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Qutyjoice:
Av you forgotten we're fwends? which one be that now? Hian!

No vex Abeg. It could have been better understood if you were male to have a first hand experience, then you will know what I'm talking about.

But just a clue, ever seen a drunkered staggering along a road side

Do you think at that moment, He actually knew what he was doing perfectly

So patience it is that is required for him to sleep, get relaxed, wake up and you would see him as a perfect gentleman again

So, Oyehomie is the original perfect gentleman while Oyehomz1 is the staggering man not because he is drunk anyway, but because he is presently in a cell!

Oyehomz1:
Capital yes as to be ma wife?

So DTOBS don see b4 him talk him own.

Wetin be your 'hope' b4

terrymason:
I just dey laugh 4 ya!

Laughter is life Brother

SC31:

Come, so you dey eavesdrop on my discussion with Olasum ba
Oya come give me the answer to the question wey I asked you earlier.

*whispering* In case you don't know, na wetin I go do that your tongue b dis

terrymason:
hahahaha! Guy person never chop since moni ni cux am! Na my last strength I dey tk type so!

No wahala but Abeg closing our don do ooo. Make you go get something for your Tommy oo atleast you have automatically turn the day to a 001 ooo which is still better than a more dangerous and risky 000 fa.

Fraih, pls help diversify your writing skills to your professional calling of CARING FOR OUR TOMMY oo and I can drag my wife and DG NAFDAC-dhupsy into complementing you on that aspect oo because she is also certified

Olasum:
someone else is doing that already

Yes I knew that already ever since you ran away only to come back and deny asking me when where you involved with me

DTOBS:
And that's where you will be for life cos u've successfully friendzone yourself niyen


Quitycin(sorry I misspelt that), Me know ya style ooo and I want to save my brother. Give him a YES/NO answer and let us know the next thing to do

See this Man ooo. Well, I know blame you sha because you na farmer wey be say 18 out of 24 hrs every day, na inside farm you dey dey think of your fingerlings, herds of cow, poultry, snail, goats and fruits farm.

Oyehomz1, Every journey begins with a step and I believe you saw the reply I gave to Nathoneal over his comment on me being the more PIOUS and my humility clause concept as a reply,

And I also gave a prophesy about..............

Don't worry be happy because I know that DTOBS was joking when he said he approached a Lady by his way and she instantly gave him a YES answer.

Though he didn't say that directly but I'm just infering from the above ni oo

ROTFL
terrymason! e b like say that head Pan load of sand, cement and gravels wey you dey carry for site don turn you upside down ba?

Na me you dey refer to as k2039 hahahaha

Qutyjoice:
You must be a lover of female hairstyle.

Is it only hairstyle? Look my faith encourages it and more for effective bonding even till eternity just like as being expressed below

jubrealguy:
first, she no sabi me........now, I'm not just getting 4 plastics of baby oku, now na tripping things, Abbeyunique2, LogoDWhiz, fraiser....abeg, where the most expensive place for this city dey, I wan go set one kind expensive record for there wit this beautiful woman

Yes nauw! You no know say there is nothing like p square at the moment again? So they can't be the ones singing

E get as e dey do mi do mi

Do mi I do you, God no go vex, Man no go vex

And that coming from a sweet and delightful beautiful lady like you address her is mouth watery

And hmmmn my Olasum is coming back with a bang!

Olasum:
You too like Woman sha, Woman rapper

Yes woman wrapper, my most cherished name.

If I don't give you all the needed radiance and elegance by virtue of covering you up and giving you the desired African touch of outlook, WHO WILL

Qutyjoice:
Don't mind em jawie, by the way your Yoruba language is strong o, I keep reading and reading(I don't understand still)....Best lady jor, olodo.

Enhen na dar Best lady thing make am enter cell under arrest by the marriage and event planner's committee of NL to think dat he was passing a message across without bookings.

Hence my reference in the language to mean he is suffering for an offence he didn't commit in the police cell named BAN

Qutyjoice:
Help!!! I sed I'm still young for love

Simple! You don't need to be saying much but just simple gestures that would drive him crazy are enough like you just did

However, he is like me dat loves and fancy everything attached to the f gender like you are and if you can rock One of the below that would make you look more radiant as a gorgeous Golden Citizen that you are would the required dose of medication from you

SC31:
well to save cost,to make you guys look young and cute,to allow cool breeze enter your scalp and so that your heads will be shining

Chai! CROBBOY don teach you alot oo.

