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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:06am On Dec 22, 2015

DTOBS:
But he's still having good relationship with ya team doctor? The should be a singular reason why he should stay! Allow him to discover gold and diamond for Manchester in a place you guys least expect! Na beg I dey beg oooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:03am On Dec 22, 2015

Armynu:
For now its just mere speculations and will be treated as such until LVG has been relieved of his duties.

It has been agreed with a 5 year start and what is left now is whether to sack LVG now or wait until end of the season, but Champions League is at risk just like Chelsea's case

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:58am On Dec 22, 2015

bilkis001 come and talk to us naa, haba since 13th December fa? no single comment, dat's not fair enough.
Oya break the jinx now and today by virtue and the honour given to you by me as the Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:53am On Dec 22, 2015

Armynu:
Bush meat done catch the hunter... The hunter in your case in now being hunted.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:41am On Dec 22, 2015

greatestman:
Pages are moving, that timetable is as genuine as the love between Armynu and Dominion92... Any other love here is stage...

chai! See beef of the highest order. Number 3 in support of number 2 but be reminded that me I be fish oo, so I still get life and still swimming comfortably within my habitation while you know say beef na part of an already slaughtered or violently killed animal oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:35am On Dec 22, 2015

LogoDWhiz:
Sack Letter loading!

You're not even part of the senate.

Kbs468, please let's start grooming someone else for his post.

He's getting overambitious.

Pressy, like you said, he is still under my Ministry but I would advice we thread softly by rewarding competency with honour and encouragement.

But if he continues to peddle chaos about using any impeachment threat to his advantage through our National agencies, then he should be reminded that his friend, kennybello is looming aroud the corner to take over from him.

*Whispering to DTOBS*
Mr karma, I just this new turn of event will checkmate U permanently now as you will be loosing out on two front if U dont desist. So console yoursef with your Job now over ur permanently loosing out on Olasum else see double danger. So this is the real karma at work and not ur own version towards me as nothing dey happen in my spixytinxy voice because, come rain come shine we go still clear the dust between us as she is carrying my Beautiful Heterogeneous sex twin babies due to be delivered very soon

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:16am On Dec 22, 2015

DTOBS:
In case you don't know, the time is 2:05am..

wrong

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:08am On Dec 22, 2015

DTOBS:
well Olasum has decided on which way she is going? I don't have any problem with that but lemme ask why she wanna destroy spixytnxy marriage!
Olasum, my undying love for you is still strong...

Your lie is so glaring that............
Never mind, she has made her choice already and that to me is the most important thing to me now rather than indulging in an argumentative fairy tale with you

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:41am On Dec 22, 2015

amodu:
Gunners fans, congrats to you for this important win.

yes ooo Pls check out the list below in no particular order and others will soon be revealed. remember we also top the most searched football club in the world on Google Search in 2015

cc

kbs468

nathoneal

arnomec

waiess

IghravweIG

arrhenius

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:32am On Dec 22, 2015

Olasum:
Our love will be forever and ever

for sure and no going back

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:29am On Dec 22, 2015

arcnomec:
Oxford Dictionary (New Word Alert) Ozil (noun) an assist or a help.
Usage: (1) Let me ozil you.
(2) How may I be of ozil?

Advanced learners Dictionary (New word Alert) Ozil(verb) An active action word of rendering help or assistance, seeing something to a climax, involving oneself in the affairs of others towards achieving fame and honour

(1) Spixytinxy has been Oziling me since 20BC

(2) LogoDWhiz, thanks for your Ozil on this thread

Disclaimer : I am not saying Ozil the Arsenal footballer oo, so that you won't come and be saying You are a Chelsea fan oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:25pm On Dec 21, 2015

nathoneal:
FT- Arsenal 2 - 1 Man city
Great Game!!!
It's clear Arsenal is a strong contender for the EPL title this season without any iota of doubt...
Good night citizens

it was indeed a marvelous game. 4point clear of MAN CITY and LEICESTER CITY will soon clash with them

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:23pm On Dec 21, 2015

spixytinxy:
kissi, nibo

haha dey there na. As I dey follow you with coolu coolu tempa so, e b like say na to do you strong thing remain oo, so make me loose my patience o. You sef check am naa, Olasum said me una share or she take over patapata, now ur attitude is tilting towards patapata ooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:48pm On Dec 21, 2015

shuaibbs:
That timetable looks freaking real to me...

And if its not we'll gather all the prayer warriors in golden city to bind and cast any demon that will make it unreal!!!

