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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:01pm On Feb 20, 2016
katerine7:
I wish you guys well
Thank you and I wish and pray same for Chelsea tomorrow too. smiley
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:59pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
mhen heat don almost kill me ooo.
Haaa! Even you? You see y I said how I wish I'm d 1 dat gave you 1 tin sooo deer to ur hat?

Else my hands would have done d magic

By now through handfan

AS requiring my hands as effort provided

In getting the Job of relieving you of every heat stress

As frictional resistance being experienced

By you now done,

Thus, I would have been a mechanical advantage to you

With me supplying a small velocity Ratio

In terms of slow motion

So that I won't get tired on time

Thus making me become almost 100% efficient to you

And I said ALMOST because I don't want to lie

As you all would find out

Since in the real sense of it,

NOTHING IS 100% EFFICIENT

AND

EVERYTHING IS NOT 100% EFFICIENT grin grin grin

GOOD EVENING
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:38pm On Feb 20, 2016
IghravweIG:
grin grin
Kbs, dis ur analysis ehn..
Chai! lwkm.
grin
But y you dey laugh na? grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2016
ottalo:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”


The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
DG DTOBS! Did you sanctioned this to be broadcast without my approval?

I guess the ogas at the top did a similar thing to the above content as the below was done to something irrational somewhere

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:07pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:
kbs468
kbs468
kbs468
how may times i call youhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
be seriously and serially warned.
stick to your wives only and stop fornicating around...
latahkiroh bu zina(read in arabic)
BE WARNED.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

But if I no talk, e go b like say I dey guilty of the warning which is a good Moral and conscience reminder to every Citizen of Golden City.

5 wives wey you hear people dey talk not is true oo. See breakdown below

1st wife-Pweedyuz have been divorced already but people accused me of Not offering her a fair hearing. But I had no choice because like u observed, u said u didn't even know her.

2nd wife-Dhupsy, Not officially divorced but same trouble of giving preference to Job over home.

3rd wife-Spixytinxy, No need for any introduction

4th wife-Olasum, A legal wife asking when she become a forth wife? Is that not automatic self divorce needing legal evidence?

5th wife-Mschubby, Became very loyal, loving and caring but succeeded in caging me from dating Fraih and Rukkyola let alone marrying them in a joint effort with her orogun-Spixytinxy after I decided to opt out of the failing relationships and now,

Even you, when last did you see us together huh

So, b d judge, are relationships meant to be just verbal pronouncement without commitment? Again, I ask u, how many are my wives in all fairness? huh cry embarassed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:20pm On Feb 20, 2016
tjmc:
Please i have a lil problem here.
After registering for the 2016 Batch A intake i recieved a call up number (NYSC/2016/UNN/093
When did you registered?

Or you didn't complete the 093..... digit?

What I'm saying is that I actually registered on Friday and got that same range of digits. 093*** is what I got.

Infact what really is your question?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:08pm On Feb 20, 2016
bolagabriella:
Ha ha,wat kind of man do dis to a lady embarassed embarassed
Abeg mk una yab am if u wan yab...he is d man amidst us grin grin
No naa. I do not mean bad naa. D yabbing I meant wasn't about FIERY FIGHT naa but a FUN FILLED yabbing ooo. Atleast hard laughter and tongue out says it all naa.

Oya no vex since you now understand that which I mean status quo remains, after all, their own yabbing ends in less than 4hrs because we drew with Hull City today

And tomorrow, the yabbing would be for all of them including * in a low voice* katerine7 tongue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:39pm On Feb 20, 2016
*whispering to GEC chairman-Chumaster *

Although I'm not to speak for our Foreign Affairs Minister-Johndanny, but as the Reputable Minister of Information and Attorney General of Golden City Republic, I want to assure you of our unwavering support and encouragement towards conducting a free and fair enough election in all ramifications as a legacy demanded of you and your corresponding unambiguous and explicitly vagueless assurance that you all gave us most especially the political class that holds the sailing destiny of this land in the presence of Golden City's Ruling Class lead by president LogoDWhiz and his Vice-Armynu prior to granting Independence to your darling and cherishably gracious GRACELAND. So as an umpire, you are at present key to the survival and development of the blessed land. I hope you will keep to your words of Justice, sincerity and fairness from the beginning to the end of the electioneering period and the world would stand in awe celebrating you.

*pat him on his shoulder and said to him the below*

Be the Man that you are and we shall celebrate you all. I leave you in peace.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:48pm On Feb 20, 2016
Olasum:
Kbs468, when did I became your 4th wife
Haaaaa! You want us to start another fight Abi? Welcome though as you kept me in limbo ever since.

