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Neldrizzy: estate ?? Kelvin you be madman Lolll

Oboy its lyk U never know NL guys.. Dem no dey slack o.

BTW... I hear say na U win my wife Claireshan. Congrats o

dechandel:
Make Cdamsel no just catch me sha

No she wont

Wia ris my earphone o. Iam putting dat voicenote on repeat, make i hear say i no dream about heaven tonight make i knw wetin cause am.

dechandel: It will be down very soon

Pls let it go now o
I wont want some guys to start drolling around U

Some might end up building an Estate around ur profile

Oh my God!!

I just heard the voice of an angelie eeh.

Dechandel, dis is 4 ya

dechandel: ..
Dygeasy
Beennkumar
Kelvingraphics
Kilokeys
3coins
Ruudnisterooy
Sarimah
Marieolae

the voicenote is for you guys

Is there any password attached to d voicenote to secure it xo that anyone aside d people U didnt mention wnt download it?

Beennkumar: It's a terrible feeling.

Mr. Coke. What is it?

dechandel: Ok..


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Kelvingrapgics
You were absolutely amazing
The lines got me Lmao
It was so onpoint
The cameo appearances u fixed was so funny




Kilokeys
You and your confident self
The lines were superb
U really played high on my expectations






Beennkumar
Your's set my heart on fire
It was just so good and sweet
My cheeks were literally burning
Nice piece mon'cheerie





I choose Kilokeys





*logs off nl*

It was so funny that it made U spell my Moniker wrongly abi?

Kilokeys just as ur mòniker indicates, oya use the key and open of the room in her heart but dnt 4get o, U are on rent
I kan always convince her dad who is the Landlord to pursue U

Congrats bro. U deserve d crown..

Oya o, wia ris my wife Cdamsel?
Sarimah i don finish o, arrange my pepper, kuz i need to go Dubai shopping asap

Elantracey:

Dygeasy: Unacceptable. Just friendzone two of 'em.

Friendzone?
That Devil is a liar o

naijaboiy: Why not
*wraps weed in santana leather*

Oya take am

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Oga ur left nyash there

Na me U want karry go YabaLeft abi?

Cheriepet: Kelvo.... ah swear u dey madt

buh i am proud of u Mama P shildren no dey dull joor

*hugs*

Thanks sis... Hugz her back with a deep sisterly peck...
Xo whatsup? Wia ris Charijee and em rest??

BTW... U kare 4 sm S.K? I kan tell Naijaboiy to wrap up sum 4 ya

dechandel: Kelvingraphics
Words fail me

This is so nice and classic

if words fail U borrow or opt 4 actions then

naijaboiy: Tonight's show is kinda boring

Some of these contestants are killing our vibes

Abeg that ur S.K still remain??
Abeg wrap one 4 me make i use dey cool off and play dat ur song We DEM BOYs 4 me jare

**Brings out my pocket bibilo, places it on my chest and states: DECHANDEL, Everything you are about to read now may sound like hype but it is actually the absolute truth and nothing but the truth about what i feel for you**
It all started on the 20/09/2014 and since then i havnt been myself, I never believed that facial beauty could change someone instantly not until i stumbled on your pix and getting me more glued and addicted to you again was the brain behind the beauty, DACHANDEL to be candid with you, your true beauty, brain and sexy curve is enough to make a GAY guy turn STRAIGHT unless the guy hasn’t seen you, ur beauty and brain could make Obama divorce his wife Michelle just to have you even if its for a night. Ur beauty and brain could change a Certified Player to a forever faithful homie, Recently it was on the news that one of American top musical act by the name Whiz Khalifa had to step down as the husband of his wife Amber Rose and even accepted to pay her a mega sum of 1$ US Dollars so as to have the privilege to run for the post of your lover. (Oh my lawd!! Xo Even WhizKhalifa too like better thing.) Babe, have you ever wondered why i kept turning down all the relationship advances i kept getting from em ladies on here and off here?? and have you ever thought of why all the guys both single, handsome, ugly, married, divorcee and old are seriously striving to have you as theirs Well, i can't speak for them because i am no magician therefore i can’t read their mind but know it that walking on the street alone or gracing an event together with you is worth more than a billion British Pound, In you i have found a Queen not just an ordinary Queen, but a rare type with brain and a killer curve that can make Kanye West deny ever knowing who is Kim Kardiashan, It is one thing to be beautiful, it is another thing to gat brains and it is another thing to be UKWU and BOBILICIOUSLY endowed BUT it is something unique to have these three special features just in one Queen which is you.
Oh my God!!! am i mad?? Those where the word's of Olamide when he first saw U. Kuz you drove him nuts instantly.
Ever since i met you, one part of my heart has been dancing Shoki while the other half has been dancing Skelewu kuz they have never felt this kinda special feeling they are feeling for you for any lady before, Babe you are a rare gem. I use to think Jack was foolish when he died for Juliet and i use to think St. Valentine was a stupid man for sacrificing his life for that powerful four letters L.O.V.E but now that i have falling in love with you, i have come to understand why and I wouldn’t mind giving up my own life just to save yours.
Nigeria top legendary act Tuface came out da closet few weeks ago to confess that you are the reason behind his African Beauty track, honestly your African beauty and BUTTY have been driving me crazy ever since 20/09/2014 and the doctor at YabaLeft where i am currently in chains has said that the cure for my madness is you. He said your YES! is more magical than T.B Joshua's spiritual healing power. My queen please heal me by screaming that word and giving me the chance to treat you the way Queen's are supposed to be treated. Babe i don't need a soothsayer to tell me that you are the Queen of my life and that this feeling i have for you is genuine. It is said that every King needs a Queen to make him a complete KING. so babe please would you be my Queen? Heal me from this craziness that i have been suffering kuz of the love i have for you by just by screaming that Magical YES!! and make a complete KING. Sincerely i have noticed that my life on this earth without you would really be meaningless. It would be just like seeing Mr. Bill Gate amidst his whole wealth still living as a tenant in Ajegunle (a ghetto kinda slummy area of Lagos state)
**Hand's her a sexy rose flower while tears rolls down from my eyes and my phone for her to type in her bank account number** brings out my handkerchief and cleans the tears rolling down my eyes. Yeah, Real MEN only cry for Real QUEEN’s so
D.J please play NO ONE LIKE YOU by P-Square for my QUEEN while i go back to my seat waiting for her to heal me with her magical YES!..... I guess those guys read my mind before composing that song... DACHANDEL babe i dedicate that song to you 4 Indeed i have gone many places, I have seen many pretty face but still can’t find anyone like you...

