₦airaland Forum

missprudence:
Kbs468 oo
the whole P-square family saga is really shocking... I don't think the whole world needs to know what going down with them.. they are brothers n should be able to come to an agreement...
well that's just my own POV.. whatever rocks their boat

Abi. Na d 'Ikorira' wey dem get for one another in the Nigerian Nation b d basic ingredients for the feud ooo in particular as one Lola was involved and attached to one arm

eaglevision:
Lagbara baba loke,enemies like Fraiser nd shammak must clear commot for road

Abi

Fraiser:
yes my honorable minister, u know such task is not only my passion but my talent, I support ur motion on d issue of remodification of my portfolio, I tink I shud b given a portfolio wia I can execute my responsibility intoto

OK then. LogoDWhiz, I think he has made a valid submission here and I hereby recommend that my wife-Pweedyuz be removed as the Minister for women Affairs since right from time, she had chosen to be functional only on the home front rather than embracing my political affiliation and the Ministry renamed as Ministry of Sports, Youth Development and Women Affairs since 99% of Golden City ladies are youth who are single and ready to mingle.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!
No prophecy is coming to pass o
I don't think she would oblige to your request, seeing your antics over here.

OK very well and that puts an end to what I'm thinking.

But you can't speak for Rosey33 na because doing that would negate your first statement above.

*whispering* Pressy don't think you want to play me away from her ooo because your hands are tied now since you said no prophecy is coming to pass.

*whispering continue* And besides, in other not to allow the prophecy come to pass again, it means you must keep away from Missprudence too, although the juicy nature of your office is what is enticing and endearing her to you even after she was initially considering drjoshua2000's advertorial and I know that her son-sunnepa17 would jump at your union with her.

*continued* But what becomes the fate of our amiable and adorable First lady-MissEvey? Considering the fact that the constitution of the Federal Republic of Golden City forbids a sitting president from marrying more than one wife?

It means we have to involve the Red chambers oo to effect a change in the constitution in that regard and that would probably make them sit up in their quest to screen and recommend the approval of the pending Ministerial list before them that includes dominion92, Missoyin, Shammak, Fraiser and Morenii

*continue* But we won't reveal the details of the reason behind the change oo because those senators might not be friendly to the Bill seeking amendment to the act as presently constituted oo

√ Since Senate president greatestman always like sitting on the fence when it comes to the matters involving the presidency

√ DSP kuckikau is an ever no Nonsense man when it comes to constitutional issues as examplified by the nature of suspending Banks92

√ Senator Amodu might want to kick against the move if he eventually knew that I am actually behind the Bill going by the fierce battle I posed him during his dilly dallying period of seeking the consent and approval of Missoyin

√ Senator IghravweIG too, though he is a friend of mine and confidant but might also pose a threat because He is still waiting on Bolagabriella's reply for overwhelmed heart held captive by her as if she eventually discovered that you are trending, she too might start reminiscing the good old days you once set your searchlight on her which the senator is aware of.

√ senator Kingsley3218 has been missing for God knows when now, or was he one of the Innocent victims of the over filled Boeing NYSC A 2016 too?

*continued* So how can we have a deserved 2/3 majority since the eagle eye the EFCC chairman-LMAyedun is as sharp as that of Eaglevision watching for any corruptive or bribery tendency?

This Rosey33 sef, won't she discover that I have begun pressing the button of Hardie14? Although Abbeyunique2 has promised not to burst my bubbles again after discovering that I have 5 wives already but still, my asking bobolil to brief me of Hardie14's profile openly could be the flexible straw that he saw b4 talking about my bubbles.

*continued* I know that if Fraih gets to know about my actions now, she would simply wave it off by saying 'Hmmmmn. You dare not for your wives would never allowed you, after all, I'm a living witness along side Rukkyola'

Although her hubby, Minister of Jokes and laughter-Shammak doesn't like me mentioning her because of the fear of the unknown now since he is aware of my past moves that almost threatened his nomination.

