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Lizard??..enter im trouser??..Never knew we had 'Hot' lizards in west africa

Denizsmart: i have not paid the acceptance fee o, i actually dont have a clue on how to go abt it, i guess ur help will be utmostly needed here...i'm far away from Imo state even.

Have yu printed ur 'letter of provisional admission' ?...

we never knew dat some of the things we did wayback are basic principles for some scientific models...... It took me up until SS1 to knw dat dis act was how d concept of 'siren' came to be...

But finally sha....kids of these days no get play again!...*sobz*

congratulationz man....have yu paid ur acceptance fee... And besides, any help yu need feel free to holla me 08034313826:.

K4: yes, you need God's help. being an igbo is indeed a curse. you are drug traffickers and barons, gay, run baby factories, armed robbers and kidnappers

We can be everything but not the bolded.... but even if we're gay... I bet you, Yo.rub.a guyz would be screwed for stipends!

Finally... Don't think I can stop being an igbo-man.....SO HELP ME GOD!!!

damilola_luv: You can see the igbos from their comments. Thats how they behave everywhere and thats just how they are. It's in their blood.

Your post stinks like yu've got halitosis in real-life!!!....ode!

Miss_3v3:

why na which park

While growing up, I used to know Ghanians for hawking buns.... due respect!!!.. ask Micheal Essien

Miss_3v3: I will leave when i want too. So you can take your Bleep and shove it up your ass. Idiot

menh!!!.... who be dis gyrl??.. na man yu dey talk to like dis...

Sorry for not attaching the link alongside...

http://utme.futo.edu.ng/student

So many things happened while growing up, for me this was one of those crazy act that got me feeling like "Zero" in "terra hawk"....

Lets get nostalgic!

manny4life: Lol, this is why engaging in insult is not good...

wetin yu engage d insult with??...gold ring??

Scun: This would have been very funny if there weren't heavily contradicting facts to oppose it. Gaynaians chased Yorubas out of Gayna in the 60's and 70's when they thought they were dominating them in business, Yorubas chased Gaynaians out of Nigeria in the 80's for the same thing and you want to pretend you love each othe? This won't gey you anywhere. I am sure your mum was among those whose husbands hired out for prostitution back then in Lagos. She was fûcked left right and center by Yorubas, who later beat her and chased her out.

Haba na...see d kind talk wey yu dey talk for mouth sef!.... atleast yu for talk say him mu.msy na common hustler for Ayilara...

porka: Abalaka's wife reportedly died of AIDS.

What do you have to say to that?

Where did you get this piece of information from??

Fuelish: I blame the disgusting piece of trash that opened its legs to give birth to a cockroach like you, a retardeed magg0t

you see your problem started at birth. what good can come out of a brain-damaged bigot who got delivered by light from mobile phones? https://www.nairaland.com/1282283/nurses-use-mobile-phone-torchlights#15605877

so sad

Ol boy!...yu harsh oo

Abu Mikey: Mtcheww!!!

See how I rushed to open this thread,thinking it was Sone Aluko and Kevin-prince Boateng

Na so trap dey catch bush-meat!

FOLYKAZE: I love been call babalawo. It not a disease but a very good thang. And was my post directed to you? Heya sorry.

Lets talk on this thread pls https://www.nairaland.com/1464785/atheist-why-embracing-buddhism-not#18562357

BABALAWO!!!

I just made a research about this...and i was told they make 'affirmation' instead of swearing on any sacred material...

Chazzyboy: Good move i wish other stars will follow ur footstep

Hope yu aint thinking its the footballers??

Nigerian oil magnate, Kola Aluko, and Ghanaian-born British fashion designer, Ozwald Boateng, have launched the Africa50, a $500m African infrastructure project development fund. Oscar-winning actor and musician, Jamie Foxx, joined the two African businessmen to officially launch the fund on Wednesday at the NASDAQ in New York, where they rang the opening bell, according to a report by Forbes. Africa50, a $500m pan-African infrastructure fund, is a joint venture between the African Development Bank and the Made In Africa Foundation, a United Kingdom non-profit organisation founded by Aluko and Boateng to facilitate development on the continent by funding large-ticket infrastructure projects across sub-Saharan Africa. So far, Africa50 has raised about $250m, with Aluko and the AfDB committing $50m each to the fund. Together with the AfDB, the MIAF plans to attract investments from development finance institutions, pension funds, sovereign wealth funds and governments to the fund. Capri Global Capital, a US-based investment advisory founded by African-American fund manager, Quintin E. Primo III, will work with the AfDB and MIAF in raising the additional capital. The alliance between MIAF and AfDB aims to raise $500m for Africa50’s project development arm by the first half of 2014. The money will be used to fund feasibility studies of large-scale infrastructure projects. The Foundation is also planning to raise a $10bn project finance fund. Aluko, a successful oilman, had said in the past that the solution to Africa’s problems was not charity in terms of building schools or hospitals, which sometimes are not sustainable. “These projects happen and then they are left in incapable hands and they are not commercially driven. As a consequence, most of them will go on for
as long as the money has been given lasts and beyond that they slowly dilapidate and slowly die,” he said in an online broadcast.


www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/aluko-boateng-launch-500m-african-development-fund/

Sniper_One: That's simple logic! If courts functions way better at ascertaining delusions then why cling to biblical oaths when In fact it got nothing to do with Judiciary measures and has no role of ruling on trials or whatever criminal prosecution.

I just feel the court is supporting its flaws with the "abstract"....

"In judicio non creditur nisi juratis" -
In a court of justice no one is given credence
who is not sworn.
So if we dont swear in a court of law, we wouldn't be given credence...just asking!

Bt come to think of it....what is the essence of swearing on a "holybook" when I have a CONSCIENCE

The Federal University of Technology Owerri has
released the 2013/2014 Merit Admission.On receipt of
a text message for admission, candidates should click Check Result/Admission Status for more instructions.
1. Newly admitted students for 2013/2014 should
proceed to pay acceptance fee of forty thousand naira
(N40,000.00) at any of the designated banks using E-
transact platform: FIRST BANK, FUTO MICROFINANCE
BANK, UBA PLC.
2. Candidates should make use of his/her E-transact
pin and
UTME Registration number to enter the Portal and print
Acceptance form and University Provisional
Admission letter.
3. Obtain Confirmation of Admission Letter from the
University Admissions Officer and then wait for
further
announcements.

Federal University of Technology Owerri admission
2013/2014 merit list has just been released on our
school
website now.
The 2nd list or batch B list is currently being compiled
and computed now in the admission office. For information and assistance.... Call Prag!
08034313826, 08022635099.

They thoughts of this just crossed my mind.. And really i've been wondering what it would look or be like if an Atheist is brought up a court to questioned/judged....
Just a #randomTHOUGHT though!.

tbagjames: Indomie hungry man size. I chop two of the packet finish hunger still d catch. I no sure say dem get my size

Nawa ooo.....only yu finish two
Maybe na yu give them d inspiration to name am "hungry man"....

Make una no vex oo.....
No be Kaffy wey get belle last year....@she don get anoda one same time dis year...Na wa oo....Shey ppl still dey do "family-planning" so