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Politics / Re: #IStandWithBuhari: Pro-Buhari Rally Holds In Lagos Today (Photos) by kayspax(m): 3:49pm On Feb 16, 2017
Make them keep standing.. Who standing EPP grin
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Religion / Re: South African Pastor Feeds Church Members Engine Oil (photos) by kayspax(m): 9:31am On Jan 18, 2017
imagine this people are so gullible, later them go dey open their mouth and be disrespecting us Nigerians just like that silly spoilt boy Mr Eazi of Ghana..NAija above all!
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia & Her Daughter, Teesa Williams As Beauty Queens (Side By Side Pic) by kayspax(m): 4:43pm On Jan 17, 2017
the mother looks better grin

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Investment / Re: MMM: If The Scheme Is Not Living On Debt, Then Where Are The Monies Stucked In? by kayspax(m): 11:55am On Jan 17, 2017
But wetin be ur problem with MMM? na ur father money we put ? better be careful, NAIRALAND was made popular because of the traffic we the users generate, but if by now u feel u r siting on top of the world and can throw sheet at us users of ur platform and be so insesitive, then NAIRALAND days are numbered. [color=#990000][/color] angry

Foreign Affairs / Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by kayspax(m): 1:23pm On Jul 08, 2015
please increase the AC abeg... grin grin grin grin grin jokers
Phones / Re: NITEL CARD: Have You Seen This Before? (pic) by kayspax(m): 12:47pm On Jul 08, 2015
we keep it in the freezer to reload credit automatically n reuse grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by kayspax(m): 11:55am On May 26, 2015
na wa o , na so u like fairly used goods reach? ladies in thirties are humbled cus of several experiences of heart break (several knacking and dumping) grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye's N700k Gold Diamond Wristwatch From Her Millionaire Secret Lover by kayspax(m): 11:39am On May 26, 2015
This watch borku for street in Ikeja or behind Mandilas for Lagos island.. I'm not fooled by this media hype grin grin tongue tongue tongue

Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye's N700k Gold Diamond Wristwatch From Her Millionaire Secret Lover by kayspax(m): 11:36am On May 26, 2015
PervyByNature:
well this hungry dog is worth more dan 20mill of his personal hustle. I bet d sugar daddies you sell your rotten pussssy to wont be able to give u that much to brag with. Your 5k fee is enuf for u. Go pull that condom outta ur slacked cuntt. Cheap 5k olosho.

whats wrong with the two of you? oya make una come make we do party, obviously y'all need some. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Obasanjo And Jimmy Carter by kayspax(m): 12:31pm On May 21, 2015
OBBY! e look handsome here o grin grin grin baba iyabo
Crime / Re: How I Escaped Being Kidnapped By "Police" In Lagos Today by kayspax(m): 12:28pm On May 21, 2015
kazmanbanjoko:
False story. Hw can police kidnap d person wey he suppose to protect.

guy e b like say u no dey Naija abi? #softKid angry

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Celebrities / Re: Is This The SAME Munachi Abii? by kayspax(m): 11:55am On May 21, 2015
c her voltron like shoulder part design grin grin

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Crime / Re: Photo of 60yr Old Pastor Arrested With Hard Drugs Worth N609m At Lagos Airport by kayspax(m): 10:05am On May 21, 2015
Man of Devil.. you ought to be caught in Indonesia.... grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked imagine the numerous drug he want to travel with, who does he thinking he is, " invisible man"? #SendHimToIndonesia angry angry shocked

Business / Re: How Can I Invest A N100,000 And Make Profit Without Working by kayspax(m): 9:27am On May 21, 2015
Akynzodeighbour:
God bless you, you have sense, dis is d most sensible post I've seen here

Pally this is a good idea but this riders aint loyal... u got to monitor them very very well. since u said u av a job , i dont think its a good idea since u wont av time to monitor them, or u pay the chairman of the park to help u do the monitoring

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Business / Re: How Can I Invest A N100,000 And Make Profit Without Working by kayspax(m): 9:24am On May 21, 2015
if u can bet on sport, especially soccer, sign up on BEt9ja and make returns on ur money in 90 minutes. Mind u don't bet out of sentiment o cool cool cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CRAZY Things You Did While Hunting For Job After NYSC by kayspax(m): 8:38am On May 21, 2015
MUST YOU WORK IN A BANK? BANKERS ARE COMPLAINING AND YOU WANT TO PUT UR HEAD IN THERE? PALLY GO TAKE THE 60k BALANCE BET ON SOCCER, JUVE vs BARCA Champ league final................. grin grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: How Access Bank Treated Us Unjustly by kayspax(m): 8:05am On May 21, 2015
Access bank are criminal , even their recruitment process for the core staff is hell! angry some times i wish this top mgt teams who make empty promises like this get punished #jungleJustice. OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry

