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Cdamsel i see U dear.
Oya o, ladies and gentle men, d show is about to kick off.
Yaagaa! The much anticipated NL birthday show is finally here, oya u guys should kip ur good will messagez coming while we wait 4 our M.C Leetunechi whom his flight 4rm LasVegas got delayed to arrive here by 8 or 9am and get d show going..
Wia una dey?
Btw, i wanna use dis medium to wish my e-twinny XCAPIST a wonderful birthday too. Bigger U i pray bro. Have fun jare kuz its ur day.

ALSO, I just flew in back from Dubai, via Nnaamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Like seriously shoping wasnt easy but with help of my wife Cdamsel and our marketer

Justi4Jesu i was able to buy some gifts in unlimited quantity.

Xo please if you drop your message just kindly walk to the corner of the hall and choose 1 among this varieties of gift, then walk back to your seat while either

NaijaBoiy, Dayjhihannon01, Frankben or PriscaOge delivers them to you.

Please dont go away yet kuz the show aint started yet... Our MC's Leetunechi and DaveP will soon get things rolling here....

PLS NOTE: ITEM 7 is very much available I know your wouldnt want to miss that.... PriscaOge, Charijee, Lanicky and DaveP are incharge of the kitchen.

And DONT forget ooo, The Bash is coming up later at JB's Bar and Lounge later in the day... The venue has a pool xo all ma sexy ladies make sure U roll in with ur

swimming pants.at NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit) we are sure gonna party/rock till dawn or when momma calls .

**ABEG I DEY COME MAKE I GO BATH UP, WEAR MY EVENT DRESS THEN COME ROLL WITH MY PEOPLE.

Find below your gifts, just mention the one U want and people incharge will do the needful
CC:

Idowuogbo alomosweets MrsBreezy Acidosis Leetunechi chimkaire Sweetlemon obayaya JayKayMaybachz Temitopez Sycluxxx Dayjhihannon01 ggrin Topsy42 priscaoge luxanne missberrypop5 seggs101 dechandel Rapsainot cdamsel jossi994 Ahmadjr Gbengem Hoteph AbuMikey Dolcilicious ivyy rozzay bukkylicious Genea Clearwaters FrankySnow jennylove7575 roseybridge KiddaBlingzz Dygeasy missyhorlah Spaxon kayjuu bebe2 frankben VivyGift MzPreshie bosunjohns MizMyColi miztola Xsenga uzolexis Elantracey runzlord Promking missstella ChocolateBarbie delightful1 softsparkyy Bwaal LBlessing kulkatty Sugardiva SELENAqueensy Ishsoph englishmart Kachisbarbie Jbluv55 redgem Romanciella TRADELYN jobsat34 cocoberry blazinglove Feedmemore lekinz DEllaluv gloryaaa Beennkumar chelseabmw MzRedm IrishKez GentleMimi abpatrick7 Obinoscopy sarzwizard sweetestguy Ishilove BenFortune jimmy4x PrettySpicey safarigirl MISSYTOSIN zicoraads UjSizzle Jennimma datalossvictim1 meelorlah Ohwhy zeemoore charijee olubukato Mondisweets SpcAgtOko Matthewbriggs darlynlara Truckpusher AfricanApple ebamma BecaciaBarbie Seun Cheriepet shoefreak justi4jesu Tonetonz sweetguy10 MoneySoldier Ladybianca Krystalxxx mo2raur joyce2013 Creamish rokiatu teeo msporche farano standd barcanista KingTom moyarhtohbadt iceberylin princesa Missmossy KINGOFJAPAN Miracy Therock5555 claireshan MzMariah naijaboiy evegran Xtarxhyne lanicky Lorlaahlozz Odilafta PrettyPrisca MrsChima Egbagirl spywareczar Juliet11111 IDEA01 Thiannah Wealth2mighty Kemigurl MyneWhite1 gennysq Smartiegurl blueeyes1 Amaka10101 Ebonygift Ashabie Shawnie RomanyChi Sapphire86 Shaadey FoxyFlow Lollz Ivyluvie2 Sexitee03 moneyhungry 190 dnacrystal missdebs ogeoflyf ammyluv2002 jummy604 theasianwife Switsex lynpetra Amaaskia Eniqurl sholasholala benromeo39, Kingphilip snowprince07, chibwike yungchop harlos Marieolae

priscaoge: Na me go remind you say na 2moro oooo!!!

Lolz...
Oya na

sweetylicious: Thanks dear iv bin fine.How are you? Hope ur good though

Fine too dear.
Good to have U back again.

iceberylin: ĤŐŴ ŤĤĔ ŤŐMŐŔŔŐŴ PÁŔŤŶ ĎĤ ßĔ ŃÁ

Fine o bro..
Dis ur Font na die o

sweetylicious: I forgot my password.I am using another moniker now.From petelicious to sweetylicious

Wow... What a sweet transformation... Xo how have U been?? I have asked severally after U. Gud to have u back bae.
Ah missed ya o.

Sarimah: I dunno why I find dis funny

Kelvingraphics ur momma is getting old

Lolz... Congratz den, e no easy to old o

Oya na

shoefreak: Stop quoting this kelvin e-iv please I beg you!!!!! Must you quote him to know you acknoweldged/resvp'd him!!!!? Na wa ooo..
Kelvin, happy buyday in advance, sonny.

