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Romance / Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 9:12pm On Apr 11, 2013
bukatyne:

hello?

hii *waving*
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Kelly Rowland Without Makeup by kedukc(m): 9:09pm On Apr 11, 2013
Ms_Steph: lool @ frustrations. My dear not every1 is like u. Anyways even if am ugly I still have sum1 who loves me. *tongue out*

nice pink tongue.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Mothers Shld Be More Careful With Their Young Daughters Around Men by kedukc(m): 8:43pm On Apr 11, 2013
anonymous6:

you were wearing a mini skirt at age 8, is this the truth

I don't understand why you have a smiley face about this information you are saying thoguh

see cross-examination. grin
Family / Re: She Is Not A Liability!!!! by kedukc(m): 8:40pm On Apr 11, 2013
chaircover: How about if she has the best character but the husband ends up dying from a heart attack from working himself to death just to sustain his family because wifey wont work and relieve him from his financial burden

This childbirth we are talking about, 9 months pregnancy and a few hours labour is more than worth all the years of joy and love that child will give us. If anything its the men I feel sorry for, because they are the ones splitting guts to provide for these same children but most times the children tend to love their mums and are more close to their mums.

Many many men still go to work and come home and do chores, look after baby etc. There is no you and me anymore. Roles have merged and its a partnership and so if there is any woman out there sitting at home praying while her husband is out there killing & stressing himself to maintain his family, his extended family and her extended family on top because she doesn't have her own income, then she is a bad liability wife digging an early grave for her husband period.

not trying to husband you, but I love you.
Family / Re: She Is Not A Liability!!!! by kedukc(m): 8:38pm On Apr 11, 2013
jidegirl12: @Nashville grin you beat me to it.... yes a registered beautiful non scary nanny will do all your work you think nobody but you can't , as the matter of fact that your 9month crap duty would be done by a surrogate mom with your carbon copy kids grin.... Nobody is indispensable oh so watch it there .

So that man no be another person's pikin to make more money for you to spend just cause you're a woman?

You better face your studies sam Sam and aim high and let your man respect you and run after you .... Monè makes the world go round oh bebe!

funny and true
Culture / Re: Nigerian Mothers Shld Be More Careful With Their Young Daughters Around Men by kedukc(m): 8:29pm On Apr 11, 2013
onila: I was a very attractive young girl

and currently you are?
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Kelly Rowland Without Makeup by kedukc(m): 8:26pm On Apr 11, 2013
Ms_Steph: do u knw me? Must I share d same opinion wit u? Pls respect ur age

even though you no get outer beaury, try and get the inner one; it could help ease your frustrations.

Tl; Dr: Next time you wanna criticise someone, start with your mirror.

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Autos / Re: Brand New 2012 ML350 4matic by kedukc(m): 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2013
neat
Culture / Re: Nigerian Mothers Shld Be More Careful With Their Young Daughters Around Men by kedukc(m): 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2013
Keziehenry:
may be because u are not appealing to d educated folk na.pray hard dat u wont marry ppl like those u mentioned so dat God wil deliver u.

chai grin
Celebrities / Re: Shame! Actress Jennifer Eliogu Chased Out By Husband For Child Paternity Mess by kedukc(m): 8:02pm On Apr 11, 2013
thaz the kind of waist you grab and get accident
Romance / Re: Dating A 27 Year Old Virgin Is Frustrating by kedukc(m): 7:46pm On Apr 11, 2013
repogirl: @ poster, if you are frustrated, why not leave already? Why wld she give it up at 27 yrs? The older they keep it, the harder it is to give it up o.

And for the poster that said being a virgin means she'll be faithful is so untrue o. Virgins are most likely to wonder what else is out there aside what she's been having. Whereas someone that has been around will be like, been there, done that, I don belleful.

That's just what me thinks.

quick question, how many penile injections is enough to belleful a randy chick?

@op, you should get your priorities straight and stop deceiving someone who's got hers in order. Like you rightly noticed, shoddies dey all around buh this warped world has a way of hooking up the wrong people.

sad
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh! Tonto Dikeh! Tonto Dikeh! Tonto Dikeh! Tonto Dikeh! - (PICTURES) by kedukc(m): 7:27pm On Apr 11, 2013
@op, why all this pics? Is she lost or missing?

B.tch punny wider than kwara state (second pic)

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Celebrities / Re: Soundcity Presenter Moet Bares Her Boobs And Laps On TV by kedukc(m): 7:23pm On Apr 11, 2013
@op, more of that
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abia State At Night. by kedukc(m): 7:17pm On Apr 11, 2013
Omo-tier, thank you jare. In fact am outta here.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abia State At Night. by kedukc(m): 6:48pm On Apr 11, 2013
osy77: I just left Umuahia not too long ago bur I tell u...der are serious signs of dividends of democracy..i tell u cool

dividends of crayfish.

