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obayaya: Kelvin nwa ohaozalla

Kedu ka I mere?

Abakaliki nwere mmadu..
I bu otu onye na ime ha

Nwanne Chukwu gozie gi.

Otu ahu ka Anambra si we nwe kwa nnekwu mmadu dika gi.

Aburokwa'm onye Ohazara, abu'm onye Ikwo.
Muna otutu ndi Anambra ebigo ofuma.
Amuru'm na Benue State, na obodo ahu ka'm jere elementary and High Xkul, oge mno n'ebeahu, mu na otutu ndi Anambra bikoru onu na ofu compound.

I love d spirit in U guys, when it comez to hustle. Una adighi achikwa at all.

IrishKez: It goes without saying, but if guys includes ones parents and senior bro then I have been wooing them since 19AD
I woo my parents to send me money and woo my elder bro to take me out with dad's car

Show us how u woo them here by wooing a guy on here. OR adontbelieve it

kingphilip: I de fyn o


na my crush that year b dat nw

Owk dat one wey U tell me abt abi??

Hope she reciprocated d crushing ba?

Hey Farano.
The lady with d most gorgeous dimple i have ever seen.
How r U?

kingphilip: Wow u said it all jare
missed ha xoxoxoxoxo much jare

Oga Boss. How r U??

Xo u follow miss her xoxoxoxoxo much abi? Weldone o

MzMariah: Lol. Thanks.

Uwc dear.

MzMariah: That's true.

Thanks Obinoscopy.

Hey MzMariah... Congrats o. Finally U are outta Nairaland kirikiri

Xo wia ris d party @?

Alternate kan never be like d real deal, just as photocopy kan never be samething kan never be samething as the Original copy.
Even while i knew Frankysnow was U i still wasnt feeling it like dis ur MzMariah account...

Its good to have u back dear.

Special thanks to all those who played a hand in granting U NL National pardon Chukwu gozie ha, Obinoscopy i see U bro.

Hi Sen. Obayaya

Jbluv55: Baba na work o. The thing just dey make me vex so tey I wan fight.

Where neighy dey make we start the bottle breaking

Bottle breaking??

Recruit me na abeg. I get Ph.D in bottle breaking 4rm the Honourable University of Ajegunle...


BTW, wia ris my Dechandel o

Boss Jbluv55

Hwfa? Wetin dey happen sir? Its lyk court session no allow U serve me my bottle water o

vosquare: ...u around?

Seen, thanks.
Will be coming tmrw by God's grace.

Krystalxxx: I'm really sorry I missed everything about your birthday Kelvin,I really am. I could cry right now
Please accept my apologies ....and my best wishes for your birthday though it's passed

Hey bae.
Its nothing to be sorry abt na.
U guys are rather making me wanna cry o.
As it is said, it is better late than never.
Iam xo grateful bae, who im i not to accept ur apologies na.
God bless U jare my dear.

kaycii1: i not wan turn gay ooooo

Oga how na?

I don dey convert people to gay ni

Odilafta: Thanks
oya send your account number

Contact DaveP 4 it.

Gud afternoon

Odilafta: Kelvin dearie,I sincerely owe you an apology.
I'm sorry about theway I've not saying hollas to you,even on your birthday,I'm sorry,please pardon me..Happy unbilated birthday,best wishes from me

Thank U dear.

U owe me no apology ooo... Dia ris no nid apologising jare. Unless U wanna apologise via paying a whooping amount of money into my account. Then i will gladly insist U go on
U have already done the needful, it is better late dan never..
Iam really grateful dear.

Hi Odilafta.


Vosquare Xup?
How do i get ur contact sir.

Sir JBLUV55, I hail thee boss, plz kan i have 1 chilled bottle water pls. Thanks

Jbluv55: Here you go bro .

https://www.nomadicbelfast.com/DatabaseImages/new_6638411__coffeethumbnail.jpg

How your today paroles na?

Thanks brov.

Mehn today parolz no be here... I hear am today

Jbluv55: As a good friend of mine would say "issue dug and buried". There's no need for 3rd party intervention, I have heard you and will no longer question you .

This is a relaxation center and so we normally offer drinks here . Would you mind me giving you one before you leave?

Oga please gimme the Coffee i requested 4 in d morning b4 u serve that person.
Thank U

Ilovenigeria: Nna oginikea na eme na Onitsha?
Gbaam ukwu na eze.

Oburu so igba gi ukwu na eze, i karu igwanu ya ka ogbakapu gi eze

Ishsoph: Nwoke Nnewi longest time



Ohozara/Uburu/isiagu?
Nwa Ebonyi

None.
Yeah... Proudly Ebonyian.

Dreambeat: Igbo bu ofu!Why fight and insult one another over artificial boundaries.This is my state.That is your state.The people of my state are better than yours.It makes no sense to me.Igbos are one and the same,though we may differ in tongues but we are still the same.

Word!
Nwannem Chukwu gozie gi o.

ochon: I have a feeling Kelvin is from Borno, and a resident of Sambisa forest.

Nwanne, Feeling gi gbakwa oku there
Nyo iru'm na nke Ishsoph ofuma ka igwa anyi onye yiri onye Borno na ime anyi abuo

Ilovenigeria: Odim ka o so na ndi gbara oso bakasi na Aba.

Chaiii! Kedu otu isi we mara?? Idikwa sure na isoghi na ndi gbara oso ahu??

ochon: Ibu onye ebe then?

Iam 4rm that state with ''Nnu Ora'' as its Slogan

ochon: Mba, aburo'm onye Nteje, ibu Nteje?

Mba. Abughi dim onye Anambra self... Mana mu na ndi Ntenje na ndi Umueleri ebi go.

obayaya: All of the above



Ehen?

I bu Onye Nteje Abogu?

Mba o.
Abughi kwam onye Anambra self.

Ilovenigeria: Just because I told you guys na abum nwanyi abi?
Oburukwa nu nam si unu na abum nwoke unu ka akpozi m kelvin ma obu ishsoph.

Biko nu, kedu Kelvin nke unu na ekwu okwu ya

Obayaya, isiri na ijere akwukwo na Nteje??

Ochon biko ibu onye Nteje??

Ishsoph nwannem, ana'm ekene oo

RoFLmfaO

safarigirl: lol. Azzin eh, even Richard and Code were married and we know wetin happen. @sophiangel, if you know his babe, tell her to go find another guy if she likes herself cuz as this one dey enter house, na freelance e go do. No time to dull, gf no be wife, he probably has 4 different babes sef

Hmmmmmm

Dygeasy:

Ok.

Naijaboiy, Kelvingraphics, just hollering at my n*ggas.

Oga Boss i see U bro

Dis gonna be interesting ah swear....
Abeg do update me as it goes. Ejoor

kilokeys: lol.. bros no gawk urself o.. she dey another galaxy with dat bros. u go chop saturn dust tire.. lol

Lolz... Thanks 4 d info, i thought she would stay there wìth me o. If dats the case, na heaven sure pass o.