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Celebrities / Re: Fan Says Waje's Mother Is As Ugly As Her, She Replies by kelot(f): 9:29pm On Apr 05, 2016
The funny thing is that the mother is not even ugly but very pretty actually and honestly prettier than waje
Romance / Re: Men And Their Double Standards. by kelot(f): 8:40pm On Apr 05, 2016
Nairaland is so full of chauvinists its always repugnating reading the derogatory comments made against the female gender. Much more surprising is the number of likes such comments get.

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Religion / Re: 5 Sins Often Ignored By Christians Today by kelot(f): 8:37pm On Apr 03, 2016
If there is no fornication in that list darling, then it is not complete
Celebrities / Re: Actress Dakore Akande Channels Victorian Style In New Photos by kelot(f): 2:17pm On Mar 20, 2016
kenonze:
Bleaching fit make guys date a particulary girl twice.

I knew her when She was dark grin grin
The Dakore I know has always been chocolate skinned from time please show me a picture of when she was dark

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Health / Re: Beware Of This Insect (picture) (hoax debunked, bug me not) by kelot(f): 1:10pm On Mar 07, 2016
shocked embarassedO MY God please tell me that is not for real
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Reacts To Davido’s Antics In ‘osinachi’ Remix by kelot(f): 12:59pm On Mar 07, 2016
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Education / Re: Covenant University Trade Fare (pictures) by kelot(f): 3:52pm On Mar 05, 2016
Missed my exams today after studying so hard for it
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Orders Sharia Commission To Return Ese To Bayelsa by kelot(f): 10:42am On Mar 01, 2016
sweetgala:


You have not added anything beyond what I've written.

It is a social construct and rightfully so, as adjusted to modern human standards, however it is scientifically proven a young girl of 14 years may be sexually mature, likewise a young boy, this does not make it socially acceptable and our legal system has established 18 years which is agreeable to all with sense and reasoning as appropriate.

But for those who want to use this sad incidence as a tribal weapon to attack the greater community the man Yinusa and Emir Sanusi represent are evil and I'm patiently waiting for the girl to be emotionally able to be a witness in the legal proceedings so we can know the true fullness of the story. Many have been accusing Emir Sanusi of aiding the abduction.
And you think your fulani brothers have notgiven her enough threats to last a life time? Did u listen to that staged recording? If they can make her do that and even kidnap and forcefully marry her off from the comfort of her state that is so far away from the north, you think she will ever be stable enough to testify against those dogs?
Politics / Re: Count Me Out Of Threat To Blow Up Oil Installations- Tompolo by kelot(f): 9:50am On Feb 23, 2016
GudluckIBB:
During GEJ it was "I will bring perpetrators to book"( with is fingers on his chin) yet no action. Then the Following day, you will see shakau on youtube threatening brimestone and fire.

Now under Buhari, it is " Do not be afraid of me rather be afraid of the consequences of your actions" And then Tompolo who is equivalent to Shekau in Niger Delta is saying" My hand no dey O no be me talk am say I wan blow pipeline"

God bless tinubu, apc and buhari for sending jonathan back to otuoke.
What is this one saying sef boko is still in action o. And yes let him run b4 they nail him in their kangaroo court same way they are trying to nail Nnamdi Kanu

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Politics / Re: The Northerners Praise Rotimi Amaechi (Photo) by kelot(f): 9:42am On Feb 23, 2016
JayJohnson:
This thread is for ethnic bigots who refused to see beyond their ethnic conglomeration. It is also for ipob miscreants and scavengers who are looking for a country that never was!
Chinua Achebe did say that THERE WAS A COUNTRY
Family / Re: Bayelsa Girl Forced To Marry Hausa Muslim Lover by kelot(f): 2:26pm On Feb 19, 2016
richardjemedafe1:
Abeg na only me see sumtin wrong in a 13 years old girl dress like this??


Abeg na only me see say e b like say d girl folow the housa man wilingly because of money??
Really? Pray it doesn't happen to your daughter

Abeg make sumbody help me ask mama ese say when she they when them abduct ese?? Like c-riously why she they lie on ese age?? That girl pass 13y.
So at every moment, every minute, a parent in this 2016 can accurately account for where a teenager would be.
Because ese is "looking" older than 13years so therefore you the outsider knows her age more than her mother that gave birth to her.
Is ese confortable were she is?? If yes,then let the sleeping dog lie*.
Hmm parent train ur kids up in a way that even when the grow the wil not depart frm it
True. But no matter how well you clear the weed and water the plant, it is still beyond explanation why its not all of them that grow well. There is only so much you can do as a parent. These children are humans with a mind of their own
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh And His Wife In Court Yesterday (photos) by kelot(f): 11:04am On Feb 19, 2016
phemmie06:

