₦airaland Forum

nnadychuks:
Nawao this watermelon woman Neva still come self

kizyalex10:
I rather be called a man who showcases hiss physical strength on his woman than to be known as a man who is ridicled by a woman.Nonsense,well am always praying to God to give me a wife that is jst good.because most women,90percent re no different from goats,some even goats re better.some woman can use thier mouth nd make u commit suicide.even actions.so I should die for her to be dat perfect gentle man,or jst to give her a manual reset nd take her to the hospital if d symptom of deafness persist after 3 days.rubbish

TANTUMERGO007:
the m a d man just woke up

TANTUMERGO007:
the m a d man just woke up

leke12:
The only tribe that can withstand fulani brutality is the yorubas. Both have fought countless and bloody wars in the past, even the so called tough hausas have been conquered by the fulanis. Let the south work together to stop thsee terrorists.

muyikutkene:
From what I see today in Nigeria I am very certain that Muslims would not need to use a violent jihad to islamize Nigeria. CHRISTIANS themselves will be used by Muslims to islamize Nigeria. Afterwards the Muslims will turn against the Christians that helped them. These are the type Muslims call the useful idiots.
Just ask yourself how Muslim nations became Islamic nations? Is there any record of them doing evangelical work? Did they tell people about how wonderful their prophet Mohammed is? How he raped women? How he beheaded nine hundred Jews in one day? How he had sex with a nine year old girl? How he was demon possessed for one year? How he could not perform a miracle? How he is a prophet without a prophecy? How he sold slaves for weapons of war?
If MUSLIMS did not do evangelism how come there are 58 nations of the world Who say they are ISLAMIC countries? Including countries that used to be Christian countries.
They used greedy pastors and stupid Christians. The ones they call the USEFUL IDIOTS. The Bible says, when men slept.....
These same CHRISTIANS were the ones that told us the elections had nothing to do with religion.
***News flash! Buhari just registered Nigeria in the Islamic coalition against terrorism led by Saudi Arabia. The very same Saudi Arabia that is the chief sponsor of Islamic terrorism.
***Newsflash! The first major conference buhari would bring to Nigeria is the INTERNATIONAL ISLAMIC CONFERENCE . A conference that pastor vice president cannot attend. While 'clueless' GEJ was convening INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC CONFERENCE at a time of plenty Buhari is convening ISLAMIC CONFERENCE at a time of economic crisis. Now you see where his priority lies.
***Newsflash! Muslims are now using El Rufai Kaduna as a test case to see how they can stop CHRISTIANS from preaching the gospel not even for you to listen to a gospel message in your car. Who knows they may even ban gospel music.
***Newsflash! Other northern states are copying Mr El Rufai's law.
***Newsflash! Fulani herdsmen are sacking Christian villages in the north.
***Newsflash! Ambode sealed over twenty churches in Lagos for noise pollution. Not one Allah Akbar morning yelling mosque was sealed. Ambode is supposed to be a Christian remember? What do Muslims call them again?? Something like useful....
***Newsflash! The chapel at Aso Rock has been shut down and guess who had to explain to CHRISTIANS? Yeah our very own Pastor vice president. Again another I have fact the major very useful..... Who they used to get the Christian votes.
***Newsflash! The only minister to have died under Buhari happens to be a Christian Apologist. I mean a strong defender of the gospel of Jesus. Somehow all the safety features in the car suddenly stopped working. Not one airbag deployed. Remember this is a federal minister riding in a very expensive car fitted with the best safety features. Did I also mention that the driver did not die? He was strong enough to pull out the body of the minister. Issokay.
I hear many Christians say it is impossible to islamize Nigeria. Question is, If they try it today will you pick up arms? What are you doing to make sure it does not happen?
Make No Mistake pls, this message is shared as received. Keep sharing to raise everyone's awareness.

sukkot:
his wife always looks unhappy

ferabam:
And so the witch hunt continues

Freiden:
Fulanis agaiiiiiiin!!! I smell civil war around the corner

So far igbos have disappointed me...I always thought they are the bravest...

Vinshu:
Why can't guys spend on a woman without expecting anything in return?

Vinshu:
Why can't guys spend on a woman without expecting anything in return?

AdeOluwaTomiwa:
She isn't really my girlfriend, should I say crush or friend or something..

She's someone I adore alot back then in school but I never spoke to her about it because I'm not a comfortable person when it comes to girls matter,I choose money over girls,,,I'm either scared or shy,but yeah I dont do boys you can try me by bringing your girl to me she might not even go back to you,so do not try this.


Okay she walked up to me one day at my crib asking for an iPhone 6 charger saying "I forgot it in my cousin's house and I was like I dont use an iPhone maybe if she needs an Android charger she can drop by,and she smiled and left..

Since then she started greeting me because we were never on talking terms until that " boro boro day",she then visited me on that fateful day and didn't even knock on the door and she just came into my house,I was on boxers and my six packs were clear and shinning because I just had my bath,and I was looking fresh and fly,it was a coincidence that day,it seemed like I prepared for her arrival but I never knew she would even drop by..


She saw me and was like "wow" I never knew you were this hot,I smiled we were just talking then I stood up to give her a five alive drink and we got talking more and more.

So after a while she took my new tecno boom j8 and was taking pictures with it,I was almost angry because we roll in a "no light zone" so she was just wasting my battery for her own pleasure but I wasn't angry because my battery isn't a bad one.

At a point she started disturbing me with music like "work work by rihanna" I got tired and pissed because I only listen to music when I want to read or work, not when a girl is with me,I should be hitting her at that moment not her hitting my phone..


So she slept for a while on my couch and I was just there playing Enemy Strike on another couch,and I think the BED BUG bit her on her lap,she wore a bumpshot you know and it was easy to get bitten,she said "ouch" she checked out for the stuff and couldn't find a thing and she returned to her former position..


I wanst even bothered or moved a bit,her thing just wasn't my business at that moment,My business was to win that game!!

I think 5 of those little creatures came and surrounded her and bit her again and this time she had to stand up and point her iPhone torch on the chair and when she saw them she screamed and was like "whats this nah" at that time, I rose and I went to meet her and I sprayed them with fleet and at that time she was almost leaving ,I begged and begged promising to dispose those chairs away but she refused to visit me again or even allow me to visit her because she thinks I'll bring bed bugs to her house even if I iron my clothed before leaving that it would infest her crib too..


That was how I lost her Please oh,how can I kill the bed bug in my house, their infestation is getting too much and unbearable..My whole house is in trouble!

I was almost asking her out self and now I can't!!Please EPP oh

Vinshu:
Well, you have a point though.

Mologi:
I want to be sharper than this guy....na otedola pikin go born for me.


Then i will say...

Mo ti ri iyawo oooo


But now...


Mo n wa iyawo ooo

anuma1:
ndi ala ndi ala

Missbizy:
This thing called pride is really bad. I'm that kind of person too dt does not forgive easily especially towards my bf. The last fight we had i didnt pick his calls for 2wks without knowing he was on sick bed, I felt so ashamed of myself. This story really touched me

wilybebsy:
Pipu get money to waste sha..

Aremu01:
Thank God
For those of you saying bad things and speculating she was with a man in the previous thread,
Heaven is watching you.

akphrat:
So na after 1 (pasuma) dey f--c--k. am nt sure sha bt dats d rumour we heard