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Fashion / Re: An Old #Beardgang Man Trending On Social Media For Being "Sexy" by kelvinsneh(m): 11:17am On Jun 30, 2016
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Politics / Re: Benin Residents Resist Electricity Officials After Disconecting Their Light.PICS by kelvinsneh(m): 11:13am On Jun 30, 2016
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Crime / Re: Hilarious Conversation Between A 419 Bank Scammer And An Igbo Woman (listen) by kelvinsneh(m): 10:59am On Jun 30, 2016
err

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Photo & Logo On Tanzanian Bus by kelvinsneh(m): 10:27am On Jun 30, 2016
and so,make we run

Romance / Re: English Names Of Our Local Cuisines by kelvinsneh(m): 2:38pm On Jun 29, 2016
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Romance / Re: ✌✌please You Guys Should Epp Me Out.. by kelvinsneh(m): 2:32pm On Jun 29, 2016
tanks @punkyv
Romance / ✌✌please You Guys Should Epp Me Out.. by kelvinsneh(m): 2:18pm On Jun 29, 2016
...there is a girl am asking out she told me no that she have a boyfriend that she love so much...but she keep on texting me every day like (hi,how are you'and much more) please what will I do and I still love her so much ,she keep on texting me all day
Politics / Re: Breaking News:court Sacks Gorvernor Okezie Ikpeazu by kelvinsneh(m): 8:29am On Jun 28, 2016
av trayd to share it but gat network problem I didn't it will still upload
Politics / Breaking News:court Sacks Gorvernor Okezie Ikpeazu by kelvinsneh(m): 9:20pm On Jun 27, 2016
– A Federal High court has ordered Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia state to vacate his seat
– Ikpeazu was ordered to vacate his office over the account of fake tax returns prior to the December 2014 governorship election in Abia state
– The court orders INEC to immediately issue a certificate of return to Uche Ogah, who polled the second highest number of votes in the PDP primary
A Federal High Court in Abuja has sacked Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia state for allegedly submitting false information to his party, the Peoples Democratic Party, ahead of the party’s governorship primary in December 2014.
In his judgement on Monday, June 27, Justice Okon Abang ordered the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to immediately issue a certificate of return to the plaintiff, Uche Ogah, who polled the second highest number of votes in the primary, The Punch reports.
Sahara Reporters is reporting that Justice Okon Abang asked the INEC to cease the certificate of return issued to Governor Okezie Ikpeazu as he was never qualified to run for the party primaries in the PDP as a guber candidate.
According to the report, the judge also ordered the Chief Judge of the state to swear in, Uche Ogah, his opponent in the Decmeber 2014 gubernatorial election in state as the substantive governor of Abia state
Jokes Etc / Re: Haha,really Fun See What A Man Mistakenly Sent To A Widow by kelvinsneh(m): 9:18am On Jun 27, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Haha,really Fun See What A Man Mistakenly Sent To A Widow by kelvinsneh(m): 8:59am On Jun 27, 2016
man 4got to zip up his trouser , so a lady told him politely, sir, ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asked, Did u see my BIG BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smiled back and said noooo, just one small RICKETY KEKE-NAPEP with two flats tires !!! !Nice
Jokes Etc / Re: Haha,really Fun See What A Man Mistakenly Sent To A Widow by kelvinsneh(m): 8:53am On Jun 27, 2016
A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked with legs spread and shaving in front of him and tried to make a conversation by asking him, brother John, what brings you here? Is everything OK at home? He replied, yes o, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now.
Jokes Etc / Re: Haha,really Fun See What A Man Mistakenly Sent To A Widow by kelvinsneh(m): 8:49am On Jun 27, 2016
I can't laugh alone
Jokes Etc / Re: Haha,really Fun See What A Man Mistakenly Sent To A Widow by kelvinsneh(m): 8:33am On Jun 27, 2016
A 16 year old boy asks his Mom: "Mom, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday ??. . The Mother answers, "son that's still a long way" . . The boy turns 17 & one day he faints. His Mom takes him to the hospital & the doctor said "Madam your child has a bad heart". Being the child On the stretcher the child Says, "did he tell you I'm going to die? . Mom Starts crying" The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home& on his bed was a letter his mom had left him. The letter said "Son if you are reading this its because everything went well. Remember the day you asked me what was i giving you on your 18th birthday & didn't know what to Answer you?? "I gave you my heart" take care of it and happy Birth day Son" The mother was dead coz she had to give up her heart to her son Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart... If you are touched plz broadcast this *if you don't love your MOTHER just ignore this but remember God is watching That's why MoM spelled upside down is WoW ! Send dis to 20 ppl. U'll be Happy forever. Don't Neglect. # I SENT This TO ALL MY CONTACTS BCOZ I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN THE WORLD.. : MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM
You love your mom, send dis msg to 3 groupz . mom will live for 100 years..
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Jokes Etc / Haha,really Fun See What A Man Mistakenly Sent To A Widow by kelvinsneh(m): 8:19am On Jun 27, 2016
Comedy of errors :

