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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:05pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:
......Sends an encrypted message via mail.....
She won't kii you. Remember how she reacted when you first made your intentions known, the remaining they say is history. Anyways I have the perfect excuse, you know traditions demands that you take another wife when you wife is expected to be delivered of twins bearing in mind that your coronation is also around the corner. Taking her health into consideration we will for now keep mute bout the matters arising and in other to prevent any unforeseen circumstances. Olasum will welcome such development as it is to her own advantage marrying a public figure, as well as a soon to be traditional chieftain. The people understand the tradition except for the likes of dtobs who always has ulterior motives and others that have no respect for tradition or practice a different one.
I will enjoin you to keep calm as the matter will be handled...
Dchiefpriest will make clarity on the above subject matter. Congratulations in advance bro.

You're a man..
You see now and how I wish I could Show her this in order to come her about your good nature and your desire to always wish us what is best for us but she won't see things this way even if I Showed her.
Thanks for your advice and understanding by the way.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:48pm On Dec 21, 2015
chumaster:
Hello comrades! I guess we all have heard about the impending strike to be embarked upon by SSANU(Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities) on 24th of this month? What do you guys have to say about it, whether it will have any effect on our Mobilization for 16A?.
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#justbeingcuriousthough
Brother, SSANU means as you have described and includes all the professors and Doctors, Registrers, infact all principal senior top echelon of Unis whereas

NASU is in charge of Nysc affairs which stands for NON-ACADEMIC STAFF UNION of which both of them are associated with Unis only while polytechnics, both public and private are also involved in mobilizing HND graduates
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:
We go way back my dear... And you know what? I will do nuffin to offend you nor my brother kbs468...

Bro its one of those joke I have become accustomed to over the years. Family joke.
Nothing do you bro as d below sums up life
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:20pm On Dec 21, 2015
spixytinxy:
what cause, hope is nt wat am thinking oooo
No oooo not what you are thinking really.

*whispering to VP Armynu* Hmmmn abi ee wa gba mi ni! my wife wan kii me, abi she no know say telling her the truth about my intention towards Olasum na for real might jeopardize her health and those of the babies? thus putting us all at risk? including Olasum herself because of what people will say after the unexpected?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:
What/who killed the second man?
Nobody and nothing actually killed the second man but a natural death because it was only the first man that ordered for H2O- which is water while the second man hasn't ordered for same but only expressed his desire to have H2O too before his unfortunate death
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:49pm On Dec 21, 2015
spixytinxy:
Armynu, Hmmmm. I won't say anything oooo. Kbs Armynu is oppressing d moda of ur unborn twins ooo
Sorry darling, it seems you are misunderstanding and mixing things up because Armynu is not only the VP of this great Republic but also a good family friend, so he couldn't have been guilty of your accusation? I will approach him about that anyway
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:44pm On Dec 21, 2015
spixytinxy:
u r already married, so leave her alone
That's my darling. Always fighting for my cause. Olasum can you see the welcoming signal for a befitting friendship? keep your cool OK because my darling is incomparably down to earth
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:39pm On Dec 21, 2015
arcnomec:
Bros na wow ooo,you didn't informed me that madam is heavy for you, that's not fair na,well if one of the twins is a female child ,keep her for my son to marry..
Sorry about that bro.

Incidentally yes the babies have been confirmed to be male and female twin nature. But is your son available yet? or is it still in anticipation? why I ask is because we won't tolerate a kind of sugar mummy relationship oo as my darling Spixytinxy will soon put to bed ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
arcnomec:
kbs468 where are your fellow mathematicians ?......
I remembered doing and advance algebra/calculus in sch then,there was this question from echelon matrix our lecturer gave us.Though a combine class of Architecture and physics electronics students.
I guess they are here cos I have seen a couple of them during introduction on the thread

Hmmn Minister of Land and Housing Development, those kinds of questions are not actually meant for everybody in the class rather it is ideally meant to cause injuries and wounds to high flying CGPAs ooo such that a lecture knows you can solve a problem but will deliberately want you fail it by constraining you with the time to finish it off
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:07pm On Dec 21, 2015
Martinez1845:
Batch A16 PCM.
Is it possible to be posted to ones state of origin? Really want to serve in Enugu
Bros even if it's possible to serve in one's state of Origin but THE ANSWER IS A NO IN YOUR OWN CASE AS ENUGU IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST HOT CAKE CONTRACT SIGNING ADVENTURE AMONG PCMs
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
arcnomec:
Correct gunner...we are gunning down city today.
Yes ooo the ministry is moving to it's destined destination this season beginning from tonight's Christmas face off appetizer

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:36pm On Dec 21, 2015
waiess:
Lolz....shaaaaaarrrp guy!!!! I wan bet sey na 1st class u take finish for school...if not na strong 2.1
Chai! which course you study for for Skul sef? Because you go be a very good Human Resource Manager oo by virtue of being a good Interviewer

Well me I believe in destiny sha and na wetin I suspect say God Don pen down for me na him a still finish with and my graduation na serious testimony for the skul sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2015
justified19:
let me explain.

