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LiteratureRe: All In One Night (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 9:37pm On Dec 15, 2017
Chapter 2

The first thing he noticed when he looked up was her big bust, and then the inscription on her black t shirt that read, ‘my eyes are up here’ with an arrow sign pointing up. He smiled as he said “no problem” and handed over his phone. She thanked him and punched numbers quickly into his phone. She had chubby chicks and a cute face. Her complexion was that of the old Benin bronze works, shining under the room’s fluorescent light. The tight blue jeans she had on accentuated her thick thighs, which curved up to a slim waste. He shifted his gaze when he caught himself staring. He looked at the first bank staff at the desk and wondered if she was really working or playing games on her computer.

“I’m using someone’s phone at the bank, please talk fast.” He heard her say in a hurry. After about thirty seconds, she ended the call and handed the phone over to him with a thank you and a smile on her face. She got up, pulled up her jeans, and walked out. Seconds after she vacated the room, the bank staff that was meant to attend to him walked in.

……….

The First bank branch was right beside the prestigious University of Ibadan. As he drove his silver colored Mercedes Benz C230 out of the parking lot, he wondered what Bimpe, his girlfriend was up to right now. He met a little traffic as he approached the University Campus gate, and he pulled out his phone. He was about to dial her number when he dropped the phone on the car center console and decided to surprise her.

Ahmed felt alive as he drove into the University gates. Old cab drivers leaned on clean Japanese cars, calling out their destinations; threes were everywhere, in contrast to the polluted atmosphere just outside the campus; teenage girls dressed up to look older, and teenage boys mostly wore skinny jeans which they sagged.

He nodded his head constantly to the afro pop music booming out of his car speakers as he drove down the road leading to the main section of the University, After passing by a roundabout, he took the next turn to his right, which led to the bar he and Bimpe usually hung out. There was a white church building right next to a mosque on his left, and he wished worshipers of the two religions could get along in the real world.

It was 4:45pm on a Friday afternoon, and the outside bar was already filled as he drove in. He parked his car next to a white Nissan Micra by a mesh fence which had been overgrown by weed. He switched off the car engine, did a mental check of his plans for a second, and then got out of the car. “Hey! My yellow pawpaw friend,” a middle aged man in baggy shorts and vest said as he walked past carrying what looked like a big rat. Ahmed was startled for a second, before getting back his composure and returning the man’s greeting.

He took a seat by an empty table and stretched before settling down to study his environment. It was a setting of black rectangular plastic tables with four chairs at each corner scattered all over the open bar. You could find every type of person here; old professors; young lecturers; students, outsiders, everyone mixed in this place.

To his left was a couple of makeshift shops; one of which the man that had greeted him earlier was in front of. The man usually made barbecue fish for him, but with what he had seen with him earlier, he sure wouldn’t be patronizing him any time soon. Just next to the man’s shop was a blue painted kiosk with a couple of very active boys working by a grille. He had bought chicken and chips from them the last time he was here, and he really enjoyed it. He was thinking of signaling one of them over when the barman came over. “Umm! Big stout.” Ahmed said and the guy nodded before heading off.

He pulled out his phone and called Bimpe. She picked on the first ring.
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LiteratureRe: All In One Night (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 4:59pm On Dec 15, 2017
All in One Night
By
Kayode Odusanya

© 2017 Kayode Odusanya


Chapter One

Ahmed stepped in the bank security door, and as the door was closing, he felt something behind him. He turned around and saw a petite lady with glasses on behind him, giggling. The compartment was made for one person to enter at a time, but the bank was about to close and he guessed she wanted to get in before the guards started stopping people from getting in. At 6’2, and 90 kg, only a petite person could have squashed up with him like she did.

The bank was crowded as usual. He saw his favorite cashier as he stepped into the banking hall and he instantly felt butterflies in his tummy. He wondered if it was considered cheating if he had an innocent crush on another woman. It wasn’t like he wanted to date her, but she made him happy just looking at her; the fine pointed nose on the oblong head, the short Halley Berry style weave on, with the smile that was always almost evident on her face warmed his heart.