There's nothing to see, that's why the op chose to show us street lights at night. Aside the ennui in the capital, what is going on in the rest of the LGAs?

Love my city tho.
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Kelly Rowland Without Makeup by kedukc(m): 6:42pm On Apr 11, 2013
Ms_Steph: She looks like a guy.

oh puhleeze, don't let me start with your yam-sized limbs.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Kelly Rowland Without Makeup by kedukc(m): 5:14pm On Apr 11, 2013
thaz true beauty
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abia State At Night. by kedukc(m): 4:51pm On Apr 11, 2013
Abagworo:

Right from when I was born, all the cities had streetlight. However there exists a cycle which I suspect as either sabotage or connivance with government. After every regime all the street lights get vandalized and the new Governor would start afresh to install new ones.

gbam
Phones / Re: What Is The Full Meaning Of MTN? by kedukc(m): 3:22pm On Apr 11, 2013
Mobile Tithe Network

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Romance / Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 10:17pm On Apr 10, 2013
just realised I haven't contributed to the dictionary of lies on this thread, here goes:

on fb status "i love my guy" (your guy no get name)

he's my mentor (mentoring you on what exactly)

i was stranded (eyah, what a pity)

i hate sex (me too, with a shining halo over my head)
Romance / Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2013
bukatyne:

Sometimes I feel there is a natural and deep seated hatred women have for each other.

guys yarb each other too, only p.ussies take it to heart

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Romance / Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2013
Uwakuwak: i'm not a lesbian, since men don't approach me, i don,t want to remain jealous so kindly permit me to share ur man with u.

grin
Romance / Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:23pm On Apr 10, 2013
bukatyne:

And what is the aim of this your post?

To expose the lies you (since you are a woman)tell right?

Dumb head!

it's called 'keeping it real', prude.
Romance / Re: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by kedukc(m): 8:17pm On Apr 10, 2013
fellis:

Na wa. I wanted to tell her the same thing before but I decided to keep quiet so it doesn't look like I am taking the thread too seriously.

Example of professional lie. No words necessary. Why not simply accept that your opinion doesn't count.
Science/Technology / Re: Russian Billionaire Plans To immortalize Humans By 2045 by kedukc(m): 12:27am On Apr 08, 2013
it's sad what religion does to people.

I've experienced an OBE as well and I wasn't even trying when it happened, but such things are kept to oneself because people feel threatened by something they don't understand.

On the topic, I feel the project is realistic within the timetable and if I have a billion dollars right now, i'll throw my hat in it.

To the fellow apprehensive about losing a dick, i suggest you try some psychedelic stuff. There's myriad ways of getting pleasure to the brain; it's all about energy (electrical impulses) if your concern is regarding procreation, that's equally available in several methods.

On the whole, having identified one mind that isn't lost in the mire of superstition is the only reason am typing this. Billy.

As for biological immortality which is not the subject of the Russian's research, doubting thomases should have a look at this

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula

it's nature's poster-boy for endless life.

I remember when cloning happened, the scared theists clamped down on it. Hopefully, this time when immortality begins, the dolts in this thread will shred their over-priced bibles and start studying something of value.

Death and the fear of what comes after is probably the only thing whipping bigots in line.
Business / Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by kedukc(m): 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2013
Never had a problem shopping online whether from my laptop or phone..
Programming / Re: Software Developers, Most of Your Jobs are Going To India! by kedukc(m): 5:50pm On Apr 02, 2013
broswilli: The truth of the matter is that the skillful Nigerian Programmers works alone in Nigeria we must learn to partner with others to thrive but we have difficulty doing that. When a project is outsourced to an Indian, about ten to twenty developers work together to get the job within a short time in this way they accumulate a lot of projects which are executed fast and at a cheaper rate. I have tried the international freelance software market as a developer but its a shame to know how much Indians charge for a project. If you charge that amount as a lone programmer in Nigeria you would be digging your early grave. My advice is that if developers can work together in Nigeria, learn to share knowledge respectfully and create very good workflow in a team environment with a firm emphasis on service delivery we would compete with the Indians

the only thought that made sense here. Cooperation again proves it's evolutionary advantage.
Jokes Etc / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Grants Amnesty To Boko-Haram. by kedukc(m): 12:05pm On Apr 01, 2013
i nearly falls
Agriculture / Re: Poultry Farming Business E-book by kedukc(m): 6:01am On Apr 01, 2013
ok
Business / Re: What Business Can Be Done With A Toyota { 2000 } Car, Plz Advise by kedukc(m): 11:55am On Mar 31, 2013
@naijacutee, impressive.
Business / Re: Am Looking For A Job As An Online Freelancer by kedukc(m): 8:04am On Mar 31, 2013
cool
Business / Re: I Need An Only Biz by kedukc(m): 7:54am On Mar 31, 2013
Do your research well op.

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