₦airaland Forum

Armynu:
She deserves the fair hearing...

Thank you VP Armynu. Shey you see say because Pressy wan capture the heart of Rosey33 and others through the Bill seeking amendment to a provision in the constitution now decided to single handedlly impose a new order without due process ba

oluwafirefunmi:
Lol.. I'll do that, thanks dear.

Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

boboLIL:
nysc don wipe her details from my memory oh... Ask am again...abeg

Oya Hardie14, come an re-introduce ya sef b4 una go enter another round of deliverance with Amodu today.

Even sef I see 1 talk wey you talk but I no fit trace the Genesis again. Abi my explicitly explosive and over protective wife said anything ni?

By the way, She is Iya Ibeji, Taiye-Male and kehinde-Female and both of them have started toddling around, hence you should by now understand the reason behind whatever action of hers that you might have noticed.

Good morning

Shammak:
Every weapons formed against me shall not...

cc eaglevision

Haaaaaa!
Miss Fraih Abeg try help your hubby go for a medical check up ooo because instead of being prophetic as before, he has begun derailing ooo all because he is scared of me.

And I was just jejely responding to Eaglevision ni oo.

Oya you sef try understand what I am saying na by taking a look at what he typed above.He said EVERY WEAPON.........NOT

Has he forgotten that there are positive or useful weapons?

I don't know if someone else is sensing what I am seeing in this particular comic act ooo

Rukkyola:
abeg wen ur wives reach 5? Na only 2 i sabi u wit and daz only mschubby and spixytinxy.y dem no go call u promiscous? Na dog u b sef!

Hmmmmn Na people wey give you tough time your photographic memory card captured ba?
Abi those two's action den format am completely ni?

Because I can't understand why the Dog reference.

No wondering nor full of surprise though as the thing dey tell you say Dog dey use phone, enter NL, do everything wey you dey do. Abi you too na she-dog?

Because if I no forget, Dem say cunny Man dies cunny Man bury am ooo.

Good morning by the way, How Femi and him wife? Abi off he go, off he goes and OYO has become his case? OYO is your Case could re-unite you both oo

prettyjo:
am i missing something?

It's been resolved dear. There was an initial misjudgement but that has been clear.
Good morning and how are you preparing?

Sunnepa17:
Ur mouth has already land ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ in trouble.

ℓ̊ wunt take ɖɨs 4rm yhu ɖɨs bloody civillian....ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ nt in d position 2 tell ♍ƺ where ℓ̊ belong in force.

Now ℓ̊ (•͡.̮ •͡ ) dat ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ nid 2 b taught a lesson ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ will neva 4get here.

Just watch ur back coz ℓ̊ will find ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ.

Cc
Fraih
BlizzydoDo
Missprudence
2 whom it may concern

Mehnnn. I truly believed what Oluwanimoduroti1 said about people not getting CHILL dose as antidote for tensed atmosphere. I can't believe you would put up the above!

I mean, if Missprudence can call you her son and you refer to her as mother which I also used intermittently to qualify you both, then what other kind of joke, prank, banter or whatever we might called it that won't be tolerated?

The same instinct that wasn't suppressed and swallowed instantly made prindu to bring to my notice what I never even knew existed between the trio of himself, bobolil and CROBBOY. I think the only unnecessary misunderstanding I witnessed after my return from our honeymoon was between bobolil and Kollenzy which was amicably resolved even b4 we could intervene.

So I see no reason why adults, I mean mature adults-(because probably the least Age range that could be found here is 21 and above-)-would now turn themselves to secondary school adolescents reaching his or her prime?

You all should remember that we could meet in real life outside here if we have never met before and ANYTHING POSITIVE you say or expressed here would generally be registered or regarded as jokes and you would be tagged as being humorous, jovial and fun to be with WHEREAS, EVERYTHING NEGATIVE you spill out would be used in judging you even if you are not like that in real life.

