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FEMINISM! FEMINISM!! FEMINISM!!!
I don't get it really, after many failed relationships, some ladies just sit at the corner of their homes with a bitten fingernails, dirty hair and porn-filled phone and condemn men under the guise of feminism.
Listen, the advocacy for women empowerment and gender equality is a great idea but shouldn't be a battle for superiority. I get pissed up each time I see these lonely single ladies dictating the fate of others in a 'working' relationship. Let me tell you a little secret, there is no gay nor lesbian out there who was not deflowered by the opposite sex. They usually end up fighting what they either couldn't get or handle so why allow them dictate your life?
Trash religion and culture for a sec. When there is an association, there must be a leader. Any institution or organization without a leader will collapse in no time, no matter how strong or corporative they may be. A lady naturally expects the man to make the first move, she expects the man to provide for the family, she expects the man to be her Chief Security Officer, she expects the man to do so many thing she could even do for herself. Isn't that assigning leadership (not emperor) role to the man?
Maybe you should also look at it this way, your boss at work is often not better than you. I've been a boss over people older than me and I've also taken orders from those am older and sometimes more experienced than. Same with marriage. The husband is not more human than the wife. He is just a leader. Brother and sister fights, Nations war against each-other. There's bound to be misunderstandings but we should look for alternative ways of settling our differences and not some frustrated bitches approach of 'give it to him hot'
I strongly disapprove abusive relationships. women please stop fighting back when he beats you, just calm down, give him some good dose of sedatives and deal with the bastard. Step aside or a while and you guys will 'settle as usual' Don't take my words for it. No relationship or marriage is common. find what works for you.
Back to my point.The Lagos state Government established something called the Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) which allows people to SETTLE their differences before heading to court.
We should also imbibe this idea in our relationship and marriages. Lets have alternative means of settling our relationship conflicts. Everything mustn't end in a fight for all.
If you do not believe in your husband leading the marriage, you will have problem taking orders in your work place and even with your friends.
and to the men, indeed the governance structure in marriage allocates headship to the man but that doesn't convey any form of superiority but immense responsibility.
my little Saturday morning piece.
KD Oniyide
Twitter/IG; @kdoniyide

FEMINISM! FEMINISM!! FEMINISM!!!
I don't get it really, after many failed relationships, some ladies just sit at the corner of their homes with a bitten fingernails, dirty hair and porn-filled phone and condemn men under the guise of feminism.
Listen, the advocacy for women empowerment and gender equality is a great idea but shouldn't be a battle for superiority. I get pissed up each time I see these lonely single ladies dictating the fate of others in a 'working' relationship. Let me tell you a little secret, there is no gay nor lesbian out there who was not deflowered by the opposite sex. They usually end up fighting what they either couldn't get or handle so why allow them dictate your life?
Trash religion and culture for a sec. When there is an association, there must be a leader. Any institution or organization without a leader will collapse in no time, no matter how strong or corporative they may be. A lady naturally expects the man to make the first move, she expects the man to provide for the family, she expects the man to be her Chief Security Officer, she expects the man to do so many thing she could even do for herself. Isn't that assigning leadership (not emperor) role to the man?
Maybe you should also look at it this way, your boss at work is often not better than you. I've been a boss over people older than me and I've also taken orders from those am older and sometimes more experienced than. Same with marriage. The husband is not more human than the wife. He is just a leader. Brother and sister fights, Nations war against each-other. There's bound to be misunderstandings but we should look for alternative ways of settling our differences and not some frustrated bitches approach of 'give it to him hot'
I strongly disapprove abusive relationships. women please stop fighting back when he beats you, just calm down, give him some good dose of sedatives and deal with the bastard. Step aside or a while and you guys will 'settle as usual' Don't take my words for it. No relationship or marriage is common. find what works for you.
Back to my point.The Lagos state Government established something called the Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) which allows people to SETTLE their differences before heading to court.
We should also imbibe this idea in our relationship and marriages. Lets have alternative means of settling our relationship conflicts. Everything mustn't end in a fight for all.
If you do not believe in your husband leading the marriage, you will have problem taking orders in your work place and even with your friends.
and to the men, indeed the governance structure in marriage allocates headship to the man but that doesn't convey any form of superiority but immense responsibility.
my little Saturday morning piece.
K.D. Oniyide
Twitter/IG; @kdoniyide

this is pure oyinbo juju

woowwww

I know many of you must have seen the 45 minutes video Tiwa Savage made in response to her husband's allegations infidelity allegations amongst others.
Well, for the benefit of those who haven't seen it, read Tiwa's response when asked if she f*rked Don Jazzy, Dr. Sid and 2face Idibia.