*whispering* Hardie14, I know you said don't share hubby but when Baba God pick someone's call, it is usually the unthinkable that follows oo. I mean Olajumoke the Bread seller turn model is a classic example of such call,

So your thinking about 5 and wanting to b 1 only might not be the above response oo. But like the Jagaban used to tell Osinbanjo that if doesn't make trouble, how would lawyers eat?

In that regard, I also want to activate the divorce clause and I am already preparing the list now. While you ponder over it, don't allow Spixytinxy hear about this oo since you have assured her of being a safe hand* grin grin cheesy wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:28pm On Feb 20, 2016
katerine7:
No worry tomorrow go make sense, as for barca match na arsenal I dey support but make ena no fall ma hand sha
OK Na. Very good.
Na him b say I go support Chelsea against Man City b dat.

Barcelona matter Na don deal except Baba God no approve am because

1. Messi has never scored against PETR CECH in about 8 matches now.

2 Arsenal is tagged the underdog in the game, hence nothing to lose, instead the players would be motivated to cause an upset

3. Barcelona has never beaten Arsenal at the emirates

4. No Club has ever successfully defended the Champions League Trophy b4, so Arsenal could be the Team to let the record remain unbroken

5. Arsenal problem over the years has been poor goal keeping while playing Barcelona, so CECH is set to continue inspiring an improved defence line

6. Alexis Sanchez and Bellerin have close link to Barcelona and thus, naturally ex-players of every club side would always want to cause a stare by their display against such club. So 100% efficiency from little effort from them could be experienced. wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:05pm On Feb 20, 2016
CROBBOY:
YOU ARE ON POINT AND ALWAYS ON POINT!

I have said this before and will say it again, this information age is introducing and initiating us into cultures that are self-destructing.

UNLESS WE LOOK BEHIND AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE PRINCIPLES THAT HAVE PESEVERED OBSTSCLES, PRINCIPLES THAT HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME, AND PRINCIPLES THAT CREATED THE PATHWAY FOR OUR FORE-FATHERS, WE WILL CONTINUE TO WALK IN A LOOP AND LIVE THE LIFE OF A RAT RACE (dreaming our entire life to attain half the heights these people - who mislead us - have attained).


As a matter of concern, I fear for the irrresponsible foundations we are laying for new generations to come.
100% reality and 10/10 factual.

Shey one song bin dey wey dem dey talk 10 over 10 inside? Wetin be d title sef and who sing am huh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:56pm On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
Afoo,ur head dey dia...grin




Spixytnxy, Na u wan decided for me and my baby boo ni? Na who we want we go call to come perform oooo.

Kbs468, me just dey laugh for your matter, common Hull city,u pple no fit beat

LogoDwhiz as you don bone my side now,God still win oooo
You say na common now Abi. You forgot that we overcame them in the finals in 2014 baa? Besides, na luck no dey our side oo because their keeper save them to have emerged the MAN OF THE MATCH oo after over 20 goal attempt with 10 on target as against their ONLY ONE on target oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:33pm On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
I won't allow you to use arsenal matter drag my lovely sister into your net of marriagehood...she is not for that.

Katerine07 dear,please my 2k advice, run for your life
Haba! We are not enemies na. And if I get ulterior motive, I would call your attention nauw. I go just dey do my thing secretly ni na tongue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:03pm On Feb 20, 2016
katerine7:
ena good afternoon o
Thank God say you don show. First of all, good afternoon too.

So how tomorrow go be na? As in I dey ready to yab your CHELSEA oo b4 ur turn go come make you yab me too IF BARCELONA beat my darling ARSENAL ooo.

Abeg
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Sent4rina
Johndanny
Amodu
Greatestman
Prindu make una no enter our discussion oo.

Make una go meet Missoyin and Bolagabriella if una too wan yab my ARSENAL. grin tongue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:52pm On Feb 20, 2016
FolabiBret:
I thought I got wind of that info smwia. Perhaps, twas while I was dreaming overnight. Sai baba!
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:46pm On Feb 20, 2016
yintosho:
Pls how did you know am serving @ Ebonyi
OK. First and foremost, welcome to our midst as a special guest from the Nigerian Nation.

Now back to your question, Can I crave your indulgence by exercising patience? Pending the arrival of our Foreign Affairs Minister-Johndanny who is in the best position to answer that?

Thanks for your understanding.

By the way, you have been reading from the Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic.