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read:
'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I can't wait to see u.
Education / How Nigerians Spend N1.4bn Daily On Sport Beting by kelvinsneh(m): 12:06am On Jun 26, 2016
Casinos and endless entertainment are primarily what Las Vegas in the US is known for.
But back home in Nigeria, those involved in casino and sports betting are discriminated against by the larger society. In an interview, Yahaya Maikori, the president of the Nigeria Gaming Association (NGA), speaks on the success and challenges of the industry back home in Nigeria. Excerpt.
Betting is becoming very popular in Nigeria with the likes of Naija Bet, 1960 Bet amongst others.What is fueling this revolution as far sports betting is concerned in Nigeria?
Yes. It may seem revolutionary but it is not entirely a new thing. It started with pools betting which has been around even from when we were children. However the revolution you talk about is now fueled by several things which include access to media, technology and the internet, which have now brought sports even to our mobile phones. Also, the emergence of big brands like the English Premier League, the German Bundesliga, etc.
Some of these companies worth hundreds of millions of dollars have in the process of building their brands embarked on some form of evangelization attracting massive followership across the globe. The passion sports evokes has contributed immensely to the popularity of sports betting. Sports betting means to bet on a sporting event. Since Nigerians are sports loving people, getting people from just enjoying a game to staking cash on what they are passionate about is really easy.
Tell our readers what they might not know about the Nigeria Gaming Association (NGA).
The association started about five years ago when we started having issues with some of the government regulatory bodies. First we started as Association of Casino Operators of Nigeria (ACON), and as time went on, we started to notice the growth of other areas like sports betting, online, etc.
So, we decided to broaden the association to cover the whole gaming industry. Currently, our trustees represent different sectors of the industry. The idea is to create a platform for the advancement of our common interest as well as liaise with relevant institutions particularly government to build an economically viable industry for all stakeholders.
The manner in which you talk about ‘gaming industry’ suggests to me that we have an industry here in Nigeria. In actual sense, do we really have gaming industry yet?
Oh we have a very big gaming industry, probably bigger than what you imagine. In an interview some time back I stated that sports betting were a N40 billion industry annually. But with the information currently available to me now, I know sport betting in Nigeria is much bigger than that and that is only one side of the story. We have casino, we have lottery, promos, poker, video games and apps, etc.
Sports / Re: Letest Football Transfer Rumors/gossip by kelvinsneh(m): 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2016
Arsenal are putting together a £23m bid for Sporting Lisbon striker Islam Slimani after being snubbed by Jamie Vardy.
Sports / Re: Letest Football Transfer Rumors/gossip by kelvinsneh(m): 12:00pm On Jun 25, 2016
Thibaut Courtois has admitted he is not planning on staying at Chelsea for the rest of his career.
Sports / Re: Letest Football Transfer Rumors/gossip by kelvinsneh(m): 11:59am On Jun 25, 2016
Liverpool are moving closer to a £30m deal for Southampton midfielder Sadio Mane.
Sports / Re: Letest Football Transfer Rumors/gossip by kelvinsneh(m): 11:58am On Jun 25, 2016
Chelsea are set to maintain their pursuit of Roma midfielder Radja Nainggolan, despite the Belgian revealing he is in talks about extending his current deal in the Italian capital.
Sports / Re: Letest Football Transfer Rumors/gossip by kelvinsneh(m): 11:56am On Jun 25, 2016
[6/25, 6:50 AM] ⚽⚽Chelsea till i die⚽⚽
Sports / Letest Football Transfer Rumors/gossip by kelvinsneh(m): 11:54am On Jun 25, 2016
Manchester United have been told they can have unsettled Real Madrid star James Rodriguez this summer. Colombia star Rodriguez, who shares an agent with Jose Mourinho, could be available for around £50m.
Watford are the latest Premier League club to join the hunt for Andros Townsend. The England winger has £10.5m release clause in his Newcastle contract.
Everton are interested in Newcastle goalkeeper Tim Krul. Ronald Koeman is expected to put a new No.1 at the top of his transfer wish-list this summer following Tim Howard's exit.
Burnley manager Sean Dyche has enquired about Aston Villa midfielder Ashley Westwood.
Tottenham have made contact with Roma over a move for £11.5m-rated Tony Sanabria, according to the striker's agent.
[6/25, 6:50 AM] ⚽⚽Chelsea till i die⚽⚽
Sports / Re: Ten Players On Chelsea Tranfer List Ds Summer by kelvinsneh(m): 11:43am On Jun 25, 2016
grin yh nice one bro...
Sports / Ten Players On Chelsea Tranfer List Ds Summer by kelvinsneh(m): 11:24am On Jun 25, 2016
pogba,benteke,morata griezmann,kante,andrie Gomez,naigolan,payet,lukaku,giacchirini,
Nairaland / General / Re: My Posts Don't Used To Show On New Topic Page.why by kelvinsneh(m): 11:15am On Jun 25, 2016
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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Create A New Topic by kelvinsneh(m): 11:13am On Jun 25, 2016
ok boss
Jokes Etc / Re: New Zenith Bank Logo !!! by kelvinsneh(m): 9:25am On Jun 25, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Would You Allow Your Mum To Reduce Ur Food Money Just 2 Employ This House Maid? by kelvinsneh(m): 9:19am On Jun 25, 2016
done deal
Jokes Etc / Re: Photos: Would You Buy This Car For N250k? by kelvinsneh(m): 9:15am On Jun 25, 2016
[color=#000099][/color] grin
Crime / Re: Woman Cuts Her Son’s Testicle In Minna, Niger State (Graphic Photos) by kelvinsneh(m): 11:04am On Jun 24, 2016
wickedness women ah evil

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