If football club were to be academic institutions in Nigeria,Then:

ARSENAL=UNIILORIN:where students work hard throughout the year but failed to succeed.
MAN CITY=UNIABUJA:where the students purchase expensive things and live large but forget their primary assignment.
LIVERPOOL=OAU IFE:where students are proud of the academic achievements of their grandfathers.
MAN U=UNIBEN:where students dont perform well in class but do well during their exams and achieve good grades.
CHELSEA=UNILAG:where when students dont perform well they put the blames on the Vc and the government will have to intervene and find a new VC every year.
REAL MADRID=AAU:where student think they perform best and begin to beef best students of other schools.
BARCA=CRUTECH:where student work hard and succeed accordingly...
Lolz...do you guys agree with this?

This is the reaction..when after 7rounds with calabar girl and she says you are just beginning!!...
...lol

This guys are physically and spiritually endowed!!!...

This is the letter,a group of arm robbers sent to residents in Karu in Abuja.
LOL...Jungle don mature

This is the purposely letter.A group of arm robbers sent to residents of a street in Karu In Abuja.
Lol ..Jungle don Mature

''The Nigerian Judiciary is the Nightmare of Nigeria's Dream''.
And with this we can never achieve our Dreams,How can a Lawyer defend Dasuki?? Thereby defending Corruption.
Which Way Nigeria

Lol...Things are really happening these days.
A Priest in Philippines has been suspended by church after Video shared on social media showed him gliding on hoverboard while preaching during mass.
The video racked up millions of views,showed Father Albert San Jose from Philippines diocese of San Pablo gliding on Hoverboard during Christmas Eve mass at the Lady of Miraculous Medal Church in Binan Town.

According to the person that posted it on twitter @Sunnyshaima. This is an examination Hall in Saudi Arabia

The Leader of the high rated Islamic Terrorist Group ISIS Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi have yesterday warned the Chairman Of Man United Board of Directors Mr. Glazers to sacked Louis Van Gaal soonest or Old Trafford Stadium will be Bombed down.
He said this on a cool Phone call to the chairman after Man United suffered their 4th game lost in a row,by Stoke City FC on saturday 26th of December.

Christmas Celebration has been banned in Somali.
What will be Your Reaction if Buhari should Ban Christmas Celebration In Nigeria.

Happy to be a Calabar Dude!!..Ah dnt cum in less than 1hr 30mins....my Ex can testify!!

Miss Iraq 2015,Shaymaa Qasim has been warned by the Terrorists group ISIS on a spine chilling phone call,that she will be abducted if she doesn't join them.According to Jerusalem post and Kuwaiti Al-watan.
Student Qasim who is Iraqi's first Beauty Pageant Queen since 1972.He been to join the Caliphate or else face being kidnapped.But Shaymaa says she is not afraid of the threat and she will never join the Bloody group.

*Inconclusive Climax*..Lord Save Us from KarishiKa

Cossy Orjiakor shared this pics on her facebook account...tagged ''Hitting It right Climax''

Na new style

*Inconclusive Stingy Man*..him bin dey expect AC for Prison!!...

*Inconclusive death...and Inconclusive accident**

*Inconclusive Sharp Guy** bt dem go catch am

Lolz...America no sabi Richman oo#bt wait oo..diz medicine dey work sef?..

As i add another year to my Lifecycle,i am so grateful for God's Goodness and Infinite Mercies!!!....Thank You Jesus and i wish myself Long Life and Prosperity.

Awwwww am sowie i never knew#

This is the packs i developed under one week it was strenous though but under thorough exercise like situps..lifting and situp @ the same time with waste train.

Wooow...i am so so grateful bro.

The Joint admission matriculation board(jamb) now allows student to choose two universities for 2016/2017 examination,as to increase admission opportunities.

This was promulgate by the Public Relation Officer of Jamb.Dr Fabian Benjamin.

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I have a very nice song and i want to upload it.
Please can any one help me upload it to any website? Or show me the procedures.

The latest top 5 street anthem makers,this list is rating musicians whose songs are popular and sung by all categories of people,children,women,men,touts,born again etc.

5.the number 5 on this list is Tekno,tekno maintain this position with his tune thrilling song ''Duro''....which is almost loved by every one.

4.M.I..he is number 4 on this list because of his hit song ''Bad Belle'' which is used by everybody to refer to enemies.

3.Olamide with Shakiti bobo,with the new dance style which is thrilling right now makes this song to be a street anthem.

