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PoliticsBauchi Youth Defy Curfew To Protect Votes by Kaymania(op): 5:21am On Mar 30, 2015
As at the time i copied this 12.27am, March 30, the Youths in
Bauchi State are on the street, at the INEC office in
the state, defying the curfew declared in three
local Government areas.
The people are accusing the state government of
imposing curfew on Bauchi town to allow its agents
alter election results, noting the state capital was
not among the areas attacked on Saturday and
Sunday (March 28, 29), therefore the curfew is
suspicious.
They have vowed to keep vigil at the INEC office
until election results are out.
Bauchi Governor, Isa Yuguda had imposed a 24-
hour curfew in three local government areas of
Bauchi State – the state capital Bauchi, Kirfi and
Alkaleri.
According to the State Government, “the curfew
was as a result of the ongoing battle between
soldiers and Boko Haram fighters,” noting it would
enable security agencies to restore normalcy in
the areas.
However, before the curfew was ordered, the All
Progressives Congress (APC) in the state had
alleged that Governor Yuguda was planning to
impose the curfew so as to manipulate the results
of the presidential and National Assembly elections
in which APC was reported leading.

Jokes EtcA Beggar Chopping The Head Of His Life[pishure] by Kaymania(op): 11:50am On Mar 25, 2015
Was going to my friends house when I came across this nigg enjoying himself in a corner....

assuming you've given this man some money and you happen to see him like this, what will you do??....as for me, I'll just take his pishure and share it here..that's what I'm even doing......


#justforfun

RomanceRe: Guys ( What Will U Do) Pic ! by Kaymania(m): 3:37pm On Mar 24, 2015
She's pretty..

but her make up is....idontevenknowwhattocallit..
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures.. by Kaymania(op): 9:55am On Mar 08, 2015
freshness2020:
cake of life grin grin grin
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures.. by Kaymania(op): 2:05am On Mar 08, 2015
[quote author=Mattpopson101 post=31409481][/quote]nice one bro
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures.. by Kaymania(op): 2:02am On Mar 08, 2015
elantraceey:
gringrin

That rice and chicken almost made me roll down from my bed.


grin grin grin
tha girl's parent are not ok.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures.. by Kaymania(op): 1:52am On Mar 08, 2015
more

Jokes EtcFunny Pictures.. by Kaymania(op): 1:49am On Mar 08, 2015
checi it out

FoodRe: Strange Things You Have Found In Your Food by Kaymania(m): 5:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
Amadaz:
Pubic hair
hmmmmm...i am gonn' believe this because someone has said "Blessed are those who believe without seeing"
LiteratureRe: *The Players Curse* by Kaymania(m): 8:02am On Jan 20, 2015
ALERT!!!

d0ublep0st..
m0dify..
LiteratureRe: *The Players Curse* by Kaymania(m): 4:07pm On Jan 18, 2015
hnmmmmm...
hope you didn't do any silly package with Hanatu and Ogechi..
LiteratureKaymania's New Year's Resolutions. by Kaymania(op): 6:31pm On Jan 04, 2015
Here are my new year's resolutions for year 2015.

A bad habit I’m going to break: I'm going to stop skipping church.

A destination I’d like to visit: Sacramento Carlifornia.

I’m going to work harder at: Making time for exercise and learning how to drive a bike.

A project I’d like to finish: Being who i used to be with someone..(ion care if u thnk its nt a project)

A class I’d like to take: Guitar class, i'd like to learn how to play it..wanabe_aRockstar.

I’d like to spend more time doing: 0utdoor activities, esp touring tourist centres(esp those in Brazil).

A food I want to eat more of: Porridge,,,asaro elepo rederede..

There you have it.

What are your resolutions for 2015?
Fill out the questionnaire yourself and post it.
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Jokes EtcRe: Must Read!!!! by Kaymania(m): 10:28pm On Jan 03, 2015
Agybabe:
Are you looking for a life partner? Learn interesting tips on how to find the right one. Text LP to 35008 for great tips.


MTN are crazy with all these text they keep sending. My battery is bad today, courtesy MTN.

But I like them sha.
A nairalander's signature goes thus:
Sometimes I wonder if I'm dating MTN. I get several sms from them before goinp to bed and also wake up to see tons of msgs in the morning.
LiteratureRe: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Kaymania(m): 10:24pm On Jan 03, 2015
Started from page0, now i am here, its nothing..if we enter the bar, we fit buy the whole bar, its nothing.

