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Celebrities / Re: Davido Speaks On Leaked Bedroom Photos by kedukc(m): 5:02pm On Jan 25, 2013
That's why I told my gateman don't allow any mgbeke to come into my house with a camera.

If you dare it, my gateman will strip you and search your panties, underneath your boobies, and inside your hairy pussy.

So far he has been cooperating, i don't know about the gals.
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek Runs Mad. by kedukc(m): 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2013
Send down the rain!
Politics / Re: The Wealthiest States In Nigeria by kedukc(m): 4:30pm On Jan 25, 2013
Mechienu onu, Abia is the wealthiest.

Oya ochendo, pay me my sycophants allowee
Romance / Re: What Do People Compliment You On? by kedukc(m): 4:24pm On Jan 25, 2013
My BIG PHAT NOSE first, then they get bored with it and start complaining about network.
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Abbreviations You Must Know About by kedukc(m): 4:22pm On Jan 25, 2013
My favourite: NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

My smart girlfriend always use it when she sends her kinky stuffs to my inbox. The villagers just send their hairy bush like that with no regard to formality.

angry
Autos / Re: M.A.N TRUCK TIPPER DIESEL SIX TYRES FOR SALE (PICTURE) by kedukc(m): 3:43pm On Jan 25, 2013
what is your asking price
Politics / Re: N20k & N200K Deposit Limit For Account Holders by kedukc(m): 3:39pm On Jan 25, 2013
Thank God for making me a million guy, but mobile payment is lagging seriously and my long distance bitches are complaining.
Culture / Re: Calabar Carnival No Longer About Promoting Our Culture by kedukc(m): 3:35pm On Jan 25, 2013
Grow up Nigerians.. Cali Carnivals should be done quarterly.

My question for the gals, how will you love to browse some quality dicks on the streets of Cali this December?
Romance / Re: What Do You Like Doing On A First Date? by kedukc(m): 8:29pm On Jan 22, 2013
totalbaby: So can you marry such girls at the end of the day. Men are such hypocrites. They want enjoyment now but at end of the day they themselves don't want to marry the ladies who give it up on the first day. smh

and you think holding off is what makes men to propose..

Next comments please
Romance / Re: What Do You Like Doing On A First Date? by kedukc(m): 8:04pm On Jan 22, 2013
*Kails*:
Taking a stroll (preferably at a park or botanical garden)
and talk a bit. Later we go to a restaurant, eat and talk some more. smiley

You get time.
Religion / Re: 79-year-old Lady Sues Redeemed Church For Noise Pollution by kedukc(m): 7:00pm On Jan 22, 2013
I wanna be on the jury for this case. Churches gotta turn it down.

In addition, why can't government apportion swathes of land for religious areas, just like we have industrial, agricultural and commercial zones in our cities?

My 2 cents
Family / Re: What Is Your Greatest Regret In Life? by kedukc(m): 6:45pm On Jan 22, 2013
Efemena_xy:

Kpako or not, I'll never forget my roots.

That alone defines me. Who I am.



Agreed 100%. I figure that the people who don't value this great nation are the ones who have not been opportune to see life in other cultures and contexts.

We have awesomeness in large measure. Period.
Family / Re: What Is Your Greatest Regret In Life? by kedukc(m): 6:39pm On Jan 22, 2013
pompori king: I might never straf Tonto Dike

Relax, if you have a big dyck, you might actually feature as her beau in my upcoming Indecency.
Technology Market / Re: + by kedukc(m): 8:15pm On Jan 01, 2013
bump
Phones / Re: Glo Data Balance by kedukc(m): 5:32pm On Dec 28, 2012
info to 127
Science/Technology / + by kedukc(m): 5:23pm On Dec 28, 2012
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Politics / Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. by kedukc(m): 5:27pm On Dec 27, 2012
if I sleep now, this people go talk say i no serious.. Anyhow, na me be presido, Sambo over to you.

zzzzzzzzz.
Webmasters / Re: Mobile Site Bot: Create Mobile Websites The Easy Way. by kedukc(m): 9:13am On Dec 25, 2012
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Romance / Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by kedukc(m): 2:52pm On Dec 24, 2012
delors: #Clears.throat# #Thick.Ibo.accent#
Nna babe...how would like to spend ya xmas in my house? Hmm, everything is there - Jacuzzi, my four limos, atrium, nna everything is there, plus next moont (instead of month), my 4 containers will land from Spain. Would u like to manage my oyel (instead of oil) company at V.I? Anytin u want, just ask nwa babe, as u can see, money is not the issue...hmmm. Ya bodi na die, plus ya smile can kill. Chei!

works all the time.
Family / Re: The Name You Used To Store Your Mother's Phone Number? by kedukc(m): 7:31pm On Dec 20, 2012
Madam
Politics / Re: Enugu Governor, Chime Is Dead - Punch by kedukc(m): 10:08am On Dec 16, 2012
Any news on TA Orji?

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Family / Re: What Will You Remember Your Mother For? by kedukc(m): 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2012
My mum ain't the best, or maybe I'ma perfectionist. Leave am like that.
Family / Re: Top Ten Reason For Divorce In 2012 by kedukc(m): 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2012
Divorce is like coming out of a stuffy room, what made the room stuffy in the first place?

I cant say cause I haven't been married before, but going by relationship standards, the moment one takes the other for granted, the whole thing is doomed.

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Romance / Re: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by kedukc(m): 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2012
On a good day, the devil has a way of reminding you that you cheapened yourself.

Am not talking about the devil in the bible, am referring to that girl/guy who got what he/she wanted from you and is now laughing at you preferably in her/his mind.

As the saying goes, you don't know the value of what you have until you lose it.
Computers / Re: Twelve Christmas Internet Scams To Watch Out For by kedukc(m): 6:14pm On Dec 10, 2012
The new MTN Internet Bundle na correct scam.
Technology Market / + by kedukc(m): 12:17pm On Dec 06, 2012
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Technology Market / Re: = by kedukc(m): 11:46am On Dec 06, 2012
BUMP
Technology Market / = by kedukc(m): 11:02am On Dec 06, 2012
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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Elimination Round 1 by kedukc(m): 11:16pm On Dec 03, 2012
Serahsadeiyare

Big doe eyes for me. Too bad you ain't single honey.

I did go through all the pictures, the only one my brain retained the impression.
Religion / Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by kedukc(m): 2:38pm On Dec 02, 2012
@Cunni, I applaud your efforts in sharing some vital information, even though you have certainly ruffled some misinformed opinions. I'm not religious but it's left for people to close their eyes when jihad is on the news daily.

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