They are smiling because they have that confidence in Nigeria judiciary system that the case will never be concluded and even if concluded he will be vindicated and ask Nigeria to pay him for libel. EFCC WAKE UP FROM THE SLUMBER
Well in as much as you might be right, you need to understand that the judiciary is the only sane thing we have left in the country and judgements are not given based on social media speculations or the hearsay statements of EFCC officials, but on evidence given in support of the relevant facts in issue. I think we should shift the blame from the judges a tad bit and focus on the prosecution lawyers that have obviously in most cases failed to do their due deligence and actually come to court expecting the judges to give pronouncements in their favour based on social media rantings. No matter what, evidence is too vital and EFCC officials should strive more in getting concrete evidence that would prove a prudent man in the circumstance to believe the accused to be guilty beyond reasonable doubts. Shikina!
Celebrities / Re: First Linda Ikeji, Now Seyi Shay Is Also Being Called Out For #dasukigate Scanda by kelot(f): 6:34am On Dec 15, 2015
TheGoodJoe:


Sometimes people forget the amount of lives lost from this Arms deal saga. Women, Children died in pains. Some raped and burnt alive.

Imagine the pain and suffering while people wasted the money on frivolous things.

This is how Blind Corruption makes people.

Imagine our young soldiers who put their lives on the line to keep us safe. These young boys were slaughtered like chickens because they fought a war without enough arms or food.

I like money but not this type of Money. God Forbid. This money is Blood Money from the lives of thousands of people who died in tears.

You can RUN THE WORLD.
And if you had rendered a service and had been paid this same "blood" money I guess you would have rejected it too right? I mean given you didn't know what kind of money you were being paid? Given that to you, you were just being paid for services rendered?
Romance / Re: When Your Fiance Says "Get Pregnant Or Forget About Wedding" by kelot(f): 10:33am On Aug 17, 2015
donholy28:
These are d main reasons…but its d girls that put men in this...dem go useless their body then an innocent man go marry them and suffer...Dont trust girls...but am against d pregnancy before marriage act
Abeg o dem dey useless the body by themselves? No be the same "innocent" men dey useless them?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Life After Aso Rock- Daily Trust by kelot(f): 8:14am On Aug 16, 2015
experimentist:
na fishing and ogogoro selling sure pass for the clueless guy na
Just like cattle rearing sure pass for the Dullardhino Buhari

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Politics / Re: Office Of The "First Lady": How Buhari Deceived Nigerians by kelot(f): 10:04pm On Aug 15, 2015
Seamareggae:
Most people that voted Buhari.. Did so because Jonathan was incompetent and lacked vision.. To compound it all.. He had no leadership skills..

God bless Buhari...
God bless Nigeria...

Nigeria shall be great again...
And I guess Buhari is competent, has vision and has a leadership skill right? I don't know where he kept them because so far I have not seen any of the aforementioned qualities in him

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Family / Re: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by kelot(f): 9:27pm On Aug 15, 2015
Pierocash:
U were collecting marathon money and got married to him, nw u dnt want marathon sex bt u were collecting marathon cash.
Always associating everything with money if he wants sex that would be justified on the basis of money, then now that they are divorced he should fill up his house with all the hoes his money can pay for

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Family / Re: How Third Parties Involvement Ruin My Parents Marriage by kelot(f): 8:50pm On Aug 15, 2015
mutter:
You are a wounded child and that is why the scars from your childhood are being reopened. But this man is not your father and you are not your mother. Marriage does not make anyone wiser or more mature overnight it is a process.
The first thing you need to do is give your husband a clean slate.You need to wipe out your parents story from his slate
The next thing you need to learn is not to take marriage so serious. Today the only reason people live together is becauuthey want to. If love and hamony is gone. What is left? CERTAINLY marriage is a divine contract and worth giving sacrifice for but it does not work out if you are so tied up and serious. Please learn to ignore some things and laugh over others it helps more than the most logical arguments. Men are like children when you pamper them and remain calm you get more results. When the atmosphere is tense call him or send him a message that you love him and can't wait for him to come home. Pet him when he is angry don't always try to iron things out.Sometimes it is better to laugh things out.or let them just fly over.nd even when angry and mad always show him respect and ask for forgiveness when you have wronged him.
Same old advice,same old things our women have been doing, same old beastly men that these "pampering" has made out of them and same old society which will throw the first stone at the woman for running for her life, calling her a "bad wife" and all what not. Please spare me. After all these if he kills her, he goes free and marries another wife abi "till death do us part" they say.
Family / Re: How Third Parties Involvement Ruin My Parents Marriage by kelot(f): 8:38pm On Aug 15, 2015
DDeliverer:
AUNTY, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOME TRUTHS...........I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THEM BUT IT IS THE TRUTH..

1. YOUR HUSBAND WILL BEAT YOU SOME MORE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
2. HE WILL KEEP TELLING HIS FRIENDS ABOUT EVERY 'SILLY' MISTAKE OF YOURS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
3.YOU WILL KEEP CONVINCING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE THE VICTIM AND THE GOOD WIFE AND THERE IS NOTHING NLDERS CAN DO ABOUT THAT.


DOES YOU HUBBY COME HOME AND START INSULTING YOU WITHOUT YOU PROMPTING HIM TO?
SOMEHOW YOU CLEVERLY OMITTED THE THINGS YOU DO THAT MAKES HIM ANGRY, TRYING TO PLAY THE VICTIM...WHY?

