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Politics / Re: Shocking Revelation From The Buhari Budget Proposal...... by Kelvin0(m): 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2015
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Politics / Re: 20 Members Of A Family Killed In Maiduguri Attack (Photos) by Kelvin0(m): 2:03pm On Dec 29, 2015
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Politics / Re: Al-makura Pays 700K Hospital Bill For 2-year-old Cancer Patient by Kelvin0(m): 11:28pm On Dec 27, 2015
Good one
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Daughter Oyin Adenuga Stunning New Photos by Kelvin0(m): 9:01am On Dec 26, 2015
naijaboiy:
All these rich men daughters wey no dey gree fine. sad
So this one no fine Abi.......u wan marry mammy water? grin grin
Merry Christmas.....when u go flex me for Abj na?

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Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Daughter Oyin Adenuga Stunning New Photos by Kelvin0(m): 8:57am On Dec 26, 2015
Pls nairalanders i need advice....
If i want to marry a lady like this what do i do?

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And Obafemi Martins Hanging Out For Christmas by Kelvin0(m): 8:41am On Dec 26, 2015
I wonder where Obafemi was when Guinness were making Phyno their ambassador......Femi deserved that by Birthright (#MadeOfBlack)

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Agriculture / Re: STANDARD BUSINESS PLAN: AN INDISPENSABLE TOOL FOR YOUR BUSINESS/COMPANY by Kelvin0(m): 7:52am On Dec 25, 2015
I'lld rather u write a book or make a template in form of a format of writing a good business plan in the agrosector so that pple could learn how to write their own business plan instead of buying it from u
Politics / Re: HOW AGRO-INDUSTRILIZATION CAN BE THE "NEW CRUDE OIL" IN NIGERIA by Kelvin0(m): 7:35pm On Dec 24, 2015
musicwriter:
Only when it's backed by strong knowledge of science and technology, otherwise, it would just be a glorified subsistence farming. If you want to take Nigeria or any other country away from oil dependence, the first thing to do is lay the foundation for mass science education in our schools. Because, no nation can industrialize without science.
Science leads to technology, and technology leads to industrialization.
Science + Technology = Industry.
Science + Technology + Industry = Development.
This formula have worked for all industrialized country in the world.
You've spoken my mind bro..

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy & Temi On Otedola’s Yacht (Photos) by Kelvin0(m): 12:46pm On Dec 22, 2015
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Travel / Re: Advise To Commuters This Yuletide Season- Harrysterol by Kelvin0(m): 11:45am On Dec 21, 2015
we haf hear
Religion / Re: Muslim Dressed As 'Santa Claus' In Sokoto Praying (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 11:35am On Dec 21, 2015
Surely this is an END TIME MUSLIM...
the real definition of IRONY

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Cut Cost, Discard Presidential Fleet - PUNCH by Kelvin0(m): 9:34am On Dec 18, 2015
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Politics / Re: PDP Releases Statement On EFCC's Media Trial. by Kelvin0(m): 9:25am On Dec 18, 2015
<b>National Truth Commission</b> Indeed...
Apc n Falsehood are like ewà goìn and agege bread.

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Religion / Re: EFCC Church Seen In Benin City (Photo) by Kelvin0(m): 1:42pm On Dec 10, 2015
Are u surprised @Op...
If we have churches like "Jesus Christ Azonto Ministries"......"Run4urlife Bible Church" why should u be surprised that we have an EFCC bible church to regulate the activities of the aforementioned cool

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Phones / Re: Two Things To Lookout For While Getting An Android Phone by Kelvin0(m): 8:54pm On Nov 08, 2015
If you are the type that loves taking pictures then u might wanna check for the camera size! cool i select my devices based on this three criterion
Politics / Re: Saraki Senior And Junior Screen Audu Ogbeh by Kelvin0(m): 1:27pm On Oct 06, 2015
It's called "POLITICAL RECYCLING" and that's what's been eating dis country. *We have a history of always going back to our vomit* bringing back our 16th century great great grand fathers to come and solve our 21st century problem ....