And yes, It's a SIMPLE ANALOGICAL WEB that a simple control over one's emotions even when one can't see face to face Means that the individual would do worst if looking at each other eye ball to eye ball THAT HAS CAUGHT UP WITH THE INDIVIDUAL

No sleep yet? Did you over slept during the day?
Good morning

Abbeyunique2:
Ladies plenty nah, ur bill is impotent because a bill to have as many wives as possible have just been proposed abi i lie ni kbs468 and logodwhiz

E b like say yezzy no know say I even tried to divorce my wives then in other to accommodate New ones but dem no gree go? Even as some people say dem no send wether na after 2 or 3 Abi na 'ajeku' dem b, dem still want dem but my wives refused to go oo, instead they stood their ground and succeeded in warding off every threat to their co-existence, so would you now blame me for having multiple wives? When they are happy with me?

But as I always say, and may be that's y dem like me, I don't do paraga or embrace concubines trending outside my roof.

CROBBOY:
I understand all that sir. My concern is, in simple terms, what is the way forward for my SC31

We shall look into that accordingly is the message I'm trying to put across

Abbeyunique2:
It's actually a good example of simple harmonic motion (to and fro movement). kbs468 and fraiser will explain better

BlizzydoDo:
wetin s and x imply Oga sorry I b novice 4 som tinz..lols

You know that you have been promoting gender equality in federal executive council, So it is the same thing with what he is saying na.

OK listen since he asked me to do this and you consented to it.

A 3 letter word he is referring to is SeX but if you can't understand the below analogy, then you can't digest what he meant again.

1. S = Male = Acid

X = Female =Base

So, during simple Neutralization reaction in a chemical laboratory,

Acid is poured down from a burette slowly by timing adjustment into a beaker containing an alkaline or base solution until a balance is reached called end point and easily made visible through the aid of an indicator.

So In essence, the indicators in your Case with fraiser are the reconciliatory talks going on between you both.

S=fraiser

X=Blizzydodo

Neutralization = S+X

End point or Balance stage = SeX

Abeg sleep beckons. If I didn't forget, I would complete the analogy tomorrow.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol. I'm not impeaching her.
Maybe you're. Getting it all wrong.

Pweedyuz is the minister of health. I think.

But the particular ministry I'm talking about is the Ministry of Women Affairs which will act as the umbrella body for the ladies.
And for this post, the ladies will vote for their representatives themselves.

I hope you understand

No you are getting everything mixed up already.

My first wife-Pweedyuz and friend to our first ever First Lady-Mjblinks is the Minister for Women Affairs

And

Prettyjo is the Minister of Health while biotechshola is the Minister of state Health

Hence the reason for my coming to her defense

Gbemy1Ruby:
Hello every one,pls a friend of mine needs a help and dis is d issh she is having.....there is an error on my green card,admission year instead of 2010,i saw 2006 dere,av gone to cafe and I was told it can't be corrected and doesn't need as such. hope it won't affect

No qualms at all. Just to be corrected in camp if need be.

Although I saw that Amodu had answered you but I just decided to add my voice as a sign of our commitment to having keen interest in everything around us OK.

Shammak:
Abeg mention names
I know say kbs468 go dey among

Fraih, did you see what you've caused now
Your hubby has refused to move on oo inspite of your commitment to and love for him.

Now, I had already married my 5 wives b4 even attempting to take you away from his advances towards you then as well as trying out Rukkyola too,

Still, ever since then, I was never being reported as carrying out shows in Brothels, Hotels or motels that abound in Golden City, so where does the name promiscuous as he is referring to me originate from? Even when senator Amodu that made the bogous statement never mentioned names nor any name for that matter.

LogoDWhiz:
Okay!


1 more vote and we implement it!

Cc: kbs468
Greatestman

Aba! Pressy, na my wife we wan impeach ooo but atleast she deserves a fair hearing Na.

Meanwhile I would suggest we let it lay low for now but I put forward Miss Fraih's name as replacement for the oversea based Oluwanimoduroti1 as the mini of State Education because her combination with hubby-shammak being a Ministerial nominee for jokes and laughter would provide a comical, conducive and ambient learning environment for kids and students, hence imparting positively to their learning process

cc
Armynu

BlizzydoDo:
cnt stop lafin @ dat, na 4 GC I mean oo b4 dem say dem say go talk say Blessing say...... tor yuu knw wat I min

That was the reason I gave those names as reference point na by virtue of their status after Independence and contributions prior to gaining Independence.