Our currency is Gold too.

*As a Minister, while touring one of the secondary schools, I happen to witness a debate and the little opposing speaker now said 'I believe that I have been able to convince you rather than confuse you, thank you'*

So, borrowing from the above experience, I would say that I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONFUSE YOU RATHER THAN CONVINCE YOU. THANK YOU.

cheesy grin wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:24pm On Feb 20, 2016
franfurler:
Hello everyone...I am a PCM who revalidated in this batch A 2016 and I have my call up number.I used a red background passport photograph during my initial registration and I could not change it on the site cos I was unable to.I hope this wouldn't be a problem to me in camp.I need answers please because I'm worried and nysc isn't replying my messages. Thanks.
Well you've heard it before hand that you are safe and would still get mobilised.

However, the ONLY penalty for NEGLIGENCE could be being posted away from your 4 choices. So watch out for that else nothing to fear.

By the way, get yourself copies of the white background passports too b4 heading to Camp on the 30-1 or 27-29 depending on whether you are called for stream I or stream II
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:13pm On Feb 20, 2016
Olayinka Yintosho. How are you and Ebonyi generally. And you didn't come around to tell me about Ebonyi, else I would have had the opportunity of joining you over there oo. wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:36pm On Feb 20, 2016
FolabiBret:
Abeg, peeps don dey print dem CUL? Not the unauthorised one o.
Haaaa! Mr Afolabi! When I never signed any document legalising that? Or did the DG DTOBS ordered a broadcast of such Info? sad
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:32pm On Feb 20, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Okay then.
It's all good!
SC31, your husby loves you! grin


@kbs468, no problem. Continue. cheesy
Yes ooo to ALL OF THE ABOVE grin

But bobolil, shey Pressy go sabi set correct option E questions well well ba? grin

DTOBS, bobolil go answer this one in the affirmative Abi? cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:43pm On Feb 20, 2016
CROBBOY:
Your worriness about my actions in response you as well as the later part of your writing is unclear to me.

If you elucidate more, you will do me a great favour in following your line of thoughts
Well, in clear terms, what I meant is that we are on the same page in terms of not accepting fake and morally bankrupt life styles with your summarized PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE ending earlier on relative to my expression then.

Take a look again at the Case of Don Jazzy who refused to honor the celebrant's desire to see him sing on stage with D'banj at his party (Ben Bruce's 60th Birthday celebration) claiming that he has retired.

What does that suggest? We should keep malice and never practice the messages of FORGIVENESS AND REPENTANCE in the Bibble and the Qur'an?

And he might have sang a song about loving one another oo.

Simply put, they don't practice what they preach and that is how you would see Nigerian youth getting divided over this things oo because they have decided to see their so called Role model's actions as an acceptable norm.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m):
hardie14:
twas educational. went on excursion dia when i was in sec school. that visit made me love nasco cornflakes cos we had a stop at their factory. dey showed us around and gave us a very large pack each( as a boarding student, am sure you know what that meant to us!!!)

tell spixytinxy to fear not, her hubby is in safe hands with me as am not covetuous.
Wao.That's lovely. And yes I do even though I used to be a day student but we do have free access to hostels then while in senior classes then.

Hmmmn. Nasco company and simply referred to as Nasco to taxi drivers by the commuters. By the right hand side right? If I still remember. I know that VP Armynu would be surprised by this description.

Oya Spixytinxy, she said FEAR NOT oo and NOT FEAR NORTH as in make you no WORRY say na another Olasum she be oo because all those your WARRI BROTHERS don turn our Golden Citizens to limited understanding now since Na only Nigerian entertainment dey available for our markets now.

And I know say justified10 and Johndanny plus including terrymason go gree say na true I talk.

Fraih sef go gree say na true, I no go mention her hubby-shammak make e no con b say I no wan allow am rest

Spixytinxy, I no go mention my in-laws-IghravweIG, peterveo and Nathoneal as a mark of respect

Pressy LogoDWhiz, no vex say dis days I no dey show for Villa oo because I just take style dey relate with every citizen ni oo as a hallmark of our governance kawai. grin tongue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:50am On Feb 20, 2016
johndanny:
Honourable Minister Kbs468 How d weekend de go na? Pls respond to ur mail thank you
OK let me check. The notification wey no dey work b4 don show me now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:43am On Feb 20, 2016
CROBBOY:
Thanks for being a careful observer of facts and reality. Third party affirmations of this caliber has the propensity of enhancing the unity and well-being of any relationship in the process of harbouring suspicion.

