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LiteratureRe: *******the Pseudocider******** by Kaymania(m): 3:33pm On Sep 02, 2014
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LiteratureRe: Honeymoon In Prison-reborn by Kaymania(m): 3:25pm On Sep 02, 2014
SammyHoe: How are u?
i am fine
LiteratureRe: Honeymoon In Prison-reborn by Kaymania(m): 8:45am On Sep 02, 2014
SammyHoe: Kaymania cool
bro
LiteratureRe: Honeymoon In Prison-reborn by Kaymania(m): 1:45pm On Sep 01, 2014
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO ALL FANS. HERE IS A NEW MONTH CALLED THE EMBER MONTHS, SEPTEMBER.

To me, the EMBER months are My Best Ever Recorded months.

Now let me say something finally concerning the Subscription I advertised earlier; If you all know, I am a graduate of Applied Geophysics from FUTA, but my passion for literature is making me have priority for writing. I finished my service NYSC this year February but haven't gotten an established job except home teachings. Last two months, July, I pumped my little savings from my hard earned money into designing a website, but the person designed rubbish and called it www.ebiag.com where some of you have visited.

My eyes got opened after discovering that the guy was only an amateur and couldn't have rendered more than that. Then I began to seek the redesign of my website. To add injury upon pepper, as if it was a planned work, all my home teaching clients refused to pay me for the month of July after month end, then I decided to move to Lagos from Oshogbo.

It wasn't easy writing for free on Nairaland anymore. If only I could have my own website to do my write-ups, then I would write more than fifteen stories within three months joyfully, I thought. Then I came up with this idea of fans subscribing to get updates of my stories through emails. My idea is to raise enough fund through that means and redesign my website with the cash so raised.

I have a script shown to me already by an authentic web designer, but now I couldn't secure a job since my arrival at Lagos early this month. So that's why I came up with the idea of selling my stories at this point. DON'T GET CROSSED WITH ME FOR STOPPING MY STORIES AT THE CRUCIAL POINTS. IT HASN'T STOPPED, ONLY THAT SAMMY HOE DOESN'T FIND JOY IN POSTING IT FREE ANYMORE WHEN THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MONEY IN THE POCKET(okun inu la fi n gbe ti ita nah grin)

Pls bear with me and do subscribe to help me raise some cash and speed up the whole process.

Pay #500 to my acct and get my updates on your mail for 1 month.
Pay #1000 to my acct and get my updates on your email for 2 months, etc.

If you are interested, pls contact 08087755117(Whatsapp or SMS) or 08138410839. THANKS.

LOVE YOU ALL grin

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LiteratureRe: Happy Embers To All Nairalanders by Kaymania(m): 1:42pm On Sep 01, 2014
SammyHoe: Tag, Kaymania, etc.
Thanks so much bro.
LiteratureRe: OMA Collection Of Poems by Kaymania(m): 9:32am On Aug 29, 2014
i was here.
LiteratureRe: I Have A Little Story ( A Short Story/ Poem) by Kaymania(m): 10:31pm On Aug 28, 2014
SammyHoe: You mean you wanna do copy and pay ste? L grin l
yes
LiteratureRe: I Have A Little Story ( A Short Story/ Poem) by Kaymania(m): 4:43pm On Aug 28, 2014
SammyHoe: Lol
bro, pls i wish to copy and paste this mindblowing work on my fb wall..i'd be grateful if you could grant my wish

NoYabz
LiteratureRe: I Have A Little Story ( A Short Story/ Poem) by Kaymania(m): 4:38pm On Aug 28, 2014
SammyHoe: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

[b]Copyright(c)SammyHoe2013
The short story is about a young girl who was raped at age six and the aftermath of the rape on her psychologically.

Here's it: A young girl called Glory was raped by a man called Harry. The girl's skin was as smooth as Cherry and Blackberry. She was coming from her school when she was raped by Harry. Harry is a wicked fellow who have been raping many innocent girls. This time around, somebody spotted her while he was raping Glory. Larry was the person who saw them in the act. Larry was a single married man, having divorced his wife earlier. He needed money badly to pay for a remarriage. He collected bribe from Harry and decided to keep quiet about the issue.

The wicked man even lit a candle to Glory's face, threatening to kill her if she confessed the dastardly act to any persons on earth. Glory was psychologically affected, such that she was dreaded by the threat. She complied, not telling anybody about it. But she laid a curse on Harry that day, saying that the man would die in a short moment. That same January, something happened; it was a clash between the family of Harry and that of a very old man. The wise old man was defended by his nephews, who fought the armies of Harry and killed him.

After Harry's death, Glory didn't still have the gut to tell anyone about the rape. She feared Harry's threat greatly, even seeing him in her dreams threatening her still.