He approached the guard closest to him and asked where the MoneyGram section was, and he was directed to a door by the extreme left side of the banking hall. Ahmed used the First Bank branch occasionally, but he had never had to do anything other than make deposits here before today. He tucked his white long sleeve shirt properly into his grey wool slacks and approached the place. Hitting the gym daily the last couple of weeks had really paid off. He felt fit. He felt like how Chris Evans felt after coming out of the machine that made him bigger in the first Captain America movie.

A standing Air Conditioner took half the space of the corridor as he walked into the door, and he felt that was odd. Up ahead was another opened door that led to the bulk room, with a crowd of people there. Just before the door, to his right were two desks with two bank staffs behind them. He approached the lady by the desk closer to the bulk room door and asked if he was in the right place for MoneyGram transaction, and she pointed to the smallish man with glasses on beside her. He was just getting off his seat when Ahmed walked up to him. “I’ll be right back. Please take a seat.” He said, pointing at a bench by the window opposite them. The man arranged the documents in his hand and walked off, heading towards the banking hall. Ahmed took a seat and pulled out his Samsung Note 8 phone. As he went through his Whatsapp messages, from the corner of his eye, he saw the figure of a female walk past him and took a seat on the bench; then came the sweat voice with, “Please can I make a call on your phone?”
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LiteratureAll In One Night (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 4:54pm On Dec 15, 2017
Yea, this is going to be another short romance novelette from me. Short chapters...about 12-15 chapters in total. I hope you like it. Let's go!!!
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LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 2:40pm On Dec 15, 2017
illicit:
most people don't like to read Yoruba tho maybe because of the spellings and the marks (ami) but writing in English self na wahala o....
I remember I once wrote YORUBA in JAMB .
I was the only candidate that wrote Yoruba in the state I think and the officials were even laughing about it.... they just left me in one corner with my palaver.....
It actually helped to boost my marks
LMFAO!!!!!! grin
Funny story.
I'm on the road, I will read your story when I get home.
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LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 1:30pm On Dec 15, 2017
EvaJael:
That's great. I can't manage more than one at a time. I would end up mixing issues
It ain't easy and I don't even advise people to do that, cos it causes mild cases of schizophrenia.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 12:05pm On Dec 15, 2017
illicit:
I doff my hat.
Your imagination is very vivid o...
hmmmm am writing a short story in Yoruba presently..... do you read Yoruba....
if you do, you can tell me what you think
Thanks.

Yeah, I read Yoruba. You are trying o... Writimg in Yoruba. I like that. I would love to read it.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 11:37am On Dec 15, 2017
Divepen1:
Evajael and Missnande ... So, I got back from work and used my phone to say hi to somebody and since then the idiot refused to come on. That's since last week wednesday...
But I hope to get a phone that can visit nairaland at least.

Meanwhile, my writing process is one that Elizabeth Gilbert as people that work like Butterfly. We spread essence from one work to another. I'm not the jackhammer type of people that can concentrate on one work.
I can't sit down to write a book at a go, but i like to write up to ten at a go. In other words, when i get bored or fixed at a point in this story, i move to the other one. In one of the ted talks I listened to, one of the speakers said when one leaves the work, it would keep processing itself in our subconscious. And that's what i do. I remember I started writing about Chibok girls two or three years ago, I'm still on Chapter five. Meanwhile, I got the opportunity to write others as if they were just flooding in because I've been thinking of them for months without touching.

So, what happens at the writer's block ish...I read any of the following a. Chicken Soup for the soul b. Harry potter c. Percy jackson d. A compilation of stories.

Or i would rewatch any of the following, which unfortunately I have watched like ten times now. a. Scandals b. The 100 c. 24 hours

But what gives me inspiration?
Most times, when someone just joke around me. I live amidst sarcastic and funny people. Also, when listening to messages especially Joshua Selman.
"but i like to write up to ten at a go. In other words, when i get bored or fixed at a point in this story, i move to the other one."

