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Forum Games / Re: Your Bank Statement Or Internet Search History: Which Should Be Made Public? by kelvinklein219(m): 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2018
MhizAJ:
My Internet search history should be made public instead
Chai you ain't proud of your statement ba?
If people see my browsing history ehn....
Please i will pass.
Politics / Re: Funny Video Showing Instances Where Animals Have Made Headlines In Nigeria by kelvinklein219(m): 10:01pm On Feb 23, 2018
imeeti:
How many remembers
Way back bro ps1, i miss those good old days.

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Business / Re: Fun Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Freelancing by kelvinklein219(m): 5:23pm On Feb 23, 2018
How do one with I.T skills get freelance jobs
Nobody would ask that question � oh.
Religion / Re: You Can’t Distribute Condoms In School – Catholic Bishops by kelvinklein219(m): 5:21pm On Feb 23, 2018
No sense in this.
If you share condoms one bad boy will decieve one small girl to come so they can test it together if you know what i mean...
Sex education is better.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Jobs? If Yes, Where Are They? by kelvinklein219(m): 5:19pm On Feb 23, 2018
True that
Me i am just in need of a job currently preferably in I.T sector.
You apply for jobs and its like you are ghost.. Zero recognition undecided
Romance / Re: “I Am A Lesbian And A Cocaine Addict” - Confession Of A Ghanaian Lady (video) by kelvinklein219(m): 8:05pm On Feb 22, 2018
See her head, where did she see money for cocaine.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United : UCL (0 - 0) On 21st February 2018 by kelvinklein219(m): 6:39pm On Feb 21, 2018
Ellabae:
Can't wait to watch this match. Let me quickly prepare dinner before the match will start o. tongue
kiss kiss
Food / Re: Surprising Ways To Enjoy Nigerian Jollof Rice by kelvinklein219(m): 11:51pm On Feb 20, 2018
Litblogger:
I am allergic to coconuts but I'd like to try the pineapple one; even though I think it's a weird thing to combine it with rice.
Even though.. Kill me.
Politics / Re: TSA: Buhari Government Saves N24.7bn Monthly by kelvinklein219(m): 1:36pm On Feb 20, 2018
They save 24.7bn monthly while one nia dg will withdraw 100bn in just 2 transactions..
Smart

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Celebrities / Re: Disqualified BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Arrives Nigeria All Smiles (Photos) by kelvinklein219(m): 1:30pm On Feb 20, 2018
Haha, e pain am, see kbrule is not just even talking to her since from SA
Wicked girl
Wicked partner
See what you caused...
I don't watch bbn but i catch up on nl haha
Business / Re: Uba Contactless Cards Hit Industry High Of 3million by kelvinklein219(m): 8:36am On Feb 20, 2018
vivaciousvivi:

Please what then happens if someone steals your card? The person can effect transactions without use of PIN on POS??
Yes the person surely can, just like our normal atms, you contact your bank and report the theft then they have your card declined although according to stats if the handler/thief operate his/her pos offline it might still work but then the bank would repay you since you have reported already, at least thats what happens in Europe, i don't know about Nigeria.

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Business / Re: Uba Contactless Cards Hit Industry High Of 3million by kelvinklein219(m): 8:03am On Feb 20, 2018
okadoo:


Contactless payments are more secure than carrying cash for a number of reasons: The information on your card is protected with secure Chip and PIN technology. Data transmitted during transactions is encrypted and protected with a digital signature that is much harder to forge than a handwritten one.
Ok i get but how is it used?
Business / Re: What's The Best Way You Ever Dealt With A Debtor Who Refused To Pay? by kelvinklein219(m): 8:01am On Feb 20, 2018
Kaysurplus:
I'll simply let KARMA be the judge.
I would love to owe you.
Business / Re: Uba Contactless Cards Hit Industry High Of 3million by kelvinklein219(m): 7:50am On Feb 20, 2018
fredpaul:
Please what is contactless card?
I think you won't have to slot the card into the machine, maybe just get the card close to a sensor, like how they do in shoprite when you buy something. Then i might not be correct someone else should help me out.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back Because She Heard That I'm Now Employed by kelvinklein219(m): 11:31pm On Feb 19, 2018
See just give me 100k and i will get you a good wife...
She loves your money bro, she might use your children as ransom tomorrow.. Or something bigger.. Your marriage would be on ransom.

Sorry oh she no get work? Let her use her personal money for her personal whatever.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back Because She Heard That I'm Now Employed by kelvinklein219(m): 11:27pm On Feb 19, 2018
Just stop knowing her and get richer that will hurt more.. She would never get over the fact that she would have been with you.

