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Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 10:38pm On Oct 03, 2015
EggovinMma:
Genocide undecided undecided undecided
Madam Lawyer....the one wey dem do me nkor, wetin dem dey call am for English? cheesy
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 10:36pm On Oct 03, 2015
oparaben:
Good for you. smiley
Bad for them...
Family / Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 10:33pm On Oct 03, 2015
delishpot:
These ones no be normal rats o grin grin
Rat, wey sellect money ; Chop the better ones and leave the wanweyn ones na send dem send am.
Hehehehehehehehehe.....u think say na only you sabi better thing Abi.
Family / My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by Kelvin0(m): 10:24pm On Oct 03, 2015
Just came back from the US..after spending 6months of my Hols there....Dudes below me were trying to make me feel like a stranger in my own house. For the past 1 week i have been running from pillar to post to curb the menace this dudes were now causing....they virtually took over my bed, Kitchen, toilet, wardrobe even my wallet was not left out of it as they ransacked it n took away d $100 bills (about 50 pieces) i had in them, leaving only the half chewed #100 notes for me....finally i got my revenge yesterday when i lunched an offensive, taking the battle to them with all the weapons (Knives, guns, clubs, cutlasses and Otarkpiapia ) i had at my disposal......now am da BOSS of my house once again. Pls nairalanders rejoice wif me! Cos once again......

#IAmDaBossOfMyHouse

#IAmKindaFeelingLikeRobinHoodRightNow

Cc: lalasticlala, seun, RoyalRoy...et al

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade's Video: Behind The Scene Photos by Kelvin0(m): 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2015
Which sang did she sung....!

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Family / Re: If You Drank Water From This...... by Kelvin0(m): 8:19pm On Sep 15, 2015
menix:
If u did pls know u can now pregnant a lady...
*Hehehehehehehehe*
Family / If You Drank Water From This...... by Kelvin0(m): 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2015
Nairalanders if you ever drank water from this earthen pot, then you are from a more [b] POOR ...........HUMBLE background than you thought[/b] grin grin grin



CC:Lalasticlala, Ishilove..RoyalRoy

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Politics / Re: Fayose Harbours Thugs In Government House Who Rob And Kidnap At Night – APC by Kelvin0(m): 1:15pm On Sep 14, 2015
photos/videos of fayose doing it or...


ah don believe it.

APC try another one this one is both baseless and senseless

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Education / Re: Student Wins Hyundai I10 Car In Raffle Draw In Uthman Danfodio University by Kelvin0(m): 1:01pm On Sep 14, 2015
mtcheeew.....if na to disturb my phone from morning till night now with message begging me to recharge 200 and get 300% na dem go sabi send me. Dem come carry my Hyundai i10 now go give CHIJOKE

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Politics / Re: EFCC In Another N1.7b Scandal As Petitioner Vows To Expose Frmr, Current leaders by Kelvin0(m): 5:42pm On Sep 06, 2015
ComputerSeller:


Happy birthday bro! Many happy returns!!
Thank you so much Fam...
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Playing Football In A Pitch (Photos) by Kelvin0(m): 1:55pm On Sep 06, 2015
**hehehehe*** one would have mistaken him for a ball boy...**hehehehe***

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Phones / Re: Photos: How Many Of Us Still Do This? by Kelvin0(m): 1:38pm On Sep 06, 2015
I stopped this when i started 2going in my dream.. shocked shocked shocked



Na joke i is o..... grin grin grin

Its my bu dai Nairalanders....100000likes for ur home boy Kelvin0

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Politics / Re: EFCC In Another N1.7b Scandal As Petitioner Vows To Expose Frmr, Current leaders by Kelvin0(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2015
Hey Nairalander it's my birthday today.....
Pls give me 100000 likes for nothing ...... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: An OAU Student's Project On Defeathering A Chicken. This Is An Awesome Invention by Kelvin0(m): 1:00pm On Sep 06, 2015
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Politics / Re: Dr. Adesina Sworn-In As Afdb President In Abidjan (photos) by Kelvin0(m): 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2015
#ProudlyAfricanTrulyNigerian

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: The Great Debate: Where Should Victor Moses Go? by Kelvin0(m): 9:53am On Aug 29, 2015
Bendel Insurance football club undecided

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Politics / Re: Reps Besiege Tambuwal's Homes To Lobby For Committe Appointment by Kelvin0(m): 7:06am On Aug 11, 2015
Abeg leave matter for Martha Jare...Na today?
Career / Re: Joy FM Presenter Faces Sack Over Remark Against David Mark by Kelvin0(m): 11:38am On Jul 28, 2015
Those words were innocent believe me

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Politics / Re: How to tackle the Problem of Corruption Cankerworm In Nigeria! by Kelvin0(m): 11:14am On Jul 28, 2015
vigasimple:


Is Buhari himself not corrupt? The BORN TO RULE FULANI mentality itself is the foundation of corruption.