May be by the time prindu sees this, He would finally confirmed that he wasn't day dreaming when he came up and saw Romance and Romance everywhere while who was that again that CONFESSED THAT 'THIS IS THE BEST THREAD?' OK-lexzyy would automatically have the signature stamped in his heart to start a referral Job free of charge but with an unquantifiable benefits to the invitees he would be educating.

*continued* Hmmmmn Pressy I have already started thinking of my wives oo because I heard that our Golden City have walls light enough for words to pierce through easily, hence posing a serious threat to all I have been saying all along but the only consolation is that our Wikileaks department head-DTOBS is out of the country, thus no one would sanction any broadcast of anything since I in person as the Minister of Information wouldn't approve a broadcast that would pitch me against my wives again.

Hmmmm. The one that would even make it worser now is the Patrick Obahiogbon of our Republic-wittyemi would certainly have words to describe the entire scenario that would make everything spread like wild fire.

Don't you think Minister of Health [State]-biotechshola deserve to be queried for classifying our Golden City and its Sweet romantic fairy tales on display as roadside? Going by the fact that he is a senior citizen?

Hmmmm. Just thinking of another round of headaches from my wives, but I won't hesitate to wield the divorce stick this time around if the unexpected happened.

Let me return to my Ministerial Head Quarters oo until we discuss again.

boboLIL:
whose details?

Hardie14 because she said you are aware of her introduction as a new participant in the data capturing exercise for the existing census operation behand.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!

Nobody is spoiling me o!
Just being friendly

Or, will you be one of my wives?

Haaaaaaaaa! You want Rosey33 to think her prophecy is coming to pass ooo even though she no use the constitutionally approved and recognized word then.

By the way, she is readying to get my spoon before I go over to her oo

eaglevision:
A very big shout out to ma pressy of the great Amala mata which is UNAD,bless u boss Logodwhiz,Kbs468 I see u too ma small daddy,crowboy I dae gbadun ur ways no homo,honourable amodu, and other powerful member of the cabinet,I doff ma abeti aja for una,now to all these stubborn guys, Fraiser!!! I just dae pity u sha,anytime I'm away u dae toast ma babes for ma back,just kontinu u knw ur case still dae supreme court,maroune Shammmak d fake prophet I see all the yabbings more vaseline to ya elbow o,na small small I go take enta u,Abbeyunique!!! U go see say na me go impregnate beckytee last last,bobolil u poison food for me but God pass u,I dae come make I go reinforce for all of una.Bless y'all

Bless you too as we all move from glory to glory lojojumo

wittyemi:
huh!!! Pls stop counting down to orientation camp o je,dont you know by so doing you are prolonging the days ni,stop making it seem far jare,dont you know that b4 somebody will gain admission to start counting the ticking seconds through to the minutes,to hours,all the way to days,rolling over 7days (1 week),b4 somebody will now now graduate to the 40th day,iz not a eazy sturv na...just imagining the feelings in the hearts of PCMs on the Eve to orientation camp,Hmmmmmm..* Sipping my Kunu oooo*


Sorry I forgot to mention this;

Good morning to you too..i v got Kunu 4 two,pls join mua.

But were you really serious about your other question about registering from Canada? So that we can quide you appropriately

Rosey33:
pressy u were not like this b4 o...well I know who is spoiling u, its kbs468

you said I'm spoiling him?

But as the Attorney General of this Republic, I'm the custodian of the constitution, hence in the best position to understand that the use of such words as 'spoil' are strongly prohibited let alone me acting and expressing it.

But instead of accusing you of slander and deformation of character of a man with locus standing like myself and charging you to the full gear of all, I would rather charge under a mutual consent.

Oya get one additional spoon for me and you will see me sitting before you instead of you remaining in that imaginary posture

lexzyy:
Pls i get question o, i lost my final year ID card(spill over), can i use my 500lvl own cos i had an extra semester.

Yes Brother as far as it carries your photo and just take along the copy of your course form used for the semester concerned as evidence.

