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Abbie25:
Thank God. MisterDemola Kbs and LogoDwhiz. Am so happy. Remember the result I talked about one time. My courseadviser said it has been sorted out and I checked truly it has.

Congrats and hope you have all your 3 items required for a posting to your singular preferred state of choice

spixytinxy:
lol, iyen na nice oooo, stil divorcing u sha

May be you want the only selling point of our government to be the Press paparazzi because Orilé ede wa Golden City o ni gba wa oo.

After yielding to the persuasion by LogoDWhiw and keeping tovIghravweIG's address referring to me as a Man of my words, you now come Up with what?

I know it's one of those your pranks

arcnomec:
Madam,you self try hide your hussy woman(izing) act for bedroom small na..You come dey expose am like this for public...

Thank you Honourable Minister of Land and Housing Development. When I told her that it's her actions that is pushing me out but she wouldn't listen

spixytinxy:
chesus christ, hope u wil try nd go tomorrow sha

See how you dey miss represent yourself up and down. when we were searching for the 3 religious heads of Golden City, only Dchiefpriest surfaced as the babalawo.

Won't you come up as the CAG (Christian Association of Golden City)president? Atleast to help you build our twins in the line of the Lord? and hmm hmmm tithe collection benefits too?

LogoDWhiz:
Kbs468, I think you need to leave this couple alone.

She said she's not interested. Let her be!

So many other girls you can roll with. She's a married woman.

Don't bring disdain to the government. How will a minister be chasing a married woman when he has so many wives at home?

Remember you called yourself an Elder!



MissOyin, and Amodu.
Una just dey do PDA upandan.
Una doh o.
Continue

Honestly the epistle I typed just disappeared and I can't repeat it again but what I actually tried putting forward is that in tune with avoiding discord in governance, I have decided to withdraw my emotional attachment to the relationship between I and MissOyin forthwith but not that she is not loved ooo.

So, in line with the continuity of governance of Golden City Republic, I hereby put forward her nomination as a Minister for Foreign Relation and Special Duties since the 2 previously suggested positions have been occupied by Johndanny and Spanishmario respectively.

I thus kindly advised that you direct the presidential spokesperson-Ojeifo12 to forward her name for confirmation in the Red chambers along side that of dominion92 since the Golden City's Assembly are already resuming from recess

spixytinxy:
beeni ooooo, don't no y I even decided to go with omo oyo sef, won ti like obirin ju

So this is a confirmation that amodu o ri OBINRIN ri? in his own words of Ikorodu eulogy
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MissOyin see another beautiful reason why you should roll with me?

justified19:
I don confuse o..I no even know weda u dey praise me ni or u dey yab me..


pigin English pls..lol

Habaaaa! Who b me 2 yab my family padi of life. I just dey jejely greet and hail you ñi n'a 4 your comment about my j'aiye orimi n'a

amodu:
Hmmmm, he needs to be condemned.

What I normally hear is that 'Adie o kin je ifun ara won'. So why is he disturbing my marriage...

Chai! MissOyin you see? I asked you earlier on and you responded 'I don't', now see what I am saying? that all he has been saying are not genuine but out the pressure from me else how can he be comparing anyone of us including himself to 'Adié'? chicken, hen or cock? even biotechshola will agree with me that the tagging of humans as BIOLOGICAL ANIMALS IS NOT IN ANY WAY CLOSE TO THE ABOVE. I MEAN THAT'S DEGRADING ENOUGH

spixytinxy:
Haaa, dere is God oooo, ow am I pushing u out, u just liking changing woman like cloth, stop all dis ur flimsy excuse

Oda Motigbo Atinuké mi

justified19, you see what I am talking about? you always talk justice justly to the justification of all everytime

Armynu:
This kbs468 nickname "Ladies Spanner" needs to be changed o...
He is becoming Ladies Spanner, Ladies Wrench, Ladies Screwdriver, Ladies Bolt, Ladies nut and a lot more numerous to mention.....
We need to help him...

Cc
Logodwhiz
Dtobs
Amodu
Sent4rina
Jamesdaniel
Ojeifo
Greatestman
Kuchikau
Jtchukwu
IghravwelG
Oyehomie
Justified19
Arcnomec

Lol VP himself. Honestly, ever wonder why I became so addicted to this thread? I can't just quantify the degree of joy, happiness and laughter I have been enjoying here seriously. welcome though.

MissOyin:
Kbs468 shotigbo

Motigbo ki ôkàn ré le bàlé but you sef understand me naa? abi?