Bro Rock,
bravo!
and hapi nui yr..
LiteratureRe: A Christmas Party by Kaymania(m): 11:06pm On Dec 10, 2014
mariemummy:
Can't stop loving your stories. Always soooo real. Please keep writing dear. That is her own opinion. Still i follow
fl0w1759's fan spotted!
HealthRe: 10 Habits That Cause Body Odor by Kaymania(m): 10:44pm On Dec 10, 2014
seunrebirth:
the bacteria on your skin multiplies and when they do, they fart, producing a bad smell
The bolded sounds somehow,
or what d'you guys think?
Literature/Writing AdsRe: In Her Mind.. by Kaymania(op): 10:18pm On Dec 04, 2014
kosby001:
Nice write up. I only feel you need to be precise in some of your writings and try to summarise some of your descriptions. People like write ups that are hilarious so adding a torch of that to anything you write wouldn't be a bad idea. More ink to ur pen.
thanks so much bro.
i'll work on that.
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RomanceRe: Compilation Of Good Morning Messages.. by Kaymania(op): 11:37pm On Dec 02, 2014
clemz85:
no brother, they busy copying before one hear say network don bad or mb don finish
l0l.
Literature/Writing AdsIn Her Mind.. by Kaymania(op): 10:43pm On Dec 02, 2014
Writers in the house, here is one amateurish package, pls guys i want you to help me with this, i do think about things but puttin it down is the problem, i just typed this today. so i'd like to knw wher i'm lacking..
Sometimes, i think i have the ability of reading people's mind.
I use to feel like i am able to see, think and feel what others are seeing, thinking and feeling.
There was this woman i saw some days ago, i saw her at a concert in Tede(the village is after Igbeti, Sepeteri and Saki).
The woman was outside the hall, there was a show-glass infront of her and the show-glass was filled to the brim with snacks(e.g, Puff-puff, Buns, Doughnut and Onion-pie).
It is obvious the woman disturbed(whenever i use the word 'disturbed', it means the person i'm using it for is in a big gbege).. She was resting her head and arm on the show-glass, i even thought she was sleeping not untill when i saw her leg move, she was thinking(deeply). I was wondering what could be wrong with her..and while i was wondering something came over me and i came to the realization that i was seeing through the woman, i was inside her..0mg, she is facing alot of problems. she was crying, inside.
I looked around her and i could see all the problems she is dealing with.. She was thinking about the trouble waiting for her at home(i know you are longing to know the trouble, ma jayin si.) The trouble she was thinking of is her husband, the same man who loved her wholeheartedly during courtship, the same man who used to help her with almost anything then has now turned into something else; he now go to club, drink beer, patronize s*x-workers and has now turned her into a punching-bag, he no longer fend for the family's need(and did i mention there is a 2years old bae strapped to her). The woman was thinking what the woman who sent her to sell the snacks will say since she has been unable to sell only a dough, she already know the woman won't give her a farthing. She was also thinking about her 5years old child whom the school has rejected because of poor perf0rmance and his parent's non-challant attitude towards his education(his parent is unable to pay his sch fees).

ogas, Larrysun..SammyHoe..
RomanceRe: Compilation Of Good Morning Messages.. by Kaymania(op): 3:59am On Dec 02, 2014
Wen u r hurt by D person who is close 2 u,
Do fight wid him/her,
Cos sum times fight saves relations,
But being quiet leaves nothing........gud morning

I love 2 things in my life WORK & YOU
I Hate one thing in my life WORK WITHOUT YOU
LOVE U HV LOVELY DAY
every morning same wishes. let it b different now,
Let tigers gaurd u,
Snakes dance around u,
cheetas hug u and lions kiss u
G@@D MORNING

Early to bed,
Early to rise
it makes u r girlfrend escape with
other guys......
* GOOD MORNING *

Many ppl cn b responsible 4 ur success,
Bt only u r responsible 4 ur failure"
Good Morning..

Many tyms we ovrestimat the Problms &
undr estimats Our Potentials.
Faith in ourselves alone will give us the true estimate of Both...
Good Morning

I'm missing u knw.
I need u knw.
I make up mah mind.
I can't forget u anyhow.
bt i can feel u all around.
cuz i luv u knw!!!
Gud mrng mah life!!!!!

Lovely thought of d day-
Worries are like a bird, let them fly over u..
Bt, dont give them a chance to build a nest on ur head.!!:-)
gm dear!
Start d day with positive thoughts & mindset 2 feel positivity throughout d day
Have a pleasant positive morning & a Progressive day ahead.
The Light of God surrounds us.
The Love of God enfolds us.
The Power of God protects us.
The Presence of God watches over us.
Good Morning...
stay tuned for more...I know some of you might think I'm referring to a radio station, don't mind me na shi
cuddlemi...mods

cn u pls move dis to fp?
RomanceRe: Is This The New Trend Girls Use Or What by Kaymania(m): 10:34am On Nov 26, 2014
ignis:
Yesterday, while coming out from Tantalizer, I saw a guy he told me he was robbed and he don't have transport fare to get back home and he need to go to hospital to treat the injury given to him by the robbers. I asked him to follow me to the bank, I made some withdrawals and I gave him N250,000.
c0pycat
Forum GamesRe: Lets Play The Game Truth Or Dare!! by Kaymania(m): 10:26am On Nov 26, 2014
franugo:
am chill bro, bliv me.
U never reason dare wey u go give her?
bro, i stil dy reas0n o.
Forum GamesRe: Lets Play The Game Truth Or Dare!! by Kaymania(m): 8:24pm On Nov 25, 2014
franugo:
Wetin concern u kaymaniahuh Just give her ur own nd stop drinking panadol 4 someone else's headache.


@op, i dare u 2 send me 15k. I bank with ecobank.
bro, take a chillpill.
Forum GamesRe: Lets Play The Game Truth Or Dare!! by Kaymania(m): 11:45pm On Nov 24, 2014
Naija!
na only unclad pics u wan make she share unu.
Nairaland GeneralD'you Remember This...? by Kaymania(op): 9:27pm On Nov 24, 2014
Tani o l'oja b'oba d'ale?
Emi o l'oja b'oba d'ale
Ba n gbe iru ba n gbe iyo
N ti e lo mo
S'ogu mo?
Mo gu mo
Kinni n je Mo?
Molade
kinni n je ade?
Adesipo
kinni n je Ipo
Iposere
kinni n je Isere?
Isere isegi
kinni n je isegi?
Isegi omoyo
Kinni n je Omoyo?
Omoyo akunko
kinni n je akunko?
Akunko orisa
kinni n je Orisa?
Orisa Alaye
kinni n je Alaye?
Alaye Olorun
kinni n je Olorun?
Olorun Ekolo
kinni n je ekolo?
Ekolo ajuba
kinni n je ajuba?
Ajuba fon
kinni n je fon?
Fon niye
kinni n je iye?
Iye oke
kinni n je oke?
Oke ile
kinni n je ile?
Ile owu
kinni n je owu?
Owu aso
kinni n je aso?
Aso n moro
Igi loro..................

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