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Religion / Re: Pastor Impregnates Married Woman & Her 2 Daughters During All-night Prayers by kayspax(m): 4:48pm On May 19, 2015
This is another scene of POWER ! ENTER o! video... , area! i hail una! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Nnpc Job Scam Alert! by kayspax(m): 3:42pm On May 19, 2015
shocked i received a call yesterday evening from an unknown number asking after my wellbeing with so much affection, my work and family. He later introduced himself as Engr. Daniel Uzo working at NNPC Phc.
That moment i realized he was a job scammer cuz i always receive such scam calls about doing contract together and sharing the profit 60/40. He went ahead to remind me where i served ,place of primary assignment, the company name and asked if i was retained after service (their usual routine)
In order to waste his credit i played along and told him i was not retained and i have since been looking for job.
He told me not to worry that God has remembered me today! ,he said NNPC is commencing recruitment next tomorrow but i should go and see one hr. person that he will direct me to, first thing tomorrow, so they can do a special test and interview for me which will exempt me from the general crowd of prospective employee, hence place me at advantage.
I played along by asking for the hr. person info. , at that point he dropped the call knowing fully well he has raised my curiosity. Anyway, i have this neighbor who work with a telecom company, he was there when i received the call, he eagerly gave me his fone to make call since he has excess credit, also the line can call out but cannot be called back. so i called the scammer and he continued with his sermon, to cut the long story short, he gave me the contact of the supposed NNPC hr. head at Kofo Abayomi in victoria island Lagos. He also instructed me to call immediately i dropped this call with him, i thank him profusely (playing along though) and call the HR madam ,she didn’t pick my several calls, I’m sure it was a calculated move to make me more desperate.

Dear Nairalnders pls share the story.. be aware and don’t fall victim for this miscreants, cuz a lot of youths has been duped, raped, killed and used for rituals by this damned souls.
Below are their details:
Engineer Daniel Uzo @ NNPC PHC. (09091842426) ---- scammer 1
Deaconess Janet ,hr. head, NNPC kofo Abayomi V.I Lagos (08035573817)....scammer 2
Anyone with useful police contact should revert so we can expose these criminals.
shocked

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo's Wife Reacts To Buhari's Planned Probe Of Missing $20bn by kayspax(m): 1:02pm On Apr 27, 2015
wachakuta:
shepopotamus....
O BOY NA D FIT DESCRIPTION BE THAT.. LIKE WIFE LIKE HUSBAND.. THE GUILTY ARE ALWAYS AFRAID..#PrisonAwaitYou

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback: See Faze And Niyola Before Fame by kayspax(m): 5:23pm On Apr 24, 2015
ludamix:
Pictured below are Faze of Plantashun Boiz and Nigerian singer and songwriter, Eniola Akinbo, professionally known by her stage name Niyola, years back when the "things were not equal". Now both have risen to be famous and wealthy


https://instagram.com/p/1z57vby3nF/

Sun dey sammer dem oo.. chai... owu na bad thing shocked grin
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Shares A Photo Of Himself 'floating' In Water'-read His Comment by kayspax(m): 1:50pm On Apr 22, 2015
see hin breast . fat Mofo! e b like Hippopotamus! grin grin grin grin grin grin[/color][color=#990000]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pushcv Stage 3: Who Passed & Who Got Disqualified? by kayspax(m): 10:23am On Apr 16, 2015
Martins301:
Logged into my pushcv account this morning to find the message that I have been disqualified for scoring 55% as againt the cut off mark of 60%. Since the marked test wasn't given to me, its difficult for me to determine which questions I passed and which I failed to have gotten that ridiculous score cos the questions weren't that brain racking for me.

So who else has passed this stage 3 and with what score?

N.B: I submitted my own CV. I didn't pay for theirs. Just chipping this in to check if there is any correlation between paying for the CV and passing the stage. Do endeavor to indicate so.

Olodo Rabata... grin grin grin i scored 85% and i submitted my own cv too cuz i no gwt 1k to give away
Romance / Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by kayspax(m): 3:19pm On Apr 02, 2015
I WISH I NEVER READ THIS STORY OF YOURS.. angry GIBBERISH
Education / Re: Some Things You Will Surely Find In Male Hostels. by kayspax(m): 6:54pm On Feb 20, 2015
zick19:
1 Bagco bags for garri
As we all know, G-flakes is the fastest food for we guys, we gast load the room with bags of garri so as to increase our chances of survival...

2 Football, whot and dice
As we all know that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, guys need to catch fun at times, therefore, all these are needed to catch the funs smiley

3 Atleast 4 lamps in a room
As i said before, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but also All play and no work makes Jack a foolis.h boy

4 Spoons up and down
I know guys can't deny this, even if you check some guys pockets, you will see spoon, this is usually useful when you want to scavenge.

5 Nylons of tomato paste and grinded pepper
As you all know that concoction rice is our best food in the hostel, we need these ingredients so as to make it more reddish and look like jollof rice.

6 Surebet, 9jabet, Bet9ja, 360bets tickets
We don't need to call home everytime we need money tho, so guys deduce this means so as to support at times, if ticket chop, thank God, if ticket no chop, na to go forecast again.

7 packets of condom
you will only find this at the secret places in the hostels.... don't lemme list the place here before babes starts doing sanitations whenever they come to our hostel.

8 Guys walking naked out of the bathrooms after bathing
If i hear say me sef no dey do am, 70% of the guys are guilty of this.....


Add yours
#zick_diqsaw




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Food / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by kayspax(m): 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2015
the banbialas are common in the north o, they rush ur left over as soon as u dip hand to wash off , if care is not taken if at all u mistakenly stand up or shift from ur food dem go move am.

@ yesh
abeg where be dis joint wey u post the pix, Shitta ? or Amala FIRS for Ijesha Surulere
Rap Battles / Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by kayspax(m): 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2014
nice one... these gives me chills.. i'm coming up with my dope too...

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