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No fear. All pro were once amateur. Don't force jokes; allow them come naturally.

Just make sure you follow the Order of Event and allow every other thing fall in place.

My people...

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When is the next session starting? I'd be missing because of NYSC.

If the most prominent Muslim personality's daughter graduated from a U.K. University, how come Boko Haram is seriously kicking against western education.

Thinking.

He's an evil man.

conductor1:
I don't want to say you're brain dead.

Guess it got you? Clown.

conductor1:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/12/ngige-buhari-does-not-smoke-weed-or.html

This is exactly what happens when an Igbo man is in a place of advantage. And some Igbos seriously want Biafra. Smh

If you want to get depressed, just think about Nigeria.

naijaedutech:
Today is the birthday of Excel Ajah, the CEO of Nigerian University Scholarship website where he has helped thousands of Nigerian students get scholarships. His blog is among the top 600 websites in Nigeria according to Alexa.

He is arguably the richest and most successful entrepreneur in the whole of FUTO. Early this year he represented Nigeria in Dubai at the Hult Prize competition.

Despite his successes, he is still humble, unassuming and very inspiring.

Join me and celebrate him today.


Mundus.

He's greatness embodied.

NEHLIVE:
hmm. They just lost income cos of sex


SEE ALL THE EXPLICIT & UNEDITED PHOTOS HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/ugandan-tv-stations-staff-caught-on.html

People lose war because of sex.

Which other way to crush opposition than sowing the seed of disharmony within them.


The APC is one party that understands the dirtiness of politics.

Funny school.

Make una bet me, both husband know wetin dey happen. Make dem thank God say dem no die. Ibo men wey dey find ritual material.

Speaker ko! Beat by Dre ni!

Fortyfied!

Make him try make those children proud by playing good football.
Iranu!

Celebrating mediocrity!
Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

If this man can be probed, this country would get better.
He is the main problem.

If you get to this point and you are a FUTOite, just click the like button.

Rolls a blunt. Np Jhene Aiko's Wth

Na hunger dey do Majek this thing. Una say na rehab! See as him don fresh under two days.

Correct girl. How many girls go acknowledge say bodi dey catch dem sometimes.

The board of the Nobel Peace
Centre said on Monday it
wished to end its formal
cooperation with football’s
scandal-plagued ruling body
FIFA over the “Handshake for
Peace” programme.
The symbolic fair play gesture
has been promoted by FIFA
since 2014 at various levels of
the game, and includes a
handshake between the
captains and referees before
and after the final whistle.
It was used by captains at the
2014 World Cup finals in Brazil
“in the spirit of Alfred Nobel and
Nobel laureates.”
Nobel, a Swedish industrialist
and inventor of dynamite
endowed the Nobel Peace Prize.
“We still believe in the
‘Handshake for Peace’ initiative
and wish for it to live on in the
future,” said Bente Erichsen,
executive director of the Nobel
Peace Centre.
The Nobel Peace Centre said it
would begin discussions with
the Norwegian Football
Association on how to continue
the programme.
FIFA said that the handshakes
would continue as planned at
the ongoing Under-20 World
Cup in New Zealand; the
women’s World Cup in Canada
and future events.
It, however, expressed anger at
how the matter was being
handled.
“We are disappointed to have
learned from the media about
the Nobel Peace Centre’s intent
to terminate the cooperation
with FIFA on the Handshake for
Peace initiative.
“FIFA is reluctant to accept this
unilateral approach on what is a
joint initiative between the
football community and the
Nobel Peace Centre.
“This action does not embody
the spirit of fair play, especially
as it obstructs the promotion of
the key values of peace-building
and anti-discrimination,” FIFA
said in a statement.



http://www.punchng.com/news/corruption-nobel-peace-centre-to-end-partnership-with-fifa/

A OPEN LETTER OF
COMMENDATION AND
OBSERVATION TO THE VICE
CHANCELLOR.

Sir,

I personally want to commend
your office for the massive
infrastructural development
going on around FUTO. Taking
an ariel view of the school,
one can see the way befitting
structures are popping out
randomly and occupying
space. It is something that is
giving the school the desired
shape that a university
requires and it is worthy of
commendation.
Existing buildings are being
renovated, bad roads are now
motorable, serious
landscaping project is on-
going simultaneously. And Sir,
I must say that this is really
commendable.

Sir, as a student coming from
the Eziobodo axis of the
institution, I saw a fence
being built round the new
student affairs building and I
really would want to ask If the
fence isn't going to restrict
the access of students into the
building?

Still observing as a curious
positive change-effecting
Nigerian student I would
want to ask how the staff and
students of the department of
Public Health would want to
get documents signed by the
Dean of the school of Health
judging with the proximity of
their new building to the
Dean's office considering
"time maximization".

Sir, while on transit to the
ONLY financial institution on
campus where FUTO
witnesses and records the
highest traffic of students on
a daily basis, I took a look at
the flow of the beautiful and
popular "Otamiri" and noticed
that FUTO naturally deserves
to have a spot called the "River
side" where soft-things like
picnics and other recreational
activities would be carried out
once a while; a complete
university deserves one, don't
you think Sir?

Sir, personally acknowledging
my limited knowledge in
governance and
administration, one needs not
a sooth-sayer to tell how
difficult it(governance) could
be.

Infrastructure is one of the
indices to rating an institution
and Sir, in the spirit of
construction and innovation
the Federal University of
Technology, Owerri deserves a
complete well-equipped
sports "gymnasium". Sir, I
MUST tell you that students
would apprieciate you for a
lifetime if it is granted. (FUTO
deserves to host NUGA
someday.)

You are doing a very
wonderful job Sir and We pray
that the strength to leave
legacies never depart from
you. Judging by the fact that
nothing in life is completely
weightless. Please consider
the(negligible) weight of the
content of this letter as I
believe one way or the other
this letter gets to you.

God bless the VICE
CHANCELLOR!
God bless FUTO!!

Yours faithfully,

'Kelechi Iwuagwu(Pragmatic)

FTC... Jonathan my man.

This BokoHaram game plan is actually working. They don't want to immediately put an end to the killing, so it doesn't look like... you know na?

That's a backup act for "Opportuinity comes but once"....
It's just business..

In the spirit of pragmatism I wish to remind friends, fans and well-wishers that I would be visiting (Save the Children Home, World bank) an Orphanage home within Owerri on 24th, May. And equally to remind those of us that have pledged support and are willing to touch lives to please try redeem their pledges.

There is enough to go round everyone in the world. Please let us begin to make a difference in our own little way.

Reach Pragmatic on 08131627924
#WorldPragmaticDay