2.Korede Bello,the Godwnin crooner retain this position becaused of his widely used song as ringing tune even by deeper life members and familiar with everybody,especially those under going some problems

1.Even your boo get a boo,the famous and melodious song by Harrysong featuring kcee,iyanya,olamide and Orezi is the number on my list.i dont really have to say much on this,because you know it all.


This list is self rating,you can change it or re arrange it...Kaypluz

The former Chairman off the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) has been on a low key since his resignation and his appointment as the Nigerian Railway Corporation Chairman.
The former PDP chairman said yesterday that ''Buhari is a president by name and not by might'',although previously the president has been boasting that he belongs to nobody.But with his ministerial nominees it proves that he is controlled by some powerful men in the likes of Bola Tinubu.

To know your Bank Verification Number,dial *565*0# on the GSM line you used in registration in the bank and wait for some seconds.
Your BVN will appear.

In continuation to my previous article.
Fact 7.Islamic radicals are not scared to be killed as long as their death will benefit Islam,Scholars and Imams like Malik sharfe'e,Abu Hanifa,Al-Zawabiri wrote that the believer can sacrifice himself for the benefit of his religion.''this is what drift Islamic Terrorism'' and here suicide missions are justify.
And the story of the muslim boy Obaid who allowed the king kill him because he said the king can only kill him if he calls to Allah before shooting the arrow at him((surah 85:10) and this is to prove that Allah words are true.

In the case of suicide bombing killing both muslims and Christias,When Muhammad led a war against the jewish village near medina called ta'if,he commanded the army to kill everyone,men,women,children and elders and In another Hadith muhammad had prohibited killing of women and children,but when he attacked the city,he killed everybody he justified this by saying that at that time women and men were in the middle of the enemies and there is no way to seperate them from the enemies so he killed all of them.So this gives us light on killing the enemies of Islam who have muslim between and also the muslim but according to Law of Islam killing a muslim brother is the biggest Sin.But muhammad said if there is no way to kill the enemies without killing the muslim,then you should kill them all.
The enemies will go to hell and the muslim killed will go to paradize,This is why Boko Haram and other Islamic Radicals also bomb Mosques and other place that muslims are,even the bombing of the world trade center,they believe that the muslim victims will go to paradize.

Boko haram aim at fulfilling the law of Islam..Staying on strategy...Resisting non-muslim Government.
America can not help Nigeria because they always get threats from Al-qaeda and Isis.

The Five Pillars Of Radical Muslim.
1.Obey no law but Islamic law
2.Infidels are all around.
3.Islam must Rule
4.Jihad is the only Way to Win.
5.Faith is the reason.
They all dream and fight to implement Sharia Law because even in the quran(surah 4:29),Umar Ibn Al-khattib cut off a muslim brother Head who refused the judgement of Muhammad and killing a muslim brother was prohibited but Muhammad justify this by saying that the man who refused the rule of Allah through him(Muhammad),was no longer a muslim,so Umar didnt kill a muslim.
SOURCES OF ISLAMIC LAW.
1.Quran revelation from God.
2.Sunnah(Example of muhammad).
3.Ijma'ah(the informed decision of a qualified group of muslim scholars).
From the Sunnah it is notted that he who changed his religion,should be killed.so it is either you recieve them or war so they are angry because all the regimes as well as all the Islamic countries have chosen methods,regulation and legislation other than the book of Sunnah thereby forsaking Allah and assigning themselves as God.So they condem Democracy.so this bring about the rule of ''the more you kill the unbelievers the more your reward.
Jesus was never involved in War and Politics but Muhammad was involved in Politics,Religion and War.
He had 36 princes in his government,and his closest friedns Abu Bahr and Umar Ibn-Khattib were his Aid,four judge,a finance minister,3 counsellor and 25 scribes to copy the Quran.

Incessant killings by muhammad,the beheading of the poet who wrote against him,the beheading of Abi Sufina his enemy,killing of the jews,the killing of the adulterous woman who got pregnant,when she gave birth,Muhammad collected the baby,buried up the woman up to neck level and was stoned,the killing of 80,000 muslims who refused payiny their taxes.
650years after Muhammad as been a blood bath. And Islam is violent because it has a violent beginning.
SUFIS said Islam did not require physical Jihad,but instead a spiritual struggled by Rabi'a Al-Adawiya and this was because she was influenced by a christian Monk and she was the first Muslim to speak freely of Love of Allah.
Boko Haram are emulating the Al Gama'a Al-Islamiyah who spent 5 bloody years(1992-1997) trying to overthrow the Egyptian government.

