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That's why I told my gateman don't allow any mgbeke to come into my house with a camera.

If you dare it, my gateman will strip you and search your panties, underneath your boobies, and inside your hairy pussy.

So far he has been cooperating, i don't know about the gals.

Send down the rain!

Mechienu onu, Abia is the wealthiest.

Oya ochendo, pay me my sycophants allowee

My BIG PHAT NOSE first, then they get bored with it and start complaining about network.

My favourite: NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

My smart girlfriend always use it when she sends her kinky stuffs to my inbox. The villagers just send their hairy bush like that with no regard to formality.

what is your asking price

Thank God for making me a million guy, but mobile payment is lagging seriously and my long distance bitches are complaining.

Grow up Nigerians.. Cali Carnivals should be done quarterly.

My question for the gals, how will you love to browse some quality dicks on the streets of Cali this December?

totalbaby: So can you marry such girls at the end of the day. Men are such hypocrites. They want enjoyment now but at end of the day they themselves don't want to marry the ladies who give it up on the first day. smh

and you think holding off is what makes men to propose..

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*Kails*:
Taking a stroll (preferably at a park or botanical garden)
and talk a bit. Later we go to a restaurant, eat and talk some more.

You get time.

I wanna be on the jury for this case. Churches gotta turn it down.

In addition, why can't government apportion swathes of land for religious areas, just like we have industrial, agricultural and commercial zones in our cities?

My 2 cents

Efemena_xy: Kpako or not, I'll never forget my roots.

That alone defines me. Who I am.

Agreed 100%. I figure that the people who don't value this great nation are the ones who have not been opportune to see life in other cultures and contexts.

We have awesomeness in large measure. Period.

pompori king: I might never straf Tonto Dike

Relax, if you have a big dyck, you might actually feature as her beau in my upcoming Indecency.

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if I sleep now, this people go talk say i no serious.. Anyhow, na me be presido, Sambo over to you.

zzzzzzzzz.

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delors: #Clears.throat# #Thick.Ibo.accent#
Nna babe...how would like to spend ya xmas in my house? Hmm, everything is there - Jacuzzi, my four limos, atrium, nna everything is there, plus next moont (instead of month), my 4 containers will land from Spain. Would u like to manage my oyel (instead of oil) company at V.I? Anytin u want, just ask nwa babe, as u can see, money is not the issue...hmmm. Ya bodi na die, plus ya smile can kill. Chei!

works all the time.

Madam

Any news on TA Orji?

My mum ain't the best, or maybe I'ma perfectionist. Leave am like that.

Divorce is like coming out of a stuffy room, what made the room stuffy in the first place?

I cant say cause I haven't been married before, but going by relationship standards, the moment one takes the other for granted, the whole thing is doomed.

On a good day, the devil has a way of reminding you that you cheapened yourself.

Am not talking about the devil in the bible, am referring to that girl/guy who got what he/she wanted from you and is now laughing at you preferably in her/his mind.

As the saying goes, you don't know the value of what you have until you lose it.

The new MTN Internet Bundle na correct scam.

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Big doe eyes for me. Too bad you ain't single honey.

I did go through all the pictures, the only one my brain retained the impression.

@Cunni, I applaud your efforts in sharing some vital information, even though you have certainly ruffled some misinformed opinions. I'm not religious but it's left for people to close their eyes when jihad is on the news daily.