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Education / Re: Buhari Commissions King David University In Umahi's Home Town, Uburu Ebonyi by Kebize: 7:58pm On May 05, 2022
Franklin158:
President Muhammed Buhari on his two day vist to ebonyi state has commissioned the king David University which is located in the hometown of the governor engr David umahi...
Commissioning a university and university students are at home
Romance / Re: Gracious Paradise: Sex Tapes Of Pastor John Paradise Daughter Leak Online by Kebize: 11:10am On Apr 23, 2022
You for give testimony for the papa church na
Algold:
Pastor children are devil first bus stop.


My first girl friend in Benin was a pastor's daughter.
I was in the Univ. So she paid me a surprise visit at home whivh we didn't plan. She jumped on my bed and spread her leg wide open... She was very attractive with big boobs and nice big ukwu. I was like watdafuck. As I was about to start shooting action film when a friend I never invited knocked on the the door. When I opened the door he walked in sat on the stool and ask me to help repair his laptop. I gave him all the sign to leave the idiot refused.
The girl got angry and left. Lo and behold, a month later I heard that she was four months pregnant.

God saved me
Family / Re: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Kebize: 3:17pm On Mar 29, 2022
Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?
Anyday you want to do anything just lock the door when you finish you open it back simple
Music/Radio / Re: These Are The Top Best Nigerian Songs Of 2021, Which Is Your Favourite? by Kebize: 6:29pm On Dec 03, 2021
Cant find bigwiz ft tems essence there
Fashion / Re: Squirrel Teeth: Madness Or Fashion From Hell? (Pictures) by Kebize: 2:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
Operation no more kissing

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ka3na Flies To Turkey For Teeth Procedure For Whiter Teeth (Video) by Kebize: 6:32pm On Oct 11, 2021
post=106645787:
Some have White money,
Another person wants White Teeth!

Inside life, Orisirisi nkan loun sele,
Lagbo MANNA Orisirisi Barbecue loun be nbe!
Kuronbe! cool


No be juju be that lols
Celebrities / Re: The Headies Awards 2014: Full List Of Winners by Kebize: 6:28am On Dec 15, 2014
star boi wizzy no award no p shal olamida badooo skelemba....all d way
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Airports Rated Among The Worst In Africa by Kebize: 1:25am On Nov 25, 2014
sleepi naija ojo
Food / Re: Why Ladies Shy To Eat In Canteen by Kebize: 2:19am On Aug 05, 2014
dare cnt risk dare pented lips if nt na gobe
Family / Re: Who Ensures Sanitation Most In Your Home Between Your Mom And Dad by Kebize: 2:13am On Aug 05, 2014
ma mum bt ma dad does it beta once a while
Food / Re: Don't Wash Your Chicken Before Cooking - Health Researchers by Kebize: 2:54pm On Aug 28, 2013
Do dat in india nt nigaria
TV/Movies / Re: Beverly Osu Strips To Celebrate Task Victory On Big Brother Africa by Kebize: 4:40pm On Aug 16, 2013
Strong body huh flat tommy

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