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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Emmanuel France, Is Dead by Kemanwana(m): 4:43pm On Sep 18
rest on great man...
Politics / Re: FCCPC Gives Traders 1-Month Deadline To Crash Prices Of Goods by Kemanwana(m): 9:14pm On Aug 29
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Scatterscatter:
I feel like giving this man a β€œbig konk” on his head.
FG keeps increasing Custom duty + all the shenanigans that happens at the Port, yet you want the price of imported commodities to be cheap.

This people go just smoke Igbo finish start to dey talk anyhow.πŸ™„
Business / Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by Kemanwana(m): 5:34pm On Jul 29
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IbrahimSkiba:
cool

This is one of the few things I did for money.

I applied to work as an interior decoy worker in Benin with zero experience, omo the screeding cement almost blinded me. I no go ever forget as I fall from scaffold all in the name of painting.

I accepted to work as a coordinator in a movie production company.
Omo I nearly died from stress. The man I was working under, didn't give me breathing space. For 2am for night this man come knock my hotel room, say make we start to dey prepare props and sets for the next shoot. Omo ontop 12k work.. I couldn't sleep. Running up and down giving cast their script like say na government work.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Command Policemen To Return The Money They Took From Passengers (Video) by Kemanwana(m): 4:04pm On Jul 25
See as the mumu police man run grin grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: Nairalanders, Are You Still Eating Beans?? by Kemanwana(m): 1:15pm On Jul 16
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PerfectStranger:

I ignorantly bought the stone one in the form of beans, close to 2hrs of cooking yet still strong. I had to take it down and eat it like that
Career / Re: Ibrahim Lamuwa Accused Of Sexually Harassing Staff Of Foreign Affairs Ministry by Kemanwana(m): 8:43pm On Jun 11
Village people is that you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: β€œWe Want To Marry Nigerians!” - Say Ugandans (vid) by Kemanwana(m): 7:37pm On May 16
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vengertime:
Nigerian girls ntoor

Ugandan girls we love you ladies too
Business / Re: 16 Banking Transactions exempted from The Cyber Security Levy (see full list) by Kemanwana(m): 5:06pm On May 07
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Righthussle:


Which God should save you from their hands? Is it the same one that allowed Tinubu win the election?


What I like about this levy is that it is for both Obidients and Agbados.

Predict the next new tax, hike or Levy by this government and win a kiss
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Hike: I Won’t Subscribe Again – OPM General Overseer by Kemanwana(m): 9:24am On Apr 27
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McLizbae:
Even if I sub my Dstv today, I know it won show me anything not even the Dstv logo. Since the last time i sub the decoder, alot has happened. The frequent heavy breeze in my area don twist twist the dish sotai, eh don dey face where nobody dey call am grin. Thunder don even strike like twice wey fry everything for the house inverter set, tv, home theater, chargers, even fans,... And e sure me die say hand go don touch that decoder too. With this yeye hikes, I go surmount courage throw am into dust bin soon.
Education / Re: World university rankings 2024 by Kemanwana(m): 2:11pm On Feb 15
This is serious not even one African University grin

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by Kemanwana(m): 1:38pm On Jan 21
If you did your genotype test years ago better go now and it again.i had the same issue last year..all through I thought I was AA. Because when I was in University I did it and it was AA only to find out last year that am AS. This is no joke
Travel / Re: How Many States Have You Visited in Nigeria And Which State Did You Enjoy Most? by Kemanwana(m): 12:12am On Oct 07, 2023
U are welcome anytime

I didn't stay much in Abuja but I will like you to visit Akwa Ibom.[/quote]
TV/Movies / Re: Pictures From Bbnaija Season 8 All Star Saturday Night Party (week 2) by Kemanwana(m): 4:24pm On Aug 08, 2023
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Jestin:
Very useless program. My wife was getting addicted to this program until i cut my Gotv decoder and throw it inside the bush
Food / Re: Food: Whose Place Would You Visit? by Kemanwana(m): 10:33pm On Jul 26, 2023
In law it is
Sports / Re: Armored Tank: Kylian Mbappe Causes A Stir In Cameroon by Kemanwana(m): 1:30pm On Jul 09, 2023
Any to do the safeguard do it my star..let people open their mouth waaaa,when there's insecurity everywhere...
Politics / Re: I Feel Like A Tiger, Ready To Devour Criminals - IGP Egbetokun Talks Tough by Kemanwana(m): 4:47pm On Jun 20, 2023
Easy ooo grin
Car Talk / Re: For A Budget Of β‚¦β€Ž4M: Which Of These Cars Is Advisable To Buy? by Kemanwana(m): 12:09pm On Apr 26, 2023
Honda CR-VπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Romance / Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by Kemanwana(m): 7:03am On Apr 10, 2023
I see nothing wrong,she is just getting more comfortable with you ..
Crime / Re: Nigerian National Arrested With Over 1000 Grams Of Drugs In The Philippines by Kemanwana(m): 6:21pm On Jan 29, 2023
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Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by Kemanwana(m): 5:31pm On Jan 28, 2023
Na lie
Politics / Re: FIRS Makes β‚¦β€Ž10 Trillion In Revenue For The First Time Ever by Kemanwana(m): 9:10pm On Jan 23, 2023
God bless you immediatelyWhy are we still borrowing?[/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 14th January 2023 by Kemanwana(m): 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2023
Liverpool shouldn't have allow mane to leave the club
Family / Re: He Found Out His Wife Is A Hermaphrodite On Their Honeymoon! What Is Your Take? by Kemanwana(m): 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2022
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He said his wife gbola is bigger than his own gbola

Mr and Mrs Gbolahan!!!



RTID on the beat......

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Pets / Re: Pictures From Canine Club Of Imo Dog Walk 2022 by Kemanwana(m): 10:02pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Akfrenzy:
grin My calabar people, abeg when is our own coming up ooooo


I wan check something
Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Kemanwana(m): 5:39pm On Dec 13, 2022
angry[ angry grin ;Dquote author=ravensckar post=103114036]One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears. [/quote]

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Politics / Re: Troops Raid Bandit Camps, Rescue Nine Victims In Kaduna (Photos) by Kemanwana(m): 3:38pm On Nov 28, 2022
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RenaissanceGuy:
They don't know. I heard Atiku budgets $500m for bandits' operation every month. Aside that each of the bandits receive ₦40M monthly salary. Do you have more details to add?

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Sports / Re: Christian Bassogog: 27-Year-Old Cameroon Forward To Watch Out For At World Cup by Kemanwana(m): 3:04pm On Nov 28, 2022
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nkemoma:
His head alone is 52years old
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Receives N10M From Husband For Campaigning For Him (Photo) by Kemanwana(m): 10:56am On Nov 22, 2022
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Skyfornia:
You are calling an old man 'Baby'? shocked

What money cannot do does not exist
Travel / Re: Photos Of Presicce, Italy Paying $25,000 To Anyone Willing To Move There by Kemanwana(m): 10:53am On Nov 22, 2022
What made people to abandoned the place in the first place?
Agriculture / Re: Hundreds Of Sheep Have Been Walking In A Circle For 12 Days Straight In China by Kemanwana(m): 6:24pm On Nov 18, 2022
China again grin grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Response To Soludo's Attack At Lagos Business School (Video) by Kemanwana(m): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2022
Am voting this man for real

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Phones / Re: No More 'Twitter For Iphone' & 'Twitter For Android' by Kemanwana(m): 1:22pm On Nov 15, 2022
One day what Happened to blackberry will happen to iPhone...time will tell grin grin grin grin grin

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