Thank U my ex e-mum

Hope U will buy me that kar 4 my buyday tmrw ba?

GentleMimi: @ Kelvin graphics, happy birthday in advance nwanne mmadu.

Aunty thank U o

chibwike: Dont mind him oh, the design is outta dis world

Bro U dnt need to tell me about IshSoph, no be today we don dey... Any negative thing he throws at me just know it that he means d opposite
Thanks bro

Ishsoph: Kelvin don't tell me it's this banner that look like what a girl at roadside computer school uses to try her hand in what she's taught is what all these your big name kelvinGRAPHICS is all about cos I'd seriously be disappointed.

Oga abeg drink panadol go sleep.

Dis your typhoid fever no dey go??

Ishsoph: No be me and you

Come, what is that banner for
Crusade?

Lolz

Onye ime obodo

ask Obayaya what the banner is for.

JeffreyJamez: Where my VIP ticket na?!"

VVIP like U dont need a tick..

Just make sure U come with your queen Charijee bro.

ochon: we're waiting for him. I don't think he'll be coming back though.

Xo should i tell Leetunechi to start arranging for his e-funeral??

JeffreyJamez: Goodevening kez.... day was aiit...... btw. It's Jamez not James

:oSo U have not being getting my mentions be that na

Leetunechi:

Hwfa??

Abeg check your mail biko

ochon: Nwanne mmadu, I heard the person behind the moniker, Banega, has been a male all these while, masquerading as a female. It's not hard to believe if you've been on NL for long. This is internet, anything can happen.

Isi gini??

Wia ris the Banega na. She don deny the claim abi she don deactivate??

IrishKez: Good evening

Lanicky
Charijee
Cheriepet
Obayaya
daveP
dre11
Kelvingraphics
JefferyJames
Sexysapphire
xtharxhyne

Hope you 'all had a nice day.

Yup i did and i believe the rest did too.

I guess U had a great too dear and how is your leg??

naijaboiy: Your woman dey claim Man o

So I want make u com confirm

She be ghost, She dey change

IrishKez: Hello Kelvin I have a gift for you
Should I bring it now?

I must warn though that its not too slightly

Lolz.

Please kan U keep it for more 4hours, thanks

xp17: storms into the bar in a bini traditional attire, having with me,15 mopols . calls bartender, jbluv55...here he comes, running like one being pursued by an Ebola virus carrier.
clears throat like OBJ, then asks him to go make a massive delivery of beer, assorted wines , champaign and isiewu to the wooing thread, courtesy of me.

cc : dechandel, Kilokeys, KashKampKen Kelvingraphics and Beennkumar

Oga all this bribe U are sharing.

Dia ris God oooo..

Dechandel is watching o

xp17: don't worry yourself with aspirin on my headache. my bible says, the first shall be the last and the last shall be the first. watch as I walk on those guys to the top.

#TeamMagic#

cc: dechandel, Kilokeys, KashKampKen Kelvingraphics and Beennkumar

Oga i love your faith.

Magic man

charijee: Lol.....this your birthday wey carry banner like church own.....anyway sha we dey for you......I'm doing great

Lolz

Thanks o

naijaboiy: KelvinGraphics!!!
Your attention is needed here ASAP!!

Baba wetin happen

Idowuogbo: Click on the link na....u go fear fear

Afraid is catching me oooo . I need to go do Ebola test, I think i just saw one

ochon: Just local search "Banega," start from page 3 and read downwards, you'll see a lot of 'admirers' who never knew the SHE was a MALE. Singing different love songs to HIM and sending PMs to HIM. special condolences to Swaggot00 and Kaycii1 who had sleepless night over their fellow man.

Nwanne, Biko gini ne eme here?? Asi na Banegaa abi na Banga mere gini??

Idowuogbo: Ochon, see swagga

If u laugh dia hen

https://www.nairaland.com/mention

Mammy please where is the Swagga o.

I want copy mehn.

Dayjhihannon01: singing ""and I go die oo, ooo, oh oh'' ROTFL

Bro i can see shinning white teeths everywhere...

Kilon happening

priscaoge: Am pretty fine dear. Thanks to U,Frankysnow,Dayjhihannon01,daveP,KelvinGraphics,and all d Crib Crew. U guys Rock!#MuchRespect #PlentyLove

Dont mention dear.

Hope U had a nice day.

Dont 4get it is tomorrow ooo

chibwike: Nice design, u re really showing your name

Lolz.. thanks bro.

Hope U and your wife Xtarxhyne will grace the event ba??

englishmart: I'm not good at graphics designing. But I'm good at babes arranging. I will definitely overcrowd your bd event will assorted babes.
Including young, old, nkojobogous, atakata elo, ogbun'igwe, beautiful, semi-beautiful, money snatchers, and God fearing ladies. Trust me. @kelvingraphics

Abeg bring them ooo

Thanks bro... So make all these guys wey no get babe no worry abi??

I bu nwanne mmadu, biko nyem aka.

How U dey? How RushVille abi Na Ajegunle

naijaboiy: LoL....
Me sef dey learn from my Bosses...kilokeys and kelvingraphics

Oga U say wetin