Or you accept her and get yourself some nice.....
Crime / Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by kelvinklein219(m): 9:56pm On Feb 19, 2018
emmyquan:


REFUGE?
Refugee
Health / Re: PHOTOS: 11-year-old Girl Undergoes Life-changing Surgery To Correct Her Bow Legs by kelvinklein219(m): 9:35pm On Feb 19, 2018
Please someone explain how this is done, so they cut the bone?.. Seriously.
Family / Re: Man Loses Custody Of His Children Who Were Caught Watching Porn In Lagos. Photos by kelvinklein219(m): 9:17pm On Feb 19, 2018
That police woman go wicked ehn.
Romance / Re: Couple Found Dead In A Car In Germany During Sex After They Turned Engine On by kelvinklein219(m): 7:21pm On Feb 19, 2018
Authoreety:



Bia op, whose pix did u put up there?

Make u take time o...
Haha, i was just smiling at the picture like "who does this op want to decieve" .
Culture / Re: “I Don’t Give My Instagram To Black People" - White Model To Black Photographer by kelvinklein219(m): 7:17pm On Feb 19, 2018
mexxmoney:

Shouldn't we try to hear from the other party first before jumping in to condemn her? The guy who made that post could be lying about what really happened you know
No, we just want to jump into conclusions cos shez white..
See..? We are all racists. grin

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Family / Re: How To Handle Husband That Eats Out When There's A Misunderstanding by kelvinklein219(m): 12:50pm On Feb 19, 2018
hotmum:
How do you handle a husband that after telling him his offenses to you, or when you have misunderstanding he keeps malice and starts eating outside.
I'm the type that can cry when explaining things so I sent him an SMS of what he did wrong.

Instead he kept malice and refused food.
I'm not the eating type and can't force myself to finish a pot of food. So this morning I asked if he would eat and he said No.
And later went out and has not come back.
Should I confront him about his eating out, and how?
Anytime he is angry don't cook..simple.
Romance / Re: Masturbation: Good Or Bad? Nigerians React (Video) by kelvinklein219(m): 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2018
naughtyDiana:
Lol, like u?
Yes na.
Health / Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by kelvinklein219(m): 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2018
DonteMec:

Hmm you might not be far from the truth.
My wife is the only female I know that you dare not make love to without bringing Vaseline or any lubricant along. Even if you tell her that she is wet fairly enough, without lubrication, no deal. I might have an erection, but before I locate where the Vaseline or lubricant is I would lose it chai ..
As per talking, bros for 10 years I have talked, talked and talked. I have used up every of those suggestions ladies will give you - show her love, start love advance 24 hours before time, do this do that, all to no avail. I have used sanctions, to no avail. Believe me I have tried EVERY possible option to change her before I finally came to the realization that she just might NEVER change. In fact its her uncle that suggested that concubine solution not to rock the boat. And since I have been having concubine it seems to have worked at least in making me not to ''disturb'' her often, as that's what she terms love-making - disturbance ha ha ha; until now ..
Ok just use lubes, give her red wine, make her tipsy at least it would be better than normal.
Bring out her best.
Romance / Re: Masturbation: Good Or Bad? Nigerians React (Video) by kelvinklein219(m): 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2018
naughtyDiana:
Lol, like u?
Yea like me
Health / Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by kelvinklein219(m): 8:38pm On Feb 18, 2018
I had a gf like that, and exact thing happened to me.
My deduction is
Subconsciously u re tired of how ur wife doesn't lyk sex, u begin to take her lyk a sister, lyk ur wife has friend zoned you haha.. Ok seriously when u think abt the stress you wil go tru to make love your p.enis would prefer to be celibate nd let me guess, she doesn't get wet quickly..talk to your wife she may be killing the sex life in the marriage, you may be unaware but you are just tired of doing it with her.

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Religion / Re: I Want To Leave My Father's Deeper Life Church. Is It Right? - Pastor's Daughter by kelvinklein219(m): 12:42pm On Feb 18, 2018
Flourishh:
The thing is, I'm 24 and I'm done with school, done with Nysc, and I'm working at the moment. I'm still living under his roof.
But the whole pressure is still there and I find it hard to leave the church since I'm a pastor's daughter.
Just relocate love, then they won't have a say, people in churches like this want everyone to be a member, God if everywhere of you feel you are not comfortable there just leave cos you are deceiving yourself.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Gifts Her Husband A PS4 After He Tweeted About Wanting It (photos) by kelvinklein219(m): 10:42pm On Feb 17, 2018
sekxyqueen:
stupid
.if I ever catch my husby playing this rubbish,I will burn it..
Winchi, I would play it and nothing will happen..

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed By Boko Haram While Fighting At The Battlefield. Photos by kelvinklein219(m): 10:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
benben1000:
Check the name well well, it's either SE, SS or North. It can never be afonja. Since this war on Boko Haram started, I have not heard or seen an afonja soldier dead.
Double tongued cowards na.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Olakunle Churchill Celebrate Their Son's 2nd Birthday (Photos) by kelvinklein219(m): 5:56pm On Feb 16, 2018
Wesporting:
I dey like this kind thing grin na to laugh with each other small d next thing na blowing
Walahi..
Romance / Re: Masturbation: Good Or Bad? Nigerians React (Video) by kelvinklein219(m): 5:51pm On Feb 16, 2018
naughtyDiana:
Lol, like u?
Ehen na.
Abi you dunno

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