₦airaland Forum

fitzmayowa:
143 x 72 = 10296 virgins, chai na how many virgins wan remain for heaven now...

The fools frm igumale will alwayz b rligious sentiment...

I see notin 2 compare hia,coz 4 d GEJ pix i saw bunch of thieves hailing dia master! While d Buhari pix shows innocnt nigeria hailing d person dat wl com nd fight 4 dia right!

Ya Allah hav mercy on us,4giv us 4 our wrong deeds.Amin

Keep on making comments,shouting,bt @ last d vote wl tak place btw gmb & gej !

Nairaland! Nairaland! Nairaland! Hw many time did i cald u,Ans=3, ur front page are anoying dis dayz!

ernecy:
lol!!. ;Di think its not ryt for you to insult people unnecessarily, if you cant counter his argument, i dont see the need for u to peddle insult. lets conduct ourselves maturely. Happy New Year..
but u sabi yab o!!! chai!!!!

Dis not an insult,is just d TRUTH y would som1 tin lyk dis ehn!

ernecy:
lol!!. ;Di think its not ryt for you to insult people unnecessarily, if you cant counter his argument, i dont see the need for u to peddle insult. lets conduct ourselves maturely. Happy New Year..
but u sabi yab o!!! chai!!!!

Dis not an insult,is just d TRUTH y would som1 tin lyk dis ehn...

tit:
it is only a foolish person that will donate money to person who wants to earn more money than even our overpaid senators get!
cant they use the money to buy milk for their children?
anybody trying to get this scratch card is either a thief or a mugun!
this is how poor people make themselves poorer by donating their money to people richer than they are.

U tink just lyk ur name... TIT!!!

O Boy! See nose...

Dis is bullshit! watz d essence of statn tinz lyk dis,even though is a lie cant we jst keep shut since is 4 d gud!!!

Dis is bullshit! watz d essence of statn tinz lyk dis,even though is a lie cant we jst keep shut since is 4 d gud!

We hope d promises will b fulfild! Hpy new yr nigerians...

Water... Best option!

Op u only list d once u know!

U could hav writen d speech in er own tongue,its wld hav b more interstn...

U can jst guess d 12 digit nd get it correctly,is done by using statistical software

Jazakallahu Khairan...

And so... wetin concern us,yobo because 9ja carry nation cup nd women CAF,na cup we go eat 4 nigeria afteral 9ja no qualify 4 2015 natn cup ptwss... Nairaland u guyz too shld knw d kind of topics u wl b putin on front page!

My questn wl go lyk dis 2 any of them: ur mum jst won 2million MTN promo,where is d way 2 ur house twins...

Pray b4 u slip nd try 2 erase dat thought ön ur mind

Is dis lady rily fair n complexn! Bleachn stuff on actiön...

Who are d boko haram? nd wat is rily dia aim? datz is wat a thinkable prson shld b asking his/herself because BH is more dan wat we tink!

Slonge2:
Now I belive the saying "karma is a b!tch". Just as usman danfodio used his sword to drive islam through, his actions have now boomeranged and his sword has turned against him.

The same way they have been killing christians and celebrating their despicable act of massacre, they are now at the receiving end of the divide.

mark you a gud muslim who follow qur'an nd sunna wl neva b happy 4 killn innocent xtian bt am sure lukn at ur commnt u're happy 4 wat hapn in d mosque! Is dat wat u're thought in church? Or u're amöng d evil minded?

temitemi1:
In ur writting u said destroyed like twice or more, so the history has been broken since they started destroying n rebuilding, so I guess this is also one of destroyed u made mention earlier. God bless Nigeria!!

pple wl neva tink d same!

Lordabas:





I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months.
I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi,
my mouth got dried
my mind went blank
I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened...




My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart




With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off


** That was the last time i saw that girl **

O boy! So u fart! Lolz

Let's not 4get dat jonathan rmove subsidy 2 transform 9ja into small london,bt let me tell u jona have not done 30% of d promise he made,so nobody wl deceive us wt chikini project we knw wat rmoval of subsidy worth!

OP dis 1 na Erinmore!!!

Up up up Garions sulphate... HURRAY!!! I pledge 2 student power(SP)

Luvin a gal witout having d intentn of sleepn wit er is a sign of true luv

Idoko619:
Dnt Rili knw abt dat...bt interms of salary payment d state is ok wt dat.

If dia payment is OK we can endure with other situatns

Idoko619:
D sun is nt wat to talk abt...dat one na story 4 d gods...as at d time of ds writing I jst trek bk frm skul(na serious injury tym we dey hia oo) bt tnkGod 4 dat no1 kunu woman in felele, I bet wen u get to loja u will luk 4 her.... She is d rison y trekin has bcom a tin of no stress. All u v to do is trek bk nd jst walk dere straight nd down lyk 2 rubber nd I bet u will fget u jst treked.... I remember a status den on 2go dat "d joni frm lokoja to hell Is trekable" it was wen I get to lokoja dat I confirmed it...ds writin is nt to scare u bt 2 get ursef prepared 4 ur joni to mini-hell. Dey r few material dat u must I repeat u must cm along wt or else u v d winsh in ur village to blame.
1 A generating set...its almost compulsry as u r nt goin to remember if electricity stl exist in nigeria.
2 A fridge... I rili dnt v much to say abt dat as my descriptn of d sun abv has said it all.
3 AC (optnal) bt a stndin fan is as compulsry as ur nysc I'd card..leave ur testimony till u get hia.
4 Umbrella( mstly 4 d full nd half abinos nd dos our colour changer(una knw una sef) cause u wil deifinatly v walk in d sun some day.
5 Touch light( I usually refer to it as whr dere is no nepa) ds is 4 d sake of days u wil v to trek at nyt or u run out of fuel. Be warned.
6 Nokia touch lyt wit an extra ba3 nd a power bank dats if u want to stl b connected wt ur relative..doubt nd c.
7 All d ntwk sim cards...as am typin my mtn sim card has bin dwn wtout ntwk 4 lyk 2wiks nw. Odas r jst waitn 4 mtn to cm bk b4 dey strt deirs...b warned.
8 budget ur 10bucks 4 pure water nd 100-120 4 a bag...our biznez ppl d vex hia ooo.

Ds r jst d few I can review d rest na experienc go teach una.... Nd 4 d bois dat flex dnt wori too much d condtn is nt as bad. Our gels no too d form nd worse stl una fit track me....finally my warnin goes to all ds gel wey d cm form, our men hia d vex oo...no allow dem mean u o.

I hope u wil setle dwn nd try to understnd my writing...am nt a writer I jst decide to tk my tym nd put ds tgeda....gudluck nd wlcm to d confluence state of KOGI.

Guy hw is d payment of state government?

Am serving in kogi.My question is...will d state conduct INEC registratn if NO i shld beta redeploy sharp sharp... because me am after money o