BTW where is Oluwanimoduroti1... Ahhh me I am missing her ni ooo...

#Cheers

That is the time table actually but not yet announced officially, but because of the leakage already, we might experience a slight modification on it anyway because of integrity concern

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:43pm On Dec 21, 2015

arcnomec:
Expecting answers to my teaser when I'm back from Emirate stadium.......Off to London tonight,see you when I get back..

Wait for me too, no need of answering your teaser again as it has been dealt with adequately

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:23pm On Dec 21, 2015

arcnomec:
Cut it into pieces .....And you are good to go...

even if na small baby elephant, do you know how large it is and how much the corresponding meat will be? Besides no baby was mentioned, so assume it to be atleast an average elephant and a large quantity of beef is expected. So how large will the fridge be? And is it only the piecesed elephant that will stuck up the fridge?

Cc
LogoDWhiz
Sent4rina

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:07pm On Dec 21, 2015

LogoDWhiz:
Kbs468, I have another one here
Anybody can attempt.

How do you put in an elephant into a fridge?

The point is that most brain teaser have ready made answers that are not logical in anyway.
However, this is logical in applying the grammer aspect rather than practical attribute of the question ans I WILL REPLY THAT THE ONLY WAY TO ACHIEVE THAT IS BY SIMPLY WRITING 'an elephant' on anything tangible and that is logical enough to be placed in a fridge

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:57pm On Dec 21, 2015

Olasum:
Oya, chop kiss

mptuah mptuah mptuah. Thank you adorable baby boo. I love you. Pls this statement is sacred and I dont say it except I mean it and that forms part of the fear of Spixytinxy but all that has been settled and put to rest now

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:44pm On Dec 21, 2015

LogoDWhiz:
That's right.

But do you know someone can give another answer contrary to this and it will seem right.

Cc:Kbs468

exactly but at nathoneal, the two answers you gave could be right but why must he use the stair for the remainder of upto 8 more floors? Instead of using the button again From that 9th floor?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:34pm On Dec 21, 2015

Armynu:
I will see you both... Let's meet at my house pls. Cc: Logodwhiz Kbs468

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:29pm On Dec 21, 2015

Good evening missprudence and welcome. Good you are joining us on a day we are unofficially discussing the unofficial time table relating NYSC and our teeming Youth

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:24pm On Dec 21, 2015

LogoDWhiz:
Lemme give u another brain teaser.

A man lives on the 17th floor of a building. When he wants to go for work, he walks to the elevator press the 1 button. Then he goes down.

But at the day's close, he enters the elevator press the 9th button. Then he drops at the 9th floor and he climbs the stairs to cover the remaining floors of his journey.

So tell, why does he press the 9th instead of the 17th button.

Chai! Una wan kii me? 127 mentions between yesterday and this hour?

I think I have to select what to reply and what not to reply today because I will soon go watch my ARSENAL play MAN CITY @9pm and the ones involving my romantic affair shall be given priority

In another news, JOSE MOURINHO has been given the go ahead to take over from LVG at MAN UNITED and I believe this will interest Armynu

Now to ur teaser,
#1
its could be because of the differences in time luxury while leaving and when returning home

#2
Because of free flow acceleration influence on the elevator when descending as against the slow nature when ascending on it

#3
May be due to a faulty operation at that level leading to delayance from past experience

#4
May be his decision to make that a daily routine as an act of exercise to keep fit

#5
Everything is indirectly linked to the issue of patience and convenience

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:52pm On Dec 21, 2015

Armynu:
Was looking for the best way to answer you (kbs468) but I guess biotechshola did justice to that so I will just add these few lines

1. The joke in question is actually meant to test once knowledge of chemistry below is the real joke
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says,
"I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll
have a glass of water too. Why did you say
H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no
need to talk about work." The first scientist
stares at his drink, angry that his
assassination plan has failed.

2. In summary of the questions you asked, I have this aswell
#. Hydrogen peroxide can be used in so many ways e.g on dirty mirrors and other glass surfaces to loosen dirt and grime.

#. Its not suppose to be sold at a bar but it can be kept in the bar for accident purposes (broken bottles and dropped glasses) thereby serving as a first aid. Some bars actually use it on counter-tops to clean and disinfect (some use it to clean/wipe their tables if its an outdoor bar, thereby preventing flies).

#. Its very dangerous if undiluted but we all take in Hydrogen Peroxide in small quantity not aware that we consuming it... But in this case it was actually meant to be a joke though some people tag it as anti-joke because drinking H2o2 (h2o too) will kill you! The
first one wanted to kill the second one, that's
why he said h2o! So it has nothing to do with the management.