About your suggestions of my permitting my wife to develop and pursue a career in the movie industry, careful observation has consistently proven to me that because of the high demand for fame and recognition in the industry, married people are highly susceptible to promiscuity.

Besides, not many of us are comfortable with the lifestyle of seeing our spouse expressing great intimate affection to another in disguise of performing one's working requirement or civic responsibility. The end products of these acts are unhealthy to a lasting relationship.

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!
Hmmmmn. Word!
Now that's transiting from jokes to reality!

And I hope you remember the below bwt you and I?

Infact when I saw the question you posted b4 me, I was like 'what should I say now? How would he react if I didn't say what is in his mind?' before finally deciding to say that you shouldn't take it Personal oo, it's a critical look at our generational degeneration oo. Even though that might not be the exact expression I did used then but something of that nature in meaning and understanding. grin grin wink

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:26am On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:
na oonly plateu me don go oooo
na nysc force me choose kaduna. i no lost anything there now so wetin i wan find go


beautiful morning to you too. how your wivesssss.
Plateau? Which side and was it for educational reason huh Why I asked actually is because our VP Armynu had his oversea A-level education there too. lipsrsealed

My wives? My wives are doing great and they extend their regards most especially that Spixytinxy, saying that she is looking forward to be friends with you but she is scared of me sad

Just because of the fear of the unknown as she did same to Olasum in the past just to keep me away from her but I ended up making her become my 4th wife grin wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:11am On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
Woowwww...your name should be changed to ADESHINA...grin
grin
The guy fit dey call me that na but if to say na my wives now, I for begin dey tell them my Oriki names and their meaning cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:53am On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
ThankGod! But how sure are you about the 99% figure?
Brother, the experiences of B15 as monitored then actually made it easier for our batch because almost all cyber cafes and a high number of individuals actually did the registration this time around especially when there was no Cafe enlistment restrictions on their website again.

Eg. Where I did mine, The guy confessed that he had never done it before but was planning to register with NYSC this year to enable him have access. I now decided to reveal to him that NO SPECIAL REGISTRATION IS REQUIRED OO BUT IT'S JUST THAT SIDMACH currently holds the license for NYSC, JAMB, NABTEB and WAEC ICT network, hence they just copy the list of registered cafes for UTME and DE registration and paste on NYSC site ni oo but they stopped that from Batch A 2016, instead they rather advised that we visit cafes that does UTME registration and the guy was like 'Wao, you don't mean it?' And na so I open market for am oo. Though I didn't got to finish it there because of that delay naa. Above all, the most important things were in his place.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m):
haydotzed:
Can somebody provide mi with an answer? I registered 3days ago but during d registration I was only able to select two states out of d four expected States owning to d reason dat d oda two states were not available and I was given call up number. Yesterday nysc sent mi msg containing my call up number while also requested mi to login and make my state of deployment of my choice but when I logged in I was not able to do so. My question now is dat I am safe with d two states chosen and if not what's d way out? A mata of urgency. Tanx
Try out the below numbers OK.And pls ignore the ones saying SMS only as its just a week left because may be due to the swift action taken to suppress the unofficial access then, THINGS MIGHT HAVE CHANGED GENERALLY ELSE YOU NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT BEFORE.

You can also mail at info@nysc.gov.ng because the older numbers and mail accounts I had have been removed from their contact list owning to the pressure or bombardment in the last few days

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:15am On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
Lolzzz bad guy with an high sense of humourgrin
grin
Shey na Benue dem bin give you for dat unofficial CUL baa? Let's see what will happen because you know fate did not allow me register early and Benue dey among the unplanned and unexpected expectation presented b4 me to select oo.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:08am On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
lolzzz...me? We were only trying to save ur head ni now!grin
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:07am On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
I pray NYSC do not extend registration date oooo to enable us print out official CUL soon!
Am I being selfish? Like for Yes,Share for No Quote for Not sure
Quoting not because I'm not sure but because they can't do that as 99% of PCMs are done with the registration already. grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:03am On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
As e don tey wet I don show here Na im I come dey see some new new monickers with sexy tag!

Kbs468, how many fishes has your hook and line caught? Cos I no say u no dey dhull urself....




#TeamOAU; Where art thou oooo, make una talk how we go do our ID card ooooo...make we bombard DSA?
Bro, I decided to maintain my general friendly nature ni oo because I have exceeded the Naturally Sane maximum figure of 4 to making it 5.

Besides, I don't want to play myself into the hands of promiscuity rumour mongers dat includes you in the past cheesy grin

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