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Enegod: how much is the fish car?

it looks like a fish now but with time it will be sophisticatedly re-designed just like the volks wagen beetle.

TrickofTech: Okay I will. It is not going to end well though. I sense it.

Recent phone call:

ME: "Have you found a husband yet?"
GIRL: "No (now) I am still looking...like you"
ME: "Do you have boyfriends?"
GIRL: "I have many boyfriends (now)...but I am looking for someone really good"
ME: "Ah okay"
GIRL: "You must find a good wife too...I am praying that you find a good wife"

Ambiguous...but enough to make me think that she isn't interested. I have not seen her (face to face) for a long time and in the past she has talked about eventually marrying a Nigerian (specifically)...which I am not.

But I will tell her.

My brother from what i can depict from this conversation she doesnt consider you as a husband material to her taste meaning she doesnt fancy you! Just keep her as a friend which you guys are i guess! Try not to attach any emotional feelings to it(though its not easy).. keep searching bkos nothing good comes easy I believe there is someone so so special out there for you good luck!

the girl was wrong to have opted for suicide!
No matter what her mum had said toher suicide wasnt the best option,rather she should have thought of ways of proving her mum wrong! One thing i know is that no one can make you feel inferior witout your consent! The mum might have meant no harm just a case of wrong self expressive pattern!

Chanchit: Naaa. I dnt want this kind of disorder. Na the disorder wei go make me see through cloths I want.

u don enta one chance b dat! Bekoz u go dey see '' the good,the bad,nd d ugly' :-

all tecno phones are crappy!

pompori king: Ur wrong bro indians are rili ugly,I think your opinion is drawn from their movies.the most beautiful women are from south america #flawless

i giffup u win!

Airforce1: Who doesn't go to the bank?

Is bank meant for only musicians?

Where z it written I must be a musician before I could smile to tha bank?



Talk another one.

My broda smile dey grade by grade

if i hear! Team INDIA all d way.. Those ladies look like GOD spent an extra time on them damn pretty creatures.

One less customer for ASHI.. U can start by goin there less often lets say if u go dia once a week u can try goin dia once in two weeks try not to envisage how you were romping d lady d last time you went or d style u wish to try out. Nd wit time u will see positive progress in ur cause of curtailing brothel visits.
N:B once u have have started it takes d grace of GOD 2 stop anybody who tells u dat he use to visit brothels bt has stopd complitli is eida lying or he has a divine story to tell bkoz dia er spirits dat hover around those houses and once u enta d posses u nd all u will want is to keep comin dia evun wen u dont want to. Nd d tot of tastin diffrnt HOLES @ ur disposal also encourages such so kip dat off ur mind..HOpe dis helps bro..

i will jst ask dem if SIN IS BAD simple.

help me ask her who is more qualified to replace GEJ in 2015 koz dose rogues callin demselves presidential aspirants did/are doin worst dan GEJ in dia respective fields!
TEAM GEJ......

obo389: the groom looks old

He doesn't look old... 'MY friends go say D GUY CHOP UP' '

pls how do i delete this TOPIC.

the teacher said:- all of u are CHEATERS!

is she still ALIVE?? Because the heading reads:- HOW I ESCAPED HELL!! If she escaped hell then i guess she is in heaven or so i taught! How come she is still on earth telling us this junk of a story?? Abi na for dream?

see d fine boi wey unah jst dey insult

macdanny247: hey bro, u can get it from sept

please wen does it commence nd hw much does it cost??

pls when will the form for PRE-DEGREE b on sale nd WEN DOES IT USUALLY COMMENCE....talk to me BIKO,EJOH,DAN-ALLAH,PLEASE,ABEG

plss send to kelvin.ngwu@yahoo.co.uk (mtn)

*DISAPPIONTED*....walks out of d thread,head drooping!

PatienceAl: u beta close dis thread....since september last year...no comments.....abeg go continue ur farmnwork....lol

my brother the thing no tire you! Still wonderind what it takes to get people to comment on the topic.
Well all hope is not lost. Moderators it begins with you guys! Oya front page sharp-sharp.

PatienceAl: u beta close dis thread....since september last year...no comments.....abeg go continue ur farmnwork....lol

my broda d tin no tire u! Still wonderin wat it takes to get pple 2 comment on d topic.
Well all hope is nt lost. Moderators it begins with you guys! Oya front page chap-chap.

PatienceAl: u beta close dis thread....since september last year...no comments.....abeg go continue ur farmnwork....lol

my sister d tin no tire u! Still wonderin wat it takes to get pple 2 comment on d topic.
Well all hope is nt lost. Moderators it begins with you guys! Oya front page chap-chap.

pls guys am a potential candidate for prelim(pre-degree) i want 2 know when the form will be out nd hw much it would cost plus the requirements tnx....

hmmm.nice thread FP plss.