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boboLIL:
lmao dis man sef,,,u no well oh..

Abeg Abeg. Pls and Pls I go pray well well for you make your prediction come true to shame Shammak Own for una betting after I don well, well well.

Oya carry me go Hardie14 place because I hear say she sabi deliverance well well as amodu sef don confess am to all of us b4.

*Thinking within myself* Hey thank God ooo. Ashe na so you dey answer prayers. Me wey dey wait for Fraih to come help me talk to her make she come explain how my wives take be 2 and 1/2

boboLIL:
pls what's the spiritual angle to it?

Well, if you insist, ISLAM made me to understand that BETTING IS HARAM = BETTING IS FORBIDDEN. Although the Categorical word is GAMBLING.

And

I know say CHRISTIANITY too frowns seriously against GAMBLING.

Abi I lie? Golden Citizens #Haveyoursay

Atleast it's good we embrace Spirituality too since we are in the season of lent already I guess and RAMADAN is being gauged to be beginning from JUNE 19th or there about.

boboLIL:
u go flop like mourinho

Chelsea vs everton.... Draw

Chelsea vs psg......psg win/draw

Copied!

Shammak, it is clear now. No Cash involved!

Shammak:
Chelsea 1 PSG 0
Chelsea 2 Everton 1

cc kbs468

Copied!
But you sure say na verbal so?

Because bobolil na Omo wey I go tell say

KEDU MAKA AHIA? And him go answer : ODINMA

And na part of wetin him go get from him business make am say If I BE PASTOR, HIM NO GO ATTEND MY CHURCH OOO because he feel say my sermon fit run for 8 hours ooo

Shammak:
From the products of my ministry (gbogbo deliverance yen, everything was a hit back to back) which many people here can testify.. GOD SEF DEY GIVE ME THUMBS UP (wu u con be )

Evidence plenty.. From whatsapp group to Facebook group, twitter sef dey dere.. The ish dere con be say I no fit enter any of my accounts listed above.. I should have sent the screenshots in here...


Sometimes I wonder whether that Tosin guy ever wore that captain armband once talk less of 13 times which Jason Wilcox reported. I still prefer that Ihenacho to any other player in Simon Davies's squad.

pride they say goes b4 a fall!

I dey tell you to do miracle with testimony here in Golden City, you dey talk facebook, twitter and WhatsApp, WHY NOT IN YOUR CHURCH which is even more verifiable and authentic than wetin you mention So. Anybody even know your church name in this Golden City

Abi na Dchiefpriest's shrine be your headquarters

Shammak:
I'm always here bobolil

cc kbs468

If na Verbal Betting, then I go fit b d Judge, but if na Cash related bet, me I no fit involve oo because me I no dey do betting and I no fit advice person about am. I believe say it's a matter of choice since everyone knows the spiritual angle to it.

habib55:
Pls i really need una help...a married female friend of mine made a mistake during registration instead of married d cafe attendant selected single,pls d dar anytin that can be done 2 reverse dz.tnx

Let her try out the below contacts


Email Contact: nyscsupport@nysc.gov.ng,

nyscsupport@sidmach.com

info@nysc.gov.ng

Online Support: Please Call 08090493228

or 08090493229.


If by wednesday, No solution in sight, try
the below numbers presented as pictures

Or if she is in Lagos, let her go to SIDMACH

Or Nysc HQs in Abuja if you stay close to or in Abuja.

Else, she would have to try out her luck during camping by taking along all necessary documents as evidence for a redeployment accordingly.

If she didn't succeed, then it will be after 3 months in service that she would apply online for redeployment.

But wait, why didn't he asked her to proof-read b4 submitting?

Was it his first time of doing Nysc registration?

If No, why didn't he asked her if she is married or not b4 even embarking on the registration exercise?

Infact, WHAT STATE ARE YOU GUYS IN NOW? SO THAT YOU CAN GET THE NYSC STATE SECRETARIAT ADDRESS

Sent4rina:
up chelsea fc!

Even you Minister.

Up Chelsea with only
Fernando
Kolarov
Demichelis?

SC31:
No now that one is different

OK oooo. I Middlestand.

katerine7:
we feareth no one

Alright then. But let me ask you a personal question now.

In all fairness, Is JOSE MOURINHO to be blamed for the initial downturn in CHELSEA b4 now?

SC31:
Lol pls Dont mind him,I'm not interested in politics....at least both of us can't go into it

Haba! Madam Mrs CROBBOY. What of the Special Assistant to the president on women Affairs? Abi Golden City's president go dey lie again?

Shammak:
Been on the mountain... Praying for Chelsea especially Willian, Hazard, Costa, Cahill and Traore... Wetin con surprise me be say na dose people wey I pray for specially score d 5 goals..