Glory became promiscuous after the rape and began to do prostitution. She pulled out of school, despite all pleadings from parents and friends. She began to hate every man like cemetery because of the molestation of her childhood and so thought that the only way to repay them all was to offer them sex for money. In such a way, she would be able to milk all men off their monies. She began to have sex with all male persons without caring about getting pregnant because her womb had been damaged during the rape she had with Harry.

Glory began to fall in love with Jerry, the son of Larry who saw the rape. They had sexual intercourse and miraculously, she got pregnant. Jerry wasn't ready to accept the baby because he was not man enough yet. Even Larry his father wouldn't accept that. They attempted to push the pregnancy on another fellow but it didn't work out as planned. Jerry asked her to terminate the pregnancy but Glory was not ready to do that, because the unborn baby in her womb had brought back her lost Glory. She would name him Terry if it came out to be a boy, and if a girl she would christen her Mary. The two lovers ran away from home, fearing what evil Larry could do to them.

Glory's halcyon days had returned. She pleaded and pleaded with Jerry to accept the pregnancy and in the end Jerry accepted. They became happily married eventually and lived happily ever. Then they gave birth to Terry.

curled from "HOPE AND THE ISLAND OF GREATNESS" by SAMMY HOE.
[/b]

[b]Title: I HAVE A LITTLE STORY(POEM)
copyright(c)SammyHoe 2013
I have a little story
Excerpt from my allegory
Hope and Island of Great Glory
It’s all about poor Glory
A very little cherry
Who had a sorry story
While she was just a poor fairy
According to her diary
She met a man so hairy
On a day so bleary
While coming from the library
Built inside her primary
A gentle school solitary
Beside a little poultry
Adjacent a bakery
She heard a luring psaltery
Oozing from a storey


As she was by the storey
Being not so wary
A bulky man so hairy
With a face so scary
Looking very eerie
Jumped out of the storey
And tore apart her saree
And molested her girlry


Then he bent to carry
The crying little berry
Who was once a Mary
To the dirty storey
An uncompleted storey
Beside a clay so miry
Between a lonely quarry
And a dusty factory


He lit a fire so fiery
Close to her eyes so teary
Threatening in fury
That he will surely bury
The sad-looking Glory
If she reveals the story
To any living jury
Living in the country
Or to the infirmary
Farther from the primary


He left her in great hurry
Leaving her system jittery
And her future blurry
Receiving no query
For the deed so gory


With her face so watery
And her mood so wintry
She began to hurry
But when she saw a lorry
She had a thought to tarry
In front of the lorry
To grind her to slurry


Luckily for Glory
A man glimpsed the mystery
And has threatened to carry
The odd case to the jury
To be charged with battery
Or to the head so hoary
Who has lived a century
In contrasting rivalry
With the fam'ly of Harry
Who begins the mystery


But with a mere bribery
Of a healthy blackberry
And a confectionary
The talking dictionary
In the name of big Larry
Decides he will now bury
The sad case of poor Glory
A case of treasure robbery
Not thinking it treachery
Since gifts from randy Harry
will do for him to remarry
She becomes now more weary
When she gets the bad story
That if she chose to marry
A baby she'll not carry
For the severe injury
To her tender ovary
And her slender urinary
By the illegal ‘surgery’
In the name of adultery
Committed by bad Harry


Shortly after the scenery
There comes an obituary
Just in that same January
It is that of bad Harry
Fighting for his sanctuary
Backed up by ten cavalry
And ten other infantry
And ten more artillery
Coming from the armoury
Whom he will pay salary
But he ends in mortuary
In the fight of rivalry
Where he has no victory


Despite the death of mad Harry
Nothing changes for sad Glory
Being haunted by her memory
Now hating men like cemetery
And dabbles in harlotry
Playing with it like a lottery
Using it like a cutlery
To cut Tom, Diick and Harry
Lying with all and sundry
She brings to her gallery
Luring them with her tracery
Glommed to her neck like jewelry
Protecting not her womanry
Drooling pleasure like nectary
Yet not having to worry
Since babies she can't carry
No matter her open harlotry


Close to the end of her diary
She crosses her boundary
By loving a ‘cemetery’
Promising him her treasury
Without demanding a usury
She was ready for dowry
Which she will bring in February
Having jettisoned her harlotry
Wanting now to go marry
In what she calls a big ferry
Better than a large dory
Which is extraord’nary


Amazingly comes what to carry
In the womb like jewellery
Happy for her mammary
Glands to be for unborn Terry
Just by her deed with young Jerry
That single night so dreary
But Jerry refuses to marry
The pregnant damsel with long saree
But suggests she should miscarry
The foetus in her she'll soon carry
And then proceed to go marry