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Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 9:40pm On Oct 04, 2015
OnyeEgo1:


My problem is knowing how it concerns YOU.. Its *taken* not taking nxt time

Noted...But she is *TAKING* still...oya get lost!
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 9:36pm On Oct 04, 2015
EfemenaXY:


cheesy cheesy



cheesy cheesy cheesy

You guys are killing me here! @OP don suffer.

Kelvin0: You deserve to be probed for your actions. grin grin
Hehehehehehehehehe.....It's d season of probing! I have no cupboard in my skeleton grin
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 12:20pm On Oct 04, 2015
jomoh:


That is the exact phrase assassins use.



Just imagine if those guys had being available on the chelsea bench yesterday. Do you think they would've lost 3-1 to southampton.



If you can imagine that then you will know the gravity of what u did.


Now am kinda feeling remorse for my actions.
cry cry cry
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 8:45am On Oct 04, 2015
jomoh:



Are you kidding? The guy just murdered a whole football team, if chelsea had these guys on their team don't you think their fortune could have changed.
It's not murder....It's called clean up. Shikina! grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 8:42am On Oct 04, 2015
aflyingbird:
omg shocked shocked shocked , u mean u found all these rats in your house? omg !! I counted 11 shocked




Hehehehehehehehehe....you get time o.
Family / Re: I Made Myself Blind Because I Was Meant To Be Disabled: Living With BIID (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 12:56am On Oct 04, 2015
I feel sorry for her foolishness angry
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 12:42am On Oct 04, 2015
RobinHez:


Come! U no hear wetin dem chop? Dem no even go for the #100 notes... undecided


Abeg stop all this oyinbo nonsense... Na for over there one man go will e whole property to dog! angry
Abeg help me tell dem o...
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 12:39am On Oct 04, 2015
Pidggin:
@OP, you are an assassin, why na?

Assassin lòmò làti lè
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 12:37am On Oct 04, 2015
phadat:
op you are wicked is it that they are not paying you rent? simple eviction notice would have solved this issue but you had to go and kill them, now tell me the difference between you and the landlord that killed his tenant in Lagos

Hehehehehehehehehe.....this really got me cracking ! grin grin grin

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Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 11:22pm On Oct 03, 2015
OnyeEgo1:


Mehn I am liking dis bae she is just full of life..

Bae is already taking.....Check next thread for available ones tongue
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 11:20pm On Oct 03, 2015
EggovinMma:


Yea Yea!
Lying them on the cold ground. Like homeless folks. If you so much want to give them proper burial, what stood you from taking them to the [s][/s]mortuary, your fridge first

Nairalands female Ractivist i hear u......I'll probably go n dig 'em up.....n take them to the mortuary. But u'll have to volunteer ur own fridge coolcoolcool

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Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 11:17pm On Oct 03, 2015
RobinHez:
This guy brutal o...see as u line them up like criminals grin


This is called Raticide!

Igwe must hear this!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1594746_10352274_1533952146825886_2576240504666359700_n_jpeg_jpeg95a1a7273e673390a6667176793978d7
E clear say u be telewire...
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2015
jomoh:
And when they call people to come and fight Boko Haram you will run back to US.



You're very wicked OP.


Those tiny little harmless orphans.


Where's justice when you need it most. You should be charged to ICC for cruelty to animals.
Hehehehehehehehehe. Another Ractivist sighted...... grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 11:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
EggovinMma:
Just take a look at their lifeless bodies embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed.

Hopeless, helpless, without love, without care.Shut completely out of this hateful world of egoistic humans.How dp you feel watching them take their last breath? Struggling to grasp so little a breath, as they stretch their tiny limbs and legs, eyes struggling to look at the massive piece of meat standing over them!



Now you have killed them, I'm sure you will never give them proper burial. May God judge you.

O thou Wailer, just for d record! I did give them a proper burial grin grin grin

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Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
menix:
OP if this kind rat dey inside ur house, then u dey live inside Warehouse..
Hehehehehehehehehe.... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 10:43pm On Oct 03, 2015
Slimzjoe:


I swear ! angry


Are u guys Animal Rats Activist or something.. shocked shocked

EggovinMma:

Were you expecting them to starve?

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