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DTOBS:
Kbs468, I'm loyal to your office as the head of our ministry in which my agency is one of! But at the same time, I couldn't recollect when you add Olasum to the list of your numerous wives, moreover, why are you behaving like a Nigerian politician (self centered).
Leave Olasum alone for me.....

hmmmmn not again with this your loyalty fairy tale, so you were claiming same to pressy and you were back biting him through impeachment propaganda with our own National media resources.

Now you you do same to me by cheating on me with my two days old twin babies Mama Spixytinxy and I believe this is the final nail on your coffin over Olasum affairs with me

LogoDWhiz:
Nice one kbs468.
But there's a mistake in my name though 'z' instead of 'w'

OK typo I believe..
Gosj01....copied too.

Armynu:
Will copy my bro to help you with that information.

Cc:
Kbs468

@ Ukjerry, either 94 or 93 doesn't matter as far as it is not below 85 that could exempt you from service and you can always make the correction in Camp while filling out your information or better still, a Waec scratch card of #300 from first Bank will do the magic during online registration. above all, the most important thing is the day and month that should always tally, else you might face difficulty during online confirmation of your name from the approved Senate list of your school.

This was exactly what I posted yesterday with moniker, time and date after my discovery of what was going on.

Kbs468 (m ): 10:03am On Dec 23

FOLLOWING THE REVELATION ON THE UNOFFICIAL NYSC TIME TABLE IN CIRCULATION, OUR COUNTDOWN HAS NOW TAKEN A NEW SHAPE AND IT'S AS FOLLOWS

IT'S EXACTLY 70 DAYS TO NYSC BATCH A 2016 CAMPING EXERCISE SLATED FOR 2nd MARCH

WHILE

THE ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR BOTH FOREIGN AND LOCALLY TRAINED GRADUATES SCHEDULED FOR FEBRUARY 1st IS 40 DAYS FROM TODAY.

I AM DEDICATING THIS POST TO DTOBS AND OLUWANIMODUROTI1 WHO ARE CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY, I AM WISHING YOU BOTH THE BEST LIFE HAS ON OFFER #LLAP

NOTE: I AM SORRY TO WHOEVER FELT DISAPPOINTED WITH THIS POST BUT I HAD NO CHOICE THAN TO DO IT BECAUSE I was banned by antispam bot on NYSC for the below post of which I don't know what offence is in it.
And the ban expires on December 24 at 12:28am

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

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greatestman:
What is your say about this combination? Which of them I will be most likely posted to?
My state of origin : Adamawa
My State of residence :Adamawa
My School Location : Adamawa
My proposed states :
Nassarawa
Kaduna
Taraba

Cc:
Kbs468
Armynu
LogoDWhiz
Yanabasee
Dominion92
Et al
Any one should help me with the permutation....

Like LogoDWhiz said, Nasarawa would be an easy one for you as most of your colleagues who are from the south would likely go Southern Nigeria with their choices while Indigenes like you would mostly stick to within your zone and North West area, thus paving the way for you to fill the Nasarawa camp quota for your school

LogoDWhiz:
Gof bless you my brother.

I wish things can just speed up.


Kbs468 countdown should start by Jan1.

OK I actually began yesterday sha, may be l should copy the post to this place, may be it was after the post that the call to order was posted yesterday

DTOBS:
Babe, it is not...this is devil's plan oooo.....

Olasum, ti o ba ri oun ti DTOBS nba orogun e dan wo? eni ti on pe ni devil nisin yi.

Spixytinxy shey your eyes don open now, make I no mention too much, last one naa glutton, now naa devil, why you come disgrace me like this? all because I dey sincere with you about Olasum

LogoDWhiz:
Sure u can

But I think you have to register first and then apply for the exclusion letter.

Cc: kbs468
Armynu

Well, the only way to be given an exception from service is when you are above 30 years of age as at the time of graduation

Or you have a military background by virtue of being a military, police, Navy, Airforce, Civil Defence, immigration, Road safety or any other uniformed officer duly recognized constitutionally or just finished from NDA

Or you undertook a part-time program for your Degree. How ever if you fall outside the above mentioned criteria for exemption, the only way out is for you to meet with your Dean Students Affairs and explain Situation of things to him so that they will write or mail NYSC that after REGISTRATION, EXEMPTION LETTER should be prepared for you rather than CALL-UP

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aramideji

DTOBS:
Presy and you talking as if everything didn't happen in your very presence. She jilted me and went with Sent4rina. And I was adviced by spixytnxy to find another companion since man shall/should not leave alone.

Kbs468 will take it like that ni ooo...