Now, the same kind of scenery actually played out here in Golden City because majority of the cabinet members were actually genuine, gallant fighters and revolutionist who single handedlly secured our independence from NYSC Batch B 2015 Aka 'Family house of love' but the Nick Name died immediately we left

BlizzydoDo:
ojoro de diz tin jhoor. Gender sensitive or not, d president & vice should not b occupied by same sex (as in gender ooooo)

Haaaaaaaaa? Is like saying Tafawa Balewa, Obafemi Awolowo and Nnamdi Azikiwe were ojoronified after Nigeria's Independence in 1960 oooo

BlizzydoDo:
jeez!
ow dare yuu call mi unfaithful?? yuu av been & proven 2 b unfaithful beyond reasonable doubt & here I was tinkin of giving US a chance @ diz. kosi wahala

Don't worry dear, it's victory for us both already.







Pls don't think otherwise oo.

I mean Victory for me as the Attorney General because nothing is free about court Affairs.

And Ofcourse victory for you too because sunnepa17 and his Mum-Missprudence are already convinced about their desire to have you around them.

By the way, I only pray that Fraiser doesn't loss everything because his original intention was to secure a Ministerial appointment first b4 using it to gain and achieve his aim of wooing Multiples

But instead, out of greed, the reverse of his intention was what he ended up practicalizing which has now back fired.

I just pray and hope that his Twinnie-Fraih would help mend fences in the long run

biotechshola:
kbs468

hope this is allowed o..

Dont wanna over step my boundaries o..

Come on Hon. Minister, you are not known for such kind of stain and stuff Na.

Besides, Omolola1 is God sent because I remembered when you and Pressy were proly after her immediately Mjblinks deserted the VILLA for a union with Sent4rina, So we had to use presidential powers over her then because of the emergency then and here she is again after your years of exemplary patience and humility even as a federal executive member.

Two humans can never be the same they say and it's true as examplified by the famous identical twins in Nigeria.

Again, come to think of it, didn't my polygamous life style make Golden City thick? I mean, would I have functioned effectively without the support and backing of my wives? Personally I don't think so. But may be when subjected to a debate, contrary opinion could be overwhelming and I believe my wives would kick against any thing contrary.

Rukkyola:
I go soon go off again.i wanto sleep.wea kbs468,logoDWhiz,justified10/ justified19 and co!
Me i don go slip.EARLY TO BED,EARLY TO RISE.MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,........Anybdy wey sabi buk shud complete am
off i go,i go off!

So you still dey remember me after the scare wey only two of my wives threatened you with but as you no get liver na, even getting the liver with mouth wey you get, you no fit. Worst na wen I still take style dey pursue you but you come cut my hands because you see one Femi wey b guru and him come buy you fanta wey na sugar full am.

See you taste the original fanta b4 b4? Harmless type oo

CROBBOY:
Seconded, especially when it has to do with Miniterial Nomination.

cc:
Kbs468

Blizzydodo, Armynu is the VP oo and our government is actually gender sensitive and friendly hence the inclusion of dominion92-wife of VP Armynu as a ministerial nominee

Pettyjo is female and the Minister of health

Missoyin has also been nominated for the Ministry of Non-African foreign relations and special duties

Morenii has been pencil down as the Justice Minister while I still maintain my Attorney General's position

My wife-Pweedyuz is the Minister for Women Affairs

Dhupsy-DG NAFDAC

Spixytinxy-DG standard Organization of Golden City

Minister of state for Education used to be InvisibleGirl otherwise known as Oluwanimoduroti1 but she would be replaced soon since she is on sabbatical to Dublin in Ireland I believe. But I have to consult with Mr President first before making it public.

Every other Non-performing Minister shall be revisited and 1 or 2 stakes could be handed to the ladies retinue profile in the executive cabinet.

What Men can do, they say women can do even better, so why not contest the senatorial seats too in a male dominated Red Chambers.

Atleast the executive have been magnanimous enough

ashanex007:
plz how much is gionee p5w now?

A friend that bought it late January obtained it for #21,000

Armynu:
My amiable DG,
I am here now..... The reason behind my absence was health reason.... But now that the person is fully recovered, I am back to discharge my duties....
Can I get a comprehensive summary of all that I have missed and also the headlines in the National Dailies?