Abeg confess say na yesterday wey you see me make you get the idea of what you are saying now

Henheeen. *whimpering* that reminds me, since yesterday, we have been unable to be in this position we are now. So, tell me,

*In a much more lower voice* what was your for

Oyehomz1:
Hhhiiiii..guys...ds is oyehomie oooo......i am banned frm replying any of ma mentions till 11:45 pm today...
Cc
Amodu
Kbs468...wettn be ma offence again o
Spixytinxy
Qutyjoice...Seriously, hw du u mean? Sooo, u re tellin m m not cutenenif for u?

Eya. No problem. Don't worry be happy. As being in that cell would certainly make you become better and stronger than before.

Do not take Qutyjoice for her words oo.

Oya Qutyjoice, you see now, otin je iya ti ko ye koje all because you mentioned that you wanna be Best Bride friend abi how you take put am sef.

Would you Care to visit him in that cell through this window opening

mancheeutd:
Pls will this work cos I really need to go for the programme if not can u pls link me up with anybody that can help b4 it's too late

That can only work if you have a WAEC or NABTEB certificate that has a DOB less than 30yrs.

If otherwise or you have a NECO cert, One Taeewo once posted the below here during the time we clamoured for real and genuine information in order not to cause chaos and unnecessary agitation in our minds.

I would also want to take him for his words

Olasum:
sweetie, I am fine oo. You nko

Hmmmm. Inside my house? Well, you both are free to remained the famous and fiercely full fire filled funky fun flavoured flamboyantly flawless fabulously fulfilled fantastic frownless female and foremost fair enough family friends and not Oro Ogun aka Orogun

Fraih:
Ahhhh Fraiser!!!!!!! Bet why?
Rara o.
Common! Qutyjoice hasn't done anything wrong na, so far she has been a good girl. Kbs468, Oyehomie, Amodu, spixytinxy, Jubrealguy among others can attest to this.

Na you suppose think am well o

No doubt about your submission. Absolutely dear.

Like my wige-Spixytinxy said, May he has to device a Means of identifying how to relate at home perfectly rather than the garage joint combo induced by high degree of paraga intake.

Because he only flows well with BlizzydoDo at home than anyone else which is why Abbeyunique2 had accused him of haven eaten special efo riro

MemphisDepay:
Please how can I update my already un installed outdated Google Play Store?

Na Memory full message you dey get ba

greatestman:
Thanks...

Now here is a brief about your request.

1. Till November before the application form purchase would start

2. You will buy the form @ the rate of #15000

3. #300 Bank charge

4. The fees depend on the department and course

5. Science oriented programs are the most expensive

6. Measurement and Evaluation is also more or less classified as science

7. #89,000 and above is the expected fee with the variant addition to be indicated on the fee schedule.

8. Note that the above has nothing to do with in the program expenses like assignment, thesis, presentation, hand outs and personal up keep ooo.

Fraiser:
i no talk sey u b garage wife, bur na dia ur shop dey, som similarities dey dia na

See this Yet to be confirmed Hon. Minister oo. Na my wife you dey talk to like that Abi because Pressy say na Zero tolerance for corruption dey reign for Golden City way I come say make she go take charge of her business well well to avoid account paddling by her sales and boys?

Spixytinxy come oo, asiri ti tu loni. So na your money dey Carry am go your shop ooo. But we no go disgrace am because if we do, e fit go carry him mouth spoil your market oo.

So we go allow am to keep coming but you go come go secure your money collection mechanism instead

Yes Qutyjoice. This page is dedicated to you and alone because my school mistress thought me to read 1..........14 15.......and as you can see, this is page 1415 and your moniker counts immediately after mine on this page.

Thus, I am officially delegating my responsibility as the governor of this state to you.

So exercise your political power to your satisfaction.

Qutyjoice:
Yawn.....Too long to read......Tongueout

Hahahahaha. OK sorry I forgot you told me that you had your O and A level exams in Crowther City, so, you have no knowledge of WAEC, NECO or NABTEB requirements of 'In not more than 500 words' when writing exams else you would have known that my 95 words b4 can't even fetch me any pass mark, but the examiner would take note of the below to award my full score

greatestman:
M.Ed Measurement and Evaluation

OK copied! I will get back to you in earnest

Qutyjoice:
And he's feeling himself.....Yimu

Hahaaaaaa? Did I say I'm feeling that I am anything? I just replied that way ni oo so that all commentators would feel appreciated and get spurred on to do and give more applause to others as an aspect of fulfilment on their own part even because SOMETIMES NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ARE EASILY SPILLED OUT BUT USUALLY ENDS UP IN REGRET whereas POSITIVE AND COMPLIMENTRY THOUGHTS ARE NOT EASILY SUPPRESSED EITHER but more often than not, USUALLY ENDS UP WITH A FULL SATISFACTION, RELIEF, CONFIDENCE BOOSTING,........... let me just stop because everything points to the below

greatestman:
Why not responding to my mentions, I want to find out the cost of M. SC Measurement and Evaluation in your former school..