MissOyin:
Kbs468 shotigbo

Motigbo ki ôkàn ré le bàlé but you sef understand me naa? abi?

MissOyin:
Pressy ooooo LogoDWhiz come see Kbs468 oooo

Wetin? Na lie I lie?

MDOLOFU:
I am Monday Abu olofu from Kogi finished from FUAM hoping to b in d nest bash by his grace

Alright welcome

MissOyin:
I trust u dearie

Yes just continue reassuring him until you are officially confirmed as a federal Minister OK *winks*

MissOyin:
okay Ladies beware my Amodu z ale Nobody ooo

Haaaaaaa! Relationship wey don hit brick wall. when my wives are battling to be the sole owner of my personal self, somebody is here shouting he is ale Nobody and even helped by the so called wife to scream same? Who does that? if you are comfortable with ale, why don't you encourage him to bring her home or are you not aware of the prophecy by Adeboye and co of a new STD in 2016? or you think amodu will stop at Nobody alone?

amodu:
Don't tell me you're getting intimidated....

Did you actually read my post? or you are just saying this to impress MissOyin? look I will expose you next week that you didn't go anywhere because, let me reveal the secret to you in case you don't know that MissOyin has invited me to come watch the LONDON DERBY AT THE EMIRATES IN YOUR VICINITY BECAUSE MAY BE MY PRESENCE WILL MOTIVATE YOU TO STOP CRYING WHEN CHELSEA DID NOT WIN A GAME NOT KNOWING THAT YOU SAID I SHOULD COME AND COLLECT HER

Oyehomie:
lols at ur #fact image..... it's actually 'was a 'hisssss"'....listen to it again....na wettn Amodu du u reach nah?

He should put the blame on NYSC oo for not releasing the TT

MissOyin:
Oh lawd, dis write up jst rendered me speechless
LUV U TEW

Yes very good and well coded expression that will make him to continue to believe what is not

MissOyin:
Good Morning and I heard everytin oo

Yes I did raised my voice on purpose to gain your attention ñi see, let me tell you and assure you that we will resume communication in Spanish even if warrant using my office as the Minister of Information and the Attorney General, trust me for that.

*whispering* see the truth about him will be revealed today because EVERTON IS VISITING TODAY AND THE OUTCOME MIGHT INFLUENCE YOUR DESIRE TO VISIT THAT WATER FALLS.

INFACT NEXT WEEK HE PROPOSED WILL NOT WORK BECAUSE OUR DARLING ARSENAL WILL BE WELCOMING HIS CHELSEA IN AN HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT AT THE EMIRATES (MY PREFERRED AIRLINE), BUT I KNOW THAT AFTER READING THIS HE MIGHT NOT WANT TO REACT NEGATIVELY TO ANY EVENTUALITY BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO TAGG HIM A BABY FOR SHEDDING TEARS SINCE HE ONCE SAID: see the below

Infact he said I should come and collect, so after that we will now settle just like Olamide and Don Jazzy did.

Because the particular statement of interest is the A matchday without Chelsea playing is always boring, can you imagine that costly mistake even while you were by his side? LOOK WE LAWYERS DEAL WITH FACTS AND FIGURES IN PASSING JUDGEMENT

*looking around if anyone is listening* Have you ever wondered why I have not been dedicating my #Governorship position to anyone else? it's because of your thoughts

amodu:
I know you must...

Dear, It is pertinent to let the world know who you are so that you can be appreciated and honoured and this might serve as an INTIMIDATION to someone.....

I also enjoyed it, melo melo of what transpired during the night do I want to mention. You're not just beautiful for beauty sake but you complement it with bedmatics to the extent I didn't know when I started speaking and flowing in Spanish and French that you haven't thought me. Sincerely, 'AKI GBE OKERE MO DIDUN OBE'. Words are inadequate to describe your being as a wife in all ramifications.

Let me describe you with letter 'E'.

You're an:

EPITOME OF BEAUTY

EXAMPLE OF BEAUTY

EMBLEM OF BEAUTY

ENIGMA OF BEAUTY

EMBODIMENT OF BEAUTY

You have been successfully ENGRAVED, ETCHED, EMBROIDERED, ENGROOVED and ENSHRINED in ME.

LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MissOyin, do you know my worth now? see why he is doing all he could monster in other to keep you? I believe that the same World he is addressing too will by this gauge my capabilities.