The UNITARY SYSTEM we run instead of a Federal system benefiting certain section of the country is corruption.

Fraudulent population censors is a corruption. More local government in Kano state than Lagos is corruption.

Leaving young intelligent leaders to put in a grandfather in place through a dubious primaries sponsored by the governors who bleed their state dry and mortgaged the future of those states with loans that cannot be repaid in 20 Years is corruption.

The only reason the PROPAGANDIST used corruption noise and insecurity to force GEJ out is simply to return power back to the North.

We will start to fight corruption when we are ready to start telling the truth.
well said bro...
That is why i am of the opinion that the CONFAB report be implemented ASAP

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Meets With Arunma Oteh, Newly Appointed World Bank VP by Kelvin0(m): 11:06am On Jul 28, 2015
They call us corrupt and yet they keep appointing us as WORLD BANK presidents and vice presidents.....are they trying to put the yam and goats together embarassed

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Properties / Re: Fire Razed Two Buildings In Lagos by Kelvin0(m): 10:47am On Jul 28, 2015
freesinzu:

All i typed waz ..... wat did u do angry
i wanted to start a brawl....nothing wrong with a little e-fight this cold morning nagrin
Properties / Re: Fire Razed Two Buildings In Lagos by Kelvin0(m): 10:46am On Jul 28, 2015
freesinzu:

Lolz grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you got me on that one.........
Properties / Re: Fire Razed Two Buildings In Lagos by Kelvin0(m): 10:32am On Jul 28, 2015
freesinzu:

Goat is my name
Really
Properties / Re: Fire Razed Two Buildings In Lagos by Kelvin0(m): 10:29am On Jul 28, 2015
kudos to the fire fighters
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Visit Cameroon From 29-30 July, 2015. by Kelvin0(m): 10:06am On Jul 28, 2015
Thank God for mr president we have a TOURIST OF THE FEDERAL REPLUBLIC OF NIGERIA operating a PHOTOCRATIC GOVERNMENT with the nation in AUTO PILOT MODE.

i don't know why people are expecting mr president to perform, it's barely two months since the baton of leadership was passed to him...lets all be patient with him so that he can come up with a fools proof plan on how to tackle the problems be-deviling the nation. we all know the only agenda of the APC and Buhari had prior to the election was to un-Sit JONATHAN.

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Politics / Re: How to tackle the Problem of Corruption Cankerworm In Nigeria! by Kelvin0(m): 9:36am On Jul 28, 2015
The case of Nigeria is a lost battle my brother, corruption is as old as the polity itself.

How do you want to fight corruption when power have remained with these old cabals for decades.... We need a new face of leadership

How do you want to fight corruption when corrupt people brought you to power....it's called biting the finger that fed you.

How do you want to fight corruption when too much power and money is concentrated at the Centre.....

How do u fight corruption when religious and tribal bigotry is the order of the day...

My brother NIGERIA IS A SCAM

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Politics / Re: Soldier Poses Alongside Dead Body Of A Boko Haram Member In Borno..graphic Pix by Kelvin0(m): 9:26am On Jul 28, 2015
Media attention syndrome, the new epidemic in town, this virus has gone viral.
Taking selfies with a dead body is way too extreme

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Education / Re: BSU Medical Student Commits Suicide Over Expulsion After 10 Years In School by Kelvin0(m): 3:09pm On Jul 26, 2015
This is how bad our tertiary institution has become... making us believe that our success in life depends solely on good academic performance, where as it is not so in the real world.

They reward people who do well academically and chastise those who don't, failing to realise that if one does not function well academically he can as well do so in other things.

If i may ask, what are the duties of course advisers and why do we have students guidance and counselling sections in the universities?

who cares about Dangote's class of degree now, or whether he even attended primary school or not; we all celebrate him today...it's high time we re-visit and restructure the world's educational system else more and more students will resort to taking their own lives.

PS: There is always something to live 4
#SuicideIsNeverTheAnswer
R. I. P to the dead

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Romance / Re: Town In Lagos Where Men Don’t Use Condom by Kelvin0(m): 8:48pm On Jul 23, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked This is unbelievable....

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Presides Over NEC Meeting At The Villa Today (Photos) by Kelvin0(m): 2:43pm On Jul 23, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
Yeah, the Nec meeting has capistulated to a hoga magha, i believe this is hazardous to my quagmire and teminous to my existence, that in a country that is so bless with human resources, in a country that is blessed with oil, the price of moi Moi is still high.
Moi-Moi...no wonder
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Presides Over NEC Meeting At The Villa Today (Photos) by Kelvin0(m): 2:42pm On Jul 23, 2015
Where is our presido?.... TOURIST OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA...Photocratic Government.. lol

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