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Business / Re: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by kedukc(m): 4:00pm On May 05, 2013
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Adverts / Re: Send 10 Million Sms Daily @ No Extra Cost by kedukc(m): 6:38pm On May 04, 2013
Do u hav access to 10m unique numbers or more? If so let me know
Family / Re: A Thread For Commitment-shy Individuals by kedukc(m): 12:34pm On May 03, 2013
story of my life.

i call when i have something to say.

it's not a 'dating' thing.

it's not premeditated, and

it's not selective.

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Webmasters / Re: Ticketing Website With Wordpress by kedukc(m): 3:46pm On Apr 28, 2013
Startechng: @ OP, if that should be the case then the easiest is voguepay.com go to their 3rd party link i think they have wordpress payment plugin. Voguepay.com accepts nd processes credit cards, i mean naira credit cards, atm's visa/master etc. They also process paypal nd payzer.

Help me understand what you mean by the bolded please.

Are you suggesting that one can link voguepay wallet to paypal thus withdrawing funds from paypal to voguepay and vice versa?
Fashion / Re: A Nigerian Model Falls As She Catwalks In Lagos by kedukc(m): 9:41pm On Apr 26, 2013
tellwisdom:

See how she jump like person wey dey do sport....Sha no let yur brreassst hit ground undecided

Where you see the breasssstt?? this one no get.

As for potholes on that runway, Blame GEJ!
Business / Re: Piggery Farming Made Easy by kedukc(m): 9:29am On Apr 22, 2013
If am correct, you're proposing to tend the piglets up to maturity and market the boars.

Sounds nice, can we see some pictures?
Religion / Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by kedukc(m): 3:18pm On Apr 21, 2013
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Family / Re: At What Age Did U Leave Ur Parents House To Stay On Ur Own? by kedukc(m): 3:42pm On Apr 20, 2013
vivian chinaza:
Though they are gonna know that life is tough.

true.
Business / Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by kedukc(m): 7:37am On Apr 20, 2013
Nairaland needs a kids section. sad

Business / Re: Top 10 Nigeria Brands On Facebook Statistics & Ranking, March 2013 by kedukc(m): 3:47am On Apr 19, 2013
How apt! I have been looking for this info, thanks man
Business / Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by kedukc(m): 9:49pm On Apr 15, 2013
ajos:
then pull d trigger dude...

Mofo u better watch it. U better get a grip on yourself. Show some remorse playa. U don't go playin hide n seek on the net, its not as anonymous as u think.

Slimy ffaggott.
Business / Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by kedukc(m): 9:35pm On Apr 15, 2013
I never believed that people can be so diabolical to this extent.

Wonder what would have been if madam cc wasn't keeping meticulous records of events including off-site happenings.

What is your gain in pulling another's labour down? I know the physical strain, financial and emotional of running an e-commerce site and someone wakes up just to say rubbish!

Damn, this iddiott need a bullet in his skull. Apology doesn't cut it one bit.

DAMN!!!

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Fashion / Re: Things Women Should Never, Ever, Do by kedukc(m): 6:08pm On Apr 15, 2013
never watch more than 1 nollywood movie per month, grow some brain cells instead.

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Webmasters / Re: Nigeria Loses N3.76B To Foreign Domain Names by kedukc(m): 6:04pm On Apr 15, 2013
if nira wanted to make .ng competitive, they should:

1. Listen to nigerian business: The job they are doing is useless if they don't understand the needs of the beneficiaries.

2. Uncomplicate the process: I wish it were as easy as clicking through a godaddy cart

3. Totaly deflate the price: nuff said.

4. .com.ng is unsexy, scrap if possible.

5. Foster an independent body in the mould of verisign to monitor & certify legitimate .ng sites (NB: powers of this body do not include taking down a site. Merely certifying business compliance is enough to give consumers confidence and deter fraud)

24/7 Electricity will also make hosting easy and more affordable, giving me total control over my site backend. Sometimes the things that cause downtime are very simple to fix but we're always at the mercy of some faceless tech support person halfway across the world. Why is this relevant? Cos downtime reinforces the idea that naija business generally is seedy, whether it's a .com or .ng -- it's not nira responsibility tho.
Romance / Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by kedukc(m): 5:55am On Apr 15, 2013
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Romance / Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by kedukc(m): 5:55am On Apr 15, 2013
ITbomb:
Can u pls give me a hint on those soft spots, amma hit someone.