BEHAVE RIGHT! IF HE WANTS ANYTHING GIVE HIM...BE SUBMISSIVE! COOK GOOD FOOD! MAKE HIM HAPPY!
......AND I PROMISE YOU EXCEPT HE IS MAD, HE WILL SING YOUR PRAISE TO ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.
What if, just what if he is mad. Some mrn after being ridiculed by their superiors outside after all the stress try to make themselves feel "manly" again by beating their wives. Nothing she does or does not do usually prompts it. What then does such a wife do?
Food / Re: Some Bad Cooking Habits Women Have by kelot(f): 8:25pm On Aug 15, 2015
VickyRotex:
Another 1, Eating Ice fish, raw
meat and kpomo before cooking cry cry
Please who does that I've never heard of this one o at least not Nigerians
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Releases Her Middle Month Photos by kelot(f): 4:43pm On Aug 15, 2015
dovelike:

Sharrap. You can't conclude if she is better than me because you don't know me. We all have people we want to be like. Mine is nothing like the likes of her.

I just don't like the lady. I didn't call your name or that of your mother so zip it and get busy.
Which means u really do Hate her. Its just not necessary dear be happy because that beautiful, strong courageous woman is happy and contented with her life. Hope you can say the same for yourself, because in the end that is quite all that matters.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Nairalander Who Looks Exactly Like Jim Iyke - Amazing by kelot(f): 4:32pm On Aug 15, 2015
You are much more handsome than Jim Iyke I don't know why u wanna look like someone whom you look cuter than
Romance / Re: 7 Common Reasons Why Ladies Say No To Marriage Proposals by kelot(f): 8:02pm On Aug 12, 2015
rawtouch:
During this scarcity of husbands no lady will say no

You think? E go do u like dream when it hapns to u man

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Romance / Re: Which Relationship Do You Think Will Last Longer? by kelot(f): 7:47pm On Aug 12, 2015
ask4cyrra:

poor boy + poor girl = 12 children

poor girl + rich boy = loyalty

rich girl + poor boy = oppression

rich boy + rich girl = divorce

When a girl is humble in a relationship it is loyalty but when a guy is humble in a relationship it is oppression. Wow! How African!!!

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Literature / Re: My Husband......... by kelot(f): 6:18pm On Jul 28, 2015
The way this story take hook for part 98 is just not funny at all
Family / Re: #beingfemaleinnigeria Trending On Twitter. How True Are These Tweets? by kelot(f): 2:38pm On Jul 01, 2015
tellwisdom:
98.9% of gurls in Nigeria are unromantic, poor, money hungry, dirty and hoes in disguise angry
including your mother and sisters

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Leads Buhari In Taraba by kelot(f): 1:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
kimond101:
The president elect of the Federal republic of Nigeria - General Muhammadu Buhari.
The Mandela of Nigeria
Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
please don't insult the beautiful memory of Mandela there is no basis for comparison

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Romance / Re: Six Girl's Priorities In A Guy,yes Or No? by kelot(f): 5:07pm On Feb 28, 2015
Blackett:
Story.

A girl only needs money.

Once the guy has money, his dick size isn't a problem. That's when you see girls saying "it's not all about size but what he does with it"

His height? You fvcking kidding me? All those short rich men, have you seen their wives? As long as you have a fat wallet, girls don't give 2 fvcks about your height. If you stand on the money you have, you become tall to them.

Her friends opinion doesn't matter if he has money, instead her friend will find a way to get him for herself. . . Girls lol. Chai.

Popularity. A guy with money is popular already. So money is needed. What's the point of dating a popular broke man. Girls don wise up mahn.

Nice wetin? Without money? They'll prefer to be with a criminal aka yahoo boy who's got the cash than a nice guy who loves them. They even hate nice guys who refuse to hve sex with them sef e con be wetin. Besides, da fuq is nice about a nice guy who has no money? Da fuq makes him nice?

Money makes a girls world go round. Especially Nigerian girls.
typical coming from a broke a** I'm not surprised
Crime / Re: 14-year-old Schoolboy Sexually Assaulted Teacher In Locked Classroom by kelot(f): 2:32pm On Feb 07, 2015
Adufaye:
So she one tel me say the little boy power her......?


When she dey busy they enjoy am!

She just shout make nobody con catch dem,so dem go tink say the bobo force her!!



Well the boy no suppose do am,e still young! I know blame am,conji no get age n respect
I only pray it would happen to your sister or mother. only then will I be crazy to read your comment
Politics / Re: Court Stops Obasanjo From Publishing Autobiography by kelot(f): 6:12pm On Dec 07, 2014
Alphaoscar:
Nigerian judiciary at times aid corruption with their senseless rulings at times.
Romance / Re: Ladies Get In Here!! See Nigeria's Sexiest Male In His Underwear !! by kelot(f): 2:50pm On Dec 05, 2014
Mzgracie:


Then you are not seeing what I am seeing...
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seconded

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