#. Possibly the bar expected that the second scientist knew what he ordered for, so, he gave him without hesitation.

Very well, so the initial question wouldn't have been difficult to decipher with this background information nauw just like the question LogoDWhiz asked yesterday for 20 seconds naa. You know I don't but I always like trying to subject everything to scientific test before passing the result as satisfactory which is the normal thing to do anyway

BTW my midrange phone is down so I couldn't upload what I wanted to do earlier but I will it when I refill the battery

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:32pm On Dec 21, 2015

biotechshola:
Your submissions are correct as a matter of reality, but i wud like you to look at the case with a different perspective to understand the msg it's trying to pass.

1. It showed that the bar man doesn't care abh the man's life.

2. That hydrogen peroxide has thesame color with water but deadly.

3. The man in question didnt define wat he really wanted, he rather followed the step hs frnd took.

Now the lesson is that, in life, u av to clearly define your goals and be sure you are actually getting wat u wanted, dont follow others blindly as wat is good for them myt actually harm you.

Lastly, you can dearly pay for other people's mistake, so be careful the type of people you deal with.

very good and spot on but you too didn't looked at it this way before answering the question Armynu asked-Who/what killed him? Because I expected you all to include the man himself, the bar attendant and H2O2 as responsible for his death

Besides, even at the above response from you and my subsequent reply now, you all still didn't convince me enough because we are talking about acid here and in a bar! When both men even went in together and he responded to the request by his friend, meaning they are sitting close and for the fact that it's a bar- a place for drinking and eating for leisure and relaxation? And the attendant couldn't ask again if she heard him right or wrong? Or is it that he or she doesn't know the use of H2O2? When he or she actually knew the name and identified it as far as he or she didn't give same to the other man? I mean the job orientation must have captured all these scenario since life is involved here.

LogoDWhiz even said it's a brain teaser that don't always conform to every situation. Now in that regard, will you blame the student who gave the below response? I believe you all would laugh at it and call the student names right?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:57pm On Dec 21, 2015

nathoneal:
Man city won't be able to withstand our cannon blast tonight...

Never

nathoneal:
Man city won't be able to withstand our cannon blast tonight...

Never

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:52pm On Dec 21, 2015

DTOBS:
ah ah ah ah ah oba balori ohun gbogbo

Rara oo, our constitution forbids him from taking more than one wife because of the impending crisis that might ensued from the battle of the personality to assume office as the first lady

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:48pm On Dec 21, 2015

Olasum:
You just won go village, me dey village already. Do you want us to share or make I collect am patapata?

Hahaaaaa! you sef I have spoken well about you to her, so don't fuel danger into an already tensed situation ok, after all you too will react naturally the same way she is doing right now because you will also remember that you feel differently now from how you felt when we were just getting together.

So I believe me as a man of peace who is preaching same to you both should convince you and Spixytinxy that I am the man for both of you

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:26pm On Dec 21, 2015

PLS KEEP CALM AND REMAIN FOCUS AS REGARDS NYSC TIME TABLE BECAUSE WE TOO HAVE BEEN SEEING THINGS FLYING AROUND BUT WE HAVE TO RESPECT PROTOCOLS BY DISHING OUT NOTHING ELSE BUT GENUINE INFO HERE OK.

BELOW ARE SOME OF THE LATEST RELATING TO OUR OWN INTEREST IN THAT REGARD

Kennedybello, I think what some of our sources gave us too was that your post but we were officially waiting for it as an institution that respect protocols.

By the way, it content actually corroborated the information contained on the first of the tweets I posted this evening about the POP for A15 CMs

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2015

spixytinxy:
ema gbami ke, don't u no Logodwhiz is d president of golden city ni. Ow cn u not want a whole president. Leave kbs ooo, or else I go go village come bk for u ooo

May be I have to do this for you, myself, our Babies and your sweet, beautiful and adorable friend, Olasum.

Now, remember when I first met you,

remember when I first whispered to you

remember when I first confessed to you I had 2 other wives

remember when I first used my office as the Attorney General to protect your divorce call over my other wives, even though I know it's out of love you want that

remember when I first mentioned the word I love you

remember when I first kissed you

remember when our first love night

remember my reaction on the very first day you broke the news of our babies in your bump

remember the first day you convinced me of buying lands too because it's your craving

remember how I defended you and myself over the attack on my decision to honour your desire in that regard from Armynu, dominion92 , DTOBS, and LogoDWhiz among others

All the above and many more were as a result of my unwavering love, care, protection and affection for you and all still remained intact but please try to understand that Olasum meant no harm to you OK and let people take You for your word as you have confided in her. Don't fall victim of my assertion of women saying something to mean another OK because I do not know you for that ever since we are together.