Muslim Hates Christians internally because:
1.Eastern Roman empire war against muhammad with 200,000 soldiers and decimated the muslim 3000 soldiers(A.H 8/A.D 630)
2.Crusaders took jerusalam from Muslim,spilling blood in Al-Aqsa mosque(A.D 1099).
3.Napoleon Bonarparte invaded egypt and Syria(1798-1801).
4.America invade Afghanistan(2001)
5.America Invade Iraq(1991;2003).
They believed the mentioned are the Christians fighting against them.Even when Pat Robertson,Johnhage,Rod parsely and other christians were trying to educate christians about Muslims and muslims see them as crusaders and Against their faith.
They fight Jihad by .Physical fighting,By funding,By words.
But the question is,''is Al-qaeda,Boko haram,Al-shabab or Isis representing Islam.
THE NEXT ARTICLE WILL POINT OUT THE POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS.

Nigerians and the western world see the news about bombing and terrorism in different nations today.Many time we throw up our hands with frustration and ask ''what do these people want? And what are they trying to get.
(I am not trying to be Dogmatic)
the answer is these terrorist want the caliphate backand want it to have authority over the entire world.
(they are just trying to finish what muhammad started).
And they plan to restore the caliphate by:
1.Establish Islamic States.
2.Join the states under the Caliphate.
3.Use the caliphate to summit the entire world to Islamic Authority.
By using the Quran as the constitution.
HERE ARE SOME QUOTES AND FACT ABOUT ISLAM.
1.Muslim with the quran resemble an army leader who lays out plan to fight his enemy(infidels)-Dr Salah Sariah
2.We are committed to enter a physical battle against the infidel in the islamic world-H.zb-Al-Tahrir.
3.Terrorism can never be cleared from Islam because they emulate their founders of their faith,who were all war fighters and creators.like muhammad,Hasan Al-bana,Mawdudi,Sayyid Qutb. And Evangelist like Dr Salah Sariah,Shokri Mustafa and Abdul Salam Faraj,who all promoted the Jihad saying''In all previous,Allah used to bring punishment upon infidels and enemies of his religion through natural causes like wind,flood,earthquake,drowning and screaming but it is different to the nation of Muhammad for He the Glorified has addressed them saying'' ''fight them,Allah will punish them by your hands and bring them agony(surah 9:14),which means that a muslim must first take the jahid upon himself,then allah will Implish victory.Prisoners like Abod Zoummar,kAram zohdy,Assin Abdul maghed and Aristocrats like Al-Zawahiri and Osama Bin laden are all the aristocrats of Islamic Radicalism and masterminds behind Global terrorism.
4.(Surah 9:5)Shakir translation. So whne the sacred months have passed away,then slay the idolaters,infidels whenever you find them and take them captive(Chiboks girls and others) and besiege them,lie and wait for them and ambush them.
5.Dr Salah Sariah's point was that if a muslic believed hell was as bad as Allah Says,then muslims will do any thing that the Quran commanded even fighting till Death.And ultimate sacrifice win the ultimate reward.
6.They believe that death is not a defeat because he died for his faith and for them there is martyrdom which he will proceeds to paradise and His conquerors to fire.
7.Muhammad conquered his neighbouring tribes by war,taking their belongings and selling the women and children as slaves,that was why Al-qaeda called muslim to Rob and Attack America.And Muhmmad said the gates of paradise are under the shadow of the sword.Fundamentalist Christians are not forming terrorist cells and bombing civilians because of the examples Jesus Laid for them.But Muhammad was a war fighter against the believers of his faith.So the Founders are the most influential.
The more you torture and islamic radical/terrorist the more you harden him and his belief which says they will torture because of your faith but never give up and fight for Allah and Allah will reward you.Must muslims have different ideologies but they migh have the same goals.
Boko Haram and other Islamic rAdical believe the words of Sayyid Qutb that if you are a muslim and your government refuse to implement all of Islamic law,then you are obligated to overthrow them by war.And he also said that a muslim has no country except that part of the earth where the Sharia Law is praticed and have no relatives except those who share the same belief with him.
Nigeria has been horrified by videotapes of beheading,people wondered why religious radical will commit such a grisly act.The answer is in Surah 47:4.Therefore when you meet the unbeliever in fight,smite at his neck and when you have thoroughly subdued bind a bond of them.,
WAIT FOR THE PART TWO OF THIS ARTICLE.