no wound person pikin abeg. grin

*exits backstage*
Romance / Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by kedukc(m): 11:44pm On Apr 14, 2013
ITbomb:
That is a lady speaking but there is always a greater danger of finding yourself in the dreaded 'friendship zone'.
Tactful approach needed

friend zone is something of a myth; one can always hook up with an old crush; that chick that used to give you a hard time... Even if she's hitched. Your game gotta be surreal tho. And I ain't talking of cheddar.. See, we're all humans, we all got some soft spots and if you hit mine, i'd melt for sure.
Romance / Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by kedukc(m): 3:39pm On Apr 14, 2013
Asking someone to go out with you from the outset is weird..

Unless you're looking for a hit and run, in that case let body language be your guide.

Heck every move is a venture not a matter of life and death so don't overthink things.

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Romance / Re: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by kedukc(m): 5:08pm On Apr 13, 2013
omobone:

Then, the ladies would then open their big mouth and say "Love exists". Why not that time he was "killing" himself in school?

Simply because it's better for all parties.

When you're combining romance and scholarly pursuit, you're most likely to blame her for distracting your ambitions; while simultaneously putting her own future at risk.

Eji nwayo alacha ofe di oku.
Business / Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by kedukc(m): 1:19pm On Apr 13, 2013
okenna M: Online shopping in nigeria? No way, nobody in nigeria is sincere enough to run an online shopping cos we are all frauds right from embryo. I rather shop online in London and other European countries than shop online in nigeria even if its in my backyard. QED.

Ignorance is truly a disease. It's folks like you that said the phone was not meant for nigerians. If you had a little foresight you'd know the e-trend is now an indispensable fact of life all over the world; cos even keeping your cash with the bank is electronic and you probably think it's fraud-proof haha..

You're not only ignorant, you are also oozing inferiority all over. Go to the bank and withdraw all your money because all nigerians have been looking for a way to steal your pocket change. Ndo.

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities And Indecent Dressing by kedukc(m): 7:00pm On Apr 12, 2013
segunpc: Well its funny u guys didn't see anything bad about the dress!

well as for me i can't allow my wife or sister to dress like this.

the breast should be fully covered.

i am not a saint but i don't appreciate it when people xpose vital part of the body.


no, this is Africa. We been running around in birthday rags till the whities started pointing cameras everywhere. Am writing this nekkid on my bed. It's the fuckin tropics man, lose your sweaty cassocks for damn sakes.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities And Indecent Dressing by kedukc(m): 6:59pm On Apr 12, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Oh Dear! Jim Iyke Points At Nadia Buari's B**bs (photo) by kedukc(m): 6:37pm On Apr 12, 2013
where are the mods, front page is here again grin
Business / Re: Make At Least 200k Every Month U Must Read This by kedukc(m): 6:30pm On Apr 12, 2013
cool
Politics / Re: Former Deputy-Governor Of Anambra Kidnapped And Killed by kedukc(m): 8:55am On Apr 12, 2013
as much as the trend is disheartening, would be nice if these higher-ups totally eliminate themselves
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abia State At Night. by kedukc(m): 10:02pm On Apr 11, 2013
skillmachine: I believe this governor has a good heart but he is still doing things the old way.
For example those township roads does not seem to have a concrete or stone base. That is the old way we have been building roads and the result is the road is likely to go bad within a couple of years and the new government will have to do it all over again. We have high amount of rainfall in the south hence its very important that our roads have concrete or stone base otherwise they are likely to be washed away within a couple of years.

Another thing is the roads within the city does not seem to have covered drains. It may seem cheaper to do it this way now but it does not look good. Its a matter of time before another governor will have to put covered drainage in those roads. If that is done in the future, it will still not look brilliant. It would have been cheaper and look better if the roads and the covered drainage are done at the same time.

Other than that, i think this governor is really trying. Those building are brilliant.

forget this yarns, come down to umuahia and file an empirical testament.
Nairaland / General / Re: Sexkillz, The Omo Mo by kedukc(m): 9:34pm On Apr 11, 2013
190: Eze promise quit derailing this post

so people can keep to topic undecided undecided



*chewing popcorn*

so this thread actually get topic undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Sexkillz, The Omo Mo by kedukc(m): 9:14pm On Apr 11, 2013
my brain hurts... What's really going on here?

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