Olasum, see what you are about missing Baà? Because even a man values and appreciate me to the extent of ki o mà de okùn sokoto Kîn mà bàà tù si t'a

Sent4rina:
Jux be rest assure that when 'gbege don shele' i'll nt be here to safe u frm spannering (act of disconfiguring head with spanner) u by Amodu & co..

Haha? you are still thinking in the level of the day street of Golden City ooo. I am talking as a federal executive Minister here and the Spannering attitude you are referring to is come among them in the Hallowed chambers nauw since they can easily win an election as a street Man with the same attitude and mentality still running in them.

*my lips raised directly to his ears* you see why amodu did not marry before becoming a senator

Olasum:
Hmmm Kbs468, you're manipulating me. My friend please come to my aid oo.

Dtobs, it's your time to laugh abi, enjoy it while it last.

Good morning people of Golden city

You know very well in your heart that I am
only manifesting the events and actions that I reveal the existence of a special and unique bond between us but instead you prefer to use the word 'manipulating', it's alright since I wouldn't want to bring you to disrepute because we still belong together at the end of the day.

Above all, I am pleased with the ending of your post which suggest and reveal the true State of your mind as calm, welcoming and devoid of any agitation for a break up with me and as regard DTOBS that you mentioned, please learn from his failure to lure away your sweet friend from me through his persistent and consistent Owambe invitational inducement.

Sent4rina:
Baddest! Aswear you will never change..


*whispering back*
Well, since you cannot take your mind of her, i'll advice you to plot ur strategy with great caution because you know that Amodu is a jealous guy and perhaps his unpredictable (when kasala bust; na OYO u dey o)...

*continue*
Buh wait o, between me nd u, why did you like ladies this much that u can't control ur emotion whenever you see a lady around here (ur secret is safe with me dnt worry)?

Ofcourse I will never change from positivity to negativity and none of us will ever follow that trend by his grace

*whisperin* Yes I know the danger in it but I believe that you know too well how matured and coded relationship are usually being carried out with Top class notch particularly at an executive ministerial level as compared to the gbogbo ero grassroot kind of display that you see citizens washing their dirty linen outside.

*continued* emm OK. since I can trust you in all front as per a Minister and a married man too. you see, (in a more lower voice because amodu is around) he actually posted the below about women which to me is a motivation to keep loving women as I always do because they are meant to be loved, appreciated and cared for.

besides, have you forgotten that my Nick name is Ladies Spanner? Now how does a mechanical spanner function? you handle it and put into use for efficiency right?

So in a similar fashion, Ladies handle me and I work smoothly by manipulating their brains to their delight, interest, passion,desire and wishes to the tone of my emotions too. I guess you know where I am coming from now.

That was why I always advice that parents should know the kind of name they give their children because whether we like it or not, it has a way of saying something about them

justified19:
I already made dat comment befor i saw It.. no vex.

Alright no qualms

MDOLOFU:
I just read on nairaland dat d bill to increase ALAWE has been passed by d house. How true is it guys?

Yes welcome brother and I will first of all implore you to introduce yourself to us.

About what you read, yes it was actually created by one of your own here in this forum and being the Attorney General and Minister of information, whatever you have from me is genuine and authentic.

I am sure you read and digested the info actually. For sure the WHEN TO TAKE OFF AND TO HOW MUCH QUESTIONS WEREN'T INDICATED RIGHT? WHICH IS WHAT YOU PREMISED YOUR QUESTION UPON BUT BEAR IT IN MIND THAT THE BILL WAS ACTUALLY CONCEIVED BY A LAW MAKER WHO IS NOT IN THE POSITION OF THE PAYMENT BUT PURELY THE FUNCTION OF THE EXECUTIVES JUST LIKE THE PRICE OF #49,800 WAS INDICATED IN THE LAST AND REJECTED BILL SENT BY GEJ HIMSELF.

SO WHAT WE NEED IS PRAYERS FOR THEM TO FAST TRACK ITS' PASSAGE.

MY DELTA PEOPLE, UNA MAN DÉY WORK OO
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Spixytinxy
IghravweIG
Peterveo

justified19:
u av d right to ur opinion... as for me, I admire GEJ a lot.. I love him

pls didn't you read what I copied you for?

amodu:
We should then give kudos to a head that can defeat them tactically within the space of 7 months and condemn in totality a slowpoke head who failed to defend his citizens for a whole 5 years.

pls pls pls let this particular topic SLIDE AND WAKA PASS HENCEFORTH.

