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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by kelz3264: 2:38am On Jun 22, 2013
Flow nice piece you've got here! Weldone "more battery power to your device" as you FLOW!!
FamilyRe: What Do You dislike Most About Your Mum by kelz3264: 11:28pm On Apr 09, 2013
you never know what you have till you lose it!@topic wait until she is no more(dead) then u will know what am talking about(R.I.P mum)
RomanceRe: 5 Solid Ways To Get A Lady To Fall In Love With You. MUST READ by kelz3264: 7:17am On Mar 29, 2013
i have come to realise that love is not all about money! Personality matters.you may have all the money in this world but your love life sucks!I:E she doesnt love you what she loves is your money so she pretends she loves just to also have access to your money but when you have personality it binds her to you(though we all have individual differences).
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria’s Richest Pastor Sells Private Jets by kelz3264: 2:43pm On Feb 25, 2013
musKeeto: I thought the planes were bought for evangelism.. Wetin happen?
Okaay, 700 cars, 700 cars... I see...
https://www.nairaland.com/1181528/worshippers-give-oyedepo-700-cars


Glory to God...

Baba Jesus, when u say the "cross" wey ur ppl go carry go heavy, i know no say na bank account you mean o...
crazy nlanders cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If This Happens To You ??? by kelz3264: 12:16pm On Feb 22, 2013
na to troway d phone faraway from wia i dey. Shikena
AutosRe: Neatly Used Mitsubishi Galant For 270k In Benin by kelz3264: 10:38pm On Feb 15, 2013
bros na jazz?
Carry gun go road mk we kno say na thief u wan thief.
Technology MarketRe: A New Blackberry Curve 6 (9320) Used For Two Weeks Is For Sale by kelz3264: 11:48pm On Feb 02, 2013
scam N:B d model of a bb curve 6 is 9220 nd nt 9320(dats 4 curve7) nd d picture is dat of curve 4(9360) nd i can get u a clean curve 6 4 30K brand new .
Jokes EtcRe: Test Your Brain by kelz3264: 9:15pm On Jan 31, 2013
its 18.
RomanceRe: The Unfortunate News Charles My Friend Heard This Night by kelz3264: 9:20am On Jan 20, 2013
singing*SAME GIRL* R-kelly ft usher
LiteratureRe: Bensons Blunder-(He knew it was wrong,but she was a goddess) by kelz3264: 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2013
wow.amazing write-up keep it coming.
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Click Here. by kelz3264: 7:35am On Dec 31, 2012
dis nairaland AKPORS no get sense at all!d imaginary one get try pass am.
Jokes EtcRe: Gbagaun Villa by kelz3264: 10:49pm On Dec 26, 2012
u need 2 see d way he was copying my work.
Jokes EtcRe: Gbagaun Villa by kelz3264: 10:04pm On Dec 25, 2012
US is travelling for christmas!
Jokes EtcRe: Gbagaun Villa by kelz3264: 10:04pm On Dec 25, 2012
US is travelling for christmas
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Student Cuts & Swallows His Manhood by kelz3264: 3:19am On Dec 20, 2012
@Op D enviroment contradicts d topic,Y should someone who bit off his joystick be paraded koz dats wat it looks like ? I disagree wif the topic(nt minding d link to d source?
Hw can a full grown man swallow his joystick of atleast 4-5 inches long xcept he has a disease dat shrunked his joystick 2 d size of a candy.or better still try swallowing d intestine of a cow without chewing nd see if it goes down ur throat nd mind u d joystick is attached to d bag of balls.tnx
AutosRe: A Clean Golf 3 For Urgent Sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by kelz3264: 8:20pm On Dec 10, 2012
am very interested hw much is ur last 4 d ride >>serious buyer<<
kelvin.ngwu@yahoo.co.uk
reply ASAP.tnx
RomanceRe: How Many Times Has Your Heart Been Broken? by kelz3264: 7:37pm On Dec 10, 2012
in our dear country Nigeria,hearts er nt broken;they er only shrunken to raise up again when mr/mrs ryt comes by. coolin our dear country Nigeria,hearts er nt broken;they er only shrunken to raise up again when mr/mrs ryt comes by.
Jokes EtcRe: Why Do Comedians Yab Pastors/church But They Never Try Same With Imams/islam? by kelz3264: 1:14am On Dec 05, 2012
soulfood: It became trendy with AY's constant teasing of Pst Okotie of Household of God with the Latter present at some of such shows and conceding to it by laughing and allowing it to pass.

Stand up comedians have turned Pastors to their punchline going as far as naming the particular pastor at times. These comedians tease the church and its beliefs like tithing, offering, healing, deliverance yet bible believing Christians are the first to buy their tickets when the show is coming up.

However, i have observed they never misyarn or say anything negative about Islam. Is it because they feel Christians operate the law of life where mercy and grace abounds but the Muslim counterparts are more responsive to any sort of perceived blasphemy against their religion?