BTW, I predicted the score before the start of the match... I predicted 5:1

Bobolil, Abeg see another Lonngmann here but popularly known as Shammak d fake prophet.

You just dey indict yourself everyday. Even ordinary pastors sef dey testimony section with evidence of the testimony ooo let alone prophets. Oya where your evidence say you predicted the scoreline?

The only positive thing from Man City today is

ADARA BI OYO = ADARABIOYO which is a fact!

Whether you consider the Town in Nigeria oo or you consider that Small Boy in the Heart of Man City Defence.

Armynu:
Meaning you once stayed in Jos ko?! Gaskiya you know the place though we now refer to it as old airport junction (but nasco for clarity and easy understanding).

Only 5 times visit oo when I was seeking admission into UNIVERSITY OF JOS, your Main Zone

katerine7:
where them dey, oya na, we are mouthed
cc

kbs468

Yes oooo congratulations.

But you shouldn't over celebrate oo because we all saw what happened.

Although I can't blame PELEGRINI because na my prayers God answered, see below as evidence.

Infact, make I talk to your sister small.

Oya, Fraih, can you see that I'm a better prophet than your hubby-shammak now?
Even though him na CHELSEA FAN too but he couldn't say anything b4 d match.

Oya, back to katerine7, you still get EVERTON to play AWAY FROM STANFORD BRIDGE next oo. And may be dey fit no use small small boys oo, but I will still do my prophetic job b4 d match OK.

MemphisDepay:
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You are very funny o. Where is you hazard and matic. ?


You berra concentrate on how you gonna beat city later today!


If you lose that match, I go bash u for here o.





Loooool!

For where? Any bashing wey you go give, no b me go get am oo

But e go good sef make you do d bashing so dat indirectly na 70% of our principal officers 4 Golden City u go dey refer to and I go like see how dey go react

In case you wan know, see d list below

LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Johndanny
Sent4rina
Amodu
Lonngmann
Katerine7
Prindu et al

But if you insist say na me you wan bash, then wait till Tuesday night or after Tuesday night

MemphisDepay:
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You are very funny o. Where is you hazard and matic. ?


You berra concentrate on how you gonna beat city later today!


If you lose that match, I go bash u for here o.





Loooool!

For where? Any bashing wey you go give, no b me go get am oo

But e go good sef make you d bashing so dat indirectly na 70% of our principal officers 4 Golden City u go dey refer to and I go like see how dey go react

Incase

justified10:
na shooting me dey support..

i watched some of Dia home games last season.

Wao. I'm far away, so I only monitor them via News items at my disposal ni oo

justified10:
lol, dat van gaal sabi break person heart..

I get local team wey I dey support for naija sha..

Though I also follow Eyimba and Kano pillars, but Awon Shooting Star (3SC) for life lemi naa.

justified10:
stop talking about UNITED, it breaks my heart each tym I realize what these Dutch men have done to d team.

talk to u about united next season...abeg

Eya. Pls don't be OK. Always remember ARSENAL in your thoughts once that Anger or annoyance comes up as Baba Awon Heart Breakers.

Besides, all of our craves for these foreign clubs are actually liabilities to us both emotionally and financially and we get nothing tangible in return because we are not share holders that earns and benefits everything.

So pls, we shouldn't let our fun catching experiences be over shadowed, over riddened and overwhelmed by any disappointment whatsoever.

MemphisDepay:
five days before you Go to camp, I guess.

MemphisDepay, No wonder Man United is not performing this season as you no dey play and instead of improving in training, you are busy looking at Rooney's picture and equally cajoling other young players like you into doing the same thing.

Abeg

VP Armynu
Justified10 and
Bobolil et al

Make una come see player wey una spend big money on top him head oooo

hardie14:
who is the kobalizer bayi ehn!!!
abeg no use ur apala spoil my hip hop oooo
spixytinxy dont mind her oooo. even if kbs468 use side eye look me na to help am pour pepper no make he look strait.

Yes! I like this! Truly you are not like Rukkyola dat is not man-ly enough but just chicken lady.

Though Fraih's case was different.

Now, back to you.

Atleast the pepper would make me dance Fuji dat I know you 1st knew about b4 admiring and liking Hip Hop since I can't actually look straight again with the pepper in my eyes.

That action of yours would incidentally or definitely draw you closer to me out of your kindness and as a sign of showing remorse over your initial action and in keeping with the SPIRITUAL WORD dat says LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF

And the NEIGHBORHOOD is 40 HOUSEHOLD TO THE EAST AND WEST, NORTH AND SOUTH of your abode wey me I know in one of our Faith inclination for not only in this Golden City Republic but the world over.

