: i no dae fight on thursdays
*in olamide's voice*
Kosi Were..


PAGELORD
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 2:48am On Jul 31, 2014
stormybucci: mtcheew calabar talk... u wan try me?? no think say because i dae skinny 4 dat pics, u fit beat me... infact lets end dis nw if e sure 4 u
En, oya
lets go there
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 10:59pm On Jul 30, 2014
stormybucci: ***folds trouser nd pulls top*** if i beat u eehhnn!!!, dem go reject u spiritually
*holds him down*
Oboy, no try am o, i be heavyweight champi0n..
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 7:47pm On Jul 30, 2014
Guess their Nairaland usernames..

Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 10:09am On Jul 30, 2014
guess their nairaland username...
Literature › Re: James The Lagos Boy by Kaymania(m): 5:33am On Jul 29, 2014
kolomax: wow what a great write up...love ya work ama keep on following...oya let the updates keep coming
nice work
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 11:17pm On Jul 28, 2014
Skimpledawg: Ya babe weak yhu? Wen yu strong make ah knw! #btw ebiagites, whu don register for dat ebiag website? Cos i can't oo! Av tried! huh
i d0n reqister, i even uploaded my pic...kaymania
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 10:59pm On Jul 28, 2014
Odward: *takes the last bottle of alomo from the store and gives it to kaymania*no vex oya take and drink to stupor-don't just get intoxicated.
*gulpes it down then starts singing*
I bliv i cn fly!!

*flying*


Thanks so much 'kukute(i.e Odward)
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 3:56pm On Jul 28, 2014
stormybucci: oopss . I insult uhuh oya no vex
i don vex, na only XXL bottle of Alomo go stop me from vexing


I dey wait o..
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 12:29pm On Jul 28, 2014
stormybucci: no be yabbing u need, na beating u need.. see im long nose lyk trumpet.. mtcheew
Bucci, bt i talk say i no nid ya yabz...
why nw?
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 9:28am On Jul 28, 2014
Hmmmm, been long since i commented(no yab me o@Ebiagees)


SammyHoe, continue with your good works
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders, I'm In Need Of Your Help!!! by Kaymania(m): 9:10pm On Jul 26, 2014
PopeJoseph: THANKS





Okay, bro
Dear friends,
thanks for the hands we've shaked all this while,and also the hugs we've shared.i would no more be chanced to hand-shake or hug you anym0re due to the recent outbreak of 'ebola virus' in Nigeria.
i hope you'll take this liqhtly
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Sp0t The Difference by Kaymania(m): 8:18pm On Jul 26, 2014
Honeydear..
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 8:03pm On Jul 25, 2014
SammyHoe: Lemme try typing with my 17% battery level... pray it doesn't die off b4 I finish o...

Weldone kaymania and stormybucci and all ebiagites in general.
n0 p jawe, b0da sam
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 7:40pm On Jul 25, 2014
stormybucci: emergency!!!! devil on nairaland!!!
huh
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 7:13pm On Jul 25, 2014
SammyHoe: Just passing by>>>>
for where?
Literature › Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Kaymania(m): 7:11pm On Jul 25, 2014
stormybucci: if i had sent it, wat would u have done?
I don't even know, but it wouldn't be a good thing

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