I am an extra yr student, I think about 15 of us(I am nt sure) our result wasnt computed on time by our level coordinator cos of reasons such as; incomplete units(dis is cos som dept wia som of us did electives failed to send result on time)
my result nd anoda girl's result had been ready since, but according to what I heard...ma level cord said he couldnt present only our result for approval, so he waited till Wednesday..eventually couldn't take it on Wednesday...



I also heard frm unreliable source dat d result of d current outgoing students in d dept( non extra yr) hasn't been approved too..

so, I think d issue affects d normal students nd d exta yr students in d dept... or at least, every extra yr student..I hope u understand my explanation.
This is very unfortunate Brother and I would say your skul no do well at all because this is exactly almost the same scenario with me but with a slight modification to the entire gist because some of the results were out from different department across the different faculties of my skul but yet they refused to mobilized any of my set, instead they only mobilized the pending PCMs list together with their colleagues who had either 1st, 2nd or both semesters exams with us by speedily working on their results before hand within the month of June and Thus releasing the mobilised list on August 18th while the entire skul results were approved and released between 5th and 18th while others were approved on the 19th and released on the 20th respectively.


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So what I am saying in essence is that your skul should have made you guys case a priority by going after the those elective courses undertakened by your colleagues rather than waiting for for them before Some persons don't do that the right thing at the right time except being pressured.

Since other results have not been approved, I just pray that your skul Senate sits first week of January, because after that, your SOR won't be a problem as you would just explain your situation relative to NYSC mobilisation to them and that's all and you will be good to go except if your skul has a huge backlog of PCMs awaiting mobilisation, then that will count against you as the skul will become reluctant in hastening deliberation about your case.

My Brother WHAT WILL BE WILL BE and that is it.

Do not despair, keep hope alive and let's see how things will turn out to be OK
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:45am On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:
Kbs468 help translate "E ma ma so mi lenu" to english.

Thanks.
Simply put: He is saying you all shouldn't throw punchline of verbal assault of accusation on me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:27am On Dec 21, 2015
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Good morning guys and I believe that teemama20 and redgem in particular picked up from where they stopped last night already ?

it's nothing but just to note that you are always sighted too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:03am On Dec 21, 2015
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Armynu:
She will soon. Don't say I didn't warn you.
No I trust my beau, she won't so Olasum is safe according to Spixytinxy



but I kinda reason with you oo because she use the expression 'vewy vewy safe' doesn't that ring a bell? you know when women are in love, they tend to say something to mean another oo and in this case, she actually displayed that scenario even in writing


Hmmmn see danger danger

SOMETHING = TO MEAN ANOTHER

very very safe = vewy vewy safe cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:46am On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:
Hmmmm, not sure that's coming from ur heart o. If I were her, I'd run to safety asap. Open invitation seems like a trojan horse to me. But if na true, kbs468 can take a fourth wife.
Spixytinxy, see me oo lipsrsealed
but if Ministers of Health-Prettyjo and biotechshola refuses to advise us on my previous notification and with ur out grown and heavy Baby bump, I would have no choice than to keep you in OYO till you put to bed while I head to KADUNA with Olasum oo after all, I had promise not to look outside, meaning 'I am saying no to concubine' but if it's a legal addition, then no problem
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:28am On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Are you smart and sure of yourself? If so, solve this question
in 20seconds...
A boat moves 4km in 52minutes along the current of a river
and moves 2km in an hour against the current of the river.
How long will it take it to travel a distance of 10km on a lake?
If possible, show ur workings... #brainy!
Even the likes of mjblinks, Pweedyuz and Oluwanomoduroti1 among others who dislike Maths for English would know that the right answer is one word-INCONCLUSIVE since you can't even read and digest the question in 20 seconds!!! cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:20am On Dec 21, 2015
waiess:
Hmm....since u said am putting u on an uncomfortable seat then let me make d best of it...what if u got everything right and no network ish, what states wld u still pick....just for curiosity sake pls patronize me
Hmmmn
Every challenge/contest in life usually depict positivity or negativity at the beginning, middle or ending of itself, but most times the ending summarises everything.

But you only concentrated on the beginning of my submission, so me too will also end this post with the parting shot from that post as below

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m):
IT'S 41 DAYS TO JANUARY 31st CITIZENS!!!

