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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 7:23pm On Apr 30, 2020
Thanks guys. You guys just made me smile smiley I really appreciate the compliments.

The next/last chapter is dropping tomorrow night.
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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Flaunts His Cars, As He Works Out In His House by kayo80(m): 12:55pm On Apr 30, 2020
meobizy:
...and to think that if people did not mistake his song for Kanye West's album he would have remained upcoming until this day. I wonder how he was able to afford a Rolls. That's crazy, those cars are mad expensive.
Which of his songs was mistaken for a Kanye album? Just curious.
FamilyRe: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by kayo80(m): 8:32pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ginaz:
I applied aboniki into my aunt’s eyes cos she mistakenly applied to mine. I was seriously flogged by my uncle with a very robust cane.

After the beating , I went out to buy Fanta and drank while crying . I was a very stubborn child . undecided

I’m now an adult and looking so calm like a dove . grin which was a far cry from what I was back then. My mom used to sew new uniform for me every new term cos Na so so fight I Dey fight . Both with girls and boys.
Drinking Fanta while crying. HAHAHAHAHA! This made me laugh.
FamilyRe: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by kayo80(m): 5:18pm On Apr 29, 2020
gamapoy539:
Someone who is desperately in need of sound advice wouldn't have the time to look for not just one picture but multiple pictures to add to his concocted story.
lol! Exactly! The guy sounds like a clown that is at home laughing at all the people that believe his lies.
SportsRe: Coronavirus: Paulo Dybala Tests Positive For Fourth Time In Six Weeks by kayo80(m): 12:52pm On Apr 29, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
This is what they call Covid19 super spreader. They don't show any symptoms, but they can spread this thing eh. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Also notice that no footballer has been sick from infection. Guys, exercise oh!!!! It's not only by drinking immune booster. Jogg until you loose most of your body fat.
What if you're tiringbeku like me? Lol. Anyway, I understand the health benefits of exercising.
CelebritiesRe: Bollywood Actor Irfan Khan Is Dead. by kayo80(m): 12:18pm On Apr 29, 2020
iamloyalty:
Bollywood is no 2 not 3.
I said top 3...this means it is between 1-3.
CelebritiesRe: Bollywood Actor Irfan Khan Is Dead. by kayo80(m): 11:21am On Apr 29, 2020
Angelfrost:
That movie is a pure classic... A defining moment in Bollywood history, right next to Slum dog millionaire.
EXACTLY!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Bollywood Actor Irfan Khan Is Dead. by kayo80(m): 10:37am On Apr 29, 2020
Angelfrost:
Actually, they have started toning it down in most of their movies like War, Bahubali, 3 Idiots, etc...
3 Idiots is one of my favorite movies of all time. Damn! I love that movie.
CelebritiesRe: Bollywood Actor Irfan Khan Is Dead. by kayo80(m): 9:32am On Apr 29, 2020
Angelfrost:
Yeah... I couldn't agree more!!! All that cliche just gets in the way of whatever great work of art they try to offer. They need to cut it out.
Some people like it like that. It has been working for them for close to 100 years, why will they cut it out. There is a market for everything...and they sure is a big market for the kind of art they make, cos Bollywood is top 3 movie industries in the world.
LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Chapter 7

David woke up to the noise of flies buzzing over his head. He kept his eyes closed for a few seconds to gather his thoughts and figure out why it felt like he was laying on a dirt road. He heard mumbling a few feet away from him, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the crescent moon up in the dark blue sky. He turned on his side to see two men in black jumpsuit. One was digging what seemed to be a grave, and the other had an AK-47 rifle hanging loosely on his shoulder, with the barrel pointing at the ground.

David coughed a few times and was surprised they didn’t look his way. He gently got on his feet, dusted dirt off his jeans and looked around the place. He could have sworn he had seen the structure of a building to his left when he was lying down earlier, but now it seemed like he was back in the north, with large expanse of Sahel Savannah vegetation; desert vegetation with no building in sight. He noticed he was barefoot, and when he looked down, he saw cockroaches crawling up his legs. He started jumping around till they were off his legs and he stumped them out. This caught the attention of the strange men.