I'm like this too. I have 4-5 stories I am working on at any particular time... That's why I sometimes have unfinished stories on Nairaland, and the readers keep bashing me for that. Lol! Thank God I have completed most of the unfinished stories and have just two uncompleted stories right now. smiley
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 11:32am On Dec 15, 2017
illicit:
most ardent readers in Nigeria swapped hobbies already....
Anyway I only write what amuses me. Interestingly its not even for fans or readers. I just write to amuse me.
I have always wanted to write a book,
well maybe because John Grisham did. Stephen king did. Am an avid reader tho.
I still have some stories from my Sec sch days that I still read to amuse myself or my friends when they visit.
I like to write what I like just for myself and build a personal/private collection..... am not really into this stuff of writing for the public but I applause those who do.
From what I see, most Nigerian writers dont get money from writing but that's not an excuse.

I just write to amuse myself privately.
Nairaland is a faceless forum yeah but I have this feeling that Chimamanda is here..... dont ask why
I started out writing to amuse myself too. I was my own greatest fan. I wrote stories I love. Then English teachers in my secondary school started saying I had a very vivid imagination, so I decided to take the writing a little more serious.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 11:30am On Dec 15, 2017
souloho19:
Thanks for the mention. first I love meeting people, studying them (I'm more of an observer) and working on merging their different characters to form my character. I also get inspired by reading other stories, mostly by Nigerian writers and stories on this forum too, most times I just have an idea, a vague idea even and I usually don't have the full storyline planned out, its more like I challenge myself and see where the story goes, if it would make sense or not. Oh yea and when I kush up the pictures become more vivid cheesy
"I usually don't have the full storyline planned out, its more like I challenge myself and see where the story goes."

This is exactly what I do too. Our writing process is quite similar. Just change the reading other people's stories to watching movies (which is similar to reading other people's stories anyway), and kush to beer, and we have exactly the same creative pattern.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 11:26am On Dec 15, 2017
souloho19:
Thanks for the mention. first I love meeting people, studying them (I'm more of an observer) and working on merging their different characters to form my character. I also get inspired by reading other stories, mostly by Nigerian writers and stories on this forum too, most times I just have an idea, a vague idea even and I usually don't have the full storyline planned out, its more like I challenge myself and see where the story goes, if it would make sense or not. Oh yea and when I kush up the pictures become more vivid cheesy
wink
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LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 10:55am On Dec 14, 2017
frankline461:
Well, whenever I want to write, I make a list of chapters and what would happen in them. Then I sub divide the chapters into episodes and what happens in them, all this with songs from my favorite artists playing softly in the backgroundgringrin (songs from sia, Eminem or imagine dragons most times should do the tricks) although I do listen to other songs. And whenever I have a brain block, I just pick up my DVD remote and continue watching my American series, no time cheesy grin
smiley
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 10:54am On Dec 14, 2017
Lilyjoe567:
Chai nysc can suffer someborry. I didn't even see the mention, sorry Eva sweetie

Okay, back to inspirations.

For me, my inspirations comes when I'm focused on something, both continuously and unconsciously . Example,
When I'm focused on a particular thing or even person as the case might be, I'm not necessarily looking at the thing or person, rather, my mind has already started creating a scenario where I become the director, and I won't notice what's happening around me until someone touches me or I stop to grab a book or phone to write down all that's happening in my head.

And sometimes, I just need someone older than I am to make me angry. Since I can't say what I feel, I just think it, and from thinking it's escalates to something else

And sometimes it just comes to me lol

And also, if I put my mind to it and grab something to write on, I'll write for hours non stop and cuz of it, I've been known as the writing girl back at nysc camp
Nice one "writing girl." wink
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 8:17am On Dec 14, 2017
KimberlyWest:
;DEvajael has come again cheesy

Let me just mention few.

When I don't feel like writing all I have to do is look for a really boring movie with not so good storyline. While watching it, I do my own personal criticism like what should be here, what should happen after this scene, if I were the writer. From then I can just pick my phone and begin typing the stuffs going on in my head.

When I'm angry and I'm supposed to write, I listen to good music, before picking up my phone.