So, you get anything to talk again Because me I no go even cry or react violently sef out of the lesson I learnt from another SPIRITUAL WORD called FORGIVENESS

johndanny:
God de our side, i no loose hope cause d sky is Blue

Haaa! Hon Foreign Affairs Minister, na which of the foreign countries you go learn this parable from?

God is one oo and the sky is actually Blue,

Again, both Chelsea and Man City have blue as their colour, so whose side is God now

This is actually meant to put a smile on your face by the time you are done with church services today. Good morning and have a blessed day ahead like I pray for each and everyone of us.

paulbabu:
Good evening Gracelanders, GRACE, GRACE, GRACIAS, GRACIOUS and more GRACE to me & my fellow member of GRACELAND for believing in our awaiting President ( GREYCIOUS ) whose Moniker GREYCIOUS was reviewed and adopted for the christening of our beloved GRACELAND, this stands not just as a coincidence, but also a reflection of the capabilities, GRACE, inherent in the personality of the man, GREYCIOUS, as he remains instrumental towards the success of the 2016 Prospective Batch A thread ( Golden City Republic ), our amiable kbs468 is a testimony to this! shout out to him as well.
You see my people, let me reiterates this again, They might make loads and loads of promises, chants all sorts of praises, passes UNJUSTIFIABLE comments and remarks, I can do this, I will do that bla bla bla. Always have at handy that any FOOL can make promises, but only the WISE - FOOL ( Experienced FOOL ) make them happen. what distinguishes them here is just the Experience!
How can you entrust a man with no administrative experience as the GCFR of this Great land?!, where is (are) the Experience(s)?! could he have gained the rightful skills needed for leadership overnight?, HELL NO! he can only garnered the skills for empty promises overnight, that is reasonable to some good degrees. Experiences are garnered from actions taken in the past, and like they say actions act faster than words & mere promises. My President ( GREYCIOUS ) has vast experiences which cannot be overlooked,this does not only gives him the GRACE but also JUSTIFIES while he remained the best candidate for this position.
I REPEAT, only GREYCIOUS, and just GREYCIOUS can deliver what we really need!
Big thanks to Justified10 for approving the candidature of our President ( GREYCIOUS ) and a Round of Applause to my fellow members for taking your hard earned time to read through this!
#TeamGreycious #TeamGracias


Cc:
Kbs468
Greycious
Yorme
Ruthobaz
Shina101
Dreamcome2ru
Abbie25
Justified10
Paulbabu
Jamie1
chuxmyk
Chumaster

Hmmmmn. What can I say and how do I start?

Well, let me start by saying that I quite appreciate the profound recognition accorded me by all and sundry including the Grace-filled and justified Citizens, the political actors, that is talking about all the contestants and not forgetting the ELECTORAL COMMISSION headed by the able chaiman-Chumaster himself, but in line with the request for guidance towards achieving a sound and successfully conducted free and fair elections, I would advised that all mentioning of the Citizens of GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC should be limited to other citizens who could be your potential business partners in the future to having a stake now but excluding all principal Officers of Golden City Republic that includes

LogoDWhiz
Armynu
Greatestman
I Myself
Yanabasee
Sent4rina
Johndanny
Arcnomec
Biotechshola
Kuchikau
DTOBS
Amodu
Ojeifo12 among others for now as we constitute the Team of observers who wouldn't want to be accused of partisanship either directly or indirectly in the future since we don't want to be seen as pitching tent with any Camp So as to avoid corrupting the minds of all eligible voters who might be caught up in the web of indecision for now and thus would be watching from the background to see who the influencial personalities I listed above are indirectly vouching for through campaigns related mentions which in the end could cast doubt over any free and fair post election credibility claim by us or any other group who are also observing.

LITTLE REMINDER: Dreamcome2ru, pls I know how you feel and the passion you have for your dear Land but in an electoral atmosphere like we have now, either as a citizen or an active political stake holder, you don't react the way you did to our own DSP kuckikau even if he must have erred, you should have let us handle it in our own way because your statement actually indicted all of us too and whether you like it or not, your land is still freshly savoring the euphoria of Independence and indirectly, we could swing the pendulum against your interest BUT WE ARE MEN OF OUR WORDS, so nothing of such is gonna happen as I have given our words of A FREE, FAIR, JUST AND CREDIBLE ELECTION ALREADY AND IT STILL STANDS.

