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SammyHoe: Share your dreamOK This will be the second time i'll be dreaming about being kidnapped.. I don't know i how i got into the trailer but i was in it with my former friends(secondary sch pals), i could sense the trailer is conveying us to an excursion with the way my colleagues were behaving(they were clapping, singing etc), i was happy because i like going to new places so i went with the flow but as i was gyrating with them, i sensed i'm its a dream and that its not happening in real life 'cus i'm out of sec sch, so i stood still and something told me we are not going to any excursion, so i tried to jump off the moving trailer but i didn't because i was afraid i'm going to spoil my iPhone which i held firmly in my hand(in real life, na c2 i dey use pha), but i later made up my mind to jump without the phone saying 'my life is more precious than phone' (whc is true), as i made to jump off, i saw some guys monitoring the trailer, i caredless so i just jumped off, the man monitoring the vehicle didn't let me land before stretching forward his fist combatantly at me, as a guy who has been watching Jackie Chan's film since a kid, i professi0nally weaved it but i wasn't that fortunate as he stretched forth the second hand, it sent me to the floor but i stood up immediately after landing, and instantly threw my leg at him, it met him in the main part(dickie), it sent him to the floor and..... That was when i woke up |
hmmmm *dreaming* |
PrinceAdepoju: //\\/||¡§§ []]]^ ^~¿// ()¥>¡2nd i guess |
Following |
PrinceAdepoju: We were not invited !!yeah |
Lorlaahlozz: why .i wasn't invited |
Lorlaahlozz: why . |
Make i dey go... |
Lorlaahlozz: Loading..so here I am..this has been on my mind for quiet sometime now buh d lazy part of me is saying no. |
stormybucci: oya upload ursclever |
Upload first |
stormybucci: y are u fynding my trouble?? see his long ears lyk dat of merlin, see his head shaped lyk guava... .mtcheew craaapppp!!!!!Picture says it all bro |
stormybucci: who b albino??nobody o |
stormybucci: thief!!!!!!!!Ehn? ww.Albino |
stormybucci: i no dae fight on thursdays*in olamide's voice* Kosi Were.. PAGELORD |
stormybucci: mtcheew calabar talk... u wan try me?? no think say because i dae skinny 4 dat pics, u fit beat me... infact lets end dis nw if e sure 4 uEn, oya lets go there |
stormybucci: ***folds trouser nd pulls top*** if i beat u eehhnn!!!, dem go reject u spiritually*holds him down* Oboy, no try am o, i be heavyweight champi0n.. |
Guess their Nairaland usernames..
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guess their nairaland username... |
kolomax: wow what a great write up...love ya work ama keep on following...oya let the updates keep comingnice work |
Skimpledawg: Ya babe weak yhu? Wen yu strong make ah knw! #btw ebiagites, whu don register for dat ebiag website? Cos i can't oo! Av tried!i d0n reqister, i even uploaded my pic...kaymania |
Odward: *takes the last bottle of alomo from the store and gives it to kaymania*no vex oya take and drink to stupor-don't just get intoxicated.*gulpes it down then starts singing* I bliv i cn fly!! *flying* Thanks so much 'kukute(i.e Odward) |
stormybucci: oopss . I insult ui don vex, na only XXL bottle of Alomo go stop me from vexing I dey wait o.. |
stormybucci: no be yabbing u need, na beating u need.. see im long nose lyk trumpet.. mtcheewBucci, bt i talk say i no nid ya yabz... why nw? |
Hmmmm, been long since i commented(no yab me o@Ebiagees) SammyHoe, continue with your good works |
PopeJoseph: THANKSDear friends, thanks for the hands we've shaked all this while,and also the hugs we've shared.i would no more be chanced to hand-shake or hug you anym0re due to the recent outbreak of 'ebola virus' in Nigeria. i hope you'll take this liqhtly |
Honeydear.. |
SammyHoe: Lemme try typing with my 17% battery level... pray it doesn't die off b4 I finish o...n0 p jawe, b0da sam |
stormybucci: emergency!!!! devil on nairaland!!! ![]() |
SammyHoe: Just passing by>>>>for where? |
stormybucci: if i had sent it, wat would u have done?I don't even know, but it wouldn't be a good thing |