When these two doesn't work, I simply go online and read something related to what I want to write about.

grin If all the above doesn't work I simply relax and enjoy a nice Korean movie.
smiley
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 8:17am On Dec 14, 2017
EvaJael:
It's my turn to spill.
When I want to write, I simply talk to my best friend. He knows I write. I simply go to look for trouble and unconsciously he says stuff that opens my springs of inspiration. I quickly move to my laptop and start typing away. When we fight, wahala don land be that. Kayo80 understands.
Sometimes, I watch a new movie to get inspiration. Recently, I discovered that very soft music works for me too. Gives me a really clear head to dowmload. When I feel like I can't press on anymore, I talk to writers. Kayo80 and cbella are always there. We connect very easily and soon my heavy burden is lifted. Divepen1 and Larrysun have been super help to me too. KimberlyWest joined the crew recently along with a few writers I know outside nairaland.
Some months ago, I used to play Zuma's Revenge to get in the mood too. Lol! I know it's childish but a girl has got to find inspiration somewhere.
Still waiting to hear more from you guys.
Nice one.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 6:57pm On Dec 13, 2017
AryEmber:
Na Yanni and Enya fit do the magic oh! Plus I fantasize about how I'm going to bang my future husband, simple!
Nice! Thanks for the honest comment.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 6:57pm On Dec 13, 2017
Missnande:
Good one @kayo80. For some reason the same method doesn't work for me twice so it's kind of a struggle finding a new muse for each story,but I learn to cope.
Okay. But can you name some methods that wo keep for you in the past?
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 6:56pm On Dec 13, 2017
Jadedgrace98:
really getting inspiration, well I try reading other stories I have written, or perhaps someone else has or I draw from my experiences. Or I just pray.
Cool.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 1:31pm On Dec 13, 2017
EvaJael:
Lol funny way to ask. I want to hear from people too so lemme call on
Souloho19
Paulaspearz
Jadedgrace98
Aryember
Rachealfst
Chumzypinky
Kimberlywest
Cbella
Meneski
Theblessedman
OluwabuqqyYOLO
Frankline461
Chukswrites
Gracile
Lilyjoe567
Thanks for doing this. I was actually coming back to mention some people till I saw your comment.

Let me mention a few more...

Fiyah
SheWrites
Bibijay123
repogirl
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 1:29pm On Dec 13, 2017
meneski:
So this is me Meneski saying the truth here.
First i love fantasy movies set in Medieval times, i really get inspired from such movies.


Were the movies aint around, the alternative is palm wine or a little weed and am scribing till infinity.
Nice! Thanks for being honest with your comment.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 9:36am On Dec 13, 2017
CaptainChan:
hi guys, I'm Micheal and I'd love to be a writer like you guys but my problem is that I don't have any idea about literature, I've searched the internet to gain some ideas but Its not really helping. A friend introduced me to nairaland so I'm here to gain some ideas about writing

Please if you are interested in helping me out kindly reply me, God bless
I'm interested in helping and I am sure a lot of people here will also help you. But first, tell me why you want to be a writer.
LiteratureRe: 2017-2018 Chatbox by kayo80(m): 9:26am On Dec 13, 2017
Hey guys, on a lighter note, let's talk about how our writing process goes. Do you take anything for ginger/inspiration? wink You know, sometimes when you have writers block and you just have to write, do you take anything or do anything to get your creative juices flowing.

I believe at least 80% of us here are adults, so let's not be shy. smiley. I know some writers listen to music, some take alcohol, some smoke something (you know that thing), some have sex or think about sex, some draw energy from memories of a breakup or a sad event in their lives, some get driven by the thought of money and fame at the end of the line, some watch movies in the genre they write in, etc.. What is your own source of inspiration for writing?


So, let me go first. I have noticed that for me, when I write while sipping a bottle of Legend Stout, I write FASTER and I am more creative. Ideas just keep flowing in and I never get blocked. Hey, this is me o! We are all different and live different lives. So, it might not be the same for you. And please don't judge me if you don't drink alcohol.

The second thing I do is watch lots of American Romance comedies. I get lots of ideas for stories from watching those movies, and I also get this strong urge to write.