Once again, my regards to all GRACELANDERS and your foreign visitors.

cc
danemenike
Abbie25
justified10
Mohsaaf
armanni
toshino4real
kayusely
adebrave1
kennethokey
vikky014
Mcmooney
battoyyeb
deb26
Greycious
gabrielmorinho
pweetybhy
monniyi
Jamie1
sonymax16
abdurrazaq
Edemab
ChuxMyk
yorme
Taeewo
LauraNicky
Mcmooney
flimsy2
girlvyr
Lukema
rolaniyonu
HDT13
hadibaba
AnyiBest247
badmus306
Tracer
ruthobaz
Eduwalter
Misskaycee21
Coolduce91
Chibzu
Cashcard1
dnatz

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC.

chumaster:
Goodevening, Honourable Minister and Chief Justice sir. They say that when a reputable person speaks, the ear clean itself.
Your good works speaks for itself in the entire GC, you administer justice impartially and humanely while adhering to the laid down statute.

My promise is that this election shall be conducted freely and fairly, and that all citizens shall be carried along during the course of this election.

I want to use this medium to appeal to you and other distinguished leaders of GC to observe this election process and gives advice/recommendations where necessary.
Thanks
Cc
LogoDwhiz
Dtobs
justified10
Greycious
Abbie25
ruthobaz
et al

In response to your request, I'd say you are very much right on track with the positive right footing step moved forward with the release of the ELECTION TIME TABLE by the GEC under your leadership.

And the observation so craved for from us has began in Ernest, however, ONLY THE PRINCIPAL ACTORS, talking about the CONTESTANTS and ALL OTHER INTEREST GROUPS can raise dust over the timing arrangement which would now require our input if no amicable resolution is reached.

Well done and we are with you 100%

Shammak:
I am not listening... My phone is just displaying it for my eyes to see and send to my brain which will soon authorize my fingers to start typing

Haaaa! Fraih! It is getting out of hand ooo. Pls where are you oo because we need to visit drjoshua2000 oo abi na Dchiefpriest this time around?

Because na wetin everybody including yourself dey experience him still dey talk oo and the ability to react accordingly forms the relative listening here oo.

But the odd thing about him now is dat he has reacted normally already oo yet he is saying that he is waiting 4 brain authorization again ooo which means he is not thinking straight again ooo

Abi na the fake prophethood kasala b dat?

jubrealguy:
Happy Sunday to y'all

Pray same to you Brother

hardie14:
beautiful morning to every member and guest of this harmonious THE GOLDEN REPUBLIC. how was your nite??
do have a wonderful day ahead.
do not miss church or assalatu ooooo.

Nothing lesser than your own wishes to everyone, instead I pray for more of the blessings for everyone too including yourself since only Baba God can give and ordain a higher blessing than yours given already.

Good morning from me to you.

adusco:
good morning, happy Sunday!

Morning Brother and best of the day's wishes for you and everyone of us

LogoDWhiz:
It's a screenshot posted by kbs468.

No thread is closed

Pressy good morning Jare. E b like say dem no read wetin lead to that sef.

Me I never see the moniker b4, so as I kon see wetin him type, I decided to check him track record, I kon see say him sef don do like wetin Rukkyola dey call jumbo jumbo do b4 by comiting treasonable offence of declaring a parallel Republic with the same name like our own sotey Oga Yokiti knack am apako 4 head. And ever since then, I don't think he had ever done what he started there which is good and welcomed here after the apako, instead na that thing wey fit corrupt our shildren him kon type.Abi him no know say secondary school students too dey this country as silent or visiting citizens?

So I come take style give am the reason why the TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED. And it shouldn't have been aired in our Golden City Republic too since neither me nor DTOBS who scrutinizes every News item b4 it broadcast no give approval too.

I hope Merikims and others go understand wetin happened now.

merikims:
evening.I hear u loud n clear.

Thank you and thank God say you sef no dey lie

IghravweIG:
Make I ask u personal question now.
From ur analysis, na how many wives ur mind dey tell u say u get

Shey Shammak don answer you on my behalf.

But you sef talk true, wetin him talk Na true? Instead wey him go redeem his image as a prophet, He is busy making everyone doubt him.

When he said All babes wey dey here, married women too na babes?

And that all wey him talk includes his Orente-Fraih too ooo.

Meaning he wants to hear me talk. But na typing all of us dey type na?

hardie14:
by your analysis. na 2 and half wife u get which is above one.
and for me once u are married you are married forever. case closed

Haa! Case never close oo because how can Humans b 2 and 1/2 ?

As the Attorney General, I can't b a judge in my own Case. Again, Lawyers and Judges are on strike as The Hon Minister of Justice-Morenii has not resume work because she has not been confirmed yet with her nomination pending.

OK I know what to do.

Straight I go to meet Awaiting Minister Fraiser and his Twinnie-Fraih who ironically was the one I said I would be accessing through you should her hubby-shammak *hope no one is listening* block our means of communication.