Are they afraid of having some fanatic muslim group hear such jokes? Someone should please explain why our comedians are more afraid of men that can take life here but cannot destroy the soul? Yet they are obviously willing to take the risk with the one who can destroy the life here and beyond.
For fear of the uninvited guest(s) {boko harams}
HealthRe: The Important Of Honey, Bitter Kola, Wonderful And Bitter Leave In Human Life. by kelz3264: 1:07am On Dec 05, 2012
haleonic: A lot has been said about Garcinia Bitter Kola but also much more is yet to be revealed about this wonderful gift to nature. This tropical plant has the ability repel snake within a distance of about 300 meters radius and when in contact has ability to a demobilize or out rightly kill a snake. Here it is found that one of the must powerful anti snake poison is found. It is also has the ability to correct the liver the heart ant the organs.



The seed of bitter kola is used to naturalized all kinds of poisons and when grounded in into powder and sprayed in environment all snakes will avoid the area for live much discoveries are being made concerning Bitter kola.

This tropical plant is known to many people as vegetables for cooking soup and other delicacies. But to every herbalist this plant is considered as one of the most powerful Natural remedy for some sicknesses termed incurable, for instance the extract from this herbs has the ability to rescind a degenerating pancreas and lower the sugar level within a few weeks of intake. This extract is also excellent for ulcer, malaria and many other elements.

HONEY AS MEDICINE; THE HEALER OF MANKIND

HONEY is one food that is not produce by Human but highly beneficial to man all through the ages. Honey is known to be the healer of the soul, spirit, and the body by harmonizing the system to bring completes healing process to the human being.

The Bible recommended honey as the food for wisdom. (See Proverbs 24:13 – 14). The Quran also recommended honey as food that give thought (pure thought) Quran chapter 16:69-69.

From the above quotations one can see that honey is a wholesome food that heal both the body, spirit and the soul, since it is the complete harmony of this three that produce pure thought (wisdom applied). The curative properties of honey was documented in the world oldest medical literature the Sumerians and the Egyptian physicians used honey to treat internal wounds, external injuries, the eyes, the lungs, the skin, the stomach and intestines are also treated with honey. The Chinese, the Greek, the Romans, Indians have also recorded the uses of honey to a greater dimension.

Hypocrites the father modern medicines recommended honey for numerous diseases. So also the greater Muslims physicians ibn Sina in his book the cannon of medicine. Honey has been found to contain the most powerful natural antibacterial, antiseptic and antinflammatory substances.

Honey is produced by the insect called bee’s that are so beneficial to man apart from honey. Honey is considered the most natural preservative. The beneficial of honey to man can never be over emphasized.

WONDERFUL COLA

Wonderful cola is not known to many people yet, but this medicinal fruit that look like kola nut is so wonderful in the treatment of so many ailments. The most wonderful power of this fruit lives in its ability to stimulate the glands to respond quickly to any ailing parts of the human body.

In so doing the part quickly get reinforcement to deal with situation effectively and healing s takes place. No wonder this fruit is used for the treatment of almost all human ailments.

The use of this herbal fruits depends especially on the knowledge of the user. it can also be used in combination with other herbs for maximum result.
www.herbalremendiesforlife.com
nd still yet none of them is a remedy 4 H.I.V,
tanks 4 d enlightingment
AutosRe: Tokunbo Cars For Sale At Cheap Rate by kelz3264: 10:36pm On Dec 01, 2012
can i get a Golf 3 in ur stock if yes hw much
u can reach me through my mail KELVIN.NGWU@yahoo.co.uk.tnx
AutosRe: SOLD**Very Clean Used Golf 2 For Sale**SOLD by kelz3264: 8:08pm On Oct 18, 2012
mr
Can it fly 4 200K cash....am a serious buyer .
EducationDoes Havin A Grt Sense Of Humor Mean That Some One Is Intelligient? by kelz3264(op):
pls guys this question has been on my mind 4 quiet some time.and hia i am seeking ur ans nd opinions.tnx
AutosRe: Do U Av Cars 4 Sale OR Looking To BUY A Car ,.click Here by kelz3264: 10:01pm On Sep 19, 2012
nid a golf price range}180-240.good working condition.am based in jos.
If it is in stock reach me tru dis mail KELVIN.NGWU@YAHOO.CO.Uk
Jokes EtcRe: I Vex Anytime When. . . by kelz3264:
i vex anytime someone sees a mad man and turns to ask me if he is really mad.No nah entertainer.agbaya.
AdvertsPlot Of Land In Abuja 4 Sale by kelz3264(op):
Gudday nlanders.

3plots of land located along kuje in abuja is up 4 sales.asking price 4milion naira.all documents er complete.its a matter of urgency. If intrested call dis number.tnx
RomanceRe: Guys Can u Take Care Of Yr Girlfriend(financially) Without Being Intimate(se-x)? by kelz3264: 9:26pm On May 05, 2012
i can only do dat 4 my fiancee koz i dnt trust galz undecidedi can only do dat 4 my fiancee koz i dnt trust galz
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by kelz3264: 7:51pm On May 04, 2012
guy u er awesum my ribs don finish.

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