So, guys, let's hear from you...what is your writing process like? Do you take or do anything to enhance your writing.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 3:50pm On Dec 12, 2017
twosquare:
Amazon is a no-no-no...the 20 or 30% tax after Amazon's cut spoiled everything...Just avoid any US company.
I swear. The thing is so freaking frustrating.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2017
twosquare:
It is not part of their habits to read such books...mostly indigenous movies. Also, the western world has developed their reading culture over time. We don't have it here, or we kind of lost it during the 80s when there was massive brain drain during economic downturns Nigeria went through...In the 60s, you will mostly hear about the Onitsha market Literature, even during the oil boom...the market literature was okay, chapbooks or story pamphlets were in vogue...authors like Cyprian Ekwensi started that way. But from the 80s down to this moment...things went down with speed, the love for books/stories too...movies took over...home videos...assuming it was sustained till then, we would have had an active ebook market like South Africa (although it is still not impressive but manageable). Then literacy is part of it...how many people know much about Amazon, Kobo, etc. to get ebooks (even the word ebook). Many can't even operate an android efficiently to access Newspaper apps.

There is something known as Popular Culture in Literature (students/graduates will know what I'm saying). Even those you said are "earning well," you know not all are 'posh,' 'Behind,' etc...We have folks, not in the white collar jobs, suit up, blah blah earning well also more than the ones in the 'Behind' categories...some are educated, some aren't. Poverty is not the general excuse, just part of the causative elements that are hindering the market literature in Nigeria & Africa. Re-orientation is needed....and the popular culture now in vogue is Blogging where people read stories paid or free online...some here are yet to inculcate the habit of reading books via electronics...they prefer that feel...you know....even last two months or so, a lot in the US, UK and Canada bought more paperbacks than ebooks by a slight difference.

Most people read because it was made compulsory for them in schools, their discipline or academics...apart from that....people are pursuing money (even the young ones, fresh cool-headed)...what they use to relax are movies...no time to sit and read books...
Hmm! OK.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 2:51pm On Dec 12, 2017
sinceraconcept:
you're absolutely right. we like few things in Nigeria. I can't buy a Nigerian book when I could download lots of John Grisham,Chetan Bhagat,Stephen King free of charge
Lol!
LiteratureRe: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by kayo80(m): 2:11pm On Dec 12, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Kayo80, please come read my story and show me some tips(corrections where needed). Your 10 years of writing experience nor be beans o. I hail!
smiley. I will check it out when I am free.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 2:07pm On Dec 12, 2017
itsandi:
How about Sonyinka and his comtemporaries?
All those you speak of are not more than 5, and they all had support from UK and America. Go and read about their history.
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LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
EvaJael:
What annoys me eh is when they finish reading your story free, somebody will still turn around and plagiarise. Haba!
The same plagiarist will come here and be ranting how poor our books are
The thing frustrates a lot.
Exactly! So true.
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LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 1:03pm On Dec 12, 2017
itsandi:
How will there be when writers are posting their writings for free on Facebook and other platforms? sad
Even before people started doing that there were no millionaire authors.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2017
einsteine:
No, a pen name.

She writes Christian romance. She makes most of her royalties through the select programme. I think it's about the niche and the willingness to do paid marketing.
Now I understand. She uses a pen name. I have friends who make a couple of thousands of dollars monthly writing with a pen name. It is easier to sell books with a foreign pen name. I want to do that with a Nigerian name.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 12:57pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackops:
its just a pity Nigerians do not read. I volunteer with an NGO that promotes literacy. if I should tell you what we pass through SMH. you will not believe it. How do you expect a society that does not cherish reading to buy books. Authors will only sell if people buy abi...
Okay. True.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 12:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackops:
Guy... those guys have lots of foreign sponsors, when you look at Nigerians who have won prizes in Nigeria they tend to move abroad in their later years. infact African writer series is been packaged from abroad. I mean there are some select few who would rather write for the foreign market than Nigerian market because they will sell better there.
I know all that. But there should be a way to change the dynamics of things.
LiteratureRe: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 12:42pm On Dec 12, 2017
sinceraconcept:
Foreigners can lie so much. which millionaire is marrying a girl that's not rich? the rich marries the rich especially this our present generation
Lol! I guess that's why it is "fiction"...something that some people fantasize about.

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