I am sure you must have heard when I was telling one of our foreign guests-Donpsymon that I was Nick named THE LADIES SPANNER AND I STILL REMAIN MY HUMBLE SELF?

So let's start thinking of what names are to be given to our babies OK for May be it is that name that is working in my favour now and I now believe in the saying that know the kind of names you give your wards.

Above all, Olasum has came to stay ok and she would Ofcourse be a relief to you in every aspect including bedrum pressure, after all again, you said you don't sanction house girl services.

Trust me, everything is in your good interest as always ok or are you scared that you would loose out on how I have handled you ever since we became one love birds? No is the answer if you ask me, besides she her self has proposed a 4 day activities to you while she keeps the remaining 3 days per week, meaning you both have automatically pushed out Pweedyuz and dhupsy out of the equation now and I would be comfortable with that since you have always hammered on me sanctioning the divorce long before hand, besides any other contrary arrangement will be during your baby nursing period as cold and the present weather would keep me and Olasum busy OK

It's a win win situation for you baby as na GOD WIN go be the reigning theme hence forth

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:10pm On Dec 21, 2015

arrhenius15:
To say what's been happening here recently is a series of drama would be an understatement, I think it's season film...
What signals are our top executives, elites, stakeholders nd top citizens sending 2 d rest of us....almost every1 of them is caught in one ocean of love or d other...
spixytinxy, pls take it easy o, nd allow d babies 2 rest.... I'm sure Hon Kbs468 would do d needful by remaining committed 2 his heartthrob

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:05pm On Dec 21, 2015

LogoDWhiz:
Tnk u jor.

Help me talk to her

Haaaaaaaaa for where? that one no go work ooo because they say once beaten, twiice shy. but you have been beaten more than once already as Omolola1 just walked away in a similar fashion mjblinks went away with Sent4rina oo after all my inputs and contributions to the extent of even luring and enticing them with the juice attached to the office of the first lady, yet they walked away and now this is how you want to pay me back?

VP Armynu, it's You I will report to first oo as per your position and the confidant of the pressy oo. pls advice him oo before a national disaster rocks our nacent democracy ooo.

After all. by now we should have had his matrimonial solemnization with Omolola1 long before now but when I started sending IV to the likes of Se. in, yoki.ti, crazy.man and obeche.77 as well as our foreign partners whom Johndanny had worked tirelessly to convince, pressy himself openly disown my efforts and may be that indirectly hurt Omolola1 which made her walk away ooo.

eyin omo orile ede wa Golden City, egba mi lowo iya wo mi kekere oo because I told her she own my home by virtue of being the first to give me our babies, set of twins for that matter, so she now wanting to be wuka da nama in home oo and pressy want to take advantage of that.

So, Olasum, no shaking and nothing dey happen again us together in the voice of your friend and sweet rival Spixytinxy because in my household, no room for bitter and unmanageable rivalry oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:38pm On Dec 21, 2015

LogoDWhiz:
Kbs468,

I don't think the school is at fault in this case but the department and level cord.

Yes it is the fault of the department cum level coordinator was why I said skul is to be blamed because they should know that all year round, every graduating student is subject to NYSC mobilisation and that is why most Skuls usually give priority to final year results availability after second semester exams, hence they should have key in to this provision as every responsibility is binding on all lecturers

@Armynu, biotechshola, LogoDWhiz et al, you guys are all looking at the funny aspect of the outcome as a pre meditated answer to the question being asked nee oo but it is a question of Logic and Reasoning oo

Because
#1
I don't drink alcohol

#2
what is the function of Hydrogen peroxide you guys are talking about

#3
After giving the fuction in #2 above, is it supposed to be sold in a bar?

#4
If yes it was supposed to be sold in a bar too, don't it have it dangers? and won't the bar management sound a note of warning to the bar attendants about ensuring and confirming that every client actually request for H2O2 and not the harmless H20?

#5
If #4 above is the case, wouldn't the attendant or waiter asked again to confirm if what he or she heard is true and not a misunderstanding?

I rest my case now oo and every Citizen could contribute to the debate as well because I don't easily concede defeat oo as everyone seems to be thinking in one direction of a presumed answer oo.

you all Should answer my questions above and convince me beyond doubt oo

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