Oh I never knew about that. Sorry please.
You know that's one thing with me, I always tend to pick up my reaction from the immediate ones available on a particular page after posting mine nauw, so I missed out from the previous mentions until I got to visit my piled up list of mentions. Sorry once again.

Let me get you a concrete and valid estimate b4 mentioning you then.

What program again So that I would know how to go about it instead of searching for what you typed earlier.

jubrealguy:
Make dem dey oo........make soldiers no start to dey suspect u say u b shekau

Good morning fraih, fraiser and everyone wey i no know and wey no know me.

boboLIL........how has d ticket tearing been, no b only u my brother

Kbs468.........how many book u don write ds year

Abbeyunique2......... E don tey i see beckytee, abi she go maternity leave ni

Qutyjoice............ Shey u go follow me dey Osun come march 30 sha, cnt afford to be alone

Oyehiome............ NL wakawaka........u dey try

Hardie14..........shey u don sabi me cos u av to by force

Spixytinxy, missprudence, merikims, missoyin.............I see y'all in 7D

Drjoshua2000, ayosco2008, CROBBOY, bolagabriella......... I hail

Rukkyola.......... Malaria plus ds infringing heat, bad combo..... Sorry buh m sure sent4rina will b there for u

Memphisdepay, it's high time u lit up OLD TRAFFORD

LogoDWhiz...... Oga patapata, i hail u

If i no mention, no vex...... I just dey wake up, brain is still booting

Hmmn. I never write any book before ooo as time no even dey sef because Father further Maths had been keeping me busy ooo if you did further maths b4, you will know what I mean especially for me wey no even do d further maths b4 but to God b d glory.

May I should consider doing that really. Thanks all the same because I felt your question is a sign of acknowledging something in me that I'm not seeing just like several others like Fraih, Nathoneal and Oyehomie among others had one time or the other also drew my attention to which all in all summed up to being compliments

jubrealguy:
I guess I'm not alone, buh my fear b say i never rock am before make person no go look like one orisa

Just tell them Low skin and they know what to do

jubrealguy:
omoh! Na gorimapa fit do am ooo with better oil

Always my favorite anyday anytime but not too much to the skin floor by the way.

Qutyjoice:
Ya not okay I swear, I love No 4 sha....As per say I don rock something like that b4

OK good and it's because I couldn't find others oo.

In you don't know, I have been trained to Care exceedingly well for 'f's ooo.

See the mentality I've got from childhood below using my sisters to grind my claim into perfection before I grew up to know that God himself actually wants that from me and my fellow 'm' carrying gender just like Adam and Eve began it.

jubrealguy:
Walahi.......... Oloriburuku ni Nepa, see the kind plenty plenty things i don miss.

Abeg, shey barbers dey camp sha

For sure Na. Camp mami na mini world on it own oo. But might not be all anyway

MissOyin:
Amen thanks dearie

BTW: leave QutyJoicy alone fa. Ur 2 nd half wives z enough 4 u

Alright then.

Shey you no know when I told minister of Health-biotechshola that its the multiple wives I have that spur me on in the course of discharging my duties as the Attorney General and Minister of Information?

By the way, to show you how lovely I am and why everybody with 'f' gender classification should be longing for me,

Here is a comprehensive pix of the latest and befitting hair styles you should rock to camp considering the weather situation and it would even be better with your long hair. (I guess from the gele gengele position dat I am seeing)

MissOyin:
Lol noo dis one z mosquitoes causing malaria

Mogbo ti enikan nso pe: Oun ti aoje koje ki agbon.

Sorry, good morning and I believe your days and nights are gradually improving at the right pace and I pray that you sustain that momentum into full recovery in Jesus Name. Amen.

The above adage was actually in reference to my desire to get closer and closer to Qutyjoice as overwhelming my thoughts and made me not to say hi to you on time. Sorry as a fellow COYG , forgive me. Although your hubby-amodu has been proven beyond doubt the kind of man he is and how reliable a man he is