"I have never cheated on my husband, I have never cheated on T.J with Don Jazzy, Dr. Sid, nor 2face."

literally, what she said was that she didn't sleep with them while she was married leaving us to believe that she actually slept with them but not while she was married.

No! don't think am adding extra meaning, the interview was well rehearsed before answering each question.
Another story making the rounds is that Tee Bilz had a fling with 2baba's wife, Annie Mc caulay. I even heard it from industry friends who knew the duo back in the days. Maybe that was why 2baba decided to return the good gesture.
Finally, I'll suggest tee Bilz gets a DNA test done on 'his' son cause 2baba doesn't miss.

Written by K.D. Oniyide for Wazobia forum
Source: http://wazobiaforum.com/post/7343/tiwa-savge-hinted-sleeping-with-don-jazzy-2face-dr-sid-must-read

I want to share a very interesting experience with you guys,

So our food vendor came to supply food and my colleague decided to ask if she knows what Lassa fever is.
"Yes na" she answered proudly.
I asked her how one can contact the fever, she then became utterly resigned.
"Where can you find lassa fever? I asked further and the girl answered saying "Abule ado"
like I didn't hear her. I asked again to be very sure, she said 'Abule ado.'

Further questions revealed that she has never heard of the word; 'Lassa fever' before. Please guys, let's continue to educate whoever we come across on Lassa fever especially the vendors. If they don't know it, chances are that they won't take preventive measures.
Am happy to announce to you that our beautiful food vendor left the office informed.

See my colleague and the vendor picture below...

Source: http://wazobiaforum.com/post/2295/food-vendor-says-lassa-fever-stays-at-abule-ado

https://wazobiaforum.com/files/postfiles/1454681703-IMG_20160205_135404.jpg

Cc Seun Please move to home page

A US woman's photograph of a tub of butter she claimed to look like Donald Trump has gone viral online.

Jan Castellano was about to put some Earth Balance Organic Spread on her toast when she looked down at its surface and got a fright.

"I needed to put on my glasses to make sure it was him," Castellano told The Huffington Post.

The 63-year-old was referring to US presidential hopeful Donald Trump, whose face she claimed to see in the spread.

https://wazobiaforum.com/files/postfiles/1452530238-untitled-1_1.jpg

More at: http://wazobiaforum.com/post/1430/woman-finds-donald-trump-039-s-face-in-her-butter

The conclusive part of the 2015 gubernatorial election in Bayelsa state has commenced in the southern part of Nigeria.
The incumbent governor, Seriake Dickson will be hoping that his party the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) will win in the dreaded Southern Ijaw area of the state, where the elections were declared inconclusive last year due to reports of violence.
PDP governors warns Buhari not to interfere with Bayelsa election

His counterpart in the All Progressives Congress (APC), Timipre Sylva, will also against all odds, attempt to claim the district which can all but ensure he is the winner of the election that has been characterised by series of violent reports in recent weeks.
Elections will hold in 17 wards & 104 communities in Southern Ijaw where there are 425 polling units. The remaining 101 polling units are scattered across the state.

Meanwhile, there were report that officers of the Nigerian Navy on Friday December 8, arrested two suspected political thugs in the Peremabiri community of Southern Ijaw area.

The thugs were said to have been hired by one of the political parties to disrupt the gubernatorial election scheduled to hold today.

13.25pm: No election material or INEC officials sighted in the entire Polling Units in Oporomor V Ward, Ekeremor LGA.

13.05pm: Unit 1 and 2 APC agents just ran away with ballot box and other materials used and unused.

One of the ballot boxes with which the people of Amassoma have been voting. Photo: Michael Obasa

13.04pm: People at the 06/07/09/017 trying to force POs to start counting. Police officer calling for backup

12.56pm: An INEC staff reacts to the snatching of election materials by thugs of the APC.

12.45pm: Sporadic shooting disrupts poll in Amatolo.

12.45pm: Materials and INEC official yet to arrive at any of the PUs in Apoi Ward, Southern Ijaw.