FolabiBret:
Hmmmmm. Overnight, everything just turned topsy turvy for them. O ga o. But, immaturity is, to me, the final straw that's breaking their Camel's back.

Yes Immaturity is the simplest and the easiest word to be used in describing the entire brouhaha, but to me, it's not, as Lola, both by name and root is the only problem ever since even b4 their Mum's departure to the grave beyond while we proclaim love for ourselves as Nigerians.

And now, the words of some of us here by name/moniker-Alhassanu and Bolagabriella while sharing their experiences here in Golden City then becomes a paramount reference point for the Nigerian society.

Just take a look at the below

Oluwanimoduroti1:
Thank you. I'm not sure I understand the last sentence. Glad she's been doing that in my absence.

I'm glad FolabiBret has cleared that out already.

hardie14:
what was that!!!!

It's never a was but an is and my own way of saying that you are a living example of Beauty by your outlook and Brain by your comments and posts posture in Golden City.

FolabiBret:
Beyond their mum's demise, Jude hasn't been an exemplary leader-cum-brother at all. Learnt he had been taking sides with Peter from day 1, just because Paul married Lola(which he was against, as well as their Mum before she died). Perhaps, also because Lola is older than both P-square and Jude himself. Just maybe.

Your submission above are factual and summarizes the real Genesis of the entire imbroglio.

hardie14:
but why shall you confuse!! are you not a people??

Ofcourse being a people means that I would have so many thoughts of different persons in my head but having you around now and giving me the desired coaching and confidence boosting is mouth watery and Heart warming after the initial agitation by your STUNNING SAGACIOUSLY SEXY SCINTILLATING SOCIALLY SWEET SENSATIONAL SULTRY SUPER SERENE SENSUALLY INNOCULOUS INNOCENT INTELLECTUALLY INTELLIGENT FREAKY FABULOUS FASCINATING FUNKY FANTASTIC FULL DRESSY AND DISPOSITIONAL TWEAKING RETREAT OF YOURS IN THIS GOLDEN CITY OF OURS.

FolabiBret:
Who dey follow these Okoye brothers' feud? Yam and pepper don scatter for ground o, big time. *just saying*

I tell you but the only reason I would attribute to the issue getting this messy is the demise of their Mum and this is where the words of sunnepa17's mum-missprudence becomes undoubtedly and overwhelmingly sweet and sound to a logical conclusion.

After all, the below was what they once all said and as she is no more, things then began falling apart

Fraiser:
honorable minister sir, u dont need to stress ursef, am already working on her residence permit

Alright then and please let her feel and experience the best of hospitality on offer here in Golden City Republic.

Pressy LogoDWhiz, don't you think we should modify the Sports ministry to incorporate the versatility of the Minister in view?

Never mind though since the Ministry is actually the The Ministry of Sports and Youth Development.

Yezzy:
WTF. Dem suppose change dis forum to nysc relationship/ comedy section. Thumps up guys. Intending batch A copper in d building. Thought freaked abt d whole nysc thing. Looking forward to getting stressed

I saw you for the first time yesterday although in an unsavory mood by the way but good to see you in a new look status this morning and stress is certainly not any of our portion.

But don't worry, the Minister of Internal Affairs-yanabasee or his appointed subordinate would soon meet for your profile as an official way of getting you properly appraised as a citizen of this Republic.

johndanny:
me ashawo! If u call me ashawo wetin u go call Oga Presido with Kbs468 because of them i never still marry not to talk of to get beta barbeque wey go de follow me de go my oversea trips

Chai! But how many times I wan talk say those kinda words shouldn't be used in reference to me because all of my wives were acquired legally in accordance with the constitutional provision of this City since I do not run them through Motels, Hotels or Brutels but right from within and under my own roof with the space beneath it as room.

jubrealguy:
good morning ooo....... I didn't sleep atall, I had to put the safety of this city first or who do you think protected this city all through the night.