“Hey Tony! He is awake, let’s get him,” The one with the gun staid and started getting his gun ready to shoot at David. The other one jumped out of the pit and picked up his gun from the ground. David ran in the opposite direction, heartbeat racing, praying a bullet doesn’t hit him any minute. He thought he saw a tent with lights in the near distant, but it disappeared a few seconds later. He guessed it was a mirage and he really was in the desert.

RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TATAT!!! The sound of rapid gunfire from assault rifles filled the air. David started running in a zigzag manner, praying to God as he did so. He picked up speed, and never once looked back to see his assailants. The whole place was dark, but the lights from the gunfire behind him kept his trail blazed. The gunfire reduced and he assumed one of them had run out of bullets. He hastened his pace even more, keeping to his zigzag manner. The gunfire stopped all together, and he ran a few more steps before stopping out of breath and looking back. He realized he had actually climbed up a hill without even knowing it.

He saw them looking up at him, with their guns by their side, and wondered why they were no longer chasing him. When he turned back around, he was face to face with a scarecrow looking man. David screamed out in shock.

He kept screaming till he gained consciousness, and realized he was dreaming all along.

When he stopped screaming, it took his heart beat a full minute to come back to normal. And he sat up in bed, wondering how long he had been screaming, and how loud his scream was. Just then, the room door swung open. The lights came on, and Caroline was standing there, in a deep blue oversize shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows. “What happened? Are you okay?” She asked in a concerned voice as she approached him on the bed. It was clear she left her room in a hurry, because she didn’t have a skirt or shorts on.

“I…I had a dream; a bad dream.” David said and laughed lightly to mask his embarrassment. “Hope my scream wasn’t too loud?”
“Well, it woke me.” She said in a low voice and sat on the tip of the bed. “You’re sweating.” She said and looked around. There was a white face towel on the bedside stool; she picked it up and started dabbing at his face to clean off the sweat. “Are you sure you’re okay?” She asked, looking him straight in the eye.
“I’m okay. It’s just the nightmare. Sorry for waking you.” He said and felt a bit uncomfortable with her stare. It was a look of concern, but it freaked David out to be so close to her on the bed. He could feel her warm breath on his neck. He almost jumped when he looked up. Toluwani and Kehlani had entered the room and were standing in front of the bed. They were in identical blue pyjamas, holding hands and staring at them. They reminded him of the twins in the classic horror movie, The Shining. Caroline saw the shocked look on his face and turned around. “Hey girls!” She said and got off the bed.

Rubbing her eyes, Kehlani asked, “Is the bogeyman in the house?” That was the first time David would really hear her speak, and it got him even more freaked out. Toluwani just stood there half awake, not saying anything.
“There is no Bogeyman anywhere K; uncle David just had a bad dream.” She said and walked over to the two girls. She turned back to say ‘I’ll be back’ in an almost inaudible voice before leading the girls out of the room. David sat there, going through his dream. With every minute he was awake, he forgot some part of the dream, till it was just a blurry part of his memory. But he remembered one thing; he was being chased. He wondered why death was chasing him in the dream, and what it meant in real life.

He was still lost in thought when she walked back into the room, still just in her oversize shirt. When she made to sit the bed, he noticed she had shorts on; very short shorts. At first, she sat at the edge of the bed facing him, and then like she felt that would be an uncomfortable position, she sat on the bed with her back resting on the black leather headboard like him. Caroline had her bare legs stretched out in front of them; long, slender, smooth legs. “So, what was your dream about?” She asked, looking straight ahead and not making eye contact with him.