Kbs468 nagode mutumina
Logodwhiz, even if all appointments for today has been cancelled I will just goto thru the memo's of previous meetings as to enable prepare for the next FEC meeting.
Dominion92, thanks darling for the supports. *kisses*
Bobolil, how we doing, Alabi never pay?
Crobboy, I greet you too.
Amodu, how's wifey (missoyin)
Mschubby, how we doing?
Airstarkane, you dey so? (Look who is asking, like I've bn around sef)
Spixytinxy, for say kbs never marry I for consider taking you in.
Shammak, I see what love has done in your life.
Fraih, that single girl that captured the comedians hearts, hope its not a joke from him abi?
eaglevision, because of you guys done buy padlock for yansh... #Gayalert
bolagabriella and blizzydodo, husband materials aplenty here but which one una want?
Missevey, this one that pressy has put on more weight and looking fresh signals you doing a wonderful job
yanabasee, I hail thee. You too sure.
Greatestman, Kuchikau, I guess you guys prefer being on recess cos even in my absence I didn't hear bout any sitting... What's wrong?
IghravweIG, you done follow your people enter recess abi...
Peterveo, any better for the Vp?
Oyehomie, Plateau state welcomes you (that's when you eventually obey d clarion call)
Sent4rina, what happened to rukkyola? Is OYO now her case too? Yes her case.
Sc31, how's your hubby or is he still under scrutiny?
Missprudence, omolola1, arcnomec, biotechshola, oluwafirefunmi, richiy, yudeeaikay, teemama, johndanny, memphisdepay, justified10 chai!!!! Lemme just pause here and say I acknowledge every one here in this City even if your moniker wasn't mentioned, you all know how many we are here.... If I don't mention dchiefpriest now he will say I'm his prodigal son..... Mehn I have missed you all like seriously (kilode) but glad am back.... Omor the pages sef don migrate, got me wondering if this city fit contain all of us.....

This is me, the VP, saying Gracias to you all.....
Bon Soir!!!!

I just can't believe every Citizen is just awesome wether in or outside the cabinet and the most recent compliments as expressed by Non-cabinet members that includes Alhassanu, Bolagabriella, lexzyy and wittyemi sums up everything else as the addiction to our Republic even without varied verbal expression just like Folabibret was thinking gives enough credence to any other thing I should and would have Say with regards to the esteemed disposition of all.

spixytinxy:
Kbs sora eeee, I tot u r a changed man, do y r u going afta hardie

Change
When you all abandoned me to my fate after our return from honeymoon. Abi you don forget say I told you I want to savour the experience of the instant change of environment What you remember your response then?

Rosey33:
@ LogoDWhiz tho having many wives plus concubines appear to be interesting it is also detrimental to ur health honey. don't let kbs468 influence u o...in other news me alone can 'take care' of u kpatakpata, u just have to send d rest of wives back their modas huz 'winks’

Hmmmm Rosey33, don't play games with me oo because I might end up falling your hands oo, atleast by now you should have known that I am Pressy's right hand man, so if he so desired you, I wouldn't be a stumbling block to your desire since I can see where your heart's pendulum is swinging to and I am happy with that.

Pls don't get me wrong oo, but what I'm only saying is let every pass from me to you remain between the both of us, else I smell danger from my wives to me and out of anger and frustration, I could fuelled you not getting close to the VILLA by my mere vibrations.

Fraih:
Exactly Kbs468, You dare not for your wives would never allowed you, after all, I'm a living witness along side Rukkyola

Hold on, didn't you just return from honeymoon with your wives??!
#weeping, if only Spixytinxy and mschubby are here... I can bet they would never permit this
if only hardie14 have the slightest idea of what your wives would do to her, she would just be on her own and refuse to be dragged in.... #sobs!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! So truly and really, our Golden City's walls are susceptible to conversational escape because I can't just fathom how you got to know what I and Pressy discussed behind closed doors.

Anyway the deed has been done but I can't start petting and consoling you now in my usual way because of the same leakage that got you into this sobbing posture of yours because of the fear of everything getting to your hubby-shammak again for the fear of not being responsible for any BP rise this time around.