First, I had to make FolabiBret useful for the city as it was so clear that the angel of sleep would never visit him when he needed it most but the ish was that he was all alone, no one to talk to, trust me......the guy na confirm vigilante

Then Johndanny had to take over but that one na ashawo, he couldn't work alone, he was with my oga's babe ( BlizzydoDo) all through the night. Fraiser........ Neva para, i made sure nothing happened

After all this plenty plenty selfless service, there came a notable member of this city hardie14 , saying she has never seen me before buh what can i do......... Na one of our elders kbs468 I go blame.

Anyway........thanks for clearing the air....... All of us for hia kuku know say my oga na one big Maradona........looking for a ministerial post just to have access to all this girls

Bolagabriella come see your opposite namesake ooo. Angel Gabriel or Jubril as you want to call him but certainly he is the physical form of what we used to know as operating from above.

hardie14:
just two of them

You see why I mentioned 'Divorce' as an emergency? It's because they have not been performing their constitutional duties of managing my household perfectly in this our Golden City.

To let you know, they are my wives actually

And when I look into your eyes this way , do not be scared 4 I saw you perform deliverance on Amodu, so I guess you must have known and understood what is already installing the free launcher already programmedvwithin me.

Good morning by the way but how do I ask.....
I'm confused already and I am sure you know that you are the cause

SexxyDior:
Hi Guyz...

Hello dear

Sunnepa17:
Hmmm..double buati Kbs468.
ℓ̊ respect ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ
Drjoshua2000 shld (•͡.̮ •͡ ) ♍ƺ in camera.

Certainly he would respond to your call during the post-wee hours.

Oluwanimoduroti1:
The last time I was here , it was page 561. Just strolling by quietly.

Glad to hear from you again. And your maiden moniker-Invisiblegirl remain fresh in my memory.

Your friend and fellow alumna-Oluwafirefunmi has been sending your regards to US all here.

Hope sey Oshi nranti kowe mi dada ni ilu oyinbo loun.

sirguy542:
Maybe you can help me state some of the laws in our constitution because I don't know any.

OK since you said 'some' and that starts from 2 and above, I would make it easier for you by saying that

,1. Constitutional provision and interpretation only comes up to the fore relatively

2. In tandem with the above and as a prelude to the defense I gave to your observation,

a. Every relationship, discussion, interaction, chat, whispering and/or gestures that tends to connotes g*yism with * representing and standing strictly for ONLY the first letter of the English or American Alphabets are completely prohibited.

b. Subsequent upon a. above but in the opposite sense too, every of that that has l*sbianism with * representing the SECOND letter of the English or the American VOWEL group of Alphabets.

missprudence:
Arrh. scarcity of males.

No not true oo. Infact drjoshua2000 has placed an advertorial for a 'you know'.

But I believe you satistify the basic condition of engagement which is being a good cook and I'm sure that from your son-sunnepa17's confession, you are not lacking in that regard.

Abbeyunique2:
yes i knew Hence my name

No wonder your natural oversight function caught up with me but I no wan burst new bubbles again because I just recovered from the ones I broke the last time I did that.

Na because my wives get eagle eyes oo

sirguy542:
Golden city no dey take eye see the letter "F". Kbs468 & co una well done oh!

Abi but everything we do is in line with our Golden City constitution na. After all, I'm the Attorney General and thus the custodian of the constitution as well as being in the best position to interpret the provision therein.

amodu:
You dey spit all dis in my absence abi

and you know your Goliath awaits you

Thank God say na Goliath you call am but the gods in black are always responsible for my David-Arsenal's fall for Goliath na instead of the Normal miracle kind of fall wey Goliath suppose fall.

Abbeyunique2:
Nah that we dey call community harvest.
moreover, she is still single but u have to be quick cos i see our father abraham (kbs468) dey check her out.

Na everything about you dey unique?
Na question I asked ooo because na wetin I see be that oo.

SexxyDior:
Hiya...*Newbie*

Welcome officially but very soon, a permanent residence permit interview questionaire would be handed over to you for a proper documentation just like JAEYWEST did some minutes ago