He was quiet for a few seconds before responding with, “I was being chased by some men with guns. They kept shooting at me.” He stopped to get her reaction, but she didn’t say anything, as if waiting on him to continue. “I managed to get away from them, but then I saw something or someone that made me scream.”
“Something or someone?”
“Yea, I couldn’t tell if it was actually a person or just a scarecrow.”
“Oh well, dreams are like that sometimes. They are just a mumbo jumbo of meaningless nothing.”
“Meaningless? You feel there is no meaning to my dream…to the dream I just had?”
“Dreams really are thoughts with strong emotions that you didn’t have time to completely process while conscious, so while you sleep, your subconscious mind plays around with those thoughts.”
“Hmm! You think so?”
“I’m a neurosurgeon, and am fascinated about the mind in general. So I do a lot of reading, even outside my scope of study.”
“Hmm. Your explanation does sound plausible. I guess my fear of what my test results would be translated to the dream.”
“That makes sense.”
The room got quiet for some seconds before she broke the silence with, “So…what happens tomorrow?”
“It depends.”
“It depends on what?” She said and turned to face him.
“It depends on the outcome of the test.”
“I really don’t think you have the virus.”
“Well, we will never know till tomorrow.”
“Okay.”
“If the result comes back positive, the NCDC guys would probably whisk me away to a treatment center.”
“And probably continue to keep this place sealed while they run tests on the rest of us.”
“Wow. That’s true. I definitely won’t want that.” He said with a distant faraway look in his eyes.
“Me neither.”
He was quiet for a few seconds before saying, “If it comes out negative, I would be free. And I can return my little sister to my worried mom.” He said with a smile.
“And?”
“And…tomorrow is Sunday, right?” He asked and she nodded. “And I will wait at home till my dad comes to drop off my other sisters, and take me to my main home.”
“You’re leaving tomorrow?” She asked in a low voice.
“Yeah.”
An awkward silence took over the room. After a while, Caroline’s hand slowly found his hand on the bed, and she held it, without looking at him. Their hands entangled and David moved to close up the space between them on the bed. He took a deep breath, and gently cupped her chin with his right hand and turned her face towards him. Her head was bowed. Slowly, she looked up at him, and then he went in for a kiss. With eyes closed, they kissed gently. And then Caroline dominated the romance, kissing him passionately, and pushing him on the bed, so she was on top of him. With a gently move, he flipped her around, so he was on top. And then, she flipped him around. They did this a couple more times, till they fell off the bed.

“Ouch!” David exclaimed as his back hit the floor, with Caroline’s weight on top him. They both burst out laughing, and Caroline got off him to lie beside him, still laughing. They lay there, staring at the ceiling laughing, till their eyes watered. They would stop, and one of them would start laughing again, and the other would join.

When they finally got silent, she turned on her side, put her head over his face and kissed him passionately for a few seconds, and then pulled back gently while staring at him. There was a smile on her face as she got on her feet. “I’ll see you tomorrow.” She said and he nodded at her. She waved at him and walked backwards a few paces before turning around and walking out the room.

David lay there for a few seconds, going through all that had just happened. A smile appeared on his face as he got off the floor, and let his body free fall on bed in excitement.
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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2020
kayo80:
Hey guys, I want to do a little something before dropping the next chapter. It is always good to know people are reading your story, so what i am going to do is...once I get 11 likes on this comment, I will drop the chapter...just 11 likes.
Finally...we are at 11 likes. I was starting to think we would never get there. So, now for the next task...you have to tell me why I chose the number 11.

lol! Just kidding...the chapter is coming right up.
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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 2:50pm On Apr 28, 2020
4 more likes to go.
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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 1:47pm On Apr 28, 2020
7 more likes to go.
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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 1:11pm On Apr 28, 2020
9 more likes to go before I drop the next chapter. It is a bit longer than the previous chapters.
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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 12:31pm On Apr 28, 2020
Hey guys, I want to do a little something before dropping the next chapter. It is always good to know people are reading your story, so what i am going to do is...once I get 11 likes on this comment, I will drop the chapter...just 11 likes.
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Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua On The Mountain Praying For Coronavirus End (Photos) by kayo80(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2020
babseg:
Are you sure that is TB Joshua? That guy in that pic reassembles Fadeyi Oloro huh
lol! It is kind of true sha.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by kayo80(m): 11:34am On Apr 27, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
Ok o. They should remember to clear the tyre when it burns finish.
Lol
LiteratureRe: Should We Call It A New Beginning? by kayo80(m): 10:46am On Apr 27, 2020
Hey guys, I notice mods no longer push stories from Literature section to Front Page...I wonder why.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Buys A Rolls Royce Cullinan 2020 To Keep The Company Of His Wraith by kayo80(m): 10:33pm On Apr 25, 2020
Nuel4:
Human beings only need food, water and shelter every other thing is just showoff I thought coronavirus had taught everyone that?
Where is he driving it to now?
So we don't need clothes? Also, why are you using that smartphone that's in your hand right now.
FoodRe: Long Cobra Killed At Our Backyard This Morning After Eating 6 Chicken Eggs by kayo80(m): 9:54pm On Apr 25, 2020
TheCOOLEST:
So I was doing some watchman rounds in our backyard this morning at about 1:30am and saw the cobra after eating about 6 chicken eggs.