Oya you sef stop shedding tears because if they still report to him about this now, what would you tell him? Since I never knew you to be a liar even for once?

Besides, I don't think all you once had or feel for me were about pains, bitterness, tears and all what have you nauw? So in that spirit, put up a smile that you will remember while you would be with Shammak and about to share kisses.

LogoDWhiz:
Chai, this letter is too much to digest!

Firstly, MissEvey is not available and i don't know when she'll be. And i don't want to keep wasting my hoping on her return.

Don't worry. The more the merrier.
As long as I'm taking care of them and providing for their needs. No problem.

U just dey enter all of them I hail o.

On the issue of Shammak as Minister of Women Affairs, I think it will better if a lady occupies that position, possible prospects are SC31, bolagabriella (one time Miss A16), Fraih, just to mention a few.

Only if he is moved to the post of Minister of Interior. Making people (ladies and gents) feel at home in the city. and promote friendliness and happiness within the city.


About the bill: well, let's see how it goes.
I don't think there should be a problem for me having as many wives as possible. The only issues is the post of First Lady, and that's for me to decide.
Basically it is the right of the First Wife (Oldest), only when the wife is divorced, the second (Second Oldest) takes up the mantle.
This is also subjected to the discretion of the president

√ OK about MissEvey

√ OK about more and multiple of her

√ Abi about entering them, Na who no like better thing? After all, our Golden City promotes nothing but better and beautiful things and so much more in that regard.

√ I think I should have a rethink about the initial change I was calling for about the Ministry of Women Affairs because it is not Shammak actually but Fraiser.

Besides, going by your suggestions, SC31 is not a choice because she is already away for sometime now along side her HUBBY-CROBBOY and my wife would accuse me of ingenuity

Fraih would be worst because the attack on me would be Double fold as seeing me to still nursing an ulterior motive both from my wives and her hubby-shammak

Bolagabriella, Hmmmmn I can't really say but my wife's opinion would determine alot over time sha because Spixytinxy could stand her feet to take over if and only if the unexpected happens.

√ Status quo would rather remained because yanabasee is in charge of the Ministry of Internal Affairs which still stands for the Interior Ministry.

√ personally, I don't think the Bill would face any challenge but was just trying to disect the politically influenced and thought provoking mindset of the occupants of the Red chambers ni oo.

Yezzy:
Lol. Sowie abt yday work related aggression transferred. Looking forward to seeing some of u folks in camp.

That is the spirit Bro and the experience of not being able to select some of the most preferred states by the majority here actually raised smokes and dust of discomfort in our Hearts.

kolexepana:
I will still choose c8 over it.

Your choice Bro and no feud nor acrimony about that actually.

FolabiBret:
Which school be that? Then, shey na after ihn tenure as the Dg, NTA?

Yeah

wittyemi:
Let me say Prestisimo i.e (as quickly as possible), this is one of the reasons why Golden City stands out,this city is awesome, ever ready to assist no matter how silly a question is. Egbon Kbs468,thanks for the concern,no mind me oo, na play I is ooo. I couldn't have been serious with such a question,that's just my own way of saying Good morning to all..Golden City is just like Google search engine,no matter how silly your question is,golden city must give you an answer. So for this I decree, that there shall be no form of gamba deism in dis city,there shall not be any trace of dum vivimusness in dis city,no epitome of flagellative rigor motis and asphyxiation in dis city; but we shall experience concentrated diaphanous character(s) henceforth...

WARNING!!!!!!!!

PG is advised to anyone who exposes him/herself to SOME Acidic grammatical brouhaha aforementioned...because even the user is yet to understand how it happened...Good afternoon City people.


Whew!!!! Wey my kunu abeg.

Haaaa!
Anyway, DG DTOBS would do justice to your warning call by carrying out a proper, timely and adequate information dissemination in that regard.

By the way, I now see reasons why you sensed that Fraiser could be a Dodo because of his feminine desires without a commensurate healthy eating while you so much cherished KUNU on your own as a guide against such an experience.

FolabiBret:
The yoruba-igbo unhealthy marital rivalry.

Point blank as being called by Tony Iredia then, Although Na so him like make dem they call am oo, if not, Na senior super lecturer nauw for my Alma ooo.