Take what? your adulterous nature? and to think that you are going after my two paradise sent honeys? let me not even say anything and just listen to what Citizens would say about all that transpired in my absence with regards to your actions

DTOBS:
Please, where is Kbs468 now....shey this guy don drive enter bush ni? and I tell am say Osogbo weed no be like okrika own oooo

is it because there are no renowned clergy men in our City or what? you and Oluwanimoduroti1 calls yourselves Man and Woman of God, yet you both partied hard, drank and shacked all your way yesterday on your birthday and you want me to do same when my Spixytinxy just put to bed? I am not a murderer ooo pls

DTOBS:
spixytnxy, what are you saying now?
I will be expecting you this evening oooo, you know nah! you need to sleep over for tomorrow owambe party!
And I've you found Kbs468? That your guy don abscond oooo because or ordinary twins what of e come be seven nko....

Chai Spixytinxy, you wan murder people ba? 2 days old babies and this is what you do about tarnishing my image?

peterveo:
Where is Kbs468 sef??

So na you wan sniff wetin pass your power ba? just thank your stars say you just pass jejely, if not, na just finger snapping I go take give command oo.

see below for what I meant anyway. so be warned.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! No mind am!

Where av u bin?

Words on the street have it that u were drunk!

I was forcefully exiled from NYSC thread oo with the other post I uploaded earlier on. But I did mentioned the entire Citizens nauw with a post on a thread about MAN UNITED or so, since most of us the regulars here don't bother checking mentions, nobody except Prettjo who actually shared the comment.


Don't mind DTOBS who claims to be a person of God but ended up partying hard with somebody's wife and was even looking forward to having another date. Imagine that?

My Spixytinxy knows me very well that I don't do alcohol, I can't be found in a gutter like he claimed. Olasum, thank God you've not made a rash decision against me in favour of DTOBS, else see the hand writing on the wall now. well probably he is jealous of my going after classy ladies whom I groom to become women of substance that's why

DTOBS:
Kbs468, where have you been?

As una no dey check mentions nko?

By the way, Oya yokiti warn your antispam bot if na human being ooo, if na robot then una need to format it memory to conform with new age trending ooo.

Better still, Oya come and tell me the error inherent in the below post for me myself and others to learn from such mistake and thus ultimately avoid it in future.Thanks.

spixytinxy:
me no va stil c am ooo, no nid to slip ova, na me u go wake up c, I like parri like kilode

hmmmmn. can you imagine that? so you no even fear say Olasum fit come permanently erase you from my heart? with all your atrocities within a birthday party experience? you even went against the doctor's advice for your health and those of the babies

LogoDWhiz:
Nigga is cray!

The Joe guy na mumu. Na all those teenage love tales and he no even sabi form lie sef. well that's why I called it teenage things
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abdulmumini60

FOLLOWING THE REVELATION ON THE UNOFFICIAL NYSC TIME TABLE IN CIRCULATION, OUR COUNTDOWN HAS NOW TAKEN A NEW SHAPE AND IT'S AS FOLLOWS

IT'S EXACTLY 70 DAYS TO NYSC BATCH A 2016 CAMPING EXERCISE SLATED FOR 2nd MARCH

WHILE

THE ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR BOTH FOREIGN AND LOCALLY TRAINED GRADUATES SCHEDULED FOR FEBRUARY 1st IS 40 DAYS FROM TODAY.


I AM DEDICATING THIS POST TO DTOBS AND OLUWANIMODUROTI1 WHO ARE CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY, I AM WISHING YOU BOTH THE BEST LIFE HAS ON OFFER #LLAP


NOTE: I AM SORRY TO WHOEVER FELT DISAPPOINTED WITH THIS POST BUT I HAD NO CHOICE THAN TO DO IT BECAUSE I was banned by antispam bot on NYSC for the below post of which I don't know what offence is in it.

And the ban expires on December 24 at 12:28am

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

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spixytinxy:
Please where can I rent wedding gown in lagos

Is it that you are married now? good morning.

Hmmn seems I have been ban or what? whenever I attempt quoting or replying, I keep getting you can't do that right now. try again in few hours

Jamesdman:
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You guys don't sleep?

It's all about National interest

Abbie25:
Lolz. Maybe I will stop using them then. She's very fine. Thanks for asking. How was your day

No Pls don't stop OK because everything has been cleared now and good to know how Hale and Hearty she is.

My day has been splendid and I don't need to ask about yours because the signal your baby is giving to us through you says it all.

By the way I hope you won't mind giving me in particular some coaching about parenting hood and my responsibility as a father you know owing to the fact that i am now a father of twins courtesy Spixytinxy and the jobbing of a father demands lots of experience since even as the mother, I believe she would be coming to me with questions I can't even fathom myself.