But Glory refuses to bury
Alive the seed in her tayberry
Whose coming's making her heart merry
And has turned around her sad mem'ry
To nothing but a history
To bring again her gone glory


To tell you in summary
The latter end of her diary
She ended up her life story
Ensconced in my allegory
Her 'ending-well' life story
By having Jerry to marry

Isn't this a great story? grin grin grin
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LiteratureRe: I Have A Little Story ( A Short Story/ Poem) by Kaymania(m): 9:06am On Aug 28, 2014
[quote author]Hmmmm[/quote]
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Kaymania(m): 11:14am On Aug 26, 2014
NIGERIALOLoCOM: If your flash drive has a button, push the button to the other side. If not, google 'how to remove write protection on a flash drive'
it has no button
Jokes EtcRe: FUNNY OLD F0OL... PA. BUCCI by Kaymania(m): 11:11am On Aug 26, 2014
stormybucci: bro u see wetin dis guy do ooo... Wen i start my own, dem go talk say i lyk trouble
ehyaa, kpele..but d guy is somehw funi and stewpeed
Jokes EtcRe: FUNNY OLD F0OL... PA. BUCCI by Kaymania(m): 5:20pm On Aug 25, 2014
hahahahaha, so na Stormybucci be old fool
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Kaymania(m): 5:00pm On Aug 25, 2014
pls i am unable to copy or paste anything on my flashdrive..
anytime i try to paste something inside it, it will just tell me its write protected..

any s0ln pls?
LiteratureRe: Unwanted- Safarigirl by Kaymania(m):
crowniekay

Opracus
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Kaymania(m): 3:28pm On Aug 24, 2014
MARKone: At what intervals does it shut down. Does it shut down after you on it again. If that is the case, I might looking at a faulty processor cooling system.
yes..its shuts down again after i had on it
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Kaymania(m): 11:34am On Aug 23, 2014
My pc do shutdown itself...and it wil ask m to launch start up repair...
pls whats wr0ng wit t
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Kaymania(m): 8:06pm On Aug 16, 2014
Mayor46: Pls mine is oyeyemi46@gmail.com, I also need it
Repogirl

i also nid it,,..Kaymania1@gmail.com..
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex In One Word by Kaymania(m): 8:04am On Aug 14, 2014
Pretty
RomanceRe: Compilation Of Good Morning Messages.. by Kaymania(op): 1:56am On Aug 11, 2014
Each SMS U send
either 4 GÛd night or GÜd Mrng
Surely kicks my
loneliness away
and there’s 1 thing
I want 2 say
THANKS 4 making me part of ur day HØney

I want 2 live in ur eyes nt as a dream but as a sight,
I want 2 live in ur mind nt as an idea but as a memory,
I want 2 live in ur heart nt as blood but as a beat,
I want 2 live in ur body nt as a soul but as a feeling,
I want 2 live in ur life nt as a partner but as a Lover…!!!
GÔÔD MØRNING

How can I find a words of wishes
which expresses my feelings to your way.
ur smile brightens my life
even more day by day. GM

Did you feel a little warm in the morning?
I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts!
Good morning and have a wonderful day!

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life.
Good Morning

('.')> ('.')> ('.')>
<\"\ <\"\ <\"\
_/"\_ _/"\_ _/"\_
,
Good Morning From 3 Idiots
Hello Brother...
All Is Well...!! GM

Expresion of Eyes can be read by evry1
bt depresion of HEART can b read only by best one.
care for evry1 bt dont lose the best 1.
Good Morning

;;; ..... ;;;
c("""wink c("""wink
""" ...."""
Special
NESCAFE COFFEE..
One For Me,
One For You..
Cheers!
Let's Enjoy.. ..Good Morning!..:-)

my sms r few, yet,
my heart is true i got many freinds new,
but not sweet as u….
I never try to remember u
bcoz i never forget u…..Good Morning


Hope i've been helpful@NLders
RomanceRe: Compilation Of Good Morning Messages.. by Kaymania(op): 1:49am On Aug 11, 2014
my sms r few, yet,
my heart is true i got many freinds new,
but not sweet as u….
I never try to remember u
bcoz i never forget u…..Good Morning

Hi honey, now I am coming
2 meet U…HUG U...
in D way of sun light…
in D way of sweet breeze…
in D way of good wishes…
just 2 say good morning…
The sweetest sentence ever said by someone in Love:
“I am jealous of the people
who ever hugged U,
Bcoz for a moment
they hold my whole world.” Good morning

Open ur Mind
Receive my Wish
Open ur Heart
Receive My Love
Open ur Eyes,
Receive My Smile
Open ur Mobile
&
Receive My Special SMS.
Good morning…