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Yanabasee
justified19
arnomec
IghravweIG

Sent4rina:
#522



Here comes the principle of FAIR HEARING.

BTW, when did you become a lawyer?

Haha? Honorable Minister himself, have you forgotten that I also doubles as the Attorney General of Golden City Republic? Infact that was the first qualities of mine that impressed MissOyin thereby endearing her to me but because Spixytinxy had tempted her with friendship in her usual self style of keeping me to herself alone just like she did to Olasum which didn't pay Off later as seen from my evidence.

*whispering* see Honourable Minister, A no go lie you oo, my mind and eyes still dey on MissOyin oo and what matters is me convincing her about what my feelings are for her still.

*whispering continues* In case you might say she is married and would I like already tasted love? And I would gladly say yes because part of our duties in court is to sanction divorce and do not forget that you too did same with former first lady mjblinks when she left the villa to be with you in one of the most romantic love tangle we've had here in Golden City.

*aloud* May be I should convince her to start teaching me Spanish dialect again so that we can be communicating with that when she becomes a federal Minister.

infact I am starting now! since she overheard me when I made the above comment aloud.

Biuen diàs MissOyin

Armynu:
Now that 4:15AM has pass, I can authoritatively tell you that I am now waiting for 4:15PM.

VP no need for panicking as @nysc_ng has made it clear that we should be seeing a confirmation soon, meaning it's the same TT that will be revealed to us and that will and must surely come out on or before Monday the 18th which is the official submission/commencement date for uploading of the Senate approved list

jtchukwu:
I'm in Yola i will check it out on Monday, those of us from MAUTECH we are good to go.

Congrats Man

Bukish21:
Good morning everyone....

arcnomec:
Good morning E-folks..Hope you all had a splendid night..

Morning to you both too

biotechshola:
The senate list will be out on monday, those who are in yola av already confirmed their names.

Congrats and sure it's a must since the uploading of names starts 18th January to the 25th

spixytinxy:
failed ke, let Olasum come nd defend herself, dat wen we wld knw d truth

Darling, you know that as a lawyer, our actions and reactions are always enshrined within the confines of the law backed and supported by glaring evidence subsequent upon a flawless and unequivocal judgement limited to the understanding of Men and women usually premised on the knowledge of true confession from and by both the accused and the plaintiff in a Court of law because they have all been subjected to an oath of true faith confession of which the presiding judges and lawyers are immuned from publicly which gives room for intentional or bribe induced misjudgement as Olasum is anticipating from Golden Citizens.

I believe that by the time Olasum sees this post, she won't even wait for her lawyers to ask her to kiss me before she will do so and I know that since this one will be to the full gear of the public, it won't be the usual passionate kiss of mptuah mptuah mptuah when we are in the heat of activities but mptu mptu mptu, that soundless kiss of intense trust, forgiveness, appreciation, love, readiness to forget everything behind the acrimony making her make contradictory remarks and reignite the same old passionate comical romantic beautiful love lifestyle of ours together

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Armynu
amodu
IghravweIG
Sent4rina
DTOBS
Oluwafirefunmi
MissOyin
dominion92

Olasum:
I don't know anything about what kbs468 showed you people, don't even know when I typed all that talk less of posting it. I don't even understand anything when did all this happened sef?
I think I was blindfolded cos kbs is my friend's hubby and the father of her children, why would I now marry my friendship hubby, it is impossible. SOMEBODY should please HELP me


Cc:
Kbs468
Spixytinxy
Dtobs
Amodu
IghravweIG
Biotechshola

hmmmmn. Remember when I sang Omoge jowo wa komi saya, otutu mumi oo to finally make you succumbed after I told you that my Spixytinxy is heavily pregnant and we can't exercise again for her convenience and the below pictorial conversation ensued? in between the period of our romantic affair?

like I said and have proven, i am not and will never be a fetish man because I believe that it is the same Omnipotent being that you and I know that is still responsible for the babalawo-Dchiefpriest's functioning, so why won't I call upon him directly too? My love for you will not fade but.........


In case you don't know, your oroguns-Spixytinxy, Mschubby and dhupsy including yourself are all prayer warriors, so our household should be free of any eventuality by now.

So baby boo, na my magnetic love oo. you are #lovestruck already, hence be proud of your decision

The first 2 are evidence of freedom of choice during your decision making while they remaining 2 are evidence of my lovely and caring nature as you evidently confessed after you where overwhelmed with my irresistible advances, actions and soft tender touches