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[quote author=zeusdgrt post=35968287]well i dnt hv any intentions denting ur public image cz i only said U admire him dts all,so don't get worked up and sorry i don't blab i only speak cutie.[/qu
He's good @ wt he does no doubt. But u implying dt am jealous cuz he's got all dt to make us ladies fall for him is just silly. "Cutie"

petkoffDrake:
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I can see.. he's is bigger than urs

Wteva.

zeusdgrt:
mydear there are more than enuf reasons for that.The guy has it all to make U ladies fall for him,from ur post i know U admire him bt tend to front on d outside is a normal technique U ladies do

I still don't see where the jealousy thing is coming from. Why do some guys like to twist a lady's comment just to make her look bad. I just made a comment dt ws supposed to be funny (or not) and here u are blabbing abt this and dt.

zeusdgrt:
i smell jealousy from ur comment cutie

Jealousy? Dts funny cuz I don't see why a lady shd be jealous of a guy

Is this to attract sympathy or wt? Mtchewww. My dad once called me ewu (goat) cuz of some shit I did as a kid but I turned out just fine. Tell ur friend to get over himself and be more careful next time.

Umuchoke:
But that snake meant no harm. U should have just chased it far away from your house instead of killing it

Really?

OK we've seen the moobs ( man boobs). Next pls

justirich:
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Nice write up. This has given me a lot to think about. The future seems bright again, thanks to u

buygala:
More appropriate title for thread




Bleached-out Sumo wrestlers taking groupie after farting in swimming pool


In other news....


I just ate Yam and bread.... I opened the bread and put the boiled yam inside it ..... Now my eyes are doing me somehow .... Please advise me

Laffing so hard my tummy hurts. First of all was it fried yam or boiled? Was it agege bread or branded? How many cups of water did u take afterwards? My diagnosis is acute eye symptoms secondary to abnormal food combination.

andromida:
mayb its me but from where i am sitting rt now she looks silly.

My tots exactly. I don't even know Wc of the pix is worse. The one wt the dogs is just pathetic, guess she was going for edgy bt the dogs look hungry and out of place.

5minsmadness:
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All these things make me remember the novel series "Left Behind".

Exactly. I can clearly see that Nicholae Capathia guy in all this

They all know the truth but they want to shove their evil deceit down our throats. The book of Romans,chapter 1 vs 18 to 32 says it all. The atheist and pagans can wallow in their sinful ways for all I care but I do take an exception to the so called Christians who practice such and sing tolerance to hide their shame.

tuk2ato:
What's Flat us?

Flatus is fart

Some churches may frown @ some sexual practices among couples. But u can't wait for the church to tell u how to keep it sizzling in ur marriage. I recall when I did my marriage course, our cathechist said to do wteva pleases ur spouse in bed so they don't go looking for it else where so long as it's healthy

Thelmerh:
how does she urinate

A normal woman has 3 caudal openings. The vaginal opening, the urethral opening ( for passage of urine) and the anus ( for flatus and faeces). Unlike her male counterpart that has just 2, the urethral opening ( for passage of urine and semen) and the anus.

Esdb3:
And am suppose to take advice from a headless dummy

I've said all dt needs to be said. I won't reduce myself to ur level by exchanging words wt u cuz apparently dts all u've got.

Esdb3:
*in baby noise* "this is the problem with our part of the world. Mtchww!!!! So menopause will wait on her abi mtchww... For your mind you have made a civilised, learned comment.

Of course I have. And if u don't like it...well go hit ur head somewhere hard and rough

I wish this had been invented about 4yrs ago when I was traveling from lagos to enugu. There was a terrible traffic @ some point, I was so badly pressed and ppl were all over the place. Almost peed on myself. This is a must have

That looks like my purple mop, yet my mop looks cleaner

Meanwhile some other young girls out there are studying their asses off to become Drs, lawyers, etc. I wonder wt such ladies will be teaching their kids in future. Bootimatics? Hmmm

Not bad @ all. But don't try this next time unless u have a thick skin otherwise u just gone make urself miserable from all the hating.

He lost 2,000 in all.
Gave the woman 800
Replaced 1000
Lost 200 worth of goods. So 2000

I just puked

And the dude/girl had to mention " u igbos" like being igbo is same as being effeminate. Perhaps u were born with a little less testosterone than other males ( pity) but your behaviour and grooming is all on u ( and ur parents). Tweaking, swaying, batting ur eyelids are all acquired behaviors. You should work towards reversing the damage you caused yourself instead of seeking attention, pity and acceptance.

a woman fears that her marriage is becoming boring, tries to spice things up, gets some thongs (maybe some sexy lingerie too) and what her boring husband can only think about is the "immorality" of it. Hmmmm. This is why some women stop trying. She probably has other kinky stuff on her to-do list like get pole dancing classes, learn to twerk, do the strip tease, etc and you just blew it with ur rigid self righteousness. Mtchewww.

mencade5:
she is not doing. Make she pay am the money wey she chop from he hand na. Una think say una go chop white people money come do am maga like the way una dey do us for here?

And what exactly is ur point here?

VoteOutPDPJona:
Just go through his posts and you will see the pain and hatred in him. He registered that monicker to attack Igbos. Hope he does not die of a failing heart.

Me thinks he got his heart broken by some igbo girl and now he's using this as an outlet for his pent up resentment.

ThisMeansWAR:
most igbo girls are apes... Hairy, masculine, yam legs and prostitutes... I would prefer dirty to that... After all dirty can be fixed... Hairy and manly looking can't be fixed.

Where's all this hate coming from ? Most times facial hair ( and abnormal hair distribution) in females is caused by a hormonal disorder. Also commonly found among bleachers. Igbo girls are beautiful and if u don't like them, dts ur ish

I think living with those beautiful kardashian sisters all these years made him wana be like them. Kudos to them though, they finally feminized him. He/ she says he/she is finally happy ? Wait for it mr/ms...the schizo will finally manifest full time

She's beautiful and FYI 35 isn't old. This is the problem with our part of the world, women are defined by their marital status Wc is just so wrong. Who says marriage is the greatest achievement anyway...mtchewww