marieolae: hahaha!

Wia ris Naijaboiy and Kiddablingzz eeeeh

Tymax: Gbam! Chop knuckle

Oya o, chop knuckle here too

Jbluv55: So what do I offer the celebrant?

Beennkumar head will be ok

Victoriousvic: Lol. It's okay bro. No hard feelings.

Thanks man.

Jbluv55: Obviously he didn't because Victoriousvic claims he didn't get an invite

He felt bad that he was neglected.

I actually thought i did o.. WTF was wrong with my brain self
Bro VictoriousVic, pls pardon my malfunctioned brain, i never in my right senses planned to neglect U at all... Iam really sorry bro. Pls pardon me

IrishKez: I missed!
I came late



Kelvingraphics why didn't you direct me here?
If it's your birthday you'll be quick to

Sorry dear.
I even kame here today to kum and drop a message 4 sum1

naijaboiy: Congrats Kiddablingzz!!!

You're the Best Man,,and so you won

Thank U bros

dechandel: Kelvingraphics
Na best man work u dey tonyt abi?

Nooo.
Just ordinary Messanger noni.

kilokeys: Boss. See d kain message wey u deliver.. How ur own go be na

I no fear

Sick lyk WizzyPro beatz o.
Mehn, i still dey struggle with birthday fever

marieolae: Alright alright. Kelvingraphics, Naijaboiy and ayukdaboss. I wanna ask you guys this one question!! If you were to be alone with me in a room, please what exactly would happen?

Just hold on madam, when Kiddablingz comes back he will answer U, I am focused on Dechandel for now. I only came to deliver a message.

Thank you.

**Whispers to her, Shey U want spoil market for me abi? Why U go dey ask me that kind question for this kind place, if i answer U now Dechandel no go come take me serious again.. Abeg oooo, please i dont know you oooo**

Dygeasy: Kelvingraphics would be dropping the lines on behalf of Kiddablingzz.


Marieolae, it doesn't matter whom the bearer is, it's the message that's important.

Ayt....
Marieolae, Kiddasweet asked me to deliver this message to ya

Here it goes:

Marieolae, everyone gazes at and is obsessed by your beauty. But inside of you i see a sweeter and far more beautiful heart. I'l give the world to have you by my side. Marie, as you might have figured, i'm bad. I wont lie i havent thought of the beautiful things i could do to your sexy body, make you feel outta this world......i'ma hype you a little.....hope you like football? Cos i can already envision both of us in a couch playing fifa 14. To me you are greater than brazil(ever was)hotter than messi, more expensive that C. Ronaldo, and so sexy with your arsenal!. I knew you never to fumble like the super eagles. I'm a man. United fan and would like us to overcome this storm together and live happily ever after at the top of the league table by the end of the season. Come and experience a better side of life with me as OBJ did with our oil money. I hope you dont like farming cos we aint gonna stay in otta. I'd love to sweep you off your feet but i cant find a broom on Nl but i hope this epistle typed with a sincere and ever loving heart does that. I look at your profile every minute of the day. And would be richer than bill gates if i were to be paid for every second i spend there. I think you should hold the record for the most amount of likes. I've got plenty of time to listen to you baby. Lots of energy and strength to protect and fight for you baby. Olae love, what are your interest and hobbies? Ill love to share them with you lovely one. I never wanted anyone as i want you right now. I finally found what i've been searching for my whole life. Take away all the hype i typed and this is what i mean "you put a little coffee, i mix a little sugar. Thats how i want us to help each other make a perfect world together" I'm not here at this very moment cos i'm busy supervising the preparation of our lodge in the bahamas for our honeymoon. I'l be here by 10pm to take you to a world you only but dreamed of. I love you olae and i know you feel the same way too. *kneels one knee* marieolae, will you dance with me tonight?..............

chibwike: Yeah, i just saw a thread bout females nt following back, and it pissed me off, and i made ma decision, if u dnt follow back, i'd do the needful.

Abi

190: [color=RED]STOP Taggin me on this sheeet OK [/color]

Sorry Sir.
The event is over, NOBODY will tag you no more biko.
Thanks