NOTE THAT THIS COUNTDOWN WILL SURELY TAKE A U-TURN WHEN THE ALMIGHTY TT EVENTUALLY COMES ALIVE!!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:58am On Dec 21, 2015
DTOBS:
To the best of my knowledge, there is no way you can get a SOR without your dpt carrying your results to the senate for approval....It is when the senate has done that, then you will be able to process any SOR. Like I said,it's just to the best of my knowledge oooo, I may be wrong tho!
Kbs468 and LogoDwhiz can help in this as well...
No b lie DG, justified19 let me ask you this -Have your set started collecting SOR? I need to know before I can make a categorical statement about some annoying tendencies
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:36pm On Dec 20, 2015
#288
YES EVERY FORM OF SPECULATION RELATING TO THE NYSC TIME TABLE HAS BEEN ON CIRCULATION SINCE FRIDAY AND WE AS MOUTH PIECE WOULD NOT INVOLVED OURSELVES IN ACTIONS THAT WILL RAISE YOUR TEMPERATURE OUT OF DESPERATION, HENCE WE BRING TO YOU THE LATEST OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION RELATING TO THE SUBJECT MATTER AS CAPTURED BELOW

Spixytinxy I can't just stop because I am deterred by any form of criticism. Not even from DTOBS.


This space again is for you and our Twin Babies.

To keep it short, I say sweet sleep in your dream land

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:01pm On Dec 20, 2015
grocery:
Yea it was, guess yours was glorious. Do have a peaceful night rest.
Indeed I give him the glory. Thank you, you too and sweet dream
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:58pm On Dec 20, 2015
arcnomec:
What's going on here?

cc:kbs468 oluwafirefunmi greatestman DTOBS Amrynu Amodu Jonhdanny et'al
Its peaceful deliberation as usual.
Where went you Man? quite a while you know
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:54pm On Dec 20, 2015
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Hope service was splendid earlier today
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:02pm On Dec 20, 2015
waiess:
Hmmn....nice and insightful but that said I would like to know ur combination of states u wld like to serve in
Lol you've decided to put me on the spot to occupy an uncomfortable seat right? Well I am still yet to tinker that ooo because everything depends on registration as someone might have planned to register early, only for the site, email linkage, location or poor server service provision could cause a disappointment that would give one's colleagues from same skul in other locations an advantage of registering early to fill up one's skul quota and thus making my 3 choices disappear from screen during registration and hence making available to me those states that have not been filled up by my skul colleagues or even if I got the opportunity of picking the 3 choices I desire, I could still be thrown out of where I never choosed because somebody somewhere wants to give my space to someone from my skul who couldn't have the chance to pick my choices which him or herself so desired.

So I would at this juncture tie everything to fate just like I missed B15 completely not because of anything but my skul's decision to mobilized only PCMs with 09-JAMB Admission number even when they were not upto the skul's NYSC quota.

That is my submission oo Brother, in order to cut down any disappointment, I would probably reveal it after registration as well as the particula state of posting when I finally lay my hands on the DESTINATION- CALL UP LETTER

Gracias
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:20pm On Dec 20, 2015
spixytinxy:
Kbs oya wa fi oju agba wo to do temi na State of origin: delta state State of resident: lagos state Skuld in: Edo State
Oyo Abuja Enugu or akwa ibom
Darling oya pick one between Enugu and Akwa Ibom before I continue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:32pm On Dec 20, 2015
peterveo:
Helo Kbs468...
Pls give ur view on this...
SOR...Delta
Sch....Calabar (Unical)
My choices re
Ogun
Akwa ibom
Enugu
Wats the posibility of getting Akwa ibom?
The only possibility for you to secure AKWA IBOM is by making it your 3rd choice since it is in your zone in terms of Origin and state of skul location, then that would make it seem as if you don't like it most

Else OGUN would be your sure bet irrespective of whether it is placed 2nd or 3rd. Remember too that ENUGU is hot cake also, so it is also a potential area of luck for you if you fall among the first few to benefit from the spreading formula relative to your skul.


Above all, The risk involved for those of us combining atleast the three of the following hot states of-
LAGOS
ABUJA
ENUGU
AKWA IBOM
OGUN
KANO and
RIVERS
is finding ourselves in a state we never picked or anticipated when the NYSC spreading formula relative to our individual skuls might have been exhausted and benefited our other unknown colleagues from same particular skul
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:13pm On Dec 20, 2015
Armynu:
Ba damuwa. mine is still far thanking God it went well.
Masha Allah
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2015
olops98:
pls I av tried getting to the mail mod but could not. tell me how again
Let me not jump the gun. Since you can post here without restrictions, just repost your complaint precisely and type
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yokiti

I bet you, they are all friendly and supportive. surely he will come to your aid I believe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:34pm On Dec 20, 2015
DTOBS:
Kbs468.... now hear my own! State of origin: Osun
State of residents: Osun
State where I schooled: Osun


My choices for service: Ogun, Abuja and Akwa Ibom...

Arrange it for me...gringrin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:34pm On Dec 20, 2015
DTOBS:
Kbs468.... now hear my own!
State of origin: Osun

State of residents: Osun

State where I schooled: Osun



My choices for service: Ogun, Abuja and Akwa Ibom...


Arrange it for me...gringrin
kindly state them according to your preference and let's see

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