chillinq:
D only advice im having for you is to go n do transgender! Okay?

Oak tanks buh wrr can I go to

Jskelly11:
edit the image Someone can access your result

You will need to swear an affidavit if any problem occurs during your admission clearance nice result tho haha

Lol...tanks

ademiD:
have u collected your statement of result? was that what they wrote on it? anyhow sha tell your proprietor or proprietress or better still go to any waec office close to you

It WS wn I collected my id I saw it....I ddnt noticed it wn de exams wrr still on

ademiD:
have u collected your statement of result? was that what they wrote on it? anyhow sha tell your proprietor or proprietress or better still go to any waec office close to you

Thanks

Please you guys should help me my 2015/2016 waec was registered as *female* instead of male,right now I don't really know what to do now I want to know if it has a future effect or not...



Nairaland family help please no insults#

mcheww

mcheww

lol

this happened D's morning as a guy tweeted

D's people are just thief's they will send u useless message... for u to accept and subscribe to nonsense
that will drain ur money!!!

hahaha

*Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss and adds water 2 cover up.*
*His boss was suspicous and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if u add water just like dettol)*
*Unknowing Ekene drank frm d pasties and tapped it with water as usual.*
*Sadly 4 him immediately the pasties changes colour. When the boss came back and notice it thé boss told his wife abt it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay at the kitchen.*
*The boss shouted Ekene.*
*Ekene answered Yes Sir, who drank the pasties*
*Ekene: No ans*
*The boss ask agn still Ekene didnt answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.*
*Boss: Are u insane or Wat? When i called u, u said yes sir, but when i ask u a question u didnt ans me?*
*Ekene: hmmm oga, when u are in the kitchen u dont hear ur anything except ur name.*
*Boss: let try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while i will stay in the kitchen.*
*Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.*
*Ekene shouted: Boss*

*Man and his wife*
*never* *fought for* *25 years*
*of their marriage.*
*A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.*
*He narrated:*

" *We went for our Honeymoon in Australia* *25 years ago*
*and while riding on a horse*,
*My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down*.
*She got up,patted the horse's back and said*
" *This is your first time*"

*After a while it happened again*.
*She patted the horse again and said:*
" *This is your second time*"

*The horse did it again the 3rd time*,
*She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead*.
*Was so shocked and shouted at her*. . . . . . . ." *Are you crazy! What's wrong with you?*
*Why did you kill the horse?*

*She smiled at me and said*
" *This is your first time*"

*Since then*. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
*My Mouth Pim*.

Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000.
A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids.
When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.
He asked, where are the other 3?
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news. THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM.
Laugh of the day

You went out to buy a C0NDOM and immediately you said "give me "CON",you realised your wife was behind you........What will you add to the "CON" to save yourself

;DJOKE!!!
OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & BUHARI were in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note
out & make 2 people happy.
3. Buhari said: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy.
4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!!
So who do U support among this four?
A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = BUHARI
D = PILOT
VOTE NOW! ✊...

me 4hrs

me 4hrs

see wt I meant

lol.....

like comment and share if u pass true D's lol....... lemme see de funny comments

D's word is coming to an end see what D's guy posted with wt no fear

mchew

mcheww

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