Girl- "Dear Y U always hurt me & break my heart?"
Boy- "I always use to break ur heart to just replace my heart there!"
Gud morning

I hv no gold 2 send Ü.
I hv no diamond 2 send Ü.
I hv no credit 2 call Ü.Gud mawnie

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who is she ?
Do you know ?
Ans=Tea..
Gud mawnie

*Grass Is Shining With Morning Dew*
*Making The Day So Fresh nd New*
*Hope The Joy Comes Your Way*
*Best Wishes For The New Day*gud mawnie

Heart Relaxes
In The Tiny
Gap b/w
Each Beat!
But,
Even In That
Gap My HEART
Remembers
Sum Special
Sweet, Chocolaty
Frnd Like U..Gud morning! Hav a cool n Joyful day

SMILE is not a word, its a beautiful sentence..
S- Speak
M- More
I- In
L- Less
E- Energy...
So always keep smiling & be happy
Hv happy Day all long
Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
Good Morning

-\.-*-./-
>( ‘.’ )<
=(,)(,)=
Shoø Sweet MyFrds
Dont Worry
How Can I 4get U?
HERE ComEz My Wish
=*=*GØØD*=*=
*=*MØRNING*=

Everyday,
everywhere,
everytym,
I May Not Be With U,
Bt
My Thinking,
My Care,
My Msgs,
My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes R Always
With U good morning
The past is a history
The future is a mystery
Today is a gift
That’s why we call it the Present!!
Gud morning
Have a nice day.
Music/RadioRe: FUN SOME NIGHT..who Else Loves This Song? by Kaymania(op): 10:30pm On Aug 09, 2014
Zedric: would love to but i can't. I have a lil stuff to sort out on the acc. Just download the song from waptrick.com
Okay
Music/RadioRe: FUN SOME NIGHT..who Else Loves This Song? by Kaymania(op): 10:21pm On Aug 09, 2014
Zedric: one direction. Its been out for a while now. Have u heard Aloe Blacc's "i'm the man" or Nico ft Vinz' "am i wrong?"
i haven't

but i'd like to..are you on whatsapp?
if yes, kindly leave your I.D
RomanceRe: Tips On Being A Great Kisser.. by Kaymania(m): 8:16pm On Aug 08, 2014
dagentility: Didnt say i'v never kissed. I hav but i dont like everything about it.
ok, ma'am
Music/RadioRe: FUN SOME NIGHT..who Else Loves This Song? by Kaymania(op): 3:37pm On Aug 08, 2014
UjSizzle..check out this one

"Little Things"

Your hand fits in mine
Like it's made just for me
But bear this in mind
It was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved
The crinkles by your eyes
When you smile
You've never loved
Your stomach or your thighs,
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do
It's you
Oh, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved
The sound of your voice on tape
You never want
To know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true
It's you,
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you
And you'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to.
If I let you know I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you, oh.
And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
'Cause it's you,
Oh, it's you,
It's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you
And all these little things
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true
It's you,
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all your little things
RomanceRe: Tips On Being A Great Kisser.. by Kaymania(m): 8:18pm On Aug 07, 2014
dagentility: Op i guess you are now a proffessional in kissing. As for me i dont like kissing at all, d saliva things makes me wanna puke,ewwww
Ehn??
are yu tryin tu say u'v nt kissed before..
LiteratureRe: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 12:20pm On Aug 05, 2014
SammyHoe: Lol...stimes our moods are difrent that's what causes conflicts. The most important thing is the way we approach offences when they come and you have indeed done the right thing by saying sorry to Kaymania.

@Kaybaba, no vex wink
hmmmm. thanks bro SammyHoe
LiteratureRe: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 12:19pm On Aug 05, 2014
stormybucci: so cus of wat i said dats y kaymania is serious??i thought we were joking nd having fun here?? seems i would stop my joking nd be serious.. @Kaymania no vex
bro, i no dy vex na

na yur YOYO BITTER cause gbege for my body
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LiteratureRe: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 12:16pm On Aug 05, 2014
SammyHoe: That's Nairaland for you my broda, remember NL is a place wia everybody is entitled to his own opinion grin
k, bro
LiteratureRe: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by Kaymania(m): 11:16am On Aug 05, 2014
stormybucci: @kaymania 2much of hollywood nd bollywood films wae u dae watch don dae get effect 4 ur body, even ur dreams!!! d next tym u go dream say thief cum ur ouse, u cum beat d theives, u cum urinate 4 their body. To ur greatest suprise u wake up 2 find out uve bed wetted!!!!! lolzz
Never thought sharing my dream could cause this ish..

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