Ojeifo12:
Good evening all

evening spokesperson

spixytinxy:
Good nite all. And Happy birthday in advance to my surest padi dtobs. I wish u long life nd prosperity in good health nd wealth. , oko wa kbs odaro oooo

Goodnyt Beauriful. Thanks for the wishes to the DG and sweet dreamz love

DTOBS:
Hmmmm.... "oro oko ati aya soro da si ooooo..."

Yes oo beni oo

spixytinxy:
U got me wit dat banana, u r forgiven, Olasum tk one bunch while I keep d rest for mysef, u no am three in one. Love my hussy like kilode

Yea!!! What a wonderful family we are! Olasum thanks applying wisdom in relating with ur best friend as all it takes to understand a woman is being a woman too hence the unnecessary rivalry.

DTOBS tomorrow is your birth day and it shall be celebrated but do not express any disappointment over Olasum ooo because she belongs to where she is destined to be

DTOBS:
Twitter is silent about it now...what's happening?

Year it's from the result of the meeting between LVG and Man United's management and everything will come to light tomorrow after press conference.

Side attraction: Pep Guardiola has agreed in principle to join Man City but his wife said, honey if we eventually leave Munich, it's straight to London oo and no where else as she heard that Chelsea are trying to arrange Roberto Martinez as the Chelsea Manager

Abbie25:
This is why I hate social networks. Doesn't say what one actually feels. I wasn't angry at all. Just asked o! I understand what you mean. No prob. We are cool.

Alright Dear and thanks for your understanding. Infact I understood your question very but I was moved by the emoticon used actually going by the sensitive nature of reality about you and that is why I hadly use more than 3 emoticons since phone's emoticon doesn't reflect. By the way, how is she/he doing

DTOBS:
For real? or Na play?

Yea for real ooo




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my






lovely






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fascinating







adorables








family








that






comprises






Spixytinxy






Male twin









female twin










Olasum









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my





humble












self.





I say a big congratulation to the entire Golden City Citizens for finally having their mind at rest about the MARCH CAMPING EXPERIENCE

DTOBS:
loll...e be like say u sef don dey confuse oooo
..

No Spixytinxy no confuse oo but she is only try to spice up your BD tomorrow nee oo but because of the minor disagreement b us, she couldn't get me informed of her surprise for you. so can you see the reason for the discrepancy now

DTOBS:
Chisos! See this man ooo...where this man deybwhen this thread has been profounding solution to PCMs issue raging from result approval to age eligibility and of the latest having the first hand info of the unofficial TT yesterday!
Please, Mr man you can do whatever you like but calling for the scrapping of this thread is what I won't take from you!

#Nonsense...



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greatestman
agoro
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biothecsolla
tellasola
Airstarkane
Omolola1
mjblinks
justified19
etc

its a promise I had made never to respond to such........

Let me still not break my promise because of him

let #IGNORE trend for him pls

yanabasee:
I DON'T HAVE TO POST THE OFFICIAL TIME TABLE ANYMORE AS WHAT I GOT TODAY FROM UNICAL STUDENT'S AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED ON THIS THREAD....

I IMPLORE EVERYONE TO STEADFAST AND ENSURE THAT THEIR NAMES ARE INCLUDED AND WE'LL SPELT. ASIDE THIS COMPLICATIONS... WE ALL NEED TO PRAY AND FAST OVER THE FORTHCOMING ORIENTATION CAMP..

THANK YOU.

KBS468, I HOPE YOU WILL REARRANGE YOUR COUNT-DOWN...

Alright Minister of Internal Affairs. Thanks alot and Merry Christmas in advance to you dear

IghravweIG:
Hmmm, My dear, I see there is so much competition btw My friend n co-fan Kbs468 and DTBOS over Olasum.
Well for Kbs468, I am really disappointed, he should'nt be treating u like dis na. Seeing ur pregnancy condition. As for DTBOS, what can I say, The guy nor wan just hear. As e bae don leave am, I guess e dey find replacement. Well as for dis ur proposal of ur friend Olasum. Let me watch d situation closely. Thanks.

Habaaaa. so naa so male friendship too be? I think say naa only between females oo because of wetin them wan taste but you sef don surprise me ooo because my wife mentioned wooing Olasum for you and now you talk about being disappointed in me? no wonder you didn't come to celebrate Arsenal victory over Man City yesterday night. Kai but the proverb 'Dogs eats dogs intestine' only applies to animals alone naa abi the thing don enter human race too just like the End Time Cross breeding pix on front page earlier today as shown below




































see their dirty mind. so if the thing dey front page, I go come carriam come here too?

Abeg my sweet and loving darlings- Olasum and Spixytinxy, this is for our enjoyment for my better action jare