₦airaland Forum

naijaking1:
There's no problem with the north holding a summit to boost their economy, but they should let the east and the west hold their own summits without calling a secession.

abi ohh!!!
meanwhile, Deepzone and ikeyman00 should try and legalize their romance on NL since one can not drink
water without the other tasting it

More grease to elbows, coach Jakumo

Jakumo:
I do remain both concerned and perplexed that the man in the Red Corner, Grand Master Ogunbiyi, was only able to boast of throwing a few appallingly aimed sissy-punches into empty air, after bragging so convincingly about his black-belt in Gung Fu which he claimed to have earned at the legendary Nigerian House of Assembly Dojo in Abuja, a place where so many of Nigeria's top martial artists honed their skills.

Shame on you Grand Master Ogunbiyi, for FLEEING THE SCENE after such an abysmal performance. Such cowardice under fire marks you as a disgrace to the race.

ROFLMAO
I NOMINATE JAKUMO FOR THE POST OF HIGH COMMISIONER TO NAMIBIA FOR HIS FIGHTING PROWESS.
SHOW YOURSELF AND DON'T DISAPPOINT NIGERIA WHEN YOU GET THERE

nigeria1@/:
president@nigeria.gov.ng

Are you serious?? this sounds too good to be true

Deepzone does not believe in blood money yet s/he yoruba.
Could s/he kindly donate her/his head to me and see how much
i will make out of it UNLESS THE JUJU REJECT HER/HIM HEAD

These so called illiterate politicians won't stop disgracing Nigeria where
ever they go. How could any sensible, credible and responsible representative
of a nation fight publicly in a high class social gathering I just can't
understand these politicians. I think he should be redeployed and given a
motor park in Abuja, Lagos, Owerri to manage

@ Ogbeta
Are you satisfied with your postings above??
i just wonder why you can't create a new post
for yourself rather than do this and if you don't
know how, ask you'll be enlightened. Haba

President Thabo Mbeki has just announced his resignation as the ANC NEC has asked him to do so as it was perceived that he had a hand
in subverting of justice in the case against Jacob Zuma. This is a decision he has taken and it is now in the hands of the president of the House to announce the day He will be stepping down as President. I give Him kudos cos He is a man and i doubt any Nigerian President would have done what
Mbeki did.

Well, what about Malouda, i think he gooved more than joe cole.

Ibime:
PHEW!

I will take that considering the start we made.

MOTM: Mikel by FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

I guess so too. MIKEL

Hannibal:
Just watch how Hargreaves and Anderson would DESTROY John Obi Mikel.
Today's match would be the beginning of the end of Mikel's career @ Chelsea.

In your dreams

If the FOI bill had been passed, i don't think this would have happened.
Channels are having problems with the government for the second time
abi, na bad belle

Good news though but i wonder how far they can go

Hmm, what a good name GTB has made for themselves.
i've also got burned by UBA and i could'nt believe it though
i'm still with them but i'll be moving over to GTB very soon.

Siena, keep up the good work. I only just followed this thread today and to say it's unbelievable is an
understatement, it's mind blowing. You are a rare gem and a blessing to your family, the city you reside
in and to the people of the UK in general since your not based in Naija. Thumbs up and good luck

@buzugee
If you wear police uniform in naija and armed robbers meet you, count yourself a dead man.
Police dey pull uniform run when them see armed robbers

It would be great to conceive such a thought. If this has to be posible, we have to re-orientate our minds first, as
a government then as a people to get to such a state as described in this thread. How i wish for this to be a reality
in this my generation and not when i don kpia

agaba123:
Nigeria1 is the most irritating nairalander.

i think so too

bodsibobo:
When Mark Thatcher was caught financing a coup in Guinea because he wanted to steal and control their oil, did America and Britain and fbi not hear about it? What did they do? Nothing! The man is walking free today still making news and they are telling us they want to come and arrest nigerians in nigeria, nonsense!

NONSENSE my brother. they think they own the world where they can enter any country and do whatever they wish and get
away with it I for one will want the bastard criminals to be brought to book and on Nigerian soil. If the FBI want to help in any
way, they should let the EFCC take charge of the matter with whatever proveof corruption they have against these thieves

NONE. They are both care takers .

It all depends on the circumstances the robbers met you.
1. If on hold up and they approach you, give them the car no arguments.
2. If they meet you by your gate as your gateman is about opening the gate for you to drive in, give them the car cos
  there's no where to run.
3. If they meet you on the highway with no potholes, face the car atleast at one or two and trottle down with full power,
  guess is that they'll run away cos i tried it and it worked for me. God be with you when you try it too
4. If they meet you on the highway with potholes, it is dicey but  most likely you have to part with your car
Well, all in all my guess is that life is too precious to be wasted for a car.

Guys in the house , is it 1st or 2nd half and how is our darling chelsea coping

the first one na apprentice she be
na now she don go for service

This is terrible. wedded couples on their first night would go to a hotel at least to spend just that night but
with this case, it seems that they headed home straight abi the guy no get money for hotel
Well, i feel their pain but the guy shld encourage his wife and do the thing but e no easy ohh!!!
They shld also make out time to see a psycologist.

Dating another womans' husband shld not be enough reason to take life.
though not proven that the angered woman masterminded the crime, this
goes to show how women could be desperate and dangerous

wow, this is ridiculous. so the court ruled in favour of zuma even with his testimony
shit happens all around Africa.

That height qualifies him to play in the NBA

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Siena:
You're missing the point - can you compare the climate in West Africa wit Europe?
Leather in Europe will require a lot less care than the same used in Nigeria's blistering heat.

I guess Europe does not have the cold weather all year round so also do Nigeria
have the hot weather.

I have seen promise72 that don't seem to be all over the place with his response.
if you be cripple, me no dey like you ohh

klas:
Nigeria is a tropical country not temperate. We don't have winter, that is why we need guaranteed high performing air cooler [aka factory fitted].

People ask for car with leather seats because of some direct correlation between leather seat and availability of luxury options which come as standard with such trims. Of course I agree with you that such wish should be backed by ability and willingness to pay. That is called effective demand.

Do we have non-factory fitted aircon passed off as factory fitted? Are u kidding? Dealers (unscrupulous ones) buy value package trim vehicles and fit them with ac may be at Cotonou or oju or even etielegba and tell you they are Special Edition.

good talk.