I had observed yesterday that the chickens were spooked and were making noise, so I decided to go round the house this morning.

The snake was measured and was 6ft2!! (about 1.86m)
Wow. That's my exact height.
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Begging Mark Zuckerberg When He Was In $53m Debt (2016 Tweets) by kayo80(m): 8:18pm On Apr 25, 2020
blowjohn:
Next is Nas
WORD! Nas is heavily invested in tech start-ups.
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Begging Mark Zuckerberg When He Was In $53m Debt (2016 Tweets) by kayo80(m):
24kmagic:
Reputable sources said $1.3B, this blogger is saying $3.3B

Issorite.

Meanwhile, how was he able to owe as much as $53M? Like, what sort of bad debtor was he?

Two things I hate: Begging and owing.

Thank God for his life tho
Forbes said $1.3, but Bloomberg said $3.3.

The thing is, Kanye and his accountant has sent this information of him being worth $3.3 billion to Forbes since early last year, but they ignored it and quickly named Jay Z a billionaire. The guy that handles the Hiphop artists net worth on Forbes is a close friend of Jay Z...and even wrote Jay Z's book. Jay would have never wanted Kanye to be a billionaire before him. I'm sure he pulled some strings to make them ignore Kanye's message.

The fact is, Kanye is the real first billionaire rapper.
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Begging Mark Zuckerberg When He Was In $53m Debt (2016 Tweets) by kayo80(m): 7:58pm On Apr 25, 2020
yusfatedeeprof:
Begging Mark Zuckerberg the founder of "Facebook" for money on "Twitter"
grin
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Begging Mark Zuckerberg When He Was In $53m Debt (2016 Tweets) by kayo80(m): 7:58pm On Apr 25, 2020
NuclearReactor:
This looks photoshopped, I seriously doubt this!!
It isn't. I remember very vividly reading these tweets back in 2016.
PhonesRe: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by kayo80(op): 7:37pm On Apr 25, 2020
shiffynaani:
Pls where are you downloading that money heist? the movie na die
Toxicwap
LiteratureRe: Should We Call It A New Beginning? by kayo80(m):
Hey Eva, nice to have you posting here again.

About character names, personally, how I pick names for my characters is...first of all, I have an idea what the character's temperament is and his/her purpose in the story. I let that seat in my brain for a few hours or days, and then a name I feel is perfect for that character pops in my head, and I go with it.
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PhonesRe: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by kayo80(op): 11:23pm On Apr 24, 2020
poshemmanuel:
please which site can i download money heist?
Toxicwap
LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:43pm On Apr 24, 2020
Frankenstein:
Kayo80, keep up the good work. This is already a very engaging story. I like how you narrate and build on the story.
Thanks. I appreciate the compliment.
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LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:39pm On Apr 24, 2020
Mrl1:
Mtheeeeeew stop wasting this write up . WhatsApp me or call me let me tell you something 07015--4335-02
You didn't have to include the "hiss"...make your point here.
LiteratureRe: Quarantine Love (A Short Romance Story By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:15pm On Apr 24, 2020
Mrl1:
Mtheeeeeew stop wasting this write up . Inbox on WhatsApp or call me let me tell you something 07015--4335-02
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FamilyRe: Share Your Stay At Home Experience With Your Partner. by kayo80(m): 5:07pm On Apr 24, 2020
Eulalia:
Third party is not allowed in hubby and wife matter otherwise they'll use you settle. tongue
Lol. Okay o.
FamilyRe: Share Your Stay At Home Experience With Your Partner. by kayo80(m): 4:35pm On Apr 24, 2020
momodub:
Every day fighting huh huh huh
Lol! What's the cause

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