12.21pm: Naij.com correspondent on ground in Bayelsa reports that ballot boxes were hijacked in Unit 11 in Amassoma, Southern Ijaw and some youths have been sighted creating barricades to apprehend hoodlums who snatched the boxes.

12.06pm: Accreditation yet to start at West Bomo Ward, Southern Ijaw LGA

12.00pm: Election has been halted in PU06/07/01/006, Oporoma I, Southern Ijaw as a result of the APC agent who tore all the result sheets.

11.57am: Voting buying at PU06/07/12/016, East Bomo I, Southern Ijaw.

11.57am: Materials just arrived at the Olodiama II Ward, Southern Ijaw.

11.52am: In Ogobiri community, there is a gun battle between the military and the APC thugs. The military are reportedly in need of backup.

11.50am: At the Amasoma collation centre, Naij.com correspondent reports that accreditation and voting are ongoing peacefully and encouraging while PDP and APC agents are disagreeing over the mode of traveling to polling units.

11.38am: In Amassoma, in Init 21 Ward 9, reports say APC thugs have allegedly hijacked electoral and diverted to Iseleama Town Hall.

Accreditation ongoing in Southern Ijaw area of Bayelsa state.
Accreditation ongoing in Southern Ijaw area of Bayelsa state.
11.35am: Naij.com correspondent on ground in collation centres in Amassoma community, Southern Ijaw reports that INEC officials are waiting to be deployed to various units with transportation mode being the major challenge.

Dejected adhoc committee members at Amassoma collation centre, Southern Ijaw. Photo: Michael Obasa

Some are insisting that they would travel by land and others by road. Security personnel also on ground to monitor the situation as well as the adhoc staff are looking dejected.

11.30am: Accreditation and voting has commenced at PU 06/07/04/019, Olodiama II, Southern Ijaw.

11.17am: Accreditation and voting disrupted in polling units 6, 7 and 10 Biseni by thugs.

11.07am: There are reports of thuggery in Ekeremor main town instigated by the minister of state for agriculture.

11.07am: There are reports that the aged people have been given concession for voting. Accreditation and voting are expected to end by 2.00pm.

Ad-hoc officials of INEC on ground in Southern Ijaw. Photo: Michael Obasa

11.03am: Elections have violent-free in all centres where rerun is taking place in the state but Naij.com correspondent on ground reports that INEC officials and election materials are yet to arrive some polling units in the river side of Southern Ijaw.

11.00am: Materials and INEC officials yet to arrive PUs 06/07/16/026-28.

10.58am: Accreditation and voting ongoing at PU06/04/02/013, Ogbolomabiri 11, Nembe LGA.

Security operatives doing their job in Southern Ijaw area of Bayelsa state.
Security operatives doing their job in Southern Ijaw area of Bayelsa state. Photo: Michael Obasa
10.55am: Voting has commenced at Aleibiri Ward 2, Unit 4 and 5. Total number of registered voters in Unit 4=566; while Unit 5 has 396 registered voters.

10.54am: Officials of INEC and materials just moved to the various PUs in Central Bomo Ward, Southern Ijaw.

10.54am: Election officers experiencing a little shortage in ballot papers. But so far, the car readers have been working perfectly.

10.35am: Shouting match over locating PU in front of a local politicians house. Ward 9 Unit 1

10.25am: Accreditation and voting going on at PU06/08/10/005, 06/08/10/006 & 06/08/10/009, Ekpetiama, Yenago.

10.25am: Fracas in Amassoma RAC center between PDP and APC agents.

10.20am: Distribution of materials has begun in Oporoma of Southern Ijaw

10.21am: INEC has decided that accreditation and voting will go on simultaneously, so the electorates are going to carry out both concurrently.
10.15am: Very peaceful and orderly accreditation and voting going on in Ward 10 PU 7 Amassoma.
10.14am: JTF have reportedly blocked off Amassoma River to prevent unauthorized movement in the region.
10.00am: In Anyama primary school 4 units Anyama community, Southern Ijaw voting and accreditation started. Voters came out in large numbers. Speaking with Naij.com in the area, Commander Thomas, commissioner for Agriculture, said he is pleased with the peaceful conduct of exercise so far.
10.00am: Accreditation and voting about to commence in Amassoma.
9.50am: Voting abruptly stopped in PU06/05/02/001, Otuokpoti Ward, Ogbia as violence has erupted.
8:10 am: Voting and accreditation has started in Attissa 3 polling unit Ogbogoro community, Yenagoa.
7.00am: There are reports that violence erupted btwn APC and PDP supporters in Nembe and four persons were killed before accreditation started.

Source: http://wazobiaforum.com/post/1328/bayelsa-decides-apc-thugs-reportedly-snatch-ballot

Hi guys,

We are in need of a great web developer(s) with vast knowledge in programming.

kindly show your interest by sending an email to kd_concepts@yahoo.com.

Hi guys,

We are in need of a great web developer(s) with vast knowledge in programming.

kindly show your interest by sending an email to kd_concepts@yahoo.com.

Dear all,
please i want to import some goods from China by air through Alibaba but the freight fee is alarming. I've heard people talk about international pick up where the suppliers can take the goods to the airport and send through the airlines but i don't know how. please can anyone enlighten me on this and other cheaper means of importation?

Regards.

Good day gurus, my company, a real estate firm with many branches is looking for a software developer that can build a software that will enable the head office to know in real time when a parcel of land has been sold. the only way we know how many plots of lands that has been sold is at the end of the month where we collate all the land subscription form from all the branches.

The software will also have an installment payment facilities.

interested person(s) should send me a text on 07031613409. state what you do and what you have done. I will give you a call for a meeting between you and I where i shall explain in details before you come for a meeting scheduled for tuesday.

our office is located in Lagos.
thanks.

This movie will blow your mind. Professionally screenplayed, great plotting and riveting storyline. Interested producers should contact me for synopsis and extract of the screenplay.

Many thanks

Dear all,

The past few days has been terrifying as my phone won't stop ringing, calls from people I don't know asking me for details of a promo message I purportedly sent.

It all started lastweek Monday 29th, September 2014 when I received a text message from an anonymous number asking me to call a particular number to claim a N200,000 from loyal milk promotions. Of course I knew it was a scam but I called still and insulted the reciever who happens to be a female. She tried to convince me it was genuine but I didn't listen.
One minutes later, a man called me with thesame number I called and said am stu*pid in pidgin English. I sent him a text message threatening to trace his identity and get him arrested.
Just exactly 30 minutes later, I started receiving calls from people asking me for details of the text message I sent to them. Since then, I've Benn receiving not less than 20 calls a day.

The question now is, did they forward their calls to me or included my number in their text messages? Could they be the ones calling?

How do I stop the calls please? Have you ever experienced it?

Please help!

Attached is the screen grab of the text message.

I thought the first poster was the only dump person, never knew he has a brother.

kennygee: God bless you.

Well said.

finofaya: Lol. That's a funny and serious question.

In christianity, drinking may or may not be a sin. The jury is still out on that. If it is a sin, the punishment for it is not death.

When we pray before eating or drinking, we usually pray that any poison put in the food or drink will not harm us. We expect the poison to be lethal.

If drinking is a sin, and the punishment is not death, then asking God to neutralize any lethal poison in your drink is a meritorious prayer that should be granted.

This is because refusing to save you from certain death as a result of a lethal poison put in your drink is the same as letting you die for drinking. Whereas the punishment for drinking is not death.

If God allowed every harm to come to us because we were sinful, all of us would be dead yesterday, despite all our prayers. Instead, we see God preserving us and granting our prayers. Even adulterers and homosexuals have their prayers granted.

I don't command God, but he should grant a prayer uttered before unknowingly consuming a lethal poison. It is in the realm of juju that protection is broken because you did this or that.

So don't shy away from that bottle.

(Not a christian, but I give legal advice. This is my interpretation of biblical laws)

Cheers.

but do you pray over it?

quotee author=immortalcrown]The intake of alcohol is not a sin. Therefore, God will answer the prayer if it is rightly said.[/quote]

How awkward would it be to go to a beer palor and when served, you remove your cap and say "bless this beer oh Lord for Christ's sake. Amen"

I asked a couple of friends this question but no one seems to have the right answer. It turned out to be a joke so I decided to bring it here.

@kd_oniyide

How awkward would it be to go to a beer palor and when served, you remove your cap and say "bless this beer oh Lord for Christ's sake. Amen"

I asked a couple of friends this question but no one seems to have the right answer. It turned out to be a joke so I decided to bring it here.

Please Mr. Seun, help move